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  1. 1 month ago
    Himbo Chad

    Parasite for bongs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Watched it with my wife tonight and I said it was like The Talented Mr Ripley if it didn't give anything away. Parasite might be a better comparison.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Parasite FIXED more like.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Parasite for bongs
      The American version is the israeli people 😉

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Saltburn was the last (new) movie I watched. Did you like it, OP? I liked it until the ending. I didn't like the big twist, because it didn't seem like much of a victory. What's the point of being super rich if you're alone?

    • 1 month ago
      Himbo Chad

      That's the goal, anon
      Better to be rich and alone than poor and alone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've been looking for this set

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What set? Do you mean a set of images? That image is from a video; I know because I've seen the video. I hope that helps.

        That's the goal, anon
        Better to be rich and alone than poor and alone

        >Better to be rich and alone than poor and alone
        Absolutely, but isn't it better to be rich and not alone? If you're rich and you die, where does the money even go? Rich people have the most reason to have children.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well i've been looking for the set of screenshots

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Uh, okay, but I just said it's from a video. I even found the video for you, because my memory is very good. It's my waifu telling people to vote for some reason.

            ?si=rSQDLuVokjhjEyjM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I knew he was a villainous little shit going into it, but yes I liked it a lot. I look to movies for style, good pacing, and actors chewing up the scene. I think this movie was a 10/10 in those regards. As for eating menstrual blood, slurping cum water, and sticking your dick into grave dirt? 2deep4me. But I liked it a lot.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is this shit actually about? Everything I've heard makes it sound fricking disgusting. Shit like full frontal nudity, drinking cum from a bath, etc. why the frick would anyone want to watch it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Shit like full frontal nudity
      That's one scene, and it happens at the end. Someone dances naked in their own house, so it's not that bad.

      >drinking cum from a bath
      That's the kind of stuff gay people do, so take it as a criticism of homosexuality.

      >why the frick would anyone want to watch it?
      it looks nice
      the music is good
      it's funny
      interesting story

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >take it as a criticism of homosexuality
        That's moronic. I wouldn't watch two guys fricking and getting their dicks covered in shit and say I'm doing it because it's actually a criticism of homosexuality. If I did that then I'd be watching gay porn. I don't need to watch gay men do disgusting things to know that I don't like gays. Just the same as I wouldn't need to see a man fricking a child to know I hate nonces.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so do you see a guys unclipped tube? does he have his foreskin retracted?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It took me a moment to realise you're asking about his penis. I don't think he's circumcised. I wasn't really paying attention to it, but it looked normal, and not cut.

          >take it as a criticism of homosexuality
          That's moronic. I wouldn't watch two guys fricking and getting their dicks covered in shit and say I'm doing it because it's actually a criticism of homosexuality. If I did that then I'd be watching gay porn. I don't need to watch gay men do disgusting things to know that I don't like gays. Just the same as I wouldn't need to see a man fricking a child to know I hate nonces.

          If it bothers you then don't watch. Problem solved.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What you don’t understand is that it’s his duty to tell you that you shouldn’t have watched it in the first place. He has nothing else

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >About
      Conniving poor kid at Oxford ingratiates himself with old money rich kid and his family in order to climb the social ladder and escape his misery. Plot twist is that the rich characters aren't evil, just a bit cloudy headed, whereas the hero is a wicked smawt Good Will Hunting out to destroy everything. Movie doesn't hide its intent and lets the events unfold. It's really well directed and acted.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Probably the best summary I’ve read so far, it’s literally this but a lot more fun and entertaining than it sounds on paper. It’s a pretty solid “watch once and mostly forget about it” movie.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >mostly forget about it
          That scene where he's prowling the party with the stag horns is kino af, tho... some glorious cinematography.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            True. There are actually several scenes that stuck in my mind like that but what I meant is that it’s not the kind of movie where six months to a year from now I’ll be itching to see again. That’s just me though

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    true crime/homosexual bait for tumblrinas

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Liked it, didn’t love it. The ‘twist’ if you can even call it that was way too obvious pretty early on. It was worth watching, I don’t think I’d watch it again but it was interesting and held my attention. Don’t listen to the /misc/ refugees who larp as quakers saying “oh no there’s overt sex in it and you have to see a handful of frames of a PENIS that means it’s subversive israelitery!” It is what it is. Yeah there’s some fricked up sexual stuff that happens but especially in this case it serves to further the plot and set in motion a chain of events so it’s not necessarily gratuitous just for the sake of being so. Again, I thought it was decent but not amazing, still better than a lot of recent stuff I’ve seen because at least there’s a definite plot to it and things actually happen. If it sounds interesting just check it out, that’s all I can really say about it.
    tl;dr: meh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the "twist" footage kinda just adds more plotholes than answers for the morons they made it for, where did he get this toxicology proof instant poison? when the frick did he get it? this gay just had poison on him the whole time? the butlers unpacked his bags where did he hide it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oliver took Farleys cocaine and put enough in the champagne to kill Felix. Thats why he gets away with the murder and why Farley is finally kicked out for real. Venetia is pushed coaxed into suicide by Oliver which is not suspicious due to her brother dying she was very close with. The dad eventually kills himself on his own accord. The only death he shouldn’t have gotten away with is for is Elspeth. Her ventilator being ripped out with such force her throat would have abrasions on it. If dentists can tell when patients have recently given a blow job, there’s no way the coroner would not notice that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >dentists can tell when patients have recently given a blow job
          Uh oh.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yep, they can tell if you have given a blowjob within the last week due to the type of bruising it causes.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              there is a POSSIBIILTY that a dentist MIGHT SUSPECT that a patient had starred in something like 'facial deepthroat gang rape 7' but absolutely not possible even remotely for normal sucky suck. OBVIOUSLY.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It’s the suction to the pallet, not the throat.
                https://www.jacksonavedental.com/post/can-dentist-tell-if-you-ve-given-head

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >europeans are such non tastebud having inbreds they dont even taste cocaine tainted champagne

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            this, champagne spiked with enough cocaine to kill you would taste really fricking funky. there would also be a residue on the bottle that the police would probably find.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're diluting one load of cum in an entire bathtub and just kind of slurping on the end of it as it drains out, how much cum are you really ingesting? I think the reaction to that scene has been disproportionate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depends, is cum heavier than water? If it is then the water around it would go down the drain first while the cum drags along the bottom of the tub.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >He didn't keep fricking the sister
    Lame. She was hot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well to be fair the dude was a little homosexual, I’ll bet he didn’t even really like pussy and it was just one of the manipulation tactics he used. What a waste

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He ate her out when she was on her period. Thats good enough I think.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    trash flick

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that people are praising this utter shit is incredible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It looks nice and the main actor is great. I got the same enjoyment watching this scene for scene as I do American Psycho. Otherwise the critical feedback has been pretty divisive.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was surprised Jacob Elordi didn't rape the little homosexual like the good old days at Nudgee Boys college

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is going on with the private schools in Oz? It’s the public schools in NZ with the pedos.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >disappointed you didnt see male rape
      >not being gay

      choose one

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"hehe im le master genius"
    >literally only succeeds because everyone thinks he's pathetic and takes pity on him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > >"hehe im le master genius"
      Did they really play him off as one though? Other than his monologue which was likely only put in for people who couldn’t see the obvious. Oliver was a narcissist who thought he was more intelligent than he was, which is why all of his plans went to shit besides the finale one. Which wasn’t even his original plan, just what he resorted to because he realised Felix was going to drop him and he would never experience his friendship and living at Saltburn again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      only succeeds because everyone thinks he's pathetic and takes pity on him
      >took advantage of a group of morons that underestimated him
      It's a shit movie anyway but you reek of jeet

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    movie tried too hard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It insists upon itself

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was pretty sure he was going to frick Rosamund Pike when she was on the ventilator near the end.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So did I, and my dad too. When I rewatched it with my family over Christmas he audibly said “oh no”.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    aint gonna watch it cause i dont like stories where the bad guy gets away with it, simple as

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