this is the worst of the Dune books >gay buff women >computers banned but they can build mind reading machines, perfect clones, >magically create Letos fantasy women >unkillable for 1000s of years and lets himself get shot on a bridge >someone you can be born with some gene that makes prescience not work on you >muh duncan
The range of reactions men have to lesbians irl is impressively broad. Some guys react like this, spitting fire and demanding a lesbo holocaust. Some are indifferent. I've known guys who are secretly relieved when their daughter goes through a lesbian phase because they are confident she'll grow out of it, and they assume that in the meantime she won't get knocked up by some creep.
NTA but he's right, plus like 95% of lesbians get dick on the downlow which is why a "gold star lesbian" is even a thing. My lesbian friend explained this to me the first time I fricked the shit out of a (different) lesbian and every since lesbian I've fricked since has basically said the same thing. >"b-b-b-but those aren't lesbians"
If it walks like a dyke and quacks like a dyke and tells everyone it's a dyke, it's a dyke.
It got moronic faster than I remember. When the space israelites showed up I couldn't take it seriously anymore.
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I think the israelites are in Heretics. The rabbi was the only character with any sense or morallity too. When they turned that girl into a axlotle tank and he freaked out is the most memorable parts of the shitty later books.
A God Emperor of Dune movie requires there to have been a Children of Dune movie, which requires, among other things, child actors who didn't ruin the movie, cause it to flop, and get it panned by critics to the point that ant follow-up would get no budget.
We have gone over this before, and the consensus was that "God Emperor" would be best adapted as a one-man, black box stage play, with puppets playing the various side characters, and an actor playing Leto ii.
The goose
Millie Bobby Brown
this is the worst of the Dune books
>gay buff women
>computers banned but they can build mind reading machines, perfect clones,
>magically create Letos fantasy women
>unkillable for 1000s of years and lets himself get shot on a bridge
>someone you can be born with some gene that makes prescience not work on you
>muh duncan
It was all downhill after the first book. Prophet, Children and God-Emperor were still okay.
Jonah Hill
Can't believe no one's said it yet.
>It was all downhill after the first book.
I agree completely. Every book worse than the last.
This
>fat moron whines about bureaucracy, gets cucked and dies
No idea why it gets so much praise
literally didn't get it
Huh? I just watched the new movie and I have no interest in knowing more outside of what happenes in the film(s)
That's like 8 movies out don't worry about it.
christian bale
Idris elba
I had a dread with a sick God Emperor design. Didn't look as cringe as you'd assume he must. Jabba the JibberJabberer
Why was Duncan such a chud?
The range of reactions men have to lesbians irl is impressively broad. Some guys react like this, spitting fire and demanding a lesbo holocaust. Some are indifferent. I've known guys who are secretly relieved when their daughter goes through a lesbian phase because they are confident she'll grow out of it, and they assume that in the meantime she won't get knocked up by some creep.
What a strange larp.
NTA but he's right, plus like 95% of lesbians get dick on the downlow which is why a "gold star lesbian" is even a thing. My lesbian friend explained this to me the first time I fricked the shit out of a (different) lesbian and every since lesbian I've fricked since has basically said the same thing.
>"b-b-b-but those aren't lesbians"
If it walks like a dyke and quacks like a dyke and tells everyone it's a dyke, it's a dyke.
>NTA but he's right
kek, okay. Anyway, still a strange larp.
What a weird larp. You don't have a daughter and never will.
and also thank abou that pussy getting ate4
What was going on up there with his daughter?
>dad, I turned myself into a worm! wooooo! worm Leto!
His dad wandered off a prophet, he wasn't around.
I just wanted to make a pickle rick joke anon. It's not that deep.
Sis would have been better. She got to see pickle leto first if I remember correctly.
He still talked with his dad about it and then he went superspeed and spilled all the water the desert people were saving
It got moronic faster than I remember. When the space israelites showed up I couldn't take it seriously anymore.
I think the israelites are in Heretics. The rabbi was the only character with any sense or morallity too. When they turned that girl into a axlotle tank and he freaked out is the most memorable parts of the shitty later books.
Him coming back as the prophet was worse a worse downfall than luke in the sequels
my big uncircumcised penis with a face drawn on
>I remember your gom jabar.
He has to be black because Chani is played by Zendaya
They will never adapt that anyway. No chance.
A God Emperor of Dune movie requires there to have been a Children of Dune movie, which requires, among other things, child actors who didn't ruin the movie, cause it to flop, and get it panned by critics to the point that ant follow-up would get no budget.
They can just do a montage.
i have pic related downloaded on my hard drive. is it worth a watch?
It's kind of forgettable, though it's not offensively bad like the first miniseries. The soundtrack is really the best part.
>offensively bad like the first miniseries.
Sci Fi miniseries is the best Dune adaptation.
I'll show you my weirding way!
>Shoots you with a word gun
My uncircumcised penis
Danny DeVito in a big suit
We have gone over this before, and the consensus was that "God Emperor" would be best adapted as a one-man, black box stage play, with puppets playing the various side characters, and an actor playing Leto ii.
You're probably right tbh. Cinemaphile is wise in all things.
Mr. Steve Martin