Do parents still bring children to movie theaters? It's so much easier to just wait a few months and stream it in the house. Boomer executives haven't changed their way of thinking in the last 30 years and now they're losing billions of dollars because of it.
Sure, but not some kiddy flick. Everyone I know with kids only wants to go through the bother of taking their kids to the theatre for something special. mindless children's entertainment is too accessable through the net these days to justify paying for the whole family to go to the cinema just to maybe entertain their kids for a few hours.
>AND WHO IS THE MOVIE ABOUT THE TALKING DUCKS FOR EXACTLY? I CANT SEEM TO DECIPHER THE POLITICS AND I AM GENUINELY ASKING BECAUSE I NEED TO KNOW IF I SHOULD WATCH THIS OR NOT
People just don't care about theaters anymore and know this kids stuff will be out on digital in a month or two. So why bother getting everyone in the car, driving all the way to the theater, finding parking, paying a lot for tickets and at the concession stand only to sit there for two hours while black people wont get off their phones or shut the frick up
They'd rather wait until they can watch it at home. Its not like there isn't a plethora of other stuff to watch in the interim
>people just dont care about theaters anymore
Even though several movies made over a billion this year and the highest grossing film ever came out last year, but yeah nobody cares anymore.dumbass
They don't. Why do you think you see such a slide in attendance and at box offices. Bomb after bomb after bomb keeps happening. They're only coming out for the big stuff now. They are no longer reliable
If the movie is a special event that people want to see, they'll make the effort, like the Mario or Barbie movie or Avatar, not this duck shit.
I'll tolerate the annoyances of going to the movies, where I have to sit in one spot for 2 hours, listen to people munch on popcorn, talk to each other, fart, and seeing their phone screens out of the corner of my eye, if it's something I'm looking forward to and I want to see it as a special event.
Name some films that weren’t blockbusters that made over a billion pre-streaming. Because to me it sounds like, it… it sounds like that’s just how it’s always been.
If the movie is a special event that people want to see, they'll make the effort, like the Mario or Barbie movie or Avatar, not this duck shit.
I'll tolerate the annoyances of going to the movies, where I have to sit in one spot for 2 hours, listen to people munch on popcorn, talk to each other, fart, and seeing their phone screens out of the corner of my eye, if it's something I'm looking forward to and I want to see it as a special event.
>Muh highest grossing film
Inflation kills your marketing hyperbole
That would be Gone With The Wind 1939
Now get of my porch (board) you poor white trash (plebiscite poster)
I feel like most families rather wait for digital and watch it at home. Theatres are expensive but regular movies seem to do well outside of capeshit or Disney shit
>meticulously destroy extended family >meticulously destroy nuclear family >meticulously destroy housing market >meticulously destroy works values >sterilize half the population with chemicals and drugs in food and water >tell millenials having kids is bad for the environment anyway >give zoomies permanent brain rot >why don't family entertainment work anymore ?
its the economy Black person everyone is skrimping by and now they have to buy shitmass gifts for all their awful family members...guess what kids mommy and daddy are broke so we can't go watch the ducks!
maybe it was just bad marketing but honestly this looks so boring even for a movie aimed at little children. Kids nowadays want more bombastic stuff, and a relatively grounded setting like this would be more charming in pic related's artstyle than with that bland Illumination shit
>act like /misc/ >noooooo you can't call us /misc/ >however, we can call you trannies, israelites, Black folk and any other boogeyman buzzword we can think of
99% of movies have darkies where they shouldn't be, interracial couples at every turn, trannies where unnecessary, and get confused when we mention being sick of it? Be gone, moshe.
It's the end of film. It's over. Future films will experience sporadic success, sure there will be a few Oppenheimers out there that get made in the next decade, but by and large studios will go bankrupt as audiences see past their lies.
They're literally just ducks. They're not colored or designed in any imaginative, unrealistic way. And the title is literally just a noun. How about something that pops like Flights of Fancy or Quacktastic Four?
This. The studies say people are so fricking moronic and literal poop for brains that if they’re having a conversation about a movie and it’s more than one word then that person us at risk for being socially ostracized and labelled an incel.
I didn't get the joke til I saw the first trailer, but I think it's meant to be like Vacation. Without context of knowing the movie is a family road trip story though the joke doesn't really work.
Awkwafina also did voicework for Angry Birds, The Bad Guys, and SpongeBob, and is in the upcoming King Fu Panda. She might be annoying, but she's actually doing pretty well for herself as a voice actor.
Rio and Happy Feet did well enough to get theatrical sequels, and I believe Chicken Run was a legitimate hit. You should've put Legend of the Guardians in there instead.
Hispanic here, this is the first time in history the name of a movie in Spain y better than my Hispanic homeland. Unironically “Patos” shouldn't be used as homosexuals here unfortunately went SJW two years ago and defiantly someone is going to get mad.
Buenos Aires is the globohomosexual capital of South America and I see nobody here mad at the change, in fact, nobody seems to give a damn about the movie
>It's a migration movie about a family of ducks
Ok >except they get lost
Alright >IN THE CITY!!!
huh >woooo!!! Look how wacky us city animals are! Not like your typical fish out of water story! >and all these one note characters are voiced by your favorite celebrities!!! >there is no actual story here! No room for it because we HAVE to give Aquafina the FUNNIEST lines we could write! >We're going to pull onthe typical heart strings in the 3rd act to make this feel like we genuinely tried to make a genuine family movie and not robbing you of your money! >Since our studio name has no actual credibility, here's a list of the IPs we were lucky to get an audience and then exploit to hell and back! >Watch our movie!
Lmao how did you guys find something to rage over about the talking ducks on vacation movie, lol
This is the blandest shit ever, what the frick could you possibly be mad about
The target audience can barely pronounce the name of the film.
I agree with the other anon. The name is awful. Even if there isn't some snide open borders subtext, people will assume that there is because of the title.
A Fowl Journey, was that so hard?
>people will assume that there is because of the title.
you officially need to take time off the internet. nobody who isn't on here or on Twitter is even going to have that cross their mind. It's about fricking ducks
Missing the point. The title doesn't give you any clue what the movie is about, and it's a word that has become politically charged recently.
Ask 100 people what comes to mind when they hear "migration" or "migrants" and most of it won't be good.
I'm not saying it's right I'm saying it's how it is.
>The title doesn't give you any clue what the movie is about
It's about fricking birds >Winged Migration (French: Le Peuple Migrateur, also known as The Travelling Birds in some UK releases, or The Travelling Birds: An Adventure in Flight in Australia) is a 2001 documentary film directed by Jacques Cluzaud, Michel Debats and Jacques Perrin, who was also one of the writers and narrators, showcasing the immense journeys routinely made by birds during their migrations.
Missing the point still. Your example is different (WINGED migration tells us immediately that it's about birds) and is from 2001, literally a generation ago.
You're missing the point
The title tells you exactly what the movie's about
If you look at ducks and think "immigrants!", it means your brain is fricking fried
5 months ago
Anonymous
Examine the title outside of the visual prompt of ducks, genius.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>deliberately ignore how this simple thing makes perfect sense so my wild misinterpretation will seem justified, goy
no thanks
5 months ago
Anonymous
Keep trying anon.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Movie about cartoon ducks is flopping because people thought it was about Muslims in Sweden
Do you know how moronic you sound
I'll save 90% of movies right now: >Pay ~10 entirely random people to watch 15-20 minutes of your movie the second the scene gets filmed >Have them review it >If they hate it, can it and change the scene entirely >Repeat the above steps until all 10 people unanimously enjoy the segment >Repeat the above steps for the rest of the movie
There you go. You're welcome Hollywood. >Muh spoilers!
1)Most people don't care about a movie getting spoiled unless it's a highly anticipated sequel or since that would be spoiling their own fun
2)Most of them will not see spoilers in their segments
3)Just mute/black out spoilers
4)You can just have some of the reviewers watch a fake segment.
They already do this with test screenings anon, it's why so many big movies these days end up having lots of reshoots.
Spoiler alert: it makes movies even worse.
Poorly advertized and way too bland and generic to drive interest. You cannot make movies mindlessly and expect things to make money like pre covid numbers.
I know you bros don't go to the movie theater, but the trailer's been playing before everything rated less than R for like six months. Regal even has a gift card ad starting the characters.
>its about family of duck >lost in the city >the end
who the frick came up with that boring aah premise.
make something more like Surf Up, that was a fun movie
>no one wants to watch a movie called Migration
Dare I say... the West is healing, maybe? Also lel I didn't know that was its original title, here in Italy they called it Prendi il volo (= take flight)
apparently they spend hundereds of millions on marketing, usually the same or more than they do on production
SO WHY DOES LITERALLY NO ONE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THESE MOVIES UNTIL THEY DROP.
theres virtually no advertising anywhere for these movies
Is it corruption?
Is it money laundering?
is it for tax fraud?
where does the numbers for large marketing budgets come from and go?!!
Illumination used the same marketing strategy they used for their Minions shlock. Except it didn't work here because the premise isn't interesting, the characters are bland, and the movie just looks like an incredibly shallow "CELEBRITIES!!! BUT THEY'RE ANIMALS!!!". They played that card already with Secret Life and exhausted it by Secret Life 2 which grossed less. Warner Bros. tried it with League of Super Pets and that bombed despite all the big cast.
This is almost like Strange World from Disney. The Alphabet people are convinced that Disney sabotaged the film by not marketing it, but it absolutely was pushed. People just weren't interested because they didn't market it as an adventure film and all the talk surrounding it was about the gay shit. No family is going to take their kids to a film about gays.
The only marketing I remember from Secret Life of Pets is that clip of the dog listening to system of a down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g01Hvbi303g
Illuminations extremely generic style finally fricks them in the ass. This looks like a direct to dvd 3d animated film and even then the main characters look like side characters
Watched the movie.
There's really nothing remarkable about it, it's a very standard animated movie that looks great but storywise it does nothing new and there arent any jokes that are funny.
I can see why people arent going to watch it.
families aren't bringing their kids out to see a film about ducks because they don't want to have to explain trans ducks and gay ducks and interacial duck sex to their 5-8 year olds.
what pisses me off most about this film was the trailer,
>1:02 >illumination brings you a film for the entire family
as opposed to what you fricking c**ts thats alll you make, oh wait i forgot they made that faithul 1:1 adaption of berserk ya i forgot illumination known for theyre brutal fricking movies and gore
Are you moronic homosexuals actually getting angry at a cartoon by illumination? Really? Of all the things in the world cartoon ducks is what is getting you riled up.
And you wonder why men are getting lonely and there has been an increase in LGBTQ+ women, you guys are fricking losers and nobody wants to procreate with you
Imagine getting upset at us brainwashing your kids with propaganda you're really irrational and silly, take your meds and just let us condition your kids ok it's just a funny harmless cartoon without any further ideological intentions which is why we keep funding and marketing them despite losing money on them OK goyim don't worry about it
Look at this dumb homosexual. Thinks People getting angry at the messaging behind shit like this is the issue and not the messaging. What an utter, utter dumb c**t.
Can't believe young children are refusing to watch empowering cartoons about brave duck refugees migrating to bigoted places and learning how to overcome duckophobia
was it woke?
It's literally called migration idiot of course it's woke
Vax status?
QuACKed
3d is automatically woke
>border jumping movie fails
MAGA is on a roll, brothers! Ya love to see it hehehehe.
>MAGA is on a roll
Downhill that is.
we've already hit rock bottom, if we are rolling, its up
it's about to go nuts
Who is the target audience for these movies?
kids, it's a literal children's movie you fricking tard
He's a helpless culture war addict, don't mind him
kids are the main targets of propaganda dummy
>pointing out something is creating it
nope
have a nice day trannies
>have a nice day trannies
Meds.
Yes, meds are what trannies take to try to appear to be the opposite of what they are
it's a movie about birds you mentally ill imbecile
birds migrate
the movie is about a family of ducks getting lost while migrating
you're schizoprenic
Nice projection schizoid
whoa, the first out of ten childrens movies this year not shoving homosexual propaganda in your face, such restraint
>let me tell you about this movie I didn't see
Take your meds, schizo.
birds aren't real
Touch grass schizo
>he doesn't understand
Kids do not watch movies they have tablets to babbysit them.
so the type of movie that Cinemaphile obsesses over everyday
Do parents still bring children to movie theaters? It's so much easier to just wait a few months and stream it in the house. Boomer executives haven't changed their way of thinking in the last 30 years and now they're losing billions of dollars because of it.
I don't have kids but would want to take them to the theatre to experience things how they should be seen.
Sure, but not some kiddy flick. Everyone I know with kids only wants to go through the bother of taking their kids to the theatre for something special. mindless children's entertainment is too accessable through the net these days to justify paying for the whole family to go to the cinema just to maybe entertain their kids for a few hours.
I have a five year old and I take him when there's a movie he wants to see. So far that's only been Mario and the Paw patrol movies
That's really sweet anon, I hope you beat him when he acts out in public spaces.
people still have kids?
Its a family road trip movie. The family happens to be migrating ducks
thats where they messed up, no families go on road trips anymore
The film is clearly pro illegal alien propaganda
"Stupid fricking kids and their moronic ass dipshit parents." - actual quote from executive producer of Migration
Blackrock/Vanguard
Me.
They're making them for me, but I don't watch them. I'm playing hard to get.
Immigrants
damn. I know someone a week ago was hyping up this movie
this is honest to god my first time even hearing about it. they must have seriously fumbled in marketing it.
How?? I can't go a day without seeing some sort of ad for it lol.
Adblockers you dumb child.
where do you see these ads?
>AND WHO IS THE MOVIE ABOUT THE TALKING DUCKS FOR EXACTLY? I CANT SEEM TO DECIPHER THE POLITICS AND I AM GENUINELY ASKING BECAUSE I NEED TO KNOW IF I SHOULD WATCH THIS OR NOT
I actually look like that
okay I chuckled
giftmy
4chuds, they are laughing at us…
thougheverbeitwherewithaltheless i am similar in appearance to this thougheverbeitwherewithaltheless
Cinemaphile moment
anyone have the webm/gif where the duck twerks her sexy tail from the trailer?
Is Universal going to go down too? Is family entertainment dead?
People just don't care about theaters anymore and know this kids stuff will be out on digital in a month or two. So why bother getting everyone in the car, driving all the way to the theater, finding parking, paying a lot for tickets and at the concession stand only to sit there for two hours while black people wont get off their phones or shut the frick up
They'd rather wait until they can watch it at home. Its not like there isn't a plethora of other stuff to watch in the interim
>people just dont care about theaters anymore
Even though several movies made over a billion this year and the highest grossing film ever came out last year, but yeah nobody cares anymore.dumbass
They don't. Why do you think you see such a slide in attendance and at box offices. Bomb after bomb after bomb keeps happening. They're only coming out for the big stuff now. They are no longer reliable
Name some films that weren’t blockbusters that made over a billion pre-streaming. Because to me it sounds like, it… it sounds like that’s just how it’s always been.
you compare tickets sold, not gross, that's what they do so they can say their shit movies are always breaking BO records
If the movie is a special event that people want to see, they'll make the effort, like the Mario or Barbie movie or Avatar, not this duck shit.
I'll tolerate the annoyances of going to the movies, where I have to sit in one spot for 2 hours, listen to people munch on popcorn, talk to each other, fart, and seeing their phone screens out of the corner of my eye, if it's something I'm looking forward to and I want to see it as a special event.
This. Theaters can't compete with how comfy home is. Maybe if its a big movie, but for small stuff who cares
Do you work for some shithole movie theater? Why are you so pressed homie damn.
This becomes less impressive when you realize tickets are $20 or more.
>Muh highest grossing film
Inflation kills your marketing hyperbole
That would be Gone With The Wind 1939
Now get of my porch (board) you poor white trash (plebiscite poster)
>uhh ackshually this movie that's been in and out of theaters for over 80 years is the highest grossing
Pure cope.
>Is family entertainment dead?
yes, just like the family
it's not zussin enough
I feel like most families rather wait for digital and watch it at home. Theatres are expensive but regular movies seem to do well outside of capeshit or Disney shit
>meticulously destroy extended family
>meticulously destroy nuclear family
>meticulously destroy housing market
>meticulously destroy works values
>sterilize half the population with chemicals and drugs in food and water
>tell millenials having kids is bad for the environment anyway
>give zoomies permanent brain rot
>why don't family entertainment work anymore ?
This. And the face diapers and heart attack juice mandates. No wonder this movie about ducks will fail, it's all the israelites fault.
its the economy Black person everyone is skrimping by and now they have to buy shitmass gifts for all their awful family members...guess what kids mommy and daddy are broke so we can't go watch the ducks!
I think the West has seen enough migration as it is quite frankly
The West has fallen, billions must fly
shartycoal
/teevee/ saving party gem
I guess the movie isn't all it's quacked up to be
WHEN I FIND YOU, I GONNA EAT YOUR SPLEEN
My homie
Carlos!
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Keked n checked
uh, what were you checking?
Noice.
It wasn't well billed
not a lot of exposure on the web
That’s kind of hot?
>that tail
>I want to frick that duck
mfw
she was basically asking for it
>sodomizes
>she
Birds have cloaca, so the pussy is located inside the butthole. So technically it could have been a female flamingo, who knows
UOOOOHHH BIRD EROTIC FLAMINGO ASS AND FLUNNY... EROTIC
Cloacas are fricking gross, who would willingly stick their dick in a hole full of dried bird shit?
did the really need to say he dropped down his pants? Wouldn't that be implied by the sodomizing?
You know that hole in your underwear and pants? You're suppose to put your penis through that, believe it or not.
none of the underpants I brought recently had a hole there. I don't think they do it anymore
You don't shit through the hole, you are wearing them backwards.
ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE ANY WAY POSSIBLE
what race is this?
florida man
That's a Mandarin.
Who is going to spend $13 to see one movie anyway? It's over
'Quick, let's make another couple Minions movies to balance the books!'
So Awk is playing waterfowl again? Twice in one year.
Why do ~~*they*~~ hire famous people for voice work on low tier animation projects? Ain't nobody going to see this if Mark Ruffalo is playing a duck.
I think it is a Union thing where big budget animated movies are required to pay actors big money for VA roles and only big actors are qualified.
>when you can't stop the swah
why did he do it in the actual movie?
After seeing the cast, I'm glad it flopped
Pekin Duck
It's always the same garbage people nepotism hires. Nobody likes them, they keep making flop after flop, but keep getting hired anyways.
actually, she's playing a pigeon
Danny devito looks like he has down syndrome
Aquafina is box office poison even if it’s a cartoon and no one knows she’s in it
IMAGINE using a bottled water brand as your stage name.
>That cast
Hard pass
maybe it's tht ba...
>aguafina
>banks
good thing that flop piece of shit
>aquafina
gldd it flopped
I hate that CCP diversity chink like you wouldn't beleive
maybe it was just bad marketing but honestly this looks so boring even for a movie aimed at little children. Kids nowadays want more bombastic stuff, and a relatively grounded setting like this would be more charming in pic related's artstyle than with that bland Illumination shit
>movie about ducks has Cinemaphile screeching about trannies
What the frick happened to this board?
I want that Daffy Buck. I likes him and I wants him
A terminal disease which causes paralysis of the brain, leading to incurable chronic stupidity. It's called /misc/io.
>muh /misc/ Boogeyman
Just join the fricking 41% already troony
>MUH troony
>MUH israelite
>MUH ZOG
>act like /misc/
>noooooo you can't call us /misc/
>however, we can call you trannies, israelites, Black folk and any other boogeyman buzzword we can think of
You really don't need to go to /misc/ to be disgusting by trannies, the entire world is.
porn mind. same reason kids arent watching kids movies. theyre watching porn or porn adjacent content, and silly ducks isnt porn
dilate
>What the frick happened to this board?
moot didn't realise what an awfull mistake /misc/ was, and asiaticmoot is a lazy chink
The absolute state of Cinemaphile
>WELL I SAY HE DOES HAVE TO DO IT FOR FREE NOW!
99% of movies have darkies where they shouldn't be, interracial couples at every turn, trannies where unnecessary, and get confused when we mention being sick of it? Be gone, moshe.
>movie about ducks has become the sort of place people now outright expect to see politics shoehorned-in
What the frick happened to movies/Hollywood?
WHY WON'T ANYONE GO SEE THE ANIMATED DUCKIES ?
>that Shark Tank episode the other week where they shilled this movie with a pitch
what the frick is Illumination?
it's what light bulbs do in dark rooms
I didn't know light bulbs made cartoons, you learn something new every day I guess
the studio that made the minions
I've never seen a single one of those films, might be why I had no idea who made them
The older I get the more I love minions.
They made the Lorax movie which is pretty good
Awkwafina should change her name to Box Office Poison
Waterboard Wendy
i think Claire would be a prettier name
She should change her surname to mine.
Bawksawwfiss Poison
>Kumeel Apakipoopoo
>Keegan Howdyoudofellowwhitepeople McBlack person
Gee I can't imagine how this movie is on track to bomb.
It's the end of film. It's over. Future films will experience sporadic success, sure there will be a few Oppenheimers out there that get made in the next decade, but by and large studios will go bankrupt as audiences see past their lies.
They're literally just ducks. They're not colored or designed in any imaginative, unrealistic way. And the title is literally just a noun. How about something that pops like Flights of Fancy or Quacktastic Four?
umm no sweaty. 1 word titles are all the rage now.
They were utter trash from the minute the trend started.
This. The studies say people are so fricking moronic and literal poop for brains that if they’re having a conversation about a movie and it’s more than one word then that person us at risk for being socially ostracized and labelled an incel.
I didn't get the joke til I saw the first trailer, but I think it's meant to be like Vacation. Without context of knowing the movie is a family road trip story though the joke doesn't really work.
The marketing was absolute dogshit for this movie
With Akwafina in the trailers doing the same voice she did for TLM, I'm surprised it isn't doing worse.
Awkwafina also did voicework for Angry Birds, The Bad Guys, and SpongeBob, and is in the upcoming King Fu Panda. She might be annoying, but she's actually doing pretty well for herself as a voice actor.
she's being forced
nobody likes her
She’s entirely forced for whatever reason they put her in everything.
>for whatever reason
She is half israeli
But in Migration, she sounds just like she did as Scuttle.
When will studios learn to stop making movies about birds. Everytime there are movies about birds it instantly flops
>Free Birds
>Valiant
>Chicken Litte
>Spies in Disguise
>Rio
>Chicken Run
>Happy Feet
>Surfs Up
angry birds made the others obsolete
Rio and Happy Feet did well enough to get theatrical sequels, and I believe Chicken Run was a legitimate hit. You should've put Legend of the Guardians in there instead.
the bird girl in that is hot
Rio movies both made half a billion on 100 million budgets.
Rjo, Chicken Run and Happy Feet were all very profitable at the box office. By what metric are you concluding that they were flops?
> Mallards
The Mallard Drake is a rapist and necrophiliac.
Pretty much the worst choice of duck for a kids movie.
Hispanic here, this is the first time in history the name of a movie in Spain y better than my Hispanic homeland. Unironically “Patos” shouldn't be used as homosexuals here unfortunately went SJW two years ago and defiantly someone is going to get mad.
Buenos Aires is the globohomosexual capital of South America and I see nobody here mad at the change, in fact, nobody seems to give a damn about the movie
Feels bad man. Premise seems very generic but that's almost unique in an ocean of subversive remakes.
Duck, duck, goose egg
>It's a migration movie about a family of ducks
Ok
>except they get lost
Alright
>IN THE CITY!!!
huh
>woooo!!! Look how wacky us city animals are! Not like your typical fish out of water story!
>and all these one note characters are voiced by your favorite celebrities!!!
>there is no actual story here! No room for it because we HAVE to give Aquafina the FUNNIEST lines we could write!
>We're going to pull onthe typical heart strings in the 3rd act to make this feel like we genuinely tried to make a genuine family movie and not robbing you of your money!
>Since our studio name has no actual credibility, here's a list of the IPs we were lucky to get an audience and then exploit to hell and back!
>Watch our movie!
Why didn't they call it Ducks Out of Water?
Lmao how did you guys find something to rage over about the talking ducks on vacation movie, lol
This is the blandest shit ever, what the frick could you possibly be mad about
"All the stars are here!"
She's bloating up quite nicely.
>visible brandname at a gala
How trashy
She getting old, lads, make it stop!
We must migrate millions of brown birds into swan land. How else will we maintain the GDP per bird?
I didn't even know they made a movie recently, no wonder it's not doing well.
Their last movie made $1.3 billion
I meant the film itself, not the studio. They got plenty of money to bomb, lol, just sucks for the creators.
Do companies not do market research? Everything is failing and they seem shocked by it.
The weird thing is, it's actually looking like it could be Illumination's best reviewed film.
Could be counting on word of mouth and legs over the holidays.
"Can't sleep. Duck will eat me."
me in the duck suit
The target audience can barely pronounce the name of the film.
I agree with the other anon. The name is awful. Even if there isn't some snide open borders subtext, people will assume that there is because of the title.
A Fowl Journey, was that so hard?
>people will assume that there is because of the title.
you officially need to take time off the internet. nobody who isn't on here or on Twitter is even going to have that cross their mind. It's about fricking ducks
Missing the point. The title doesn't give you any clue what the movie is about, and it's a word that has become politically charged recently.
Ask 100 people what comes to mind when they hear "migration" or "migrants" and most of it won't be good.
I'm not saying it's right I'm saying it's how it is.
>The title doesn't give you any clue what the movie is about
It's about fricking birds
>Winged Migration (French: Le Peuple Migrateur, also known as The Travelling Birds in some UK releases, or The Travelling Birds: An Adventure in Flight in Australia) is a 2001 documentary film directed by Jacques Cluzaud, Michel Debats and Jacques Perrin, who was also one of the writers and narrators, showcasing the immense journeys routinely made by birds during their migrations.
Missing the point still. Your example is different (WINGED migration tells us immediately that it's about birds) and is from 2001, literally a generation ago.
You're missing the point
The title tells you exactly what the movie's about
If you look at ducks and think "immigrants!", it means your brain is fricking fried
Examine the title outside of the visual prompt of ducks, genius.
>deliberately ignore how this simple thing makes perfect sense so my wild misinterpretation will seem justified, goy
no thanks
Keep trying anon.
>Movie about cartoon ducks is flopping because people thought it was about Muslims in Sweden
Do you know how moronic you sound
You are winning the debate keep going.
You're welcome.
I'll save 90% of movies right now:
>Pay ~10 entirely random people to watch 15-20 minutes of your movie the second the scene gets filmed
>Have them review it
>If they hate it, can it and change the scene entirely
>Repeat the above steps until all 10 people unanimously enjoy the segment
>Repeat the above steps for the rest of the movie
There you go. You're welcome Hollywood.
>Muh spoilers!
1)Most people don't care about a movie getting spoiled unless it's a highly anticipated sequel or since that would be spoiling their own fun
2)Most of them will not see spoilers in their segments
3)Just mute/black out spoilers
4)You can just have some of the reviewers watch a fake segment.
They already do this with test screenings anon, it's why so many big movies these days end up having lots of reshoots.
Spoiler alert: it makes movies even worse.
This is completely stupid and what they basically do already
> There you go. You're welcome Hollywood.
That is how Rise of the Skywalkers was written. Focus group of idiots picking scenes to be strung together.
Blud became what he sought to destroy
Ducks belong in my stomach
Migration has a Minions toon on the bill. This one might have legs.
Poorly advertized and way too bland and generic to drive interest. You cannot make movies mindlessly and expect things to make money like pre covid numbers.
That’s some bland ducking character designs if that’s the main cast
The sequel is better.
disgusting beanmouth slop
Kino
>it's the israelites fault that a movie about ducks makes me think about trannies
I'd say something about taking your meds, but there can't possibly be any meds for brainrot this severe.
>I'd say something about taking your meds, but there can't possibly be any meds for brainrot this severe.
Is that Jerry Nadler?
god that's brutal
what the frick is wrong with you
This movie had zero advertisement literally didn't even know it existed untill now.
I know you bros don't go to the movie theater, but the trailer's been playing before everything rated less than R for like six months. Regal even has a gift card ad starting the characters.
It has advertisements. They're just not very good.
Check if there are any latino voice actors. Might throw in some story about illegals.
Very happy to see wokeshit fail and people being honest about why. Also enjoying seeing the left panic.
Duckbros we need to get in the cinemas and support this pro-duck content
>when corporation makes shitty product and loses money
This is such a forced narrative. Nobody is crying over a big corporation losing money.
>ToonHive
Cinemaphile posters are the most cringeworthy moutbreathers.
>Woke shit
I sleep
>its about family of duck
>lost in the city
>the end
who the frick came up with that boring aah premise.
make something more like Surf Up, that was a fun movie
Ultimate duck cartoon coming through
>no one wants to watch a movie called Migration
Dare I say... the West is healing, maybe? Also lel I didn't know that was its original title, here in Italy they called it Prendi il volo (= take flight)
apparently they spend hundereds of millions on marketing, usually the same or more than they do on production
SO WHY DOES LITERALLY NO ONE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THESE MOVIES UNTIL THEY DROP.
theres virtually no advertising anywhere for these movies
Is it corruption?
Is it money laundering?
is it for tax fraud?
where does the numbers for large marketing budgets come from and go?!!
Illumination used the same marketing strategy they used for their Minions shlock. Except it didn't work here because the premise isn't interesting, the characters are bland, and the movie just looks like an incredibly shallow "CELEBRITIES!!! BUT THEY'RE ANIMALS!!!". They played that card already with Secret Life and exhausted it by Secret Life 2 which grossed less. Warner Bros. tried it with League of Super Pets and that bombed despite all the big cast.
This is almost like Strange World from Disney. The Alphabet people are convinced that Disney sabotaged the film by not marketing it, but it absolutely was pushed. People just weren't interested because they didn't market it as an adventure film and all the talk surrounding it was about the gay shit. No family is going to take their kids to a film about gays.
The only marketing I remember from Secret Life of Pets is that clip of the dog listening to system of a down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g01Hvbi303g
Yeah, that's what it is, but this board always manages to see evil agendas in children's movies.
>embraces being a sociopath openly
not a good tactic against smart people
>So its a kids movie about talking ducks and they do normal duck things like migrate for winter but its funny because they talk
Straight to vhs tier.
Why are you tards shocked? Shitty children's movies have been being made for decades.
Well only Vinny memesauce went to go see it, so, it's not surprising it did poorly.
Illuminations extremely generic style finally fricks them in the ass. This looks like a direct to dvd 3d animated film and even then the main characters look like side characters
For me the birdkino of choice is Nils Holgersson
"Gosh Awkwafina -- you're so beautiful and sexy. I sure would like to lie on top of you."
How does this b***h keep getting voice acting roles? At least Gilbert Gottfried was actually funny despite the grating voice he put on
This is quite literally the first time I've ever heard of this film.
>quack qu-ACK!!
"Watch my movie. Please?"
>he is very upset over a movie about ducks
>he thinks migrating waterfowl are a devilish plot by PC-maniacs to indoctrinate children
>this could be the worst debut in Illumination's history
the frick is Illumination?
Minions company. Honestly impressive how they manage to make some of the highest grossing animation studios, but their name has no presence.
Watched the movie.
There's really nothing remarkable about it, it's a very standard animated movie that looks great but storywise it does nothing new and there arent any jokes that are funny.
I can see why people arent going to watch it.
Who the frick was going to take their kids to see a movie called 'Migration'?
Wasn't the cast all nogs?
Yep. They want to destroy white households and existing white families, it's fricking gross.
Illumination already has Minions and Super Mario which can easily make a billion dollars for each release.
They're not in Disney levels of shit yet
families aren't bringing their kids out to see a film about ducks because they don't want to have to explain trans ducks and gay ducks and interacial duck sex to their 5-8 year olds.
I'll admit I laughed at the trailer when the pigeon gets hit by the bus
Wait is the one on the left with the eyelashes supposed to be a female mallard? Aren't female mallards brown?
Sad, I like ducks.
what pisses me off most about this film was the trailer,
>1:02
>illumination brings you a film for the entire family
as opposed to what you fricking c**ts thats alll you make, oh wait i forgot they made that faithul 1:1 adaption of berserk ya i forgot illumination known for theyre brutal fricking movies and gore
So, you're just that angry because of a movie about cartoon ducks. Maybe ease up on the gas. You're just grinding metal now.
is this the thread?
>mallards are the pajeets of the duck world
never would’ve guessed
Are you moronic homosexuals actually getting angry at a cartoon by illumination? Really? Of all the things in the world cartoon ducks is what is getting you riled up.
And you wonder why men are getting lonely and there has been an increase in LGBTQ+ women, you guys are fricking losers and nobody wants to procreate with you
Imagine getting upset at us brainwashing your kids with propaganda you're really irrational and silly, take your meds and just let us condition your kids ok it's just a funny harmless cartoon without any further ideological intentions which is why we keep funding and marketing them despite losing money on them OK goyim don't worry about it
Look at this dumb homosexual. Thinks People getting angry at the messaging behind shit like this is the issue and not the messaging. What an utter, utter dumb c**t.
Should have used superior aryan white ducks instead of those brown green morons
Can't believe young children are refusing to watch empowering cartoons about brave duck refugees migrating to bigoted places and learning how to overcome duckophobia
Huh...
And here, I thought Illumination was kicking Disney's ass outside of Minions + Mario...