Goddamn the Witcher shill is dumb.

It's clearly one of the writers, and also female, and holy shit is she impressed with herself. Which is exhibit A in how dumb she is. She's comes to a website full of graduates, and she's thinks she needs to talk down to our level.

You look at the threads they're trying to pretend is "controversial" and you realize they're not even blaming the audience, they're coping so hard it's verging on psychosis. They're grasping for literally anything to explain their failures without recognizing the truth.

Meanwhile I actually gave the silly female some of my time to help them see just a few of their litany of mistakes, and she thinks that her "trolling the fans" into giving a shit. Exhibit B I was the only Anon in the thread and I didn't even watch the latest season. They're patting themselves on the back for wasting their own time.

Hollywood just has no hope at this point. Even assuming the decline could be arrested, they don't have the brainpower to do it. It is a commitment to being stupid that would be admirable if it wasn't stupid.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im convinced that execs across HW saw the writing on the wall regarding the strikes years ago. That they have been making sure the media cycle is as bad as they can possibly make it by intentionally hiring the shittiest, ESG-driven actors and writers in order to sour public opinion on the strikers before they've even begun. And it worked, for me at least. I'm not implying it'll all get better post-strike, just that Hollywood is finally going supernova.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile discussed that possibility many times during the Chapek years at Disney. We concluded that israelites don't think that far ahead.

      It's not a plan, they really are just very very very stupid, but have actually managed to convince themselves that they're the smart ones.

      Like most things I blame Jon Stewart. Jon Stewart has been been untiring in his quest to convince his audience they're smart by treating them like idiots. Every time Jon Stewart has gone out to a republic whatever and done a Vox Pop it's convinced the million or so people that took him seriously that everyone else is dumb and they're the smart ones, and these morons are now running hollywood.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s an interesting take.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're in full cope mode now that the show is going to be cancelled and they will never be hired for this level of production again. they can't accept they blew it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah that's what I thought at first, but it's way worse than that. It's beyond cope, it's psychosis - the acceptance of a fantasy resulting from the inability to accept reality. It was a pithy millenial meme 20 years ago and they've just decided to run with it.

      The audience they're blaming isn't us. It's the audience they think exists that are actually watching fricking Survivor or some shit. Probably not even that, they probably just watch whatever the twitter algo shows them. None of this touches them, they don't hear about the problem of witcher writers, and they wouldn't care if they did.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like take a look at this shit

    [...]

    As if that's not an obvious self-bump.

    I mean this is a self-bump too, but I'm not dumb enough to think I'm getting away with it.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Seriously who does this b***h think she's fooling?
    >Maybe if I get them to talk about the games they'll pay attention to me
    No b***h, because when you do get attention you don't listen.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nah b***h, that's not even the tip of the iceberg of your cope.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's not "chutzpah" silly israelite, that's idiocy. You're not brave, you're stupid.
    Brave would have been doing it properly.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Only my thread is promoting something Anon will actually watch while destroying your credibility as a shill.

    Where do you think you are exactly? We got Trump elected. I destroyed Zach Snyder's reputation, and that dude had an ARMY of shills. The best thing you can do for your carreer is frick off and hope we forget about you.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    imagine actually trying to tie this back to the games after all this time.
    Do you have a headache from all this cognitive dissonance?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No you're moronic because you think anyone buys that you're actually two people having a conversation about the show.
    Nobody watched the show.
    Nobody cares about the show.
    The conversation is about you, being completely unaware how obvious you are.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Holy frick this is an actual disorder.
    You're bumping the thread because you don't have a choice, or a dick.
    I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me.
    It is important to me that you understand how you STUPID you are. How truly monumentally terrible you are at your job. Because you will not improve until you do.

    Fricking Disney just has fricking chatbots do your job right now, and they are MUCH better at it.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Do you seriously not know what sage means? Read the FAQ for frick's sake.

    And while you're at it, watch a youtube video about the anglo-german naval arms race.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Holy shit I've never read such wank. "The fans" said no such thing. You were talking to yourself as usual.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It was talked to death after the first season.
    Nobody talks about it, because nobody watched it.
    How is this not getting through?

  14. 9 months ago
    Lauren Schmidt-Hissrich

    OP why does your picrel sound like you asked an AI to sound like a tech israelite?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you think that was written by an AI then you truly are fricked out of a job aren't you?

      If Oshi No Ko was eligible for all the awards you dream about it would win them easily. You're too dumb to even know how outclassed you are.
      And it was written by a woman too.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely based moron refusing to let his thread die.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    JFC this has gone from stupid to sad.
    Watch Oshi No Ko you shit brain female.

    [...]

    >HURR DURR THIS
    Is this annoying you the way I keep shitting all over you?
    Imagine if it was my job to annoy you by shitting all over you?
    Oh wait you don't have to imagine, because it is your job.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nobody is going anywhere near you you silly b***h. The only way your rape fantasies are coming true is if you pay someone.

    But of course you don't have any income any more so good luck with that.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Jesus Christ the israeli reset is strong with this one.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >She actually thinks she's getting more seasons
    Wake up and smell the failed strike negotiations female.
    They couldn't pay you if they wanted to.

    [...]

    [...]

    These posts almost look legitimate. Almost.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ooh I think she's fricked off to have a cry. Stupid female.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Cope with what? I'm not the one who blew her big break because I'm too stupid to know how stupid I am.

    At this point you're not watching Oshi No Ko purely because I recommended it to you. And you have no idea how delicious that is to me. You're actually think you're smarter than the audience, but I can literally HAND YOU a way to up your game just to watch you doggedly continue to fail.

    No wonder you didn't get quote in the OP.

  22. 9 months ago
    sage

    >tranime

  23. 9 months ago
    sage

    oh sweet a schizo thread

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah but see you bumped the thread so I know it's you. You're literally just quoting me at this point, that's all you can do to make it look like there is any conversation at all.

    But it's actually just you and me, and I didn't watch the show!

    • 9 months ago
      sage

      Hey anon, it’s me again, Lauren. We spoke a few nights ago. If you recall, I explained how Netflix informed during my troll thread, that we experienced a slight bump in viewership for season 3, during the hours my thread was up. Again, I’d sincerely like to thank you for the engagement! While I doubt my little thread then, had a significant impact on the numbers, it’s people like you that really drive home the content interaction. Thanks!

      Love,

      Lauren <3

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Really Lauren?
        Is it actually Anon who watching your show the whole time?
        Geez who could have literally told you exactly that after season 1? You're trying to sneer at me, while actually proving how much power I wield over you.
        And your "little bump" was how many people exactly?
        Could you imagine if I was actually to promote your show instead of shitting on it?

        damn son you're making yourself look bad with that lack of reading comprehension
        I'm [...]
        the point of that post is that s01 was so bad that it wasn't worth watching, and so if s02 and s03 are worse than s01, then they also aren't worth watching
        take a few deep breaths and step away from the keyboard

        Yeah exactly one minute after the previous post.

        • 9 months ago
          sage

          Well anon… You are promoting it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No I'm shitting on it. I'm literally sucking the cool out of even hatewatch because I am fricking good at this.
            World's best shitposter is an anonymous Australian on Cinemaphile, kind of obvious if you think about it.

            Now how many people does a "little bump" entail.

            • 9 months ago
              sage

              i met an australian once who shit in a bucket because they didn’t like running water in their house and it ruined australia forever for me. then i learned koalas are covered in chlamydia and now i think it’s a garbage dump with slow internet

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                sage

                yes

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          congratulations on the schizo ramble

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh you're that fricking idiot that keep trying to have opinions about anime despite not having seen any.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              haven't made any comments about it for a long time, unless you count that Japanese film thread from a couple days ago in which I said Miyazaki was overrated
              your continued delusional snapping makes me feel equal parts mild disgust and pity for you
              learn to chill

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aww. That's nice.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn son you're making yourself look bad with that lack of reading comprehension
      I'm

      [...]

      the point of that post is that s01 was so bad that it wasn't worth watching, and so if s02 and s03 are worse than s01, then they also aren't worth watching
      take a few deep breaths and step away from the keyboard

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    OMG the reddit rick and morty meme. Do they actually just google "how to post on Cinemaphile"?

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    And yet you still just keep bumping the thread for no reason at all.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      correcting your misinterpretation was the reason
      it's pretty clear why you're so sensitive about the condescension of others; you can't understand an unambiguous claim

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You weren't replying to me idiot.
        You were replying to the shill. I can now see that it's not you, you're just a different kind of idiot.

        To sage a thread, type "sage" into the Options box. Then when you post the thread doesn't get bumped back to page 1.
        So when shitting on something you sage it. Or if you think it's a shill thread you sage it. Or if you just don't feel like it deserves a bump you sage it.

        I sage most of my posts these days. In fact I've saged this thread a couple of times out of habit.

        • 9 months ago
          Sage

          newbie

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love you too tranime guy.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this semen demon kino-destroying b***h

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's not even good for onlyfans. How sad.

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