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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    But what is the point since everybody saw them pirated and on disney+ already?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They might make more money? Or at least lose less than their last flops?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have to pay theaters to show your movie. When no one goes to see it, not only do they lose money, but they end up with way worse publicity than if they had just left it alone.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Disney ain't paying no one. They just threaten to cut off their movies if you don't do as you're told.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            As if they have the power to do that now when the majority of their output has failed.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Disney has been dropping bombs ever since Covid, I wouldn't even want their shit in my theater anymore.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What’s this? I thought it was just splits on the ticket money. If a film isn’t doing well, the theater cycles it out faster for something else

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Disney tends to command much tougher deals with theaters, taking more of the first weekend gross, because for the last decade MCU films were surefire money-makers. They could use the Marvel films as a bully stick for deals in other sectors.
            But this re-issuing is unusual enough that I'm curious what the split must be like, because it's not like these movies will have legs. They're already available on Disney+, and lots of families might even own a disc copy for long car rides. After a string of flops, theaters won't be keen to offer a big cut of the opening weekend when that might all it gets, since you'll get the novelty crowd right away and then nobody else. It's why, for example, when Die Hard gets reissued as a novelty at Christmastime, a theater usually runs it for one or two nights max.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You have to pay theaters to show your movie.

          Like what [...] said, you have to pay to be in theatures, which you have to make a deal about how much you make per ticket and for what weeks. Since this is old, they probably cannot make good of a deal to get a big percentage. For families, if they have an option to stay at home to watch, they will over an old movie that is more expensive.

          >Like what said,
          The level of stupid here is astonishing.

          But what is the point since everybody saw them pirated and on disney+ already?

          Movies get re-released in theaters all the time, son.

          And it's now new, entire theaters exists that JUST show older movies.

          SHOCKING, I KNOW.

          What’s this? I thought it was just splits on the ticket money. If a film isn’t doing well, the theater cycles it out faster for something else

          They have no clue what they are talking about, just ignore them. Theaters are not going to show movies whether they get 'paid' or not if they do not think it's worth turning on the electric and paying people to show the film, clean the theater and be at the concession stand.

          Disney tends to command much tougher deals with theaters, taking more of the first weekend gross, because for the last decade MCU films were surefire money-makers. They could use the Marvel films as a bully stick for deals in other sectors.
          But this re-issuing is unusual enough that I'm curious what the split must be like, because it's not like these movies will have legs. They're already available on Disney+, and lots of families might even own a disc copy for long car rides. After a string of flops, theaters won't be keen to offer a big cut of the opening weekend when that might all it gets, since you'll get the novelty crowd right away and then nobody else. It's why, for example, when Die Hard gets reissued as a novelty at Christmastime, a theater usually runs it for one or two nights max.

          >But this re-issuing is unusual enough
          Theaters are hurting for product depending on the month and how many screens they have. All theater chains do those $5 fan favorites, but not every theater has them, not every show time or even every day shows those kinds of shows, but theaters do like them and so do some consumers.

          I just went to see a recent movie in the afternoon on a discount Tuesday, mid-afternoon, of a Regal theater with 10+ auditoriums. Only two people besides me were in the theater and the fullest theaters were showing the Godzilla movie and the Mizayaki movie and both of those had less than 50 seats busy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like what

        You have to pay theaters to show your movie. When no one goes to see it, not only do they lose money, but they end up with way worse publicity than if they had just left it alone.

        said, you have to pay to be in theatures, which you have to make a deal about how much you make per ticket and for what weeks. Since this is old, they probably cannot make good of a deal to get a big percentage. For families, if they have an option to stay at home to watch, they will over an old movie that is more expensive.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you against it? Seems like a harmless business tactic.

      >But what is the point since everybody saw them pirated and on disney+ already?
      My best guess is it's a chance to make more money off them since they didn't get an official theater release. They got put out at the height of Covid so they couldn't get any box office numbers.
      Plus since they've already spent the money making the movie it's a lot less expensive than creating a new IP from scratch.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Distract you (and probably shareholders) from the massive failure of Wish.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Movies make a lot of money, and these movies are already completed in the can.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strikes pushing everything back means that Disney has no new movies to show in theaters until the new Planet of the Apes movie in May.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      testing the waters.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, this is a good thing. 3 more flops for the list of disney's failures.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're gonna flop and everyone will just say that it was already out so families had no reason to see it in theaters.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly, it’s like they’re only releasing them out of desperation. These movies are old news so it makes no sense

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol nobody is going to watch Turning Red on theaters

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      soul - black guy and annoying person shit
      luca - gay fish shit
      turning red - furry girl getting 1st period shit (it was kinda ok)

      You think? What about this pic?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying turning red appealed to furries
        they watch shit like zootopia, not movies about humans

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soul - talking animal slop
        Luca - talking animal slop
        Turning Red - talking animal slop

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soul was fine, abstract comedy drama with a musical focus, good fun.

        Luca was dogshit and you’re failing to capture how bad it is, think “the little mermaid” but instead of painstaking hand-drawn animation, a literal “once in a century” good soundtrack, and charm oozing from every pore, it’s just phoned in 3D animated Italians without even the balls to lean into it and go full Moonstruck with the portrayal.

        You’re right about turning red thoughz

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soul was fine, abstract comedy drama with a musical focus, good fun.

        Luca was dogshit and you’re failing to capture how bad it is, think “the little mermaid” but instead of painstaking hand-drawn animation, a literal “once in a century” good soundtrack, and charm oozing from every pore, it’s just phoned in 3D animated Italians without even the balls to lean into it and go full Moonstruck with the portrayal.

        You’re right about turning red thoughz

        Does anyone unironically like Turning Red or are you just being contrarian? The movie was ugly, failed to deliver it's message and every charactet was unlikeable.

        Nevermind how it was just a Jake Long rip off.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Does anyone unironically like Turning Red or are you just being contrarian?
          Schizopedos with shit taste like it for the "horny little girls", but they are poorgays who pirated the movie, so isn't like they are of any help to Disney. I wouldn't be surprised if Turning Red becomes the lowest grossing movie of the 3. That crap is just awful.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turkey loved watching it in theatres

      you saying you're smarter than a turkey, sucker?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s another Morbius, but they don’t have the excuse of falling for a meme. They’re just straight up stupid.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That moment when you realize they're actually not evil. They're moronic.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup. People gave them way too much credit, thinking that management were a bunch of masterminds aiming to subvert and change the culture in their favor. Truth is, they were just a bunch of morons who got in through nepotism and unironically believe in the shit they’re peddling. And now they’re facing the consequences of their actions.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Morbin time. And strictly speaking one already got a limited theatrical release.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y tho? people already saw it on disney+ or got the dvd/blu ray this seems pointless

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh I'll probably go see my cute little gay fish boyfriend on the big screen

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will probably watch Luca in theatres. If nothing else it's a very pretty movie. Plus as others have pointed out, cute homosexual shotas.

      Imagine if fujos manage to save Luca from being a flop and future Disney/Pixar movies begin to show actual homoshota to pander to them.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh they are way ahead of you

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will probably watch Luca in theatres. If nothing else it's a very pretty movie. Plus as others have pointed out, cute homosexual shotas.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man... Sequel of Luca 2 when?

    What's the next movie Luca's creator is making? any clue?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luca 2: Ercole get iPad

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You joke but the first movie was literally about those morons trying to get a fricking Vespa.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    lol. OP is a gay who secretly wants to watch Luca for the gay little boys.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who will they blame when they bomb a second time?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Israel obviously

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Streaming and pirating

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post yfw Turning Red gets its release ruined by the Russian invasion of Ukraine AGAIN

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta make up for Elemental, Strange World and Wish not making enough money for the mouse, ya know?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Elemental (barely) turn a profit thanks to Koreans liking it?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It kinda did but it honestly doesn't matter when their other movies and tv shows are burning money right now. Willow was a colossal frick up and took up so much advertising iirc.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Muhh Elemental was a massive flop
      Cope

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    let the games begin

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make you box office predictions.
    >how much will each movie earn
    >which movie will be the highest grossing one
    >which one(s) will be profitable (not counting money from D+)
    >which one(s) will flop again
    My personal bet is Luca >>> Turning Red >>>>>>>> Soul in terms of box office numbers.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of them will flop because no one will go to fricking watch them in theaters when they can watch them on Disney+ or just straight up pirate them.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I go to see movies in theatres all the time when they're already available to pirate because I like the experience and I'm not poor
        I probably wouldn't if the cinema were a glorious multicultural melting pot though

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but you're not most people.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            cont.

            There's a reason re-releases rarely, if ever, come close to earning the figures that the original did and it's simply that most of the potential audience goes "been there, done that"

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Plus re-releases only work for movies that are at least 10-15 years old, not 3. I get why they’re doing it but I don’t see them making much at all

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >There's a reason re-releases rarely, if ever, come close to earning the figures that the original
              That's not the point. What fricking moron thinks that? Most rereleases aren't even in theaters for longer than a week.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they release them at a slow time like January when there's nothing else out, they might get a few people to go. Everyone who wants to see them has probably already watched them online though.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ghibli rereleases movies
    >no one bats an eye
    >Disney rereleases movies
    >LoL ThEy DeSpErAtE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We just paid full price to watch Tokyo Godfathers at the theater and will happily do it again next Christmas. The conspiracy theorist chucklefricks around here don't go on dates, don't have children, and never leave the basement, so they don't understand people going to the movies.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's saying something, since taking a family to the cinema can be a $100+ night nowadays

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for Luca so I can watch Disney's most supreme gaybait on the big screen

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will become the Turning Red masturbator

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Abby, isn't it?

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