Godzilla: King of the Kinos.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people thought 2014 and gvk were better than this
    still baffling. gxk is shit but i think everyone kinda agrees on that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GxK was kino.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        indeed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I literally just watched WCW vs NWO.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah because 14 is actual kino unlike the cheesy slop that is KOTM
      mutos were cooler than King Gaydora too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2014 was boring.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kotm was more boring because 90% of it was exposition dumping all delivered in a gay ass submarine/spaceship surrounded by heavy plot armor

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kotm's editing is so bad it's painful to watch, you're constantly switching between godzilla -> humans -> orca device interrupts everything -> repeat, as soon as something interesting is about to happen you can guarantee another scene is going to interrupt it, 2 hours of that is maddening

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              thats every kaiju film in existence

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if not for the orca device it might've been bearable since now you have a plot device that's actively screwing up the tension in every scene, it turns on and everyone forgets what they were doing to look for the orca device, fricking horrible idea

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it also helped make the tensions possible to begin with. godzilla dead on the floor about to be wiped out of existence by kg is only possible if u can stop kg at the last second, and the orca makes that possible. could u have done something else? of course, but people are always complaining that the humans dont do anything and here they are finally doing something and people complain anyway. i personally would have had EMPs drop on kg that dont affect godzilla because hes nuclear powered or something. but whatever im not that upset about it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it just causes more problems, you have humans in VTOL harrier jets flying TOWARDS ghidorah the entire movie, people zip around constantly and distance means nothing, ghidorah isn't a credible threat because the humans survive being between ghidorah's legs like 6 times when once shouldn't be survivable, it's just a thoughtless awful movie

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thats a separate issue from the orca and, again, your issue exists in every kaiju film. thats just how it is. if it makes you feel any better, rodan killed a bunch of pilots around him as a frick you to that very same thing you take issue with lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                these problems don't exist in japanese godzilla movies because they're not clueless about the kaiju genre like legendary is though they kinda pulled their heads out of their asses after kotm

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                do you mean the older films? i was mostly referring to legendary films in particular, but the issues still exist in the older godzilla era films as well, just not to the degree they do in legendary films because the technology better allows for things like jets constantly flying and different filming techniques thanks to cgi breaking the limitations we had with suitmation

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                all the horrible dialogue in kotm makes it clear they don't know what a kaiju is

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't have as much Godzilla as some of the later movies but when he actually IS onscreen it's always a blast. I love the scene at the Golden Gate Bridge, too. Godzilla in 2014 really felt like a god, a deity, a force of nature that nobody could control and we were just lucky he was naturally doing something beneficial to us by killing the MUTOs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that music is fricking goofy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sneed

          why cant other monsterslop movies compete?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based and true. the mutos are the best version of the cloverfield american monster design variant. kotm had a jack of all trades master of none problem, none of them got proper screentime

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kotm's editing is so bad it's painful to watch, you're constantly switching between godzilla -> humans -> orca device interrupts everything -> repeat, as soon as something interesting is about to happen you can guarantee another scene is going to interrupt it, 2 hours of that is maddening

          based

          indeed

          this is so bad

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    '14 > Skull Island > KOTM > GxK > GvK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GvK>'14=KOTM=GxK>SK

      And they all fricking suck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        like your mom.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she's dead so she doesn't suck anymore but she used to be like a frickin vacuum with the gluk gluk

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    k i n o

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > alright time to take a break from the more interesting plot stuff to focus on human drama

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched KoTM in the cinema and I absolutely hated it. 2014 and Skull Island are so much better.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Monsterverse Godzilla is chungus good guy
    >Shin, Minus One, Singular Point, and that one shit anime trilogy Urobutcher did are all baddies
    when are we getting another movie where he's a dickass anti-hero

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's been the heel in both kong movies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But Wingard has been crap at showing Godzilla's heroic side even though he preaches that he's totally like 70s Showa.
      And I'm tired of that. Just make him the focus next time like you promised, Wingard.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's been so annoying how Kong is the protagonist in marketed Godzilla movies. Although tbh I think the lore of the series already ruined Godzilla as a villain or anti-hero, and Kong is more relatable to most (moronic) people so I get why they've gone the direction they have. Their predecessors fricked it up from the start. I knew I hated the monsterverse the moment we saw Godzilla in the opening credits of 2014

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was aggressively awful.

    Of the ones I’ve seen, G14 was the best, GxK is dumb fun. Unlike KOTM it never overstays its welcome with the human drama. In KOTM the writing is uniquely terrible even among Godzilla movies. Maybe I need a rewatch though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >KOTM the writing is uniquely terrible
      Only high IQ people can understand the movie ideas and subtext, sorry

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