>Officer Kong, do you realize how much damage you caused with your little stunt downtown? 29 cars, 4 city buses, 2 helicopters...and...the Empire State Building?? You're out of control! Badge, gun, NOW.
Daily reminder they had to nerf the frick out of godzilla for the Black personape to even stand a chance against him and he still lost, yet the ape is marketed as the hero of the movie.
Gojibros we gone be dun dirty and this will not stand.
>Daily reminder they had to nerf the frick out of godzilla for the Black personape to even stand a chance against him and he still lost, yet the ape is marketed as the hero of the movie.
That's been happening to superman too for millenia. Tired if it bros. Just accept batman and apekong would be vaporised
Who the hell created a gun that big?
Me. I thought it would be funny.
You rascal!
Monarch obviously
MURRIKA
He stole it from Ultraman
Locksneed Fartin
brb buying stonks now~
GUN from Sonic Adventure
ha
monke
KINO
Will he go through Godzilla's pockets after shooting him and steal his sneakers
OH NO NO NO
Why are you panicking?
this can't be real
Its from new planet of the apes lads
You've been bamboozled
>giant lizard has infinite radioactive firebreath
>yes, this is good
>giant money has a pistol
>NOOOO THIS IS UNREALISTIC!
DEY FIRE NAO?
Jesus, they should have just given Kong electricity powers to match Godzilla’s atomic breath. All these weapons feel like asspulls
is this the Rango sequel?
>tacticool godzilla
well now i've seen everything
My heckin childhood
that's a big iron
How does he load it?
HIS COCONUT GUN
FIRES IN SPURTS
kek
I don’t think this is from the movie OP
the very definition of ai slop.
AYO OMARS COMING
A monke's gotta have a code
looks like a 1911 with a revolver cylinder
>do you feel lucky, punk?
If only he had that back in the summer of 92
>Kong robbing Godzilla at a gunpoint
Social commentary we deserve.
Please be real
I really hope that the main villain is something like Mechakongzilla and that they asked Michal Bay
to design it.
Toho already did it
Holy kino, should be more jungle themed though
>AND YOUR OTHER BADGE!
what it it shoot bananas and coconuts and it hit godzilla head and godzilla get dizzy and birds fly around his head?
>Legendary Godzilla
>Expect Heisei style movies
>Get showa tier movies instead
He should be aiming it sideways.
Oh so now they're blackwashing Dirty Harry?
YOU'RE OFF THE CASE, KONG!
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING DID I FIRE 6 SHOTS OR ONLY 5..
King Kong. He’s my favorite monkey!
>There was forty miles between them
When they stopped to make their play
And the swiftness of the Monkey
Is still talked about today
>Monster Red had not cleared leather
'Fore a bullet fairly ripped
And the Monkey's aim was deadly
With the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
That would be kino.
>Officer Kong, do you realize how much damage you caused with your little stunt downtown? 29 cars, 4 city buses, 2 helicopters...and...the Empire State Building?? You're out of control! Badge, gun, NOW.
It means he gets results YOU STUPID CHIEF
KACHITORITAI
are they gonna fugg?
Look at the poster Godzilla just stick his hand on Kong ass,of course they will
So they're both half a mile tall?
you wouldn't believe the size of their shits
I can imagine
DON'T YOU EVER STOP
I AIN'T NEVER GONNA STOP
Looks fricking sick.
As if the rap music wasn't on-the-nose enough
ayo hol up
How is that any different from this?
>giant piece of military hardware equipped with a giant piece of military hardware
vs
>a giant ape with a pistol
Evas are literally giant alien apes.
They are literally not
>They are literally not
>shows a literal giant alien ape god
>god
There we go
Literally called god in the show. Seethe and dilate.
I hate how those frickers always get mentions in mech talks when they're just meat puppets.
>N-NO BUT ITS OK WHEN JAPAN DOES IT
have a nice day. seriously you weebs are insufferable
That there's tranime
Lest we forget
YOUR MOVE CREEP
>MEET ME SUM-MUTHAFRICKIN-WHERE
>I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU BUT I'LL SMOKE YO ASS
I think I saw this guy on the news earlier. Isn't his name Tyrone Jackson-Black?
You gonna shoot me?
Go ahead. Shoot me.
you ain't got the guts.
Best thread currently on Cinemaphile
NYAHHH SEEE
WE'RE GONNA PLAY THIS REEEAAL COOL NOW NYAHH SEE
DROP THE BREATH ZILLA AND THE BROAD DONT GET HURT SEEE
If this isn't real it should be.
It's the most genius marketing move possible. It guarantees memes and ticket sales.
Godzilla be like:
>Ayo squeeze it monke
GRIP THE STEEL homie
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Two can play at that game.
You’re guaranteed kino whenever the MC pulls a gun outta nowhere and fricks the villain up.
too realistic for american audiences
This would be so stupid it'd be fricking hilarious.
>"Smoke that banana Black person or we's gonna have a problem!"
You sure that's Kong and not Training Day?
Daily reminder they had to nerf the frick out of godzilla for the Black personape to even stand a chance against him and he still lost, yet the ape is marketed as the hero of the movie.
Gojibros we gone be dun dirty and this will not stand.
>Daily reminder they had to nerf the frick out of godzilla for the Black personape to even stand a chance against him and he still lost, yet the ape is marketed as the hero of the movie.
That's been happening to superman too for millenia. Tired if it bros. Just accept batman and apekong would be vaporised
Why can't the nippons dream up a true Ultra Man. Voltron if you will.
VOLTRON WINS.
WHO IN THE FRICK IS GONNA FRICK WITH VOLTRON? MECHA TEAM... UNITE.
>This is the greatest handgun ever made... The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets. More than enough to kill any lizard that moves
Well Kong IS American.
Looks kino.
See. This is the future. 2024. Godzilla dies. We space.
These homies going ice-skating in the clouds.
I fully expect this movie to be full of moronic shit.
bros?
Would learn sign language for.