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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Awesome time to put on some Taylor Swift and take a sip from my $100 Barbie Pink Stanley cup

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's right chuddy, take the pink pill now and taste the feminine future.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chuds btfo
        Women are here to stay

        Women IN
        Incels OUT
        Cinemaphile is a female friendly board.

        Sounds like a lot of cope for a hired chud.

        >still being mad about the barbie movie
        >spouts incoherent memes, like a year later
        >still doesn't get laid
        You need to cope in some other way, brother

        Is this the new rightwing mental gymnastics? Are their minds so broken from losing over and over they developed a new coping mechanism by deluding themselves woke things aren't actually woke?

        That is some mental alchemy shit bordering on the esoteric holy frick.

        wokeness hidden during marketing plus enormous well known brand

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          We get it chud, you're mad and you desperately are looking for a scapegoat for it to make sense in your <80 IQ brain but the matter of the fact is the movie was a record breaking success because we're not living in the 1970s anymore. It's time to move on. You swim with the tide or you get beached on the wayside. Which one is it?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            if barbir was republican movie abortion is bad communism evil it would make same money even more

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, also Ken was based which is why leftoids are seething

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >woke
    >main actor is blond haired aryan
    pick one

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Barbie make as much money as all the Disney wokeshit lost?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much money has the American Society of Magical Black folks made?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tree fiddy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh,you

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't woke, Ken was the protagonist.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice try, but I actually re-assessed it in my mind and turns out its not woke after all but maybe even a bit based and redpilled. Chuds stay winning

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. Chudchads never supported trump either

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're still Trump apologists tho

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chuds btfo
    Women are here to stay

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women IN
    Incels OUT
    Cinemaphile is a female friendly board.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      MODS

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The woman was 23 at the filming of this movie. Hold your fire, janny. I just really like pretty women.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The bimbo era is upon us. Women have won. Cinemas will now be pink and sexually liberated.

      I kneel.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      giwtwm

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Elemental made more money than Spider-verse internationally
    >The Little Mermaid made more money than Mission Impossible
    >Barbie is highest grossing film of the year
    >Girlboss Mario is second highest grossing film of the year
    >Wonka Woke Reboot one of the highest grossing films of the year

    Wokeness has won

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chudbros, what is our cope to make Barbie secretly redpilled?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go br-ACK

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      my name is brack and thats a fact i got a mom and a dad and a yard out back

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >use the IP of one of the biggest brands of all time
    >pour billions into marketing
    >rename a London underground station to Barbycan instead of Barbican and paint floors, stairs etc pink
    >erect giant barbie statue in dubai
    >have TV, radio and social media talking about it constantly
    >forced memes like barbenheimer
    >cast the most AAA+ main cast possible
    >hire singers and celebrities for cameos
    >generate fake controversy and turn into culture war le heckin feminist movie
    >pander to muh oppression in the most low iq way

    It's crazy this is what they have to do to make woke sell lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a lot of cope for a hired chud.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        C'mon man, the whole thing was forced as frick. You know the truth deep down, it's why woke accepters are so insecure about their media.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >big budget movies has marketing
          >herpa derpa it's forced
          You are fricking moronic, even by Chud standards

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ricky morono, give it up. It was never woke. It’s like any movie based on toys. Quit posting you irrelevance to the world.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is this the new rightwing mental gymnastics? Are their minds so broken from losing over and over they developed a new coping mechanism by deluding themselves woke things aren't actually woke?

              That is some mental alchemy shit bordering on the esoteric holy frick.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a lot of dope for a hired poo. Go street yourself.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound buttmad.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re a dusky legionnaire.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >massive cope

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chink chink chinaman.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >still being mad about the barbie movie
          >spouts incoherent memes, like a year later
          >still doesn't get laid
          You need to cope in some other way, brother

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Boo hoo. Can’t take the Bantz.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The part where Ken looked directly at the screen and made a 5 minute LULZ rant about the Longhouse, incel theory and humiliation rituals felt like chud fiction

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's trash.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I love picking on moronic conservatists and watching them squirm and cry in agony over losing not just the culture war but literally anything.
    It's so much fun!

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    watched this for twenty min with my gf and she told me to turn it off bc it sucked. it was terrible.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      r/ThatHappened

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's true, I was his gf for that night.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    all you anons are kenough

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Over 20 woke pieces of shit have flopped since this movie came out
    Lmao

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    people are moronic, news at 11

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