>go to American theater

>go to American theater
>people have to stand for the national anthem before the movie starts and after the movie ends

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    <removes hat and clears throat loudly>

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no they dont
    they dont even have to do that for school anymore
    nobody gives a shit or has any loyalty to this country anymore
    its a giant corporation

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they dont even have to do that for school anymore
      Yes we do. I'm twenty and I've flunked two times btw so that's why I'm still in high school.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you dont
        you can sit down and refuse to even look at the flag and your liberal teacher will probably respect you for it
        if they try to force you to do it they'd have a lawsuit on their hands
        every state requires it but its only expected of teachers
        students can do whatever they want
        some states claim you need a permission slip from your parents to be exempt but i guarantee no teacher wants to lose their job fricking around over that these days

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not that anon
          But why
          Are you typing like this?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            thats
            an
            exaggerated
            version
            of
            his
            typing,
            like this.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I change my typing style and terminology in every single thread I post in so that my individual posting history is harder to catalog. I'm the same anon doing the moronic formatting you just responded to.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            thats
            an
            exaggerated
            version
            of
            his
            typing,
            like this.

            Jordan Peterson on twitter.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how news channels and politicians are acting like it's some huge fricking mystery as to why military recruitment has cratered. They even pulled out the "ALIENS ARE REAL!" card and no one gave a shit. There is no legitimacy in an "American Nation" anymore, and it's their fricking fault in the first place. This is a continent-sized strip mall now and they wonder why no one cares.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I guess you just need to upthe propaganda even more. Maybe make everyone say a pledge every morning while facing Washington DC. I know how much you guys love those.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how news channels and politicians are acting like it's some huge fricking mystery as to why military recruitment has cratered. They even pulled out the "ALIENS ARE REAL!" card and no one gave a shit. There is no legitimacy in an "American Nation" anymore, and it's their fricking fault in the first place. This is a continent-sized strip mall now and they wonder why no one cares.

      Exactly. America is fricking doomed, I expect it to collapse within the next five years.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm from Australia, everyone I speak to at work thinks they have 5 years max.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you might as well be talking to your dog

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            My dog says you're gay but also acknowledged your digits

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I forgot just how moronic the average wagie is lol

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        always with the scenarios.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they didn't give out rifles
    >immediately leave the country

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >american movie theater
    >everyone claps after the movie ends

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We dont HAVE to we do it because freedoms.

      Clapping is mandatory loodypoo

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go see a film while visiting America
    >go to the cinema bathroom
    >the toilets have big pairs of rusted scissors chained to the sides
    Do I even wanna know?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw foreigners who’ve never heard of a turd cutter
      I get that your diet is mostly curry, söy and white guilt, but if you’ve ever had solid bowel movement in your life, you’d understand.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        get on my level

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >forgetting about the mandatory 2 gallons of soda you have to drink

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to English theater
    >people have to pray to Mecca before the movie starts and after the movie ends

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't forget about the Hail Mary's and Pledge of Allegiance

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not standing for the fricking national anthem before your movie. God damn, imagine living in a godless hippy rural fricking area where they don’t even play the anthem before movies.

    Yes of course we stand, to show appreciation for the freedom we have. It’s called basic patriotism and respect.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amen

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if we actually lived in a modern American mostly white country that respected our European roots, took pride in the national anthem and had reverence for it before most major events, had immigrants who respected our parent culture and we in turn took an interest in and respected theirs as subcultures, and felt united as one to further our own people as a collective.

      I'm fricking heartbroken. We're joking about it but deep down in the bottom of my soul I yearn for nothing more than to salute the flag and feel loyalty and pride.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Be the change you wish to see in the world

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          sometimes this is good advice, sometimes it's silly or foolish advice, and sometimes it's disingenuous.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The last time anyone felt that patriotism was after 9/11 anon. The tragedy united our country like I’ve only seen once in my life.

        What’s happened since then is Russian and Chinese troll farms have co-opted symbols of patriotism and turned them into symbols of sedition, all the while convincing both sides to hate their nation and themselves. It’s absurd what’s happened to this country.

        The first step to healing is awareness of what has been going on the past decade - propaganda warfare like the US has never seen, carried out across all English speaking social media.

        We need to inoculate our citizens against foreign hate bait, and begin instilling a national sense of togetherness and pride once more.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          9/11 didn't do shit outside of the news and political speeches

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The tragedy united our country
          Lets say that's true. What did America do with that unity besides furthering the interests of their corporatocratic elite, or serving Israel?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Americans hadn’t realized we lived under a corporate oligarchy at the time; bless our hearts.

            Just like men in the 1950s didn’t realize they could live in a world where they could be gay or women either.

            Society is slowly waking up. Give it time.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >We need to inoculate our citizens against foreign hate bait
          And rally them against foreign invasion. It's not an obligation of Americans to "instill a sense of togetherness" with millions of people illegally entering their southern border. Americans have voted against immigration in every election since at least the 60s and every year a few million more unassimilable foreigners come and change their country into something they don't want. The best way to have a sense of togetherness is to have a common people.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They actually do that in India.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a class of Blacks and hispanics is based as long as they stand for the national anthem

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to a 4D cinema in France
    >The sex scene begins
    >The ticket lady enters the room

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t even mind the anthem at movie theaters as much as it annoys me for planes to play the national anthem before takeoff.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do Americans really?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can thank Bush Jr. For that one; it was supposed to be a provision of the Patriot Act that ended around 2005, but now it’s been renewed in perpetuity. Get used to it, and god help you if you opt out - you can’t be added to the no fly list specifically for it, but you’ll damn well find yourself on the wrong side of airline staff that will be just itching to find an excuse to put you there

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to American theatre
    >Have to pass through a metal detector and get my crotch grabbed by an illegal immigrant monitoring for guns

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pakistan does this. Therefore this post is projecting paki cope

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