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This. So much this
>"massa"
be real if i (20something aussie bloke) went to america would black chicks find me "exotic" and talk to me. im not fat and only smell sometimes.
Why not go to africa instead, they worship white men there, or better yet papua is close enough or any of the pacific islands close to you full of melanesians
it depends where you go but yes, really just by having a foreign accent alones makes you attractive to any American women.
What about Irish accent? But skinnyfat and bald.
>American women.
Only South American women are worth their salt. OP related is from 2003, modern black NAmericans aren't worth stumping your toe for
>not fat
You'd be the one eyed king in the land of the blind. Once you get off the internet and past the endless troony psyops you will see the obvious fact, literally everyone on earth is trying to trade up genetically and whites have the most sexual market value for a reason.
American women love Austrailian accents. You’ll slay if you have any game.
u 'aight whyteboi
It was a different time
>NYC being that white
New York City used to be a white man's town, just like Los Angeles and most of California
As a kid, I wished I could live in New York City because it looked comfy and exciting in Muppets Take Manhattan, Home Alone 2, Spider-Man, and Elf.
Sadly, the reality doesn't live up to those movies. Manhattan is full of feral, homeless Black folk, rats, roaches, and tourists. It's a dirty shithole, and every time you go anywhere on the subway, you have to walk through said feral homeless and their clouds of piss mist.
Same but it was from playing gta iv
Same. NYC in my childhood imagination was still plenty grimy, but a whimsical type of griminess like The Warriors.
>New York City used to be a white man's town
yup, right after they stole it from the native americans right?
Yes.
>Stole
Rightfully conquered.
not really. indians slaughtered each other trying to get pelts to sell to the settlers.
Actually I’m pretty sure it was bought fairly for a handful of beads and fire water.
>Injuns
>NYC
Stole what? They didn’t own anything.
Actually, Manhattan is one of the cases where the settlers bought the land. They gave the injuns some pretty beads for it. Not our fault the injuns were too moronic to understand what land ownership meant.
yeah thats right
Some dumb Indian sold Manhattan for
Seven bucks and a bottle of booze
Went out drinking and came home sober and
Told his friends the good news
Remind me what the injuns built in Manhattan before Europeans?
>Stole
They never planted a flag in it, so technically it didn't belong to them.
Now you're getting conquered and finessed by Mexicans
"i disagree"
>stole
That’s a weird way to spell conquered.
>conquered
They sold their land.
They ultimately got their asses kicked and I often wish White people were truly as barbaric as other races claim and had wiped Indians and Black folk out entirely so we wouldn’t have to put up with their bullshit nowadays.
I dunno, I think the israelites, Italians, and Irish would all have something to say about that claim
Irish are whiter than you Americans m8
Good thing I'm not American then
>5 white people in one place?!
>you'd never see that these days!
it was a better time
>IS THAT SOME LE HECKIN MARVELOUS REFERENCE?
i love Raimi's mannerisms
You just know that girl had to blow him for that scene to make it into the movie.
Sovl. Capeshit will never be the same again.
The Raimiverse is a bra-free zone
In a modern film she'd throw out some quip and then beat Doc Ock herself
Somebody was a tummy man I see.
>huh i wonder who's the fap bait in doc strange 2
>oh
>What can we do to make this shot more interesting, Sam?
>Get some cute babes to come from both sides of the frame to admire how awesome Spider-Man is.
A born kinosmith. How anyone even mentions modern capetrash in the same sentence as Raimi without shame only speaks of low intelligence by the viewer.
Even Spider-Man 3 has babes for no reason.
Sam Raimi you fricking god
All Raimi girls are C cup minimum
100% chance she was literally banging raimi
WHAT THE FRICK, IS that Maria Bamford?
No, she just does voice acting. According to IMDb, the part of Screaming Woman was played by Bonnie Somerville.
>The Maria Bamford in front of the screaming lady...
I thought that too at first but I don't think so
Imagine what Raimi would do to Lizzie Olsen if Doctor Strange 2 was made in the 2000s.Wanda would be braless and make nude rituals
So much soul in such a small scene.
So many of the extras in these movies were the hottest women I have ever seen.
That's racist
It was a different time.
what no pussy does to a mf
You guys are coming over this scene but when The Flash did it you laughed?
Screaming woman comedy is... le bad!
The Flash is a good shit test. It shows that many people don't actually like Raimi Spider-Man because when something gets made today with the exact same tone...you just hate it. The new cope is calling it "forced soul". You people are fricking jokes. Figure it out.
Cope
>n-no YOU're coping
I accept your concession.
can you really not tell the difference between campy charm and a pedophile homosexual starring in a movie made by committee to appeal to chinks and mutts?
Im watching Batman begins rn and it effortlessly sells you on the idea of this silly world just being like this. Christopher Walken as a business tycoon is just magical. Michelle Pfeiffer in a latex catsuit is so fricking hot I coom just from a glance.
>can you tell the difference
My man you can't even tell the difference between Batman Begins and Batman Returns. Opinion disgarded
Youre just mad jelly that I can afford to drink myself silly on a monday night
no one wants to see Gunn's latest shit movie cope and seethe
And if Raimi's Spider-Man came out today or even Donnor's Superman you wouldn't want to see that either
Pornstars for this feel?
Mandingo
POV im shooting my web at her face
jesus christ riami, how did he get away with it?
10/10
made me cough on my food
He didn't say that
>watching the made for tv version and not the made for Cinemaphile version
leave
Mandella effect
kino
I always thought she was cute. This two second clip seeped into to my brain
Are there any other movies that have this tier of extras?
looks like jezabel vessir
>jezabel vessir
your brain is deep fried in p0rn lil nigguh
Let him know, anon.
How hard did she shlick that night to spiderman sex gifs?
Who is this sexy black queen?
My wife
She is actually hot. Joy Bryant. Watch the movie London. She plays a hot coke head sex b***h.
My wife
"Cum in my black pussy spidey, go!" Alright, Raimi really crossed the line with that one.
the black woman from Parenthood was in Spider-Man?
Very qt.
>joe rogan i gotta tell you about the time i stopped some crazy butthole from killing spida man joe rogan, everyone else was shittin their britches and i was the only one to stand up to him joe rogan
Is that Big Pussy from the Sopranos?
It was GOOD fire water
>I don't take orders from Black folk! I'M IN CHARGE HERE!
>uses his webbing as a whip on her back for ten minutes while the criminals get away
What the frick, Raimi? Even the neo-Nazis next to me in the theater looked uncomfortable and children were crying.
Man, all the women they got for those reaction shots were fine as frick. Especially the screaming one in 2 with the glasses and tasteful boobage.
*shoots my webbing into her mouth*