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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus, you people really have a hate boner for this literal who. Bourdain Derangement Syndrome?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How can he a be a literal who if you know who he is? Do you know what the word literal means?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The only time I hear this dude being brought up in conversation is on this website. He's a literal who.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I don’t think you know what literal means

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            "literal who" is a meme that just means random nobody. stop being an autist.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              In this context it’s not a meme though. Do you know what literal means or not jesus

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >In this context
                You're on Cinemaphile. It's a meme.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Where’s the meme though? Are you being stupid on purpose

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Is this your first day here? Where’d you blow in from? X or Reddit?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                "literal who" is a meme. Everyone on Cinemaphile knows what it means. You're acting as if I'm the first person to ever use the phrase lmao.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Second day. Someone at my college told me about this website

                "literal who" is a meme. Everyone on Cinemaphile knows what it means. You're acting as if I'm the first person to ever use the phrase lmao.

                I get that but where is the meme? Just because you said it doesn’t mean it’s a meme

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Just because you said it
                https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/%22literal%20who%22/order/asc/

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe I don’t know what a meme is then? Because that’s just people saying “literal who” there is no meme for it

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                A meme is just a unit of cultural inheritance. Someone says "looksmaxx" and you immediately know what it means since you acquired the knowledge of what it means from your social circle.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but that’s not a meme though

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                At least on Cinemaphile it is. Maybe not on normalgay shit like instagram or twitter.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No it’s not. A meme is like picture or video it’s not just someone saying literal who

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >A meme is like picture or video
                Not necessary. Read The Selfish Gene.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t read books

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno, watch a 10-minute youtube summary on memetics then.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you're such a massive moron even if you're being moronic on purpose

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Autism and first day on the internet, what a hell of a combo. You are a massive moron. I would say "you have to go back" but you wouldn't understand that meme, clearly.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How can he a be a literal who if you know who he is? Do you know what the word literal means?

      He apparently never even said that “have a Blackni” speech

      The only time I hear this dude being brought up in conversation is on this website. He's a literal who.

      Yeah I don’t think you know what literal means

      "literal who" is a meme that just means random nobody. stop being an autist.

      Eat an oyster.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He apparently never even said that “have a Blackni” speech

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Have a boyfriend
    >Have two.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine taking life advice from a heroine addict that got cucked by a 17 year old and then hanged himself. It's like coming to Cinemaphile for advice on how to get a girlfriend

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nono Anon, 15. Not 17.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I’m gonna be honest, never seen this guy in my life. I can tell from this picture that I don’t like him though. He purposefully went to some poor person Asian restaurant to show he can get hip with the poor people.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do you know what kind of math they use to determine a light bulb's output?

    Figurative watts.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I was watching Columbo and this guy popped up as the bad guy conductor bonking his lover over the head but it actually turns out that the bad guy actor wasn't him. The actor was John Cassavetes. Thanks for reading.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I remember that episode. He had such a nice house. He did look like Anthony whatshisface.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I take advice from a dude who topped himself lmao
    Also DUDE ALCOHOL

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was clear he viewed anyone that wasn't white as a noble savage. He could never talk to people like they were normal human beings.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    "A meme is not a meme" is not a meme.

  11. 1 week ago
    OP

    >off yourself over a prostitute.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Stop busting my balls

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Go to Sri Lanka. Get a gastrointestinal parasite. Get bummed by a couple dudes in the alley. Die of AIDS from being gay.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    damn, seamonkeys are dirty af.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    advice to live by, thanks

    can I have some money?

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the shits he had after tasting authentic local shithole cuisine.
    He probably killed himself because he couldn't handle shitting his guts out so much.

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