God Of War

WHY do normies love God of War (2018) so much? I couldn't even finish 20% of it because I thought it was so BORING. So I didn't even bother trying another "le masterpiece" called GoW ragnarok. "Best game ever" MY ASS.

I dunno if i'm filtered or normies just have a horrible taste in games. But this game clearly SUCKS.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    And what does a non-normie such as yourself play?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baldur's Gate 3

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Baulders Gay
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    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cyberpunk 2.1
      Resident evil 4 remake

      Both way better games than GoW

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        GoW 4 is as good as REmake 4 and they're both very good.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy moron

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He thinks he's not a normie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Path of Exile, Caliber and the Once Human closed beta

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only the finest eroges F95zone has to offer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      GoW Trilogy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I play flash games where i watch my e wife get fricked by Black folk

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miyoo mini plus

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think you posted on the Television And Film board instead of the Video Games board. Here's a link to that board Wrong board

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This "game" is basically a movie tho

      But yea happens i thought I was on a Cinemaphile chrome tab

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it had the potential to be good, but what put me off it the most other than the story was whenever you spent longer than .5 seconds on a "puzzle," the characters would speak to spoonfeed you the answer. The game was clearly designed for midwit søylords who scream and cry the second something takes effort to figure out.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched a playthrough on Youtube, pretty cinematic and nice hearing the dialogue play out and story develop. But I definitely wouldn't buy it. Also noticed too, it's a really brainless game.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    God of War was never that good, always the brides maid never the bride. The original games were inferior compared to DMC, Bayonetta, Ninja Gaiden you name it. Even this game is arguably overshadowed by RDR2 which is another cutscene heavy game.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sir this is Wendys

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Such a reddit response. Go back

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    And Ragnarok is worse.
    Like, gameplay wise sure is better, but the story is worse than 2018.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How the FRICK is the story worse than "climb this mountain, lol wrong mountain dickhead now climb this second mountain".

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Odin: "Lol I don't actually care about Ragnarok, my family or my realm, I only care about this random mask that it literally led to nowhere".
        Or what about the "Ragnarok" that lasts 30 minutes.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've re entry gotten back into games,but this was a big reason I sold my PS4 and quit them for years.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    when you compare it to previous God of Wars it is absolutely pathetic what they did my boy Kratos. He killed like one god. It was so fricking boring watch him walk around yelling for cum boy

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the first time I played it I was on mdma and drinking some club soda. Kino game
    Didn’t read op btw

  10. 5 months ago
    abatap

    Avatar frontiers of pandora is way better then this crap

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's a walking simulator written for women by women

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are legit criticisms that can be levelled at the game but anyone says it's a walking simulator is either moronic or just hasn't played it. Or possibly both.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're right it's also a rowing simulator, a looter shooter and a homoerotic male grunt experience, homietos win't fricking shut up "hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr "behind you" hurr hurr hurr"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a crock of bullshit it's a 20 hour game at most but a good 10 hours of that is just walking around through braindead puzzles, empty areas and most insultingly loading screens that you have to manually load by walking through an empty area.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what are those legit criticisms

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The old GoW games are much better.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    let me guess, dark souls is your personality

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game about greek mythology
    >Now the norse gods are around
    Never played the games but that part always confused me

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are different lands and realms. Kratos destroyed his old home land and killed all the gods and moved on to a new place, met a wife, impregnated her, raised a kid and then the norse gods come to his house when his wife dies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a plan a long time ago about doing Norse and Egyptian series with different MCs, then the two would meet Kratos and they'd go to see baby Jesus in the manger as the three wisemen.
      Obviously you can't have that anymore, so they brought Kratos to Norway instead of having a new guy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which is typical of asiatic larp culture. Since the days of Jordanes rusanglogermcucks have been trying to appropriate European culture. They tried to pretend they were Dacian and then they tried to pretend they were Romans. Bringing Kratos to Scandinavia was merely a continuation of these appropriation attempts.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Contrarians force themselves to hate things with universal praise.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some things are not "universally praised", but rather "the only thing that's being talked this month because there's nothing better"
      I can see how you can confuse both, because the outcome is the same.
      The difference is, 3 years later, does THING still gets talked about and spawns conversation? Then that's universally praised.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im a gay so kratos is a daddy and seeing him beat that scrawny skinny b***h was hot af.

    But other than that, meh game tbh

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing people having strong reactions to this game made me realise I don't think I care about this series even though I've enjoyed every one of them I've played, 2018 included.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the game Conan was playing and he said they didn't touch the controller for an hour?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That game is hard as frick, I don't think normies would like it

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    God of War? More like God of israeli Subversion.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The new God of War is full of cheap melodrama you can easily get invested in and very simple to understand. Big grumpy man, protect heckin wholesome kid, conflict breeds destruction. It's /just/ dramatic enough to be entertaining without having to think too much, and just action packed enough to hold attention. But simple and shallow enough that you don't really need to pay attention, know anything, or engage with the material to be rewarded. Peak 'content' as the kids like to say.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile - Food & Cooking

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    rusanglogermcucks are the major demographic of Cinemaphile and reddit and they seethe over based european game companies like Ubisoft, so they're basically trying to cope with the fact that AC Valhalla is the better mongolturk-related adventure game by overhyping God of War

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      least mentally ill Romanian

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related mogs it

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe the appeal lies somewhere in the 80%+ that you didn't play?

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know there’s a videogame board you absolute Black person

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >series known for cuhrayzee boss fights
    >new installment just has reused palette swap midbosses
    Thanks, Sony! Cinematic over-the-shoulder Wipeout reboot when?

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile - Tvideo Games

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's RDR2

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if both were walking simulators, RDR2 is superior because it has you on the prairie with a horse instead of in Vikingland with a little boy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just wish there was more to do in RDR2's world. It's amazing graphically, and great fun to explore, but once you've covered the map and done the small number of sidequests then that's pretty much it for the open world, unless you're into completing all the hunting challenges or redoing the same old railroading story missions.
      I'm playing through the first Red Dead Redemption right now and there's far more sidequests (most with at least two different ways to complete them), bounties, random duels, and minigames to find around the map. Even if I don't do all the cow herding or the various gambling minigames, at least they're there.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's mostly women that love those kinds of games because they're more like watching TV shows. The gameplay is mostly automated (walkie talkie segments interspersed with combat that had auto aim and or move assist) and there's no real ways to fail coz you have infinite retries and checkpoints every 3 seconds.

    They are an absolute waste of the medium and they should just be made as TV series'. They''d still get to tell their little story, it'd be cheaper and they can cut out the pretense entirely

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sony pays a lot of money to overrated their movies. Nintendo is the only company who really care about doing games

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo is the only company who really care about doing games
      Right, that's why they do nothing but rehash the same 5 games for 40 years
      Nintendo is the most cynical games company with the lowest IQ drooling moron fanbase lulled into eternal manchildhood

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. fromslopware rolling simulator enthusiast

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yet it sold 23 million copies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >23 million up votes can't be wrong!

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s better if you played the originals

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Cinemaphilegays said TLOU was shit and only praised as a game, that if it was a live action television show or movie it would be an embarrassment? Then it happened and continues to sweep awards? Same exact thing with God of War. People go UM ACTUALLY DIS IS REAL BAD AND STUFF, then it expands mediums and gets newfound praise. You will always lose, you will always be wrong.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know one guy who liked this, a soiboi who loves movie games. Other normies I assume like it because muh snoy

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't they adapt the first games which were actually fun, unlike the new soifests?

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sony made games people actually want, people like the cinematic games perhaps Xbox should’ve evolved their formula maybe they could’ve stayed relevant

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    meh i enjoyed it but i also pirated it.

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