>go to Disney World
>it's the most thematically immersive experience of all time
Unironically could cinema ever come close to "immersive experiences?
>go to Disney World. >it's the most thematically immersive experience of all time
>go to Disney World
>it's the most thematically immersive experience of all time
Unironically could cinema ever come close to "immersive experiences?
Animal Kingdom is goated
>every "land" is 90+°F with 99% humidity 300 days out of the year
Florida is literally hell.
Go during the fall.
Jenny is such an Epcot Center poser. She wasn't even alive when the Figment ride was good.
Neither do you
How can it be a thematically immersive experience if you are surrounded by fat mutts wearing cargo shorts 100% of the time?
Go during February-April or September-November
This
Doing it wrong
>Doing it wrong
I'm from Northern Minnesota and to me the air down there is literally water. I've never been stickier...
>going to florida, the home of some of the best beaches in the world, when it is 70
ngmi
>going to beaches
I'm here to experience my childhood kinos
Yeah, frick cargo shorts. Fanny packs are cool as shit.
Star Wars ruined it.
Disney World is mostly tourists and upper middle class whites, so there aren't that many of either.
>Star Wars ruined it.
The frick? Just don't go to galaxies edge
>Disney World is mostly tourists and upper middle class whites
You're dead wrong. I was a cast member there for years and at least half the guests at any time are Brazilian tourists, but you also get the local groids on season passes or being let in because their Haitian grandma works there.
>the local groids
gib slampig vlogger waifu
>what the frick the fattest trashiest people go to disneyworld
>hating on cargo shorts
>hating on socks with sandals
>hating on pineapple pizza
Is there a bigger sign of being a npc normalgay?
>close Great Movie Ride
>close Splash Mountain
>Yeti at Everest still broken since 2007
>kill all soul from Epcot
>theme Star Wars land on DOA sequel trilogy
>don't bother to build queue space with shade or a/c
>charge for fastpass and require reservations
Disney world is a shell of it's former self and not an immersive experience anymore
>>kill all soul from Epcot
Unless you were of drinking age in the 70s, you don't know what "soulful Epcot" is.
The new renovation is the best thing they have done in literal decades
I caught the tail end of true Epcot as a kid
>Maelstrom
>El Rio Di Tiempo
>Horizons
>Body Wars
>Cranium Command
>Illuminations
>Universe of Energy
>Captain EO
>Original Imagination and Figment
>The Living Seas
>Actual tour guide on Living with the Land
>Food Rocks
All of these made Epcot kino and now all are gone
This is the most moronic list of non-problems I've ever seen
for fastpass
Good? Que times have been the best they have been in a long long time.
No fast pass floods standby with people, free fast pass shortens the line but extends the wait time. Paid fast pass finds an inbetween where it only effects the wait time by about 15 minutes yet also manages to keep the masses out of the standby.
>No shade or A/C
Like what are you even talking about
Most of the newer rides have no indoor waiting areas because Disney was too cheap to build them. Think about where you wait for stand by at all the new rides.
>Slinky Dog is entirely outdoors
>Guardians of the Galaxy requires a virtual queue because they only have enough space inside to handle a 20 min wait
>Ratatouille is at least 2/3 outdoors
>Tron is almost completely outdoors
>At least 2/3 of Runaway Railway outdoors
They're charging for fastpass and then punishing people who don't want to pay for it by forcing them to wait in the 90+ degree heat and/or thunderstorms. How is that not a problem? It's not like Disney can't afford to cover these areas, they did it with their rides for decades.
>Slinky Dog is entirely outdoors
This is the only one that's true but in their defence it's an entirely outdoor ride
The mentality of keeping a line inside is deeper than did they or didn't they.
You can't air-condition a non-showbuilding, so unless you are trying to extend the showbuilding and it's theming out further into the line, it's not happening.
Tower of Terror for example is a perfect example of a line that simply couldn't have it's like indoors
Or Guardians.
Simply no way with the way the park and ride is structured.
Or splash
Or big thunder
>indoor lines
The undisputed champion is Indiana Jones at Disneyland, greatest queue of all time. Even the outdoor portion is heavily shaded with trees like you're in an actual jungle. I remember back when it was new they handed out those cards for translating the secret codes written on the walls. I don't think they'll ever do a queue that elaborate again.
is at least 2/3 outdoors
This is the single worst queue in the park because the inside is more painful then the outside.
>stand outside in sandard metal queue
>go through doors expecting to see something resembling a themed queue
>It's a wood paneled with a single snake just as hot as outside, but stuffier and people more packed in
>get through that glorified hallway
>the next room is the exact same fricking thing
>repeat two more times finally find themeing and enough space for the AC to work
>get through that nice area expecting ride
>three more bending halls but this time with working AC and actual kitchen theming
I would rather stand at line in Slinky where I can see the end then ever go through the constant lucy pulling the football out of the Ratatouille queue again
>>Yeti at Everest still broken since 2007
That gay iger wouldn't give Rohde the money to fix it
Maybe with holograms
Coke tastes better from an orb.
I fricking hated going to theme parks as a kid. Waiting in lines in the hot sun, for rides that just shake you around a little bit for 5 minutes, can't relax cause there's shit skins everywhere, have to eat a crummy soggy sandwich we snuck in cause the food is too expensive, just want to go back to the hotel and play Gameboy but now you have a sunburn and can't even do that comfortably, and the entire time you have to pretend you're having the time of your life for your parents cause you know they dropped thousands of dollars to do this worthless shit. Frick Disney. Frick Florida.
6flags poor lookin mf
Why would you go to the theme parks in the summer? You're supposed to go to Disney World for Christmas.
You know white Australians are of a stronger genetic stock than white Americans by how much less time they spend whining about the heat.
Yankees have always been weak, they're basically Canadians
as homophobic as I am I think I'd rather my kid be a homosexual than the kind of anti-social dweeb that hates the sun and hates innocuous fun normie stuff like theme parks.
good chance you types end up trooning out, committing suicide, or just being incels your whole lives anyway. at least gays are willing to enjoy their time on the earth
>just want to go back to the hotel and play Gameboy but now you have a sunburn
you were in Florida and didn't wear sunscreen.
getting a sunburn was a choice you made, probably because you wanted to make mommy and daddy feel bad
I was just a dumb shy kid. Now I'm an adult with a trans gf so I guess you're not far from hitting the mark
>i'd rather my kid slurp poop out of stranger's asses and develop a fetish for taking a shit than have him grow up to not mindlessly consoom the slop
>incel
>gays enjoy their life because they spend it chasing hedonistic pleasure like having 50 strangers piss on them while they jack off
moronic normalgay, have a nice day.
>no! My child will consume the giant man made concrete jungles and enjoy it!
How much does the Gaston actor make?
I heard that homie dead
That was a different actor
>I need this job like a I need a hole in the head
Disney sucks, now universal, THATS where all the kino is
>men in black
>simpsonland
>transformer ride
>the mummy
>classic spiderman
>even fricking jimmy fallon ride was great fun
>and some others I might be forgetting
How can yidsney even compete?
>even fricking jimmy fallon ride was great fun
Does Universal have actual RIDES? Cause Disneyland "rides" are a fricking joke
This thread is about themed entertainment, coaster jocks can go frick off to Six Flags.
It does and they're good
Just look at this kino come to life
That ride is awesome but you can't see shit on video.
Jesus frick anon
Universal has some great rides in its own right, but it's hardly an immersive experience. Just showbuildings thrown haphazardly around with zero theming or consistency. Seeing a giant Homer Simpson from right outside the Mummy ride isn't good theming.
Excuse you? How the FRICK are you gonna forget to even mention Hogsmeade, Diagon Alley, Hogwarts, and King's Cross Station?
Disney gets worse with their theming and quality control with every passing year. And yet, with every year Disney gets worse, the world gets worse at the same rate. And thus, Disney parks are still relatively speaking the best immersive entertainment in the world. And their hotels can be nicer than a Ritz Carlton.
My aunt told that she went to disney world when she was young and there was like ghost ride with holographic ghosts that seemed real
Haunted Mansion, she's thinking of the hitch hiking ghosts at the end
Now that you mentioned hitch hiking ghosts that sounds familiar. Might have been that. Was probably in 80s.
Never been to any of these high end amusement parks. Let alone disney world because it's half world away. Just randomly remember aunt ages ago mentioning that she went there and something about ghosts
Wouldve liked to go back when epcot opened but not now.
Tfw Disney park will close in your lifetime
The Japanese parks are the best.
apple already launched their consumer VR headsets so I think it's a matter of time before the technology reaches cinemas