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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sees the colour pink
    >immediately thinks of trannies

    Not obsessed, tho.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally been confirmed by the directors moron. Godzilla is trans.

      • 5 months ago
        Dunkaccino

        Kek you’re joking

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cropped out poster. Link it homosexual

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's his twitter.

              • 5 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                Link it. I doubt the director actually posted that.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                his as in the poster

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gonna keep calling Godzilla a it, with the addition of upsetting weirdos. Just lovely, tbh.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Kek I'm just being disingenuous I've actually been here all day and already know what you're talking about
          Fricking moron

          • 5 months ago
            Dunkaccino

            Well well, we meet again homosexual.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hey babe! Looking forward to some more of our banter 🙂

              • 5 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                Are you the cgi loving troony or was that someone else

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well well, we meet again homosexual.

            >WOW THIS IS JUST LIKE MY MARVEL MOVIES

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh so you’re a contrarian who hates marvel? Kong has the infinity gauntlet now so tough, it’s gonna be KINO just like endgame

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Literal trans flag Godzilla.

      Transzilla doesn't pass and neither do you.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        moronic youtubers talking about burger politics in pop culture rotten your brain beyond help.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure Trans Anon. No one notices your agenda or Man Apple.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No way this is true. Wingard cannot be this moronic

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gay themes are a major part of Wingard's films, so don't everyone act surprised now.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have trannies made people here so cynical that they cant recognize even the most obvious joking remark?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              We can have a sense of humor once the death cult has been vanquished.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're not going to be vanquished if you give them ownership over everything.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              > I didn't want to suck your dick! It was a joke!

              Sir if you don't move away, I will have to call the Usher.

          • 5 months ago
            Dunkaccino

            No way this is true. Wingard cannot be this moronic

            >Miss me yet

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              S-S-Sorry GODreth Edwars-sama

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dearly.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sees the word troony on his ctrl-f as he refreshes the catalog endlessly
      >dashes to post chudjak #483747272 to own the chuds for the sixth year in a row
      >kills himself in a few weeks and is missed by nobody
      >will never be a woman

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Checked

        [...]

        You're right. Capeshit is the real enemy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nooooo you can't just call out our obsession

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He cute.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sees the colour pink
    >immediately thinks of trannies

  3. 5 months ago
    Dunkaccino

    >HRTzilla
    Kek

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to 24 years ago you moron.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is a reference to his Millennium design, which had jagged pink dorsal spines.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      SO FRICKING HYPED

      Ding ding ding! This right here folks!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >OH MY SCIENCE IS JUST LIKE MY SONY SLOP

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean?

      It is a reference to his Millennium design, which had jagged pink dorsal spines.

      Well then that is stupid then. Because you have to look closely to even notice the spines are remotely pink

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        fake fan

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes thats the people that pretend the showa era is the stapple of the franchise. I personally prefer to
          refer to them as ''trannies''

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That isn't from the showa era. It's not even from the era after the showa era.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >pretend the showa era is the stapple of the franchise
            It literally is though. The later eras always tried to capitalize on Jap nostalgia for the classics. If you watched the movies you would know this. Miregoji is also one of the best suits since it's derived from Kingoji and Chinese dragons.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Showa is the staple of the franchise, it's what all the later entries are mimicking.

              Sorry
              This anon >

              [...]

              Broke my will to keep hating on yall. Maybe some other time. Now I'm shilling

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I actually hate you now. Picrel is gay as frick

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just like my brother

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Two black queenz anon how's that gay?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Showa is the staple of the franchise, it's what all the later entries are mimicking.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >reference to Millennium era design
            >anon starts mumbling about Showa

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No and im a long time zilla fan

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm afraid you suck wieners or really want to suck wieners, OP.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake fans

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nicely designed purplish fins from the past justify garbage trans looking ones now
      Wow, thanks anon. Now I like it now!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >moves goalposts

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the new fins look like shit
          >”but but they were purple years ago too!”
          >ok that’s nice, the new one still looks like shit
          >”NO YOU’RE MOVING GOALPOSTS”

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That isn't your premise, your premise is because they are pink, it must be "le gay change", as opposed to referencing one of his previous designs.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >LE REFERENCERINO
        I thought this godzilla was supposed to be a new and improved version.

        [...]
        [...]
        Well then that is stupid then. Because you have to look closely to even notice the spines are remotely pink

        Here comes the flailing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers on here never seen Millennium Era.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fake fans fr

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pink is a bad-ass color, Op. Godzilla can rock whatever color he wants because he can wreck shit with impunity. He's King of the Monsters for a reason: Nobody can frick with him.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least the Japanese (real) Godzilla is still based

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LE REFERENCERINO
    I thought this godzilla was supposed to be a new and improved version.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    where did Godzilla Junior come from?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    We are family

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao checked and kekked

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I can do this all fricking day, realism homosexuals OUT

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Showa homosexuals kneel!

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Hi again friend

  15. 5 months ago
    Dunkaccino

    [...]

    Likewise

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla birthed a son you know?
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Son_of_Godzilla

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's no fun if we're already frens, stop it

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    WOW THIS IS JUST LIKE MY FAMILY!!

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is how Godzilla will die in this.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking kek

    • 5 months ago
      Dunkaccino

      I’m conflicted as a zillachad if i should laugh or get mad

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        We need to just accept monsterverse jumped the shark

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Common zilla doesn't look as bad as that. Don't worry

        • 5 months ago
          Dunkaccino

          I’m not bothered by the color palette. I’m just tired of the shitty cgi and hollow earth trope. It’s the reason I prefer 2014 over KOTM and GVK

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I’m just tired of the shitty cgi and hollow earth trope.
            The "hollow earth trope" has been around for centuries and been a staple of the science fiction genre since at least the 1800's because of Jules Verne's "Journey to the Center of the Earth." It was also a concept from a scrapped Toho script intended to be a sequel to Godzilla Raids Again that was reworked into Rodan known as "Bride of Godzilla."

            • 5 months ago
              Dunkaccino

              Just because it’s been around for centuries it doesn’t make it good or interesting anon

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's bad because....it just is ok

              • 5 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                >Let's make the godzilla movie take place underground in some fantasy land where he fights a twink shaped monkey instead of an already established and popular villain from the og movies!
                Yeah this sounds so kino

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Raids Again is kind of ass

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Raids Again is very good and far better than any Monsterverse movie.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can respect liking the sped-up, animalistic fights. That's a "different strokes for different folks" matter of taste, but the human plot in Raids Again is one of the worst of all the Showa plots, if not the worst. It's bland and boring to the point of being offensive.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I liked the human plot. The kinda slice-of-life quality with these very normal people in between the monster attacks. Thought the characters in Raids Again were more memorable than the generic archetypes used in a lot of the later Showa and Heisei movies.
                Only thing I don't like about Raids Again is some of the pacing towards the end, but it's not like it's the only Goji film with pacing issues.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Back in those days it was common studio practice to capitalize on the popularity of a successful movie with a rushed, low-budget sequel. It's not a good movie, but Anguirus is a good monster.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ofc. I'm not shitting on Angurius by any means.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I love the Godzilla vs Anguirus fight.
              Also I don't understand the crying over the hollow earth, it's just underground Skull Island. I don't see why it's such a dealbreaker for people in a franchise with space aliens, mutant dinosaurs, and giant magical insects.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The problem is that these deep lore interconnected shared world properties are ruinous in the long term. Marvel has proven it right at the time legendary is going all in on the same crap. They're digging a hole that will bury them. We could have maybe had kino buy hollyisraelite is just spewing out more of the same over produced slop that you need a wiki to navigate and understand. Meanwhile Toho is dropping nuclear bombs of simple stories with heart.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Legendary wrote themselves into a corner with KotM by including all those blink-and-you'll-miss-it Titans who bow to Godzilla at the end because now there can't be any more regular kaiju just on Earth since they would've shown up in KotM. So the only way they can introduce new villains is either by using alien kaiju or the Hollow Earth.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >now there can't be any more regular kaiju just on Earth since they would've shown up in KotM
                Easy solution
                >it was hibernating during king of the monsters
                Just fixed Legendary's problem, I expect my check from them in the mail soon.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No idea what the new movie will entail, but GvK kind of stepped back from the lore Dougherty tried to set up in KOTM. Interconnected movies are fine as long as you don't need to watch 10+ hours of backlog to understand what's happening.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Interconnected movies are fine as long as you don't need to watch 10+ hours of backlog to understand what's happening.

                So the first couple and then everything after that is DOA. Like I said, long term this massive interconnected lore is a franchise killer. Godzilla has lasted this long because each entry is free to be its' own thing.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Both Showa and Heisei had continuity, "each entry is its own thing" started in Millennium.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Millennium

                Best era.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                My second favorite after Showa.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Toho's Godzilla movies always had interconnected elements with other movies like Rodan, Mothra, Frankenstein Conquers the World, Atragon, etc.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but it wasn't a baked in necessity and they played fast and loose with it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's what they're doing with the monsterverse as well aside from recycling some of the human characters from each previous entry. As long as you know what King Kong and Godzilla are you can understand the movies fine.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can pick any Showa-era movie to watch at random and you'll be fine. There have only been five MV movies in ten years.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're not doing nearly the same thing as Marvel though. Marvel would introduce characters and major plot elements in small parts of their other projects, it's obnoxious to watch because if you don't watch every movie and tv show you won't understand what's going on. The Monsterverse doesn't do that, there's only a single line of films to follow that starts with Godzilla 2014 and is currently up to Godzilla vs Kong.
                Including elements from the previous movies doesn't make it MCU, unless Heisei was also being MCU when they had Mechagodzilla be made out of Mecha-King Ghidorah and Mothra in space accidentally create SpaceGodzilla. It's just continuity.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. he doesn't know about Monarch show

                Their "agents of shield" is currently airing on a shitty streaming service.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's just a spinoff show, as far as we know it's not going to heavily tie into the movies like Marvel does with their Disney Plus shit.
                If they do tie it in then they're moronic, I agree that would be shitty.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only reason you don't think 2014 has shitty CG is it hides Godzilla so much that you don't get to see it. The other Monsterverse movies have improved CG over 2014.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The other Monsterverse movies have improved CG over 2014.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              [...]
              [...]
              [...]
              None of you are real Godzilla fans and it shows.

              Can you trannies stop self inserting in movies about monster fights. Holy frick it’s not supposed to be a comedy film with colorful lizards and monkeys dancing around

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Holy frick it’s not supposed to be a comedy film with colorful lizards and monkeys dancing around
                Literally the third movie in the series.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                KKvG is actually funny, and it's also a very tongue-in-cheek satire of commercialism. The movie treats the fight like a corporate-sponsored wrestling match in a pretty unsubtle critique of Japan's growing commercialism. We're never getting anything with that thematic depth from the MV.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              G2014 still has incredible CG. What are you even on about?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not just about sharpness of detail, it's about how they move. GxK looks too elastic and weightless. And Kong should not pump his arms side-to-side like a track sprinter, but rather like he did in previous films, like real gorillas do: like his arms are front legs.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      MY FRICKING SIDES

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      SKREE-ACK

    • 5 months ago
      blah
  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    any place to stream this movie?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Illegally? Yep, that's a report. enjoy prison.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I meant like a streaming site, nobody goes to theaters anymore

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that gojira, shin, and minus one are complete fricking garbage. The big G is SUPPOSED to be silly and stupid!

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Didn’t read. It looks like trash and it will be trash.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Wingard > Edwards and Dougherty, and Chibi Godzilla Raids Again was kino.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >blue thing is now pink
    >TRANSTRANSTRANS
    these same people also believe in the concept of nobinary lol

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We can't have color without chuds and trannies going ape shit about it.

    I hate you all.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Godzilla kills himself for no reason confirmed

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I can't hate on the movie for doing something "new". And I by new I mean not capeshit or some lame historical piece.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a big difference between Showa-era soul and modern-day, capeshit-inspired CGI slop. Justifying the obvious shit-quality of the GxK trailer by pointing to Showa is like pointing to Batman '66 to defend The Flash (2022) or Josstice League (2017).

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a Showa and Heisei fan the GxK trailer looks more promising than the other Monsterverse movies. Looks like more monster action and less MCU-ness than the previous ones.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Showa-era movies are very human heavy and by MCU-ness I mean an overreliance on lore and continuity (like going all in on the Hollow Earth, referencing the bloody handprint for SI, etc.)

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The Showa-era movies are very human heavy
          But the human plots were actually entertaining, unlike the previous Monsterverse movies.
          >by MCU-ness I mean an overreliance on lore and continuity
          I mean the overuse of characters standing around and quipping instead of doing anything entertaining. Referencing stuff from the previous movies is fine, reminds me of Heisei. I don't want the MCU characters and dialogue, I want Godzilla and Kong doing shit.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've never found the MV to be overly quippy. Yeah, there's some mediocre joking, but when I think of the real flaws in the MCU's humor I think of the constant need to poke fun at the source material ("So that just happened") or cut the tension with needless jokes. As far as I can remember, no one in the MV belittles the main conceits of the movies ("ZOMG Isn't it crazy that the big honkin' laser lizard is fighting a monkey?").

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have an idea for a Godzilla film.
    An evil scientist makes a one-use brain-swapping machine and uses it on himself and Godzilla, then starts destroying [CITY]. Godzilla is then in the body of the scientist, who is either extremely intelligent naturally, or there is a mistake and the brain-swapping only changes the personality and memories, so the Scientist-Godzilla is just a giant dumb monster who knows his goals, and Godzilla-Scientist is a genius who has all of Godzilla's memories. Godzilla-Scientist then has to quickly locate and repair MechaGodzilla and pilot it to fight and incapacitate Scientist-Godzilla and use the brain-swapping machine he also reworked to be usable again.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit this thread sucks ass. It's true whenever there's something big Godzilla-related happening we need to wait a day or two for tourists to get bored and frick off.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Tourists are the ones asking for more realism.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s reversed you dumb frick. All the newbies are the ones who like to turn kinos into jokes

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Still coping
          Is discord down today or something

          God I can't wait until you tourists frick off. Realism is cancer and so are you.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are still crying over something that was said in a now archived thread.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The tourists are the morons who only like one type of Godzilla movie and complain whenever one they don't like comes out.
              There have been both lighthearted and serious Godzilla movies since before anyone arguing in this thread was born.

              I would just like some more realistic-looking CGI, please. GxK looks cheap.

              I’ve been here since moot you zoomie newbie shithead

              It’s always the newbies who like to call others newbies. Interesting

              None of you are real Godzilla fans and it shows.

              • 5 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                I am literally Godzilla right now, me against the realism chuds. I am the shining beacon of hope in this darkness. You may not understand my motives, but understand I fight for the greater good.

                FRICK realism homosexuals

                >If you don’t like movies with saturated color palettes and copious amounts of cgi you are the problem!!!
                Maybe go watch capeshit instead

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe don't watch this movie instead, fricking crying about it on here for no reason. Fricking tourist.

              • 5 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                >Everyone I don’t like is a TOURIST
                Kek you’re embarrassing yourself

                >calling a namegay who's always here a tourist
                How can you be this stupid. Frick right back off newbie.

                Holy newbie. The dunkaccino meme has been around for a long time

                Based dunka enjoyers

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, just you and your goon that is defending your honor for some reason. Tourists stick together.

              • 5 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                >Everyone I don’t like is ganging up on me
                Are you this delusional that you don’t realise no one agrees with your reddit tier takes?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't need the approval of others to argue a correct point. You are no one to me.

              • 5 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                Well apparently I’m important enough to you that you keep rage replying to me

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're fun to keep around, like a punching bag. I look forward to our next encounter.

              • 5 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                Sure troony. I’m usually posting in platoon threads, if you ever feel like getting btfo’d again.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe we can hang out sometime heh

              • 5 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                You’re unironically a homosexual aren’t you

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just trolling out of boredom tbqh. I do think this movie looks cool though.

              • 5 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                I already got spoiled the complete plot. Believe me it’s shit

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                fricking shit sticks I forgot the image as per usual

                Stop agreeing with the 'tards that anything purple or pink is 'coded'.

                >do not so subtle thing to generate outrage bait
                >spam the internet with threads and articles about how angry that "thing" makes "us" the fans
                >drop the back pocket "gotcha!" (It was always like this!!) to "totally dab on duh chudz"
                >pray everyone argues about it and glosses over what a gigantic fricking embarrassment the newest slop is
                >thiswillsellourmovie.jpg
                Every. Single. Time.

                Stfu

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                *grabs you by the throat*
                Back the frick off?!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >saturated color palettes and copious amounts of cgi
                Yeah I didn't like Shin Godzilla either.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're no better than the Marvel fans who eat whatever excrement is heaped onto their plate just as long as it has their favorite franchise's name on it.
                As a "real Godzilla fan," you should be upset that they're cheapening the Legendary films, because eventually they'll be too shitty for even you to make excuses for.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                But that shitiness hasn't started yet. When that time comes, I'll concede. For now, real Godzilla fans are hyped.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would just like some more realistic-looking CGI, please. GxK looks cheap.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >realistic-looking CGI
              So you didn't like Minus One? That's unfortunate. Even though a lot of the debris looked like literal mud at times I thought it was serviceable overall.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I couldn't see the CGI flaws through all the SOVL.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well maybe upon the second watch you will be able to stop servicing Japanese wiener for a brief second to pay attention.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Minus One looked significantly better than GxK.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It didn't, you are just moronic.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’ve been here since moot you zoomie newbie shithead

          • 5 months ago
            Dunkaccino

            It’s always the newbies who like to call others newbies. Interesting

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >calling a namegay who's always here a tourist
            How can you be this stupid. Frick right back off newbie.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >namegay
              He's not Davey
              He's not Abatap
              He's fricking no one

              Frick right off my board, tourist.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy newbie. The dunkaccino meme has been around for a long time

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh? Since when? Because the only history you know starts after 2016. Tourist.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Since 2011. You’ve been here since today, I’m guessing one of the other kiddie touchers from your discord group linked the thread and got you to come shit it up.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >immediately resorts to pedophilia
                So fricking predictable, tourist playbook 101.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                YWNBAW
                Step away from the kids

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Frick right off my board, tourist.
                Imagine being this defensive over a shitty image board site

                Don't you guys ever get tired of getting dunked on

                Seriously like 6 of you came after me and each one just left crying. Realism is cancer. Godzilla needs less realism. You are killing Godzilla. Cancer please go.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Realism? You’re being an insufferable transexual I don’t know what that has to do with realism

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He’s been seething because some anons said the cgi of godzilla running looks like trash

                You're fun to keep around, like a punching bag. I look forward to our next encounter.

                >punching bag doesn’t realize he’s the punching bag

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i never seethe at anyone here, but you dont listen . by the time you sent me your spread ass pic, everyone already had it saved because of your drunk ass posting it then forgetting you ever did the next day you shitfaced alcoholic idiot.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Youre gay. You cant even argue your points against realism without dilating.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Frick right off my board, tourist.
                Imagine being this defensive over a shitty image board site

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >turn kinos
          We're not talking about kinos, this is the Monsterverse.
          This movie has the best shot of being kino out of any of the MV movies though, we'll see when it comes out.

      • 5 months ago
        Dunkaccino

        >Still coping
        Is discord down today or something

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The tourists are the morons who only like one type of Godzilla movie and complain whenever one they don't like comes out.
        There have been both lighthearted and serious Godzilla movies since before anyone arguing in this thread was born.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cooler than godzilla
    >stronger than godzilla
    >faster than godzilla
    >not raped by Hollywood israelites
    >not a troony
    GameraGODS... we're SURGING.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only content in decades is a shitty direct to streaming anime that's forgotten immediately
      Gamerabros...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That Netflix show had a really good story once it got going. Shame about the animation though...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a bonus his arch-nemesis is a vicious troonbird

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Godzilla lets kong screw him
    >it's a gay love story
    >the evil red kong is kong's ex bf
    >godzilla helps kong defeat him
    >the movie ends in gay monkey on lizard gay sex

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Minus One was so good I ain't even mad about legendary slop.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would win in a 1v1 fight? Shin certainly has the size advantage, but is that enough? Shin is also more resistent to damage, but -1 has a killer healing factor. Who is more intelligent? Who's the better brawler? Does it come down to the beams?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd give it to -1.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every cell in Shin is evolving rapidly. It can just evolve to beat -1.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How does it evolve against -1's beam? One shot and nothing is left.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shin is over twice the size of -1 officially. -1 is the same size as the Showa Godzillas.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is a cut scene where they show some of Shin's guts and there are eyes and teeth inside him, all over. He's such a monster that even his organs are evolving to sprout out and kill things. The pieces of him would just evolve into nuke resistant, super regenerative mini-godzillas.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            > Shin's guts and there are eyes and teeth inside him, all over. He's such a monster that even his organs are evolving to sprout out and kill things. The pieces of him would just evolve into nuke resistant, super regenerative mini-godzillas
            Wow that sounds so silly and cartoonish just like the showa era Am I right guys?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds silly but looks terifying

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was being sarcastic to bother fantasy gays but I do agree with you

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds silly but looks terifying

            2edgy4me

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He can't evolve against the concussive force of a nuclear blast lmao. If he could he would have done that against the bunker buster bombs instead of beaming them down before they could hit him. And after the nuke beam of -1 there wouldn't be anything left. And even if, -1 could nuke beam again. Shin has no chance here.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're real

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am literally Godzilla right now, me against the realism chuds. I am the shining beacon of hope in this darkness. You may not understand my motives, but understand I fight for the greater good.

    FRICK realism homosexuals

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should have a nice day. Face it you got embarrassed last thread and now you’re embarrassing yourself again.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Omg like um why isn't Godzilla running in a realistic manner???
        I'm not the one who should be embarrassed you infant.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I walked out of the fricking theater

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goddammit.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla had purple spikes in Millennium Era. Do also forget Godzilla ‘98 had babies?

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did Cinemaphile start hating transfolk? Is this a /misc/ psyop?

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    for something called the monsterverse im disapointed in how underutilized other kaiju are. the 4 from kotm are basically cameos plus the ones from the comics like Tiamat.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mothra is gonna be back in Godzilla x Kong according to test audiences.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      *could be used. could just hire less celebrities if budget is the issue.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread music theme:

    ?si=Y9fAt_2RT3lY1dnI

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me,

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=rM2gVSTR32EDQ-h3

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that the Warhammer fantasy fandom WOULD BE NOTHING without Kong Skull Island https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41WBKZL0WoA&ab_channel=Yehoshua

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post Godzilla webms

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla was always non-binary trans masc. he adopted a gay son as well. You guys hate on the truth

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >appears in SINGLE showa movie
    >never gets used AGAIN
    bros...when will it be his turn?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me about it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this hollow earth plotline could've been the perfect opportunity for megalon tbh

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gentlemen, let's form a team.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          fricking shit sticks I forgot the image as per usual

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He came back though. And 100 times more badass than ever https://youtu.be/J5I00p3KqvE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry anon. Jet Jaguar was in the same boat until Toho's April Fools Day gag in 2019. Maybe Titanosaurus will get a Godziban cameo.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      isnt this the guy who gets fricking flayed alive?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least they won't ruin him

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    giant monster girl Godzilla full adaptation when
    does Cinemaphile also allow nipples like Cinemaphile if its in the actual show

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When are they adding Gamera to the Monsterverse?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never because one, nobody cares, and two they can't do him justice

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop agreeing with the 'tards that anything purple or pink is 'coded'.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop tacking colors onto your mental illness then.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do not so subtle thing to generate outrage bait
    >spam the internet with threads and articles about how angry that "thing" makes "us" the fans
    >drop the back pocket "gotcha!" (It was always like this!!) to "totally dab on duh chudz"
    >pray everyone argues about it and glosses over what a gigantic fricking embarrassment the newest slop is
    >thiswillsellourmovie.jpg
    Every. Single. Time.

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comfy godzilla thread 🙂 we are all frens here

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This moronic made me feel comfy

      [...]

      I can't post wojaks while feeling this friendly

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        kaiju fans must stick together

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I read that as we're all trans here.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Truly mindbroken

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What’s with trannies and godzilla threads today

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    hesei godzilla is the perfect size for godzilla for me. showa's too short for modern buildings and legendary just feels too big. he could still meaningully interact with his enviornment at that size.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its weird. Despite legendary G being taller, I still feel like hesei Godzilla is much bigger.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I still feel like hesei Godzilla is much bigger.

        That's just the size of SOVL shining through.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        could be because of camera angles. heisei has a lot of far away shots that show off his size.

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess we really were all frens in the end. Just like Godzilla and Kong. Pottery.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off kongtard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No more brother wars

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's going to be them fighting the new alpha gorilla

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me on the right

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does he have the infinity gauntlet?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No more brother wars

      Based Gojibros.

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why would Supes lose against Godzilla

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the writer wrote it that way.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh ok

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because superman is boring

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >genocide capeshit out of hollywood for good

    The ongoing competence crisis is going to handle that without any help from us.

  54. 5 months ago
    Dunkaccino

    [...]

    How can we genocide capeshit if monsterverse is turning into capeshit?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly the monsterverse needs to be stopped too before it goes full troony capeshit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I believe they have just reach that point tbh

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The movie isn't out yet we still have a chance

      • 5 months ago
        Dunkaccino

        I believe they have just reach that point tbh

        They have. Introducing the hollow earth shit was the equivalent of the multiverse shit. They can’t back out of it now and it’s going to have to be a major plotline in every single piece of media they release.

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you homosexual, Pink is my favorite color

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    > live long enough to see them turn Godzilla into a troony TWICE
    toho save us toho willlsave us

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      When was the first time? 98?

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    not happy with the direction since 2014
    dont like shin
    hopeful about Godzilla = (x - 1), but probably won't get to see it for awhile
    dismissing any future monsterverse shit until I hear good things
    what classic should I rewatch, anons?
    I like GMK, Destroyah, Biollante - but dont want to rewatch those

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Invasion of Astro-Monster

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what classic should I rewatch, anons?
        I'm re-watching the first vs. Kong right now.

        Watch Godzilla 2000 is actually good. Don't listen to the hate.

        thanks, anons

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what classic should I rewatch, anons?
      I'm re-watching the first vs. Kong right now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch Godzilla 2000 is actually good. Don't listen to the hate.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Godzilla 2000

        My #1 Godzilla movie.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I don't get why 2000 gets hate now, it's very good imo. Love Miregoji and Orga, and the human cast is likeable.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the human cast is likeable.

          TFW no e-girl business manager.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Orga had cool design and powers. The whole independence day take on the story was also a breath of fresh air. The only thing that was kinda of annoying was the little girl, but overall I love Godzilla 2000, I don't get the hate either. Maybe people were still pissed Toho didn't bring heisei goji back.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Orga had cool design and powers

            Next time you watch it when it gets to the part where Orga is opening up to swallow Godzilla everytime they cut back to Godzilla's face imagine him saying "ew bruh WTF are you even doing right now?"

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think is the best made Goji film?
    As in, not for Goji fans but one you could show a normalgay and they might actually enjoy it?
    breaking bad man helps 2014 but I think most normies find it boring

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >As in, not for Goji fans but one you could show a normalgay and they might actually enjoy it?

      I'd have to know the normalgay to be 100% on a pic but G2000 is a pretty middle of the road entry with effects they might not hate as much as Showa. If they are a Friday the 13th fan show them GMK and tell them it's the slasher movie of the franchise.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The original if they're not put off by it being old.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      2014 was very well received in the west?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        is that a question?
        because at the time, no, i don't think so
        I always liked it, but I think it is only with how goofy the monsterverse turned out that people are now realizing 2014 was pretty great

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fairly well, worst feedback was being pissed they cutaway the fight in Hawaii and killing breaking bad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      In what regard?

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly hope they pull this bullshit
    >Because of there not being any other members of his species, he blah blah clownfish ovoviparous lizards, sex-changing anoles or whatever, gay swans, son of godzilla is born

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    > bump limit post
    nothing to do with the tele
    > jannies allow it
    very time

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just came back from watching minus one and holy shit bros you where right. that was a beautiful film. some people may think it was out of nowhere but im glad Noriko survived. Frick i just want their little family to be happy they deserve it after what they've been through.

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