Godzilla x Kong

Pretty kino, I'll definitely rewatch this when good quality rips are online. Evil Kong was based.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this one just dunked on GvK.

    Skar King was a b***h. He couldn't really do shit on his own without the crystal. Kong bodied him with the exception of the one time he whipped him around the neck and choked. Overall though, he was scared shitless of Godzilla and without Shimo was pretty fricking useless.

    The best parts of the movie for me where anytime monkeys were getting wrecked. When Kong picked up Suko and used him as a weapon I damn near pissed myself in the theater. It was even funnier the second time.

    At this point, Kong is King and Wingard has already said the next movie is all Godzilla. Not too many places to go, but I hope they do Gigan or Megalon. As silly as alien invasion may seem, Ghidorah was an alien, so there's clearly life out there. They may as well just go full Showa at this point and embrace it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >As silly as alien invasion may seem
      Unironically less silly than an alternate dimension planet in the center of the earth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >As silly as alien invasion may seem, Ghidorah was an alien, so there's clearly life out there. They may as well just go full Showa at this point and embrace it.
        They should go to space.

        I don't know that I want them to go to space, but aliens showing up and asking to borrow Godzilla like in Invasion of Astro Monster might work. They they can control him for a bit and they'll have Gigan as well. Or maybe the film opens with Godzilla fighting Anguirus, or Rodan. They could always say Ghidorah was one of his species and they have a new one to deal with. They could do a modern Astro Monster without too much effort. Maybe have Mothra cameo in the end just because? Or she shows up and smacks sense into Godzilla and Rodan? There's options out there.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          1: YOU SNORE!
          2: Oh, I DO NOT!
          3: Yes you do!
          2: Oh ALL RIGHT. I do. But let's KILL HIM!
          3: I'm hungry!
          1: You're always hungry!
          3: Yes!
          1: But we should KILL HIM ANYWAY!
          2: Oh but not before we've torn up the countryside a bit.
          3: I like to tear up the countryside...
          2: and tea..?
          1: Yes, that. We kill him first, then tea.
          (all three): RIGHT!
          1: He's buggered off!
          2: So he has, he's scarpered!
          Anguirus: Brave Godzilla ran away!
          Godzilla: I never!
          Anguirus: When danger reared three ugly heads, he bravely turned his tail and fled...
          Godzilla [submerging into the ocean] No...!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I want Godzilla and Rodan to team up in a movie. These fricking movies keep trying to make it so that Kong is Godzilla's partner, but that's Rodan's job.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >As silly as alien invasion may seem, Ghidorah was an alien, so there's clearly life out there. They may as well just go full Showa at this point and embrace it.
      They should go to space.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it true Mothra's in this movie?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She is. And I like the design they chose for this more than in 2019. I didn't hate that, but this one is more yellow/black/brown like her Showa design. She's the defender of the Iwi that live deep in Hollow Earth and Jia basically summons her into existence as per their prophecy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When they said it was a prophecy I almost shouted 'LISAN AL GAIB!'.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about Destoroyah? He's always fun. He's a tough son of a b***h, too, like Ghidorah.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is godzilla trans now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He isn't.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not even subtle

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's kind of funny to think that THIS is the most successful non-MCU cinematic universe.

    DC Comics couldn't do it, the Dark Universe was a punchline from the start, we're not even going to talk about Sony's attempts to build a universe around only Spider-Man characters. But the Monsterverse just keeps trucking along.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not funny at all if you actually think about it. Kaiju slop has always been a shared cinematic universe really, and it works so well because all you need to make it work is giant monsters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not really a cinematic universe. Aside from Kong: Skull Island, all the films are just one chronological series.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In the long run, after "The Avengers" it probably would've made sense to just keep making Avengers movies instead of splitting them up again. Monsterverse seems to be on that idea with Godzilla and Kong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the Dark Universe was a punchline from the start
      No it fricking wasn't. Dracula Untold was damn good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It helps that they built it up organically and didn't make Godzilla vs Kong the second movie like DC tried.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably because there's a movie every two/three years. We've only had 5 movies in 10 years, that's less that any other cinematic universe had planned for 6 years. Also DC had a lot of failures, but they also had the bigger profits in some movies.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poor Tiamat.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll definitely rewatch this when good quality rips are online.
    Mid may i reckon, 45 days

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just like the next movie or movies to not have Kong in them, he's found his monkey family his arc is over and frankly I'm tired of him being the main focus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla-centric movie, then we get a monstervengers

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they keep fricking up scale?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kind of recontextualizes Kong as an angry kid. Funny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean he's a different species, the heights are going to be different.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kongs a latebloomer bro relax

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is a Skar King baby so they must be bigger as kids. Kong was meant to be young in Skull Island, he's like a teenager. The bigger Kong in GvK is him as an adult.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol I skimmed through the cam rip of this earlier today and was met with slop overdrive 3000.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Godzilla the only franchise that can't be pozzed?

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

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  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie ended the debate on who would win between Godzilla and Kong and the answer is Godzilla. Kong is already becoming a middle aged monkey as evidenced by his infected tooth, which required a dental implant. Kong also has an injured arm that needs to be supported by a prosthetic. Meanwhile, Godzilla can live millions of years without seeing the dentist or needing a walking cane. Sorry Kong supporters but Kong can not fight Father Time as well as Godzilla can and will likely retire by the next Godzilla x Kong movie

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shimo was awesome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully she returns in the next movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SHIMO WAIFU!

      I WANT TO FRICK SHIMO!

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did picrel get anyone else into Godzilla?

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