>Goes camping in Alaska in September.
>Sets up camp in a place called the “Grizzly Maze “.
>Pitches his tent literally on a bear trail.
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He escaped the wagie cage.
Rather wage away and die old in my soiled diapers than wake up in the middle of the night with a grizzly bear eating me from the toes up.
and he's still done more with his life than you have
He died in excruciating agony and his only legacy is being regarded as a moron.
and what did you do?
I jacked off 10 times one day
I have had sex with over 80 women.
Well I'm making an indie film right now and will hopefully be remembered for my art instead of being eaten by a bear lol
What's the plot?
A man is eaten by a bear (found footage, ending is audio only)
Seen it. What else ya got?
A bear is eaten by a man (found footage, ending is video only)
A civilized bear is eaten alive by a wild man.
>do
i suppose you believe those who are incaple of "doing", by virtue of mental, physical or spiritual limitations are somehow worthless or merely worth less? what a horrible way to view the world, that in order to matter one must "do" something. to believe that people only deserve love and acceptance through some kind of suffering/attainment assessment
something other than getting mauled
not get eaten alive by a dangerous and entirely feral carnivore
His legacy is being a cautionary tale to others by virtue of an insanely violent and gruesome death What kind of accomplishment is that?
how much of a fricking moron are you, do you think he made the movie?
poor moron delusional idiot
No he hasn't
You're fricking mentally ill if you think he accomplished anything other than getting him and his girlfriend killed. Also frick herzog for telling that b***h to destroy the tape. Should have been a warning to idiots like you
if Herzog found it so disturbing as to want it destroyed, I trust his judgement.
Couldn't even finish his documentary on death row inmates, was too dark.
>Couldn't even finish his documentary on death row inmates, was too dark.
Does it get good, I got bored
Thus the irony of being mauled to death by his gf instead
death comes where you least expect it
he wanted to see bears. he saw bears. he succeeded.
I heard he was closeted gay. Is it true?
He was clearly a repressed homosexual and was probably sexually abused as kid. He was really a damaged person.
I never really found him as hilarious as a lot of other people. He was just so obviously screwed up mentally that it made it all less humorous than if he was in his right mind and believed all this stuff
He had multiple gfs and sex with them, at the very least he was bisexual.
So does Seth McFarland
He wanted to take his love for the grizzlies to the next level.
He wanted to become one with the bear. To relieve his backed up love into their furry cuddly bodies.. his zoophile soul could not be sated any longer.
That day he had dangled his fleshy manhood to the starving bear as it passed.. the ultimate fantasy, a bear blowjob.
The bear tasted his manhood, he rolled his eyes back as he enjoyed the sweet taboo nectar. Then came the teeth.
The hungry hungry bear began to feast upon him, as he was pinned down by the crotch. He was eaten by the crotch upwards.
He became one with the bear.
>hes right behind me isnt he...
owari da! shineeee
it was worth it for the kino
>the recording
It's not real moron
>we'll never hear the audio tape
we could get AI to make one , we know the content and have plebty of recordingd of his/her vocie and bears
Did the bears sense something wrong with him? Or were they just conveniently not hungry when he chilled with the bears?
he was the grizzly man
why would a grizzly bear kill the grizzly man?
it was the gf making a sadistic recording, his bear chum took revenge.
YOLO
Wish they’d release the actual audio
This documentary is so comfy. This dude was fricking hilarious talking to wild grizzlies like they’re puppies. They said he got some of the greatest grizzly footage ever simply because no one else would get that close to them.
he had a death wish. he was a manic depressive failed actor who wanted to literally be at one with nature.
>Faced no repercussions
Bear bros keep winning
man bear cubs are so fricking cute
and they grow up to be literal monsters
>Chases bears
>Kicks bear cubs for sport
>Eats all the berries
>Steps on grizzly tails on purpose while pretending it was an accident
>A bear finally snaps at him
>OH WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M BEING EATEN WOOOOW OW OW OWWW
>So moronic Herzog deletes his save data to save him from further embarrassment
what a tool
For me, it's that one vagrant who rode out to the middle of bumfrick Alaska and died in a gay rusted out bus because he was too stupid to find food.
i do remember two funny girls going alone in Morocco, ISIS times.
there are some sounds records. true sounds records.
Awww look he's smiling
>grizzly starts munchin
*why can't we be friends starts playing*
He was an addict who transferred his addiction from drugs to adrenaline.
Mr. Chocolate did nothing wrong.