God's Gang

I found the worst cartoon ever made.
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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what? I don't think the animation is that shit. It's stiff at times but it's that bad in motion. Everything else is fricking irredeemable though.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's real
    >Animation isn't shit
    >Ninjew

    OP is a homosexual. Water is also wet.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 25 seconds in and I want 8 seasons of this
    I can't believe OP would use reverse psychology like this

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hindu chick needs feet art NOW

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone has exaggerated speech patterns except the Indian chick
    Huh, I wasn't expecting that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m upset. Girls with accents are my thing.

      Pretty fun show, though.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Given that 3 of the gang have a similar god I'm confused how they work the Hindu chick in. Given Hindu has billions of gods.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They still believe in one supreme god.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The muslim's ultimate attack is a falafel bomb

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just glad God Gang could defeat those scientists and illegal aliens

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, not the best villains for a show about peace and harmony.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >random fricking dog communicating from Heaven
    Dude weed lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All dogs go to heaven.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All dogs go to heaven.

      What's Dog spelled backwards?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Turns out it's David Berkowitz's neighbor's dog and it's actually a demon
      Oops.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen way worse religious cartoons, and this one actually doesn't seem up it's own ass about it - might be a consequence of including 4 religions, so they can't spend the entire episode proselytizing.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing could have prepared me for "Ninjew"
    1 minute in and I'm already slack jawed and amazed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait until you see israeliteminator vision

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    so minoriteam but less offensive?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sumuslim is an ABSOLUTE UNIT

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I found the worst cartoon ever made
    >has genuine soul more soul than most big company channels
    >has a fricking israelite named NINJEW

    OP i know your a wiener sucking shill but yur a master of reverse pyshology and what u were selling was fun and i loved it

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironic best Muslim rep I've seen in recent times
    >Falafel Bomb
    I don't care, he's Halal

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is literally just Minoriteam + Street Fighter and I am ABSOLUTELY here for it.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, it’s fine
    And opening frickin slaps

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You kids are so spoiled you think THAT'S as bad as cartoons can get.
    Here, have some actual shit:

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Especially for a religious themed cartoon. The bar for that was VERY low. I mean you had some anime bible stories back in the 80s that were kind of good but ever since then it's been all down hell.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    90 seconds in and I'm already laughing at most of the jokes.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ninjew

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can already see drawgays here are drawing lewds of the Hindu chick.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does this work exactly? They believe their God is the true God but they believe in different Gods

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does this even classify as religious? The characters follow their own religions, but they don't seem to be pushing an agenda other than interfaith since they're all nice to each other. I was expecting some scriptures and raving about God, but instead got fighting scenes and culture jokes. Which is oddly enough a breath of fresh air, they didn't go too edgy which has become boring but they also made the muslim guy throw a falafel bomb which was funny.
      The pacing is kind of weird and there are scenes where background characters are low quality, but it's in no way the worst cartoon.

      The characters aren't challenging each other's beliefs and I doubt the creator wants to delve into that side, seeing as they all follow a dog commander who's in heaven and named Dogma.
      The message seems to be "these people can hang out and do normal cartoon stuff like kick reptilian ass, despite believing in different things"
      And for clarification, israelites Muslims and Christians believe in the same God. Christians who speak Arabic refer to their god as Allah as it's simply the word for "God".

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it's a whole thing to get into but you delve back far enough and there's a surprising amount of overlap between a lot of major religion

        There are some sects of Hinduism who are Henotheistic(worship of one god, though the existence of other gods is acknowledged) or completely monotheistic

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Christians who speak Arabic refer to their god as Allah as it's simply the word for "God".

        Hindus who wpeak Arabic call their gods Allah too. Do they believe in the same God then?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Since we're on the weeb site, kami=God in Japanese and yet they use this word for their several gods who have their own names. It's like that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean it's a whole thing to get into but you delve back far enough and there's a surprising amount of overlap between a lot of major religion

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Besides the Hindu lady they all believe in the same god, they just disagree on who the prophet of god is.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this supposed to be sincere or a parody because people in the comments genuinely love it but i feel like this would be offensive to people who are actually devout

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm muslim and the muslim guy is funny, and felt like he could have been written by a muslim guy. I didn't find a single thing offensive, not even the falafel bomb

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        your on Cinemaphile, you aren't a Muslim, your an atheist with a cultural identity

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You could say that with just about anyone who calls themselves Christian that posts on here.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's the base assumption.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Perhaps the same same could be said of ALL religions

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nice one

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice larp

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GET READY FOR MY SPECIAL MOVE

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    so is a Catholic a Mexican?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well they sure as shit not Protestant

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      98.4% of the country is Catholic, what do you think?

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    not gonna lie
    my expectations were really low and I think it's not that bad but they could have used more jokes
    but overall I unironically liked this Drawn Together/Scooby doo ripoff

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a Satanist I found this quite enjoyable, almost Mike Tyson Mysteries levels of ironically good

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino. Hope it becomes a full series.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Aww! Someone could use a e-girl?
    What did they mean by this?

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What type of person makes this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A reddit israelite, obviously.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Something called WORST CARTOON EVER
    >watches it
    >gets no real reaction out of me.
    meh.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ben Shapiro didn’t hire these guys and put this show on his service
    >But instead makes a fricking Bluey knockoff

    I though israelites were supposed to be good with money

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Ben is supportive of anything showing israelites and Muslims co-existing right now

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gods Gang > Helluva Boss

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      When's the crossover?

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    God Bang Gangbang Wang-Slang

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