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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Godzilla got breast implants

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's evolving into the true apex predator

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        NEW WEAPON

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's evolving into the true apex predator

      Just like hoffman

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hoffman is just Greek

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's only true for Greek women's breasts

        • 5 months ago
          Dunkaccino

          How do you know what Hoffman he’s talking about

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >now I am become capeshit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically the cgi from the trailer looked capeshit tier

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah at least 2014 Godzilla and KotM had good cgi, this new one looks like crap

        • 5 months ago
          Dunkaccino

          Look how they massacred my boy. Let’s face it, monsterverse jumped the shark the moment they introduced the hollow earth bullshit

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The moment china bought legendary it was all over

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the cgi in 2014 is terrible, kotm was fine

          • 5 months ago
            Dunkaccino

            Kys. 2014 had better cgi. And the most “realistic” Godzilla. Now he’s just running around like a fricking human kek in an inflatable suit

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Godzilla
              >realistic
              Proof that fans of G2014 have no idea what this franchise is supposed to be.

              • 5 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                Well it’s not supposed to look like capeshit tier shitslop anon

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't know what its supposed to be either since you clearly never watched the original

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The original wasn't realistic either. A movie about a giant radioactive fire-breathing dinosaur is inherently unrealistic, so trying to do a realistic take on it is a fool's errand.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think modern cinema and game designers and cinematographers cannot into stylized art, every single monster and landscape in modern cinema looks like bland shit from artstation, with this "fake grounded" vibe to it.

              • 5 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                >radioactive fire-breathing dinosaur
                >dinosaur
                Found the kongtard shill

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Protag-kun in Minus One literally calls him a "kyoryu" i.e. a prehistoric dinosaur. This is Toho in 2023 saying that Godzilla was originally a dinosaur.

              • 5 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                picrel

                New godzilla is now mothra's wife

                I’ve completely given up on the monsterverse, I’d believe this actually happens

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Before the 1970's, scientists thought that many large-bodied dinosaurs were semi-aquatic in order to support their weight. Godzilla is capable of walking upright, which means he's a dinosaur, not just a sea monster. Even the Japanese wiki article for "dinosaur" says that Godzilla is a famous dinosaur in science fiction. Godzilla's design was based on a combination of 1950's interpretations of T-Rex, Iguanodon, and Stegosaurus.

              • 5 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                I’ll continue calling him radioactive lizard because it sounds cooler. Based gif though

                Godzilla would never become a troony. His name is Godzilla not Satanzilla.

                This

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the cgi in 2014 is terrible
            okay zoomer

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s the godzilla movie with the best cgi. Frick off

              and it is still awful

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                2014? Awful? Compared to what?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Damn that looks good

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's detailed but so dark that you can't see shit. How great a still image looks doesn't matter when the movie in motion looks like grey-on-grey CGI blobs fighting.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                looks fine on my OLED playing off a 4K blu-ray

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope because the movie is still about grey Godzilla battling two giant grey bugs on a grey city background no matter which disc you're watching.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                And it was the best one by far.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                and it's fricking kino. sorry i dont need bright colours to be entertained.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aww, he likes him!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aww Godzilla is smilling
                *Muto
                >HELP
                He is just playing

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not about colors, it's about contrast. Gareth Edwards is a shit director whose grey CGI blobfest is mogged by visuals in black and white movies from decades earlier. Even the monster fights in King Kong 1933 look better than Godzilla 2014.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                2014 is the superior gojira movie

                Ah yes the very serious movie known as "Godzilla vs Kong"

                With the amount of fricking money they wasted making it, yeah.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fake 2014 looked better but KOTM didn't.

                2014gays never post webms because the movie looks like shit in motion when you can't overanalyze textures in screencaps.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't post webms because I'm phonegayging at work.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                its pointless because youre going to watch them on your phone in a brightly lit room and say you cant see shit

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because only trannies spam webms on this board. G14 is not appealing to trannies in any form

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >get BTFO
                >start calling everyone trannies
                every time.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fake 2014 looked better but KOTM didn't.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah now thats a good argument. And I do agree with it. I think he kinda had no idea how to make Godzilla stand out in the dark.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Everything needs to look like my rainbow troony shit

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >good is terrible, shit was fine

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s the godzilla movie with the best cgi. Frick off

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the cgi in 2014 is terrible
            You need glasses asap.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >now
      >you're not a zillachad!
      >troon troon troon!
      You're lorelet Black personhomosexuals that needs to frick leave, jack off to blacked and leave kaijukino out of your grubby hands.

      Literally a thing already in 1999, but you have never even heard of the movie, so of course you just latch on >le latest thing :0
      have a nice day

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you bringing up your cuck fetish?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        lore arguments are not going to convince anyone that it doesn't look like shit.
        It's an objective aesthetic fact.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Literally a thing already in 1999
        What? the little tip of the dorsal spines that you can barely notice are even pink while the rest is grayish green?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've always hated that Godzilla. Dumb ass flat face

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice now show him glowing ultra gay pink while charging the atomic breath. Oh wait.... that doesn't fricking happen.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Since when does godzilla run? Also why does he have pink spikes on his elbow now too?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Since when does godzilla run?
          since always. he even did it in the last movie.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Look at that weightless moon gravity run with immediate momentum. What the frick.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah it's insane they're not respecting physics in a film about fantasy monsters

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Physics is kind of central to distinguishing scale.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So is suspension of disbelief, shut the frick up

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it's not. You're an actual brainlet lol

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Says the guy who wants realistic physics in a Godzilla movie? Find something worth complaining about. Do better with your life.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, it's just bad animation. That's all.

              • 5 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                There would be absolutely no fricking point in watching any movie ever if it didn’t at least try to be realistic. This is why shit cgi gets criticised

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah all I want form my monster movie is watching a million tonne monster going from walking to running for fifteen minutes so I can have my realistic godzilla run, oh my science!

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              brother even a creature 1/5 that size would collapse under its own weight. The very existence of these monsters is insanely unrealistic; the tallest dinosaurs to ever live were 60 ft tall. Godzilla is 400ft tall. Just sit back and enjoy the spectacle.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Just sit back and enjoy the spectacle.
                I saw the movie. It was an insult. An exercise of pure excess.,

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think the word you're looking for is "kino"

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Evidently he got strong legs wtf is your problem

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          he runs in kotm i think, yeah its pretty weird

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Since when does godzilla run?
          Since KotM, which is also the point where the monsterverse became crap.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Godzilla move like he is made out of stone in this one

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            This one is way better than GvK. Here the Earth shakes, we see all of Godzilla from a low angle, and he ramps up his speed to gain momentum, conveying his mass.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cope

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Where? I can only see the uper body because the animators ran out of budget to show his legs and tail destroying the buildings.
              KOTM wasn't any good.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >KOTM wasn't any good.
                lol no shit. Only 2014 was even close to being called a movie. The rest are toy commercials for babies.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            How did he lose so much weight since? Why did they make him a fat frick in the first place?

      • 5 months ago
        Dunkaccino

        Whats worse in this movie?
        Gay Godzilla?
        Or minilla Black person edition?

        Holy shiiiiit it looks so fricking bad.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So they just fight on a cgi wasteland now?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably 95% of the movie will be interiors and CGI hollow Earth.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        15m vs
        200m, seriously WTF? Director is eating 90% of budget or what?!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That shot looks so fricking badass

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla Minus Fun

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure isn't fun making cool things turn troony

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not made for China
      1989 Tiananmen Square massacre

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna use this.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        For when you do an attack on a Minus One showing? Gonna burn the theater down to prove how good MV films are?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Other way around, friend.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Strogen happened
    Lots and lots of strogen

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla Minus Trannies

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >same trash but pink
    NOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M BEING GENOCIDED

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

      This board is fricking garbage

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOO THEY ARE HECKING CRITICIZING THE NEW GOYSLOP THIS CANNOT BE IS NOT FAIR

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          why do you keep posting selfies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This

      >This board is fricking garbage

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you keep posting selfies

    • 5 months ago
      Dunkaccino

      You don’t notice the difference because you’re not a zillachad. Now frick off and let us mourn our loss

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why do you keep posting selfies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      seriously answer my question

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Troonzilla, The Queer of All Dudesters

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >/pol/tards obsessed with trannies don't know this is a reference to the pink radiation from the original films

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My problem isn’t the color palette. It’s the fact that the cgi and character design looks like absolute dog shit
      T. OP

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Y-y-y-y-YOU SEE i-i-i-its just a LE hecking REFERENCE there's nothing suggestive about it at all hehehe....he

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It literally is, zoomer. Google it.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Troonzilla

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another kong protagonist movie
    americans love bbc and it shows

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saved

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      'Zilla says trans rights

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol

      ITS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMONK

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't like it when Godzilla gets lulzy power-ups, then you're not a true fan. This is probably gonna play out like Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla 74 where he gets his ass kicked in the first half, then somehow figures out how to turn his body into a giant electromagnet to use as his trump card in the final battle. Then he forgets about that power in the next movie where he rematches Mechagodzilla.

    • 5 months ago
      Dunkaccino

      Unironically has better effects than GxK

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you're not a true fan unless you like moronic nonsense from 29th spinoff movie!
      lol ok

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's right though. What makes you a bigger Godzilla fan than him whoa actually knows what he's talking about?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fact that I appreciate godzilla movies on their own merit and I dont try to impose arbitrary and ludicrous limits and what is and isnt a true fan?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The 29th spinoff movie was literally G2014 so yes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You are not a true fan if you don't want the franchise to go back to its mass produced cash crab garbage days again
      No I don't.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're making a Godzilla movie every year now between Toho and Legendary, so too late. Godzilla is Toho's cash cow that they will milk until the end of time.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >8 fricking years between Shin Godzilla and Minus One
          Next shit tier comparison please.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >2019 KOTM
            >2021 GvK
            >2023 GMO
            >2024 GxK
            The memedemic slowed them down somewhat, but they are clearly determined to put out a movie with the Godzilla name on it every year or two.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you're not a true fan unless you eat every bit of slop they throw at you!
      Even Star Wars fans stopped eating the crap when it jumped the shark.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >missed kek opportunity to put shit instead of slop
        Post still good though

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That only shows Godzilla has a stronger fanbase than Star Wars. Serves you right Jedishiters.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its still alive because of Shin Godzilla and Minus Ones tbh

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like he's inherited the colour out of space

    >yfw Godzilla vs Cthulhu

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That movie is garbage

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What was wrong with it? I thought Nic Cage was aptly breaking down into insanity as you'd expect for Lovecraft.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hedorah is scarier

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    -1.0 emasculated American Godzilla so bad he trooned out

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn Toho buck broke legendary THAT hard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he really said 🙂

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Pathetic"

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dude if the movie looks like shit, that means it’s like my heckin showa era films!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks glorious godzilla fanbase
      Now I fricking hate the showa era and will never take showa tards seriously ever again

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        See

        There’s a difference between Showa era soul and modern day slop. Stop shilling for legendary when this movie genuinely looks bad. I don’t mind Goji and Kong teaming up, but they feel weightless and ugly. Plus, the hot pink does not look good on Godzilla.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks based showa chad for keeping me from being mindbroken by the moronation of trannies I will never hate the showa era ever again

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think they wanted to take elements from Miregoji and the way Shin Godzilla lights up but now he's a pink nightmare

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      GxK comes out 2024, which will be the 20th anniversary of Godzilla 2000 Millennium, so it's obviously a tribute to Miregoji. If he does some sort of laser beam breath or dorsal fin energy burst attack, then that will be an obvious Shin Godzilla nod.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        *25th anniversary of G2K. It's the 20th anniversary of Final Wars, which was incredibly OTT and lulzy like this new movie seems to be. Maybe he will use the ultimate attack from Final Wars: The Burning G Spark Heat Ray.

  18. 5 months ago
    in all fields

    shit color palette
    shit villain
    shit cast
    shit characters
    shit plot
    shit monster designs

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    neverr thought I'd find myself asking this but..

    ..did we assume Godzilla's gender?

    • 5 months ago
      Dunkaccino

      >King
      He’s male. Mothra is the female one

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        New godzilla is now mothra's wife

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't Japanese actually call Godzilla 'it'?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry I'm just not following Cinemaphile anymore. Been on this board for over a decade now and I think I'm lost somewhere along the way.
    Why are there so much posts about trannies for this? What does Godzilla have anything remotely to even do with trannies? Am I that out of the loop now even though I'm only 31 years old?

    Seriously. What happened to this website?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sorry I'm just not following Cinemaphile anymore. Been on this board for over a decade now and I think I'm lost somewhere along the way.
      >Why are there so much posts about trannies for this? What does Godzilla have anything remotely to even do with trannies? Am I that out of the loop now even though I'm only 31 years old?

      >Seriously. What happened to this website?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >31
      >on Cinemaphile instead of a nursing retirement home
      Holy old man

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm only 31 years old?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 32. It's just the 20-somethings adopting /misc/ shit as their identity, so they need to assign political meaning to everything in life.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry about it. Zooms will zoom

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go outside and pay taxes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you here?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mental illness

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What does Godzilla have anything remotely to even do with trannies?

      Nothing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      godzilla is actually extremely popular amongst trannies for some reason.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm only 31 years old

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Am I that out of the loop now even though I'm only 31 years old?
      31 is pretty old in internet terms. I'm 32 and I don't "get" half the memes I see anymore. Plus, zoomer/black language is vastly different now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >even though I'm only 31 years old?
      Back to bed gramps

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      To everyone replying to this, remember:

      It'll happen to you too.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There’s a difference between Showa era soul and modern day slop. Stop shilling for legendary when this movie genuinely looks bad. I don’t mind Goji and Kong teaming up, but they feel weightless and ugly. Plus, the hot pink does not look good on Godzilla.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's to sell more toys. That's literally it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah there's a reason why Godzilla has three or four different transformations and color palettes in every movie now. Bandai needs more money.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But why pink. Literally any other color would’ve worked better

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the reason

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            this post made me suicidal

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You were a troony all along uh?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. What legendary did to Godzilla is enough to make an og fan suicidal

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                And all the have to do to fix it is just fricking recolor to something else.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Movie would still be dog shit that trailer looked terrible even ignoring Godzillas design.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Recolor wont do shit. They need to change his design and the stupid fricking plot

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Toho is extremely protective of Godzilla, and has to approve of every Godzilla design though. Toho even begrudgingly approved of the 1998 Godzilla design until that movie turned out to be a disaster.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally obsessed, you people are literally brain fricked over them

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            have memes gone too far?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Godzilla would never become a troony. His name is Godzilla not Satanzilla.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its a great satan production though (america)

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't Godzilla literally turn red/orange at the end of KoTM?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dougherty was completely unable to handle that screen ratio. Why would a franchise about giant monsters not go for as much verticality as possible?

            • 5 months ago
              Dunkaccino

              Yeah because he was on fire.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              He went Critical Mass Mode like in Unleashed

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GROOOAA-CK!

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whats worse in this movie?
      Gay Godzilla?
      Or minilla Black person edition?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Baby sneed

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        definitely the baby. every movie has to have a baby in it now to sell merchandise to the childless women.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everybody loves baby gorillas. In Japan, a gorilla troop always has more visitors when there is a baby.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This looks like a kids movie from China. We had more realistic looking apes in Planet of the Apes in 2014. A decade ago.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why it looks so bad? It's like it doesn't belong to this movie, like it's from an actual cgi cartoon.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They fricked up the sense of scale so hard all the kaiju scenes look like they came from a cartoon. I swear even the 98 series had more weight.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xir trooned out

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla could always run. What bothers me is the homosexual infinity gauntlet and him running AWAY from King Kong. Even when Kong won, it was hard fought and Godzilla slowly walked back to the sea. What is this shit with him running away? That's moronic and it's shaping up to look like capeshit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're not enemies dumb-dumb. They're both running toward the enemy.

      It's actually kind of more stupid.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait they're teamed up in this one? Okay that makes a little more sense then. I'm not big on the American Godzilla movies much so I'm not up to date on their take on lore.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give it to me straight Gojibros, is our boy an iguanodon?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can he give the thumb to the dumb?

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    HOW CAN IT BE REALISTIC WHEN THIS IS A CREATURE THAT DOES NOT AND CAN NOT EXIST YOU moron AAAAAAAAAAA

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must be the literal moron if you don't understand. You make it SELL realism, not make it 1:1 realistic, idiot. The fact that you couldn't intuit that means you probably are actually autistic.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >simply do something impossible
        okay dude

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Not every film is meant to be a nature documentary, Skinny Brian Cox

      KOTM gays mental breakdown

      • 5 months ago
        Dunkaccino

        This but unironically

        okay, godzilla now abides by the rules of gravity. he immediately collapses under his own weight and dies. great movie, kid.

        Okay this is bait. Why don’t they go ahead and just show him floating around then? Since apparently physics is fake and gay

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Okay this is bait. Why don’t they go ahead and just show him floating around then? Since apparently physics is fake and gay
          you are gay and moronic

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice now show Godzilla doing the same thing that isn't from the showa era or final wars cringe

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >people claim to be godzilla fans that were cool with shit like this
            >people claim to be godzilla fans complaining about the human plots that always sucked
            >GUYS GODZILLA IS BEING A GODZILLA MOVIE FRICKING STOP WHY ISNT THIS LIKE MY CAPESHIT
            Zoomers who never saw the originals and sit here crying about special effects or basic Godzilla movie staples need to just shut the frick up.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              What's wrong with it?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >who never saw the originals
              (You) never saw the original

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I did. And that's why I'm not crying about special effects when for decades it was puppets and guys in a cheap suit. Yet here Black folk are crying like Godzilla was ever more than it was. It's an excuse to see big monsters frick shit up. Stop crying about nonsense. It just outs you as the biggest zoomer morons.

          • 5 months ago
            Dunkaccino

            Holy shit you’re dumb. These Godzilla movies didn’t take themselves seriously. They had Godzilla dancing around and putting on fricking sunglasses. Monsterverse movies are supposed to be serious, that’s why it’s laughable how shit it looks.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah yes the very serious movie known as "Godzilla vs Kong"

              • 5 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                >Monsterverse movies are supposed to be serious

                They’re not parody movies or supposed to be comedic you absolute fricking morons. Monsterverse Godzilla has never been shown doing silly gags.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't have to be realistic either btw, just want to mention that part too

              • 5 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                Here’s a movie for you where animals act like humans bro. Enjoy

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice, a film that doesn't take itself seriously. Just like Godzilla.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                2014 did take itself as seriously as possible for a movie about a giant lizard. That’s why it’s good

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well then have a nice day, ig.

                2014 would be good if human plot was so fricked up. That stupid soldier and His journey was so unbelievable that even now I'm still pissed off.

                Still more interesting than deaf b***h who is spiritually connected to kong

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol grow up

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                2014 would be good if human plot was so fricked up. That stupid soldier and His journey was so unbelievable that even now I'm still pissed off.

              • 5 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                Ford was kino. I don’t give two fricks if it was plot convenient that he ended up where Godzilla was. He was more likeable than all of the new characters combined.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Best in the legenshitseries

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree. It's even more apparent after seeing GvK. I appreciate it a lot more.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not good. It's mogged by Shin and Minus One that both took themselves seriously while still being unrealistic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shin was so fricking boring I almost fell asleep.

              • 5 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                And according to you no movie takes itself seriously because it’s not realistic, right?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not what I said, work on your fallacies.

              • 5 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                You’ve been crying because godzilla fans don’t want to see him running and crawling around like a giant puppy, because it doesn’t fit his fricking character, but ok.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                One of the best Godzilla movies pure cheer SHOWA ERA KINO

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i can prove you wrong all day buddy

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                HOW CAN THIS LIZARD BE AS TALL AS THE BUILDINGS? OH FRICK MY REALSIM OH NOOOOOOO

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It looks like shit

              • 5 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                Yeah and GVK wasn’t a good movie because of shit like this. The scene where he’s crawling around like a dog is laughable.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                so what exactly is your point here? you keep flip flopping.

              • 5 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                No I don’t tard. I’ve said since the beginning of the thread that monsterverse jumped the shark by making Godzilla look and act like a goofball.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hate GVK because they pull shit out of the pocket without any reasonable explanation. For frick sake, Futurians in Godzilla vs King Ghidorah and time travels were more believable than hollow earth and technology that humans pulled out of ass.

                This. The hollow earth subplot is absolute trash

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hate GVK because they pull shit out of the pocket without any reasonable explanation. For frick sake, Futurians in Godzilla vs King Ghidorah and time travels were more believable than hollow earth and technology that humans pulled out of ass.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Monsterverse movies are supposed to be serious

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Monsterverse movies give up on being serious and forsaken any logic in Godzilla vs Kong.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They were though. KOTM blew that right off

                They were never serious. G2014 ripped the cutaway to an annoying toddler gag right from Jurassic Park III with Godzilla's first battle against the male MUTO.

                its pointless because youre going to watch them on your phone in a brightly lit room and say you cant see shit

                Because only trannies spam webms on this board. G14 is not appealing to trannies in any form

                Cope, seethe, etc.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes original Godzilla, hesei series, Godzilla 2000, GMK and G14 don't exist. Only showa moronation, final wars cringe and legendary slop

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's your point? All of those movies have gags except for 1954, and none of them attempt to be realistic except for 2014. Watch the movies.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >none of them attempt to be realistic except for 2014
                Godzilla 1985

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's giant sea louses and plenty of future tech in that movie like the Super X and Soviet nukes getting launched from space. Godzilla also has a bird brain and an heroes into a volcano because of magnets.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I got some incredible news for you, we can launch nukes from space.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                nukes ain't real

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Prove it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                have you ever seen one?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, in Dr. Strangelove.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I watched them, they all attempted a heavy serious tone and atmosphere except for space godzilla. And them all tried to be ground when it comes to the monsters and their impact on society. Godzilla vs King Guidorah even has a dramatic scene involving a former veteran that met Godzilla before he mutated.

                The fact you people keep acting like Godzilla was never serious/dark or cant be taken seriously is completely insane for me. You guys better be doing this just for the sake of shilling because otherwise you should really consider killing yourselves

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shin Godzilla and Minus One don't exist also.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They were though. KOTM blew that right off

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                KOTM was partially ok in that regard, they went full moron in Godzilla vs Kong.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't believe in black midgets but I expect them to follow the rules of gravity when they're in movies.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        okay, godzilla now abides by the rules of gravity. he immediately collapses under his own weight and dies. great movie, kid.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          realismbros....we have response..

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would be better than anything you can think of.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          realismbros....we have response..

          He obviously has hollow bones like a bird, but they are still extremely strong due to nuclear mutation. DUH

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      G14 Goji is very well animated too. Granted. Its the only good legendary godzilla movie

      [...]
      Not every film is meant to be a nature documentary, Skinny Brian Cox

      >simply do something impossible
      okay dude

      No but unironically how

      okay, godzilla now abides by the rules of gravity. he immediately collapses under his own weight and dies. great movie, kid.

      Why can’t you shills just admit the cgi looks like shit?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only part that was bad was his weird walk cycle, and the circling shot in the plane. Otherwise it was perfectly well, don't tell me you think it looks any worse than what Legendary just showed off?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think he meant Minus One, but yeah Godzilla's walk was the only thing that took me a bit out of it. I could just see his legs rotating on a pivot point.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          this has nothing to do with the quality of the CGI. which for the record has only gotten worse with each movie.

          It looks fine

          Cause they cant screetch about suspense of disbelief on that one

          No it doesn’t you fat monkeys. Even the OG Godzilla looks more realistic than this. And believe it or not realism is what sells these movies. People like to see what the world would look like if big monsters existed. When they add the hollow earth troony thanos elements it loses its main appeal

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Realistic
            What does that fricking mean if these things don't even exist

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Someone post the Alfred Hitchwiener meme.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Neither do dinosaurs but again, jurassic park does a decent job making them look realistic

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dinosaurs did exist though

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                In modern times? Stop being a queer with your straw arguments

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop being queer.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dinosaurs exists. We're able to see how they operated based on the skeletons being discovered every day. Godzilla does not, and will not ever exist.

                Trannies can’t even properly defend their shitty movie so they just have to use semantics.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >le semantics
                Dinosaurs existed. Godzilla is made up. Sorry lil bro.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dinosaurs exists. We're able to see how they operated based on the skeletons being discovered every day. Godzilla does not, and will not ever exist.

                >le semantics
                Dinosaurs existed. Godzilla is made up. Sorry lil bro.

                Godzilla IS a dinosaur you wiener sucking roaches

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dinosaurs exists. We're able to see how they operated based on the skeletons being discovered every day. Godzilla does not, and will not ever exist.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ''Accurate'' dinosaur will not ever exist. You will never see a fluffy feathered gay raptor walking around.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mmkay. If the movie is not supposed to be serious, I demand a godzilla and mothra sex scene

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You need to have a nice day

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was referring to KOTM gays

            Cause they cant screetch about suspense of disbelief on that one

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this has nothing to do with the quality of the CGI. which for the record has only gotten worse with each movie.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It looks fine

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cause they cant screetch about suspense of disbelief on that one

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    G14 Goji is very well animated too. Granted. Its the only good legendary godzilla movie

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HOW CAN IT BE REALISTIC WHEN THIS IS A CREATURE THAT DOES NOT AND CAN NOT EXIST YOU moron AAAAAAAAAAA

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but unironically how

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Not every film is meant to be a nature documentary, Skinny Brian Cox

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >okay, godzilla now abides by the rules of gravity. he immediately collapses under his own weight and dies. great movie, kid.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no one has mentioned the fact that the human characters are all insufferable

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are people seriously arguing about realism in a movie about gigantic monkeys and lizards

    Come on Cinemaphile

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk there's people that argue about the psychology and simbolism of a movie about a guy dressed up like a bat hunting a guy dressed up like a clown. How's that any different from discussing a monster movie?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not, it's just silly. Silly people.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not but only about 25% of the people who post here actually want to discuss film/tv the other 75% just come to seethe and b***h about politics or tell everyone else that everything they're discussing is pointless and childish to feel momentarily superior in their pointless lives. 🙂

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People ITT defending Monsterverse garbage just because they hate science

    Never live long enough to become the villain...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You were always the villain, don't get it twisted

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't defend capeshit.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah yeah, shut up

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good one.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Want to hear another? Your weight.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your face.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the Americans made him fat so they could relate to him better

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Top tier post
      >And now they made him trans
      Amerimutts cant catch a break

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We ignored the red flags from the first subpar sequel.
    Thats what "happened"

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realismgays got dunked on HARD itt

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Samegayging. You’re the only one defending the slop that is gxk

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Make dinosaurs gay in real life
    >make them gay in the movies too
    >wtf why does everyone support Hamas?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      seethe

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kong fans are delusional

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf Godzilla is made for BBC now?

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Realismgays got dunked on HARD itt

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kaiju fans are the most cringe morons on the face of the earth so I'd say they deserve this.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do us all a favor and have a nice day

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla fandom has become beyond moronic so yeah I agree with you, they deserve this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We’ve been infiltrated by plebbit skull island fanboys.

  42. 5 months ago
    OP

    Why did this thread get infiltrated by so many trannies and shills holy frick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they’re here to support the current thing even if it sucks monkey balls

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile is populated by shills and trannies what did you expect?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does any board suffer from troony infestation as much as this one?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would say Cinemaphile is much worse. Cinemaphile is kinda tame in comparison

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone complains about /misc/ taking over but i only ever see leftist trannies shitting up threads… or hunter shaffer posting

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Trannies see one anon not worshiping the current thing and they act like the whole board is being raided by nazi germany.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla beats bullies what d'you expect?

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Posts complaining about realism suddenly stop
    It was a samegay all along

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's always one obsessive sperg who shits up boards.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's always one obsessive sperg who shits up boards.

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one on the right is Space Godzilla.

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