> go to see this.

> go to see this. 0 expectations. Empty theater
> I Hate super hero movies
> main girl is cute. Protag guy is tolerable
> dad is funny and reminds me of my dad
> graphics are good In a DC movie? I laugh a couple times. Main villan has cool back story. Cool fight scenes

What the fricks going on lol. Wasn't this supposed to suck?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    beetlebros just keep winning, it's a litty movie for the whole familia, just saw it twice in theatrres

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they tested it for 18 months so dumb people would like it

    congrats

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    JFC they're really running out of comics aren't they?

    Maybe just maybe capeshit will end in my lifetime.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit was ok. Bunch of Mexican references like Selena or Vicente Fernandez. No meaningful DC universe connection, seemed like it could’ve been a completely random origin story. 7/10 would watch in theatres again.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >main girl is cute
    You talking about the chubby sister character or the instagram hoe

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wasn't this supposed to suck?
    Don't trust Cinemaphile, remember when they said Barbie was going to flop?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This will undoubtedly flop though.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll save this just in case.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s a DC movie, anon. Outside of a few outliers, DC movies tend to bomb. It isn’t even a Cinemaphile thing. The general public just doesn’t like DC.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its gonna hit a smooth beetle billy, screenshot this

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a combo of antman and ironman with a mexican, right?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      with a dash of power rangers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's more of like Spiderman with alien Ironman tech but also he loves tacos.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Taco Rider

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like the only white person in it is an ugly woman, who is probably some corpo villain. Suit looks like Iron Spider on acid. The family on the bottom left looks obnoxious. Hard pass.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >most successful DC movie of 2023
    BEETLECHADS WE CAN'T STOP WINNING

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >main girl is cute
    I SHALL be watching via piracy.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry beaner there's only one room for bugman in my heart

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah-ya-yayyyy! Kaiman Raidero!

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll watch this movie how I watch all capeshit. On my secondary monitor while passively playing overwatch so my two shitty goyslop entertainments equal one mediocre form of entertainment.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They delayed it in my country for at least a month.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the main villain just a mirror of the protag's powers and they fight it out in a CGI climax and the protag wins through the power of family or something?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah he loses his powers because he doesn't believe in himself and his Mom believes in him so he wins.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's literally the power of family

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought you were talking about the Fast and Furious movies.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's literally the power of family

        ok that sounds great, I will watch that part on youtube

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick off shill

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like Beetlesweep is back on the menu. What do you think, Beetle Battalion?

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the movie at times gave me kind of a retro vibe. Is Mexico actually based and we are the schitzos?

    • 9 months ago
      sage

      Black person, frick off. No one cares. Stop bumping and shilling for Beaner Beetle. It's already dead, squash it.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shill

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was this you?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

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