How do you respond without sounding mad (or un-clever)?
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"First one to talk gets to stay on my airplane."
Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you
SNEED
"Robert Baratheon won the real war. He killed Prince Rhaegar, he took the crown, while you hid under Casterly Rock!"
How do you respond to that without sounding mad?
For real Tywin got absolutely rekt here.
I mean, there’s not much difference in what Tywin Lannister did at Kings Landing during Robert’s Rebellion compared to what Walter Frey did arriving late to the Battle of The Trident…ones universally considered a coward and the other a brilliant and ruthless tactician.
Freys didn't fight Tywin did. That's the difference. Tywin knew when and how to use his resources as quickly as possible when the time came. Who knows what went through Walder's mind though. Might have hoped for a Targ victory so he could ravage the riverlands and cut it up to his sons with the Mad King.
t. tired lad
don't let me detain you
"something clever"
At least I didn't take the israeli vaccines.
GULLIBLE IDIOT.
Your trueborn son, Tyrion, who killed your prostitute wife. That's something clever
unironically, for once, a cliche fart would have been really good
>Can you repeat that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of your son fricking your daughter.
Black folk tongue my anus,
I've suddenly realized how grateful I am to have you as my father. Despite my extreme physical deformity you've made every effort to treat me as your son, and at every turn I've done nothing but spite you for seemingly no reason. I will return to Casterly Rock, as you've ordered, and await your further command. I love you father and thank you for being there for me.
>If I had to rely on wits to survive like some sort of clown I wouldn't be known as the greatest swordsman in all of Westeros would I
>Perhaps, given the current results of your campaign, you could give a lesson in wit? Since I can only envision the greatest CLOWN in the realm to be losing to a 19 year old boy commanding an army of old fat sheep frickers
replace Clown with Jester and it works.
wiener prostitute balls frick ass c**t. And something about wine.
no u
Kill the reddit dwarf before it's too late, m'lord. The show won't survive without you.
Name 3 things he did wrong
1. Didn't frick Sansa
2. Didn't frick Cersei
3. Didn't frick Margaery
Bonus: Didn't frick his sister
Probably should have fricked the ginger prostitute from the North too
Based Joff wasn’t a coomer unlike Tywin who had a prostitute tunnel built from the hands tower and hit his midget sons gf after sentencing him to death
D&D fanfic
Fricking Sansa, Margaery, and Cersei isn't coomer. Securing the North by putting a baby in Sansa is doing his duty to his house. Putting a baby in Margaery is his duty to the realm and putting a baby in Cersei is doing his part for his house again so Casterly Rock can go so someone other than a demented imp or his pacifist cuck brother
didn't bed Sansa despite having every chance to do so
didn't kill Tyrion the moment he arrived in King's Landing
didn't sent a faceless assassin after Danearys
If he'd just been a little bit more chill he could have married Margaery and cucked his uncle and forced him to raise his bastard who would then inherit the North because Tyrion refused to bed Sansa and Tywin would have insisted they all pretend Joff Jr was legitimate.
checked and also:
>DID kill Roz
Fricking little spastic
Should have made peace with Ned and just chilled out and let old boomer run the kingdom while enjoying himself.
Do you think he fugged whatshername before murdering her with a crossbow? Maybe before, in between shots or after she drew her last breath.
Started the war that got him killed.
>Name 3 things he did wrong
1. Realize he's a bastard born of incest
2. Not supporting Stannis, the one true king
3. Not implementing his army reform policies
Giving Harrenhal to Janos fricking Slynt
I wouldn't say a single word to him. I would listen to what he has to say, and that's what no one did.
I'd say "Go on, say something clever" in a silly voice, and then say "That's YOU. That's what you sound like. Fricking nerd."
May THY knife chip and shatter
It's not really about the big robots fighting it explores interpersonal trauma and relationships but I can already tell you wouldnt understand Evangelion.
>somehow, Aerys returned
Do you think Sansa would have stopped being a gloomy b***h if ol' Geoff gave her a thorough squelch squelch, frothy, under the skirt, fingerbanging in between the berating, beating and all around threatening?
Just make her squirt on the hallways to clear her mind and glue his fingers together.
No I don’t think raping her would improve her mood.
Not even adding a wooden dildo on a saddle and making her ride around the castle until she sprayed her brains out?
Do you Anya would have abandoned her quest for revenge if the hound took her like a man takes a woman?
Casterly Rock is absurd and George is shit at worldbuilding
George if you read this im just kidding pls finish winds
Game of thrones? More like game of coom!
I drive.
"uuuuhh SNEED"
>you're gutting the deer wrong
I flawlessly spell 'idiosyncracy' and then give a definition. An eagle named Azhor Ahai lands on my shoulder
>I could care less what anyone thinks of me
it's "COULDN'T" care less. the show's writing was always bad
MORE WINE
Father, I do believe the Master of Jerks has put in a request for more you. You seem to be a bit of a hot commodity over there.