>go outside and touch grass

>go outside and touch grass
Bravo, Anno, bravo...

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soon.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >message is that you should embrace reality
    >movie ends with the hero literally rewriting the world to be exactly the way he wants it to be
    umm...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      When he got to do that in EoE, the whole of humanity got tanged. So that's a step up at least

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the best ending for all of us.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      EoE is still the superior ending. Why did Anno bother continuing it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he needed money for his new studio or something

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why did Anno bother continuing it.
        He was depressed when he made EoE. He grew literally and figuratively beat his depression along side Shinji, so it's a fitting ending.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gay and womanly.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          he literally had a women fall on his lap by sheer luck, he didn't beat shit

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same thing happened in the series ending, why am I watching a shitter version of it just because Anno gets his dick wet now?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, anno married and found "happiness" since he left gainax. He felt that OG evangelion was done in a time when life was dark and bleak to him, since evangelion become a cultural icon, he believe that the remakes should have a positive note to reflect his new found faith.
          Gay as frick.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Son, I want you to fly this giant, awesome robot and indulge a teenager's power fantasies.
    >I'll also have you live with a horny, nymphomaniac MILF. All you need to do is make the slightest moves, and she'll start fricking you like there's no tomorrow.
    >Just to be sure, I'll also supply you with a young, shy girl, complacent and obedient, but who can also serve as a caretaker/mother figure. She'll frick you no questions asked.
    >Oh, just to extra sure, I'll also import a spunky, fiery redhead with massive daddy issues, if you're up to something more challenging.
    >*Sigh*... fine, and a gay twink who's in love with you, as well.

    >NOOOOOO DAAAAAAD I DONN'T WANT IT, IT'S TOOOO TOUGHHH

    How can anyone treat this shit seriously. It unironically has one of the worst protagonist's in any media I've consumed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know, Gendo is a great father, instead of giving Shinji small presents in smalll increments he instead gave his son one giant lump present all at once. This is the equivalent of being mad someone gave you a giant Hershey bar once a year instead of a few small molecules of coco powder once a day.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see you read this comic. This has got to be the mindset of someone who has only seen Episode 1 and maybe only half of it at that. Piloting the Eva hurts Shinji and causes a lot of mental anguish. In addition his father abandoned him as a young child so I can see why he wouldn't be ecstatic that his father got in contact with him to recruit him as a child soldier.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anno required the mechs to look menacing like Oni, he wanted the fights and the piloting to look threatening and disgusting. He also wanted the characters, specifically the female ones to be repulsive mental wrecks. He was disgusted when he learned that everybody loved it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Misato
      >MILF
      >fricks Shinji
      It's remarkable that you're perfectly incapable of following a plot.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shinji is genuinely a gigantic homosexual, but the main draw of Eva was never that boi-wife anyway.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4K collector's edition of 3.0 + 1.11 preordered
    >already have the Blu-ray collector's edition of the series and EOE, and the rebuild Blu-rays
    All is as it should be.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      > 3.0 + 1.11
      What makes it 1.11? Extended edition?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The jump from 1.0 to 1.01 was, as typical, changes to the movie itself, different cuts of some scenes. From 1.01 to 1.11, I'm not positive but I guess it features some additional little changes, and may itself be marking that it's accompanied by 3.0 (-46h) and 3.0 (-120 min.), though 1.01 was accompanied by (-120 min.), as well.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's been saying that for decades. lol @ anyone expecting any different kind of ending

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    can a fan of this franchise explain the appeal of Evangelion to me?

    thanks

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >waifus of all flavours
      >a couple of husbandos
      >best robot designs of the time
      >city-size battles with biblical abominations
      >neat cinematography
      >banger theme song
      >techno and christbabble create interesting enough lore
      >themes of self-worth, attachment, and creating a meaningful life told through the characters

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the rebuild series was poorly planned and comes off as if anno never had any plans for the each consecutive movie, winging them as he went

    the original NGE + movie are all that matters

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I swear, NGE weebs are legitimately mentally ill.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh, yeah?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is shit
    >no more robots with limits like 3 minute battery
    >no more tactical setting
    >no more apocalyptic setting, now is just chaotic for the sake of.
    >no more realistic depictions of recoil or size constraints
    >spears out of nowhere
    >robots now are pretty much magical beings
    >infinite evangelion out of nowhere
    >plot holes everywhere
    >asuka is now an angel

    The only good thing about this movie is they include an ass shot on every scene, but even this is distracting. Is difficult to take an scene seriously if there is an ass on foreground.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mari won

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deserves to die a billion deaths

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      awful and pointless character, should've been cut

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're stupid enough to watch them rehash the same story 4 times in a row then maybe you do need to go outside and rethink your life

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Last night I dropped the biggest load on a Japanese thots face since Nagasaki

    Mfw you'll never get to experience what I have

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure your RealDoll was very impressed

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you fricking project your virgin tendency's onto me ya rice grain dick incel cumstain. Just frick right off, c**t

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Evangeline

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that homosexual dead yet?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not yet; he's been doing plenty of experimental treatments, but he knows he's not lasting long.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spicbug brainlets : le incelsexfantasy 13 years old bug girls going to war in tights has a huge conspiracy theory based on the israeli mystic Kabbalah
    anno(emperor of the incel) : kys noramal gays. *makes eoe*
    >spicbug brainlets : REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    based anno

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just hate asuka so much it's unreal, she's the only one anime girl I hated, If I were Shinji of the EOE ending I'd rape her then strangle her to death and again rape her deadbody like 3 times more then throw her in the sea and live alone for the rest of my life, and no, I'm not pajeet either spics

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