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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever made this really thought Goku stands a chance against Thanos wielding the Infinity Gauntlet.

    Think about that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they only saw the MCU.
      Comic Thanos with the gauntlet just simply wishes Goku out of existence.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Goku > Superman
        >Superman > All Avengers
        >All Avengers > Thanos
        >Thanos > Goku
        ????????

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao superman would kick gokus ass

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            superman doesnt have bullshit anime powers tho

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              superman can literally turn back time by flying reverse around the planet
              he once tied hundreds of planets together with a galactic chain and pulled them through space
              he has absorbed entire supernovas
              he can stop time, has unlimited wishes, can instantly alter the laws of the universe (such as removing gravity)
              he literally cannot die, because Death cannot stop him
              how many times has goku died? like 50?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >superman can literally turn back time by flying reverse around the planet
                >he once tied hundreds of planets together with a galactic chain and pulled them through space
                >he has absorbed entire supernovas
                >he can stop time, has unlimited wishes, can instantly alter the laws of the universe (such as removing gravity)
                >he literally cannot die, because Death cannot stop him
                >how many times has goku died? like 50?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, I Accept Your Concession.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Thanks, I Accept Your Concession.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Thanks, I Accept Your Concession.

                ...Do us a favor and denounce the Talmud, will you?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                im not american, nor israelite, nor black.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure. When Gaza bombed Israel nearly every troll vanished from Cinemaphile for a day and a half.
                >im not american, nor israelite, nor black.
                Easy way to prove that middle one. Denounce the books that say Jesus is burning in shit.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i am one of the guys who usually calls out israel in these threads, so frick you, frick the talmud, frick israel, frick you again, and mostly; frick the israelites.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                God what a ridiculous character, why did the kryptonians collectively job to one? And if their technology was as advanced as it was, how is the universe not riddled with these gods?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Space is a big place

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They were experiencing a civilization collapse before Supes was sent to Earth. All their territory basically shrunk down to just Krypton. Then Krypton died.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you fear the most.. a man that cannot die because someone else won't let him.. or a man that has died 50 times and comes back stronger every time

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goku's punches almost tore the universe apart and that was 3 transformation ago

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't know who that queer is, but Superman is only "stronger" because his power has no rules or logic to follow because he's written by thousands of israeli writers over the last 100 years, whereas Goku was written by a single Japanese autist in one single story, two if you count GT (nobody counts Super).

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Battle of the Gods is a Z movie.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmao this b***h jobs to CHADzilla

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                EVERYONE rightfully jobs to CHADzilla. Except humans with a mazer.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >superman can literally turn back time
                >by flying reverse
                >flying reverse

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >lmao superman would kick gokus ass
            No since got rape by Russians

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, Goku would kick israeliteperman's ass with a little green rock. lol

            https://i.imgur.com/UcDglgA.jpg

            GOKU NO!!!!!

            Goku would beat Thanos.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Superman was bodied by the Avengers in one of the best comics ever written.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            what is this from and why should i read it?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              JLA/Avengers. It's a canon universal battle between Marvel and DC.
              If you like stories, you should read it because it's respectful, well-written, and actually pretty wholesome.
              If you don't like stories, you should read it because it shits on Death Battle in every way possible.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >why should i read it?
              Two words: George Perez.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Batman keeping up with Cap
            ffs, also;

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Superman beats magic

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not an actual weakness, it's more just that he *can* be hurt by it, not like it's super-effective.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            what is this from and why should i read it?

            JLA/Avengers. It's a canon universal battle between Marvel and DC.
            If you like stories, you should read it because it's respectful, well-written, and actually pretty wholesome.
            If you don't like stories, you should read it because it shits on Death Battle in every way possible.

            Incorrect. The page of Batman and Captain America fighting there is from the Marvel vs DC In the event the two universes are represented by two "brothers" who notice eachother and become jealous so they have all the heroes fight vaguely similar ones from the other universe.

            Problem is the whole event was scripted. Some fights are determined by fan votes (and honestly, those sucked.) but they had it set up so that even if every fight determined by votes was a win by one company, the other company would lose all the scripted fights so that it would end in a draw and the two universes would merge. The real prize was whoever won the voted contest would get the legal rights to the resulting merged universe and "Access" a very short-lived comic about a guy who could travel to both universes. It was fun, but the entire premise of his comic was every year someone from one universe would get stuck in the other and he'd have to enlist the help of heroes from both to get them back home.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              the page of captain america and batman fighting is from jla/avengers

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >whole event was scripted
              how do you think comics are made

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Power is relative. This is specially true in comic books.

          Superman gets beaten by Metallo, but Green Lantern can obliterate Metallo. Superman in turn, can beat 300 GLs.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            this why all comic gays are gays irl

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There was a third Death Battle recently and Superman bodied Goku again.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            didnt they run out of bullshit to powerscale with Dragon Ball? I thought goku surpassed Berus already and the only thing stronger than him was Zeno

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >didnt they run out of bullshit to powerscale with Dragon Ball?
              Well, Vegeta lost to Thor too. Comics are just too OP in their scaling.
              >I thought goku surpassed Berus
              Don't think so. Maybe Gohan has.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Which is how you know that Death Battle is moronic

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              cope

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I cope by denying them clicks
                I win

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Death Battle is owned by Warner Brothers FYI

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              See [...] for the reason why

              >HURR DURR WARNER OWNS DEATHBATTLE THEREFORE ALL DC CHARACTERS WIN IN DEATHBATTLE
              Explain these losses then
              Batman lost to Spider-man
              Batman lost to Black Panther
              Batman lost to Iron Man
              Deathstroke lost to Deadpool
              Bane lost to Venom
              Lex Luthor lost to Iron Man
              Lex Luthor lost to Dr. Doom
              Lobo lost to Ghost Rider
              Batgirl lost to Spider Gwen
              Aquaman lost to Sponge Bob
              Martian Manhunter lost to Silver Surfer

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Superman is their marquee character and he's got a movie coming out which Warner is betting the farm on. They won't let him lose to an anime character. People need to go see the movie so they can watch the guy who can beat Goku!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Batman can't beat heroes with actual powers or superior tech
                What a concession!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's the thing, he can. He is in possession of several mechs that can destroy the Justice League.
                It's just that, at a random encounter, he doesn't have anything that can match Spider-Man or BP physically, and with the aid of a mech, Iron Man still has better equipment including a literal God-buster.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw getting the T2 tech set in DCUO

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Aquaman lost to Sponge Bob
                Seems like a popularity contest to me, specially because they based that win on some aislated gag whose old enough to go drinking.

                That episode didnt make me drop Deathrattle though, it was the terribly animated Jason v Michael from last year

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            they did admit at the end that Goku could defeat pretty much any incarnation of Superman other than the main continuity one who has like 100 years worth of power and speed feats. i don't think they scaled Goku correctly either. combining Ultra Instinct with Kaioken was a lowball. if they were gonna go with implied possibilities from the manga, they should've combined it with Super Saiyan Blue. Whis has more or less stated UI isn't incompatible with transformations since it in itself is a technique and not a traditional transformation. instead of
            >Base Goku x MUI Susanoo x Kaioken
            they should've used
            >Base Goku x MUI Susanoo x Super Saiyan Blue

            Kaioken is what, 20x your base power level? maybe 100x if you REALLY push it? Super Saiyan Blue is 5,000,000x your base power level. no way MUI Susanoo multiplied by 5 million isn't enough to *at least* reduce Superman to a state where he incapable of continuing and loses consciousness. i'm not buying it. lol

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the main continuity one
              the one in this? because this superman feels weaker than krillin.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                My mom is stronger than krillin.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Death Battle

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Correct, and they didn't use composite Superman either. Silver Age Supe could sneeze galaxies away and would destroy Goku with even more ease.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          We're talking about Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet.
          Thanos with the gauntlet killed literally the entire avengers team, plus Cyclops, Spiderman, and a few other people whose names I'm forgetting.
          Thanos with the gauntlet was literally a god. He only lost because of his overconfidence.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whoever made this really thought Goku stands a chance against Thanos wielding the Infinity Gauntlet.

            Think about that.

            >Implying that goku wouldn't destroy him in 1 shot before thanos could even react.
            Remember that individuals with 0.000000000000001% of gokus speed and power got their licks in against this guy.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cyclops isnt part of the MCU moron
            >muh co....
            this is Cinemaphile moron

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Follow the conversation moron. We were literally talking about the comics.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                stick to your containment board homosexual

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Says teh guy literally defending an anime character.
                Why don't you go back to >>>Cinemaphile homosexual.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            he lost because he wanted to lose as explained by adam warlock who peered into his soul. that said thanos with the full gauntlet was more powerful than the total sum of the universe's functions including death, eternity, galactus, the in betweener and so on. even nebula with the gauntlet was more powerful than the abstracts and she was an idiot

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Thanos with the gauntlet was literally a god
            You say this like fighting gods is a new thing for Goku. It's not. It's Tuesday.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shazam would mog all of them

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goku would resist it like the destroyer attacks

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't resist no longer existing.

          Goku is not from the marvel universe therefore stones that control the marvel universe would have no effect on him he is outside their power

          This is the dumbest cope I've ever read.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Infinity Stones/Gems only work in the universe they're from. There's a Justice League/Avengers crossover where Darkseid gets all the gems, and they do nothing, because they're in the DC universe.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              One of the only instances of a crossover event actually being referenced later in both universes (Marvel and DC). The gems only working in their native universe comes specifically from this crossover.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fabric glove
                Weird

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The glove has no special powers on its own.
                Its just a glove that Thanos put the gems in.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it's just funny to think of it as a soft glove instead of a hard gauntlet. A dainty gold chain glove with big inset gem s

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Darkseid always goes for comfort when he has the chance.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                is he reading mein kampf

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is one reason I like Darkseid more than Thanos. Darkseid is a God and knows it. Thanos pretends to be a "God of Death" because he's simping for a lady who Deadpool fricks on the reg.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Darkseid gets all the gems, and they do nothing, because they're in the DC universe
              lmao get fricked you big black b***h

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not even just Goku, several characters in DB have the feat of resisting getting erased from existence.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've never seen that happen so I'll assume its Super and therefore not canon.

              The Infinity Stones/Gems only work in the universe they're from. There's a Justice League/Avengers crossover where Darkseid gets all the gems, and they do nothing, because they're in the DC universe.

              Yes but since Goku is handing the gem to Thanos we have to assume they are in the Marvel universe and therefore Goku immediately dies.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, so you essentially concede, but pretend not to. Curious how Super, the linear CANON continuation, doesn't count, but when we talk abouta comic character you can cite every different version by every different author. Always the same with marvel rats.
                Summary: Goku TANKS the gauntlet. Not that Thanos would even really have the chance to use it. Goku is simply too strong. Too fast. WEAKnos the cucked has no chance.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Goku TANKS the gauntlet. Not that Thanos would even really have the chance to use it
                Tranime cope right there. Goku is not faster than the speed of thought.
                And you can't tank being erased from existence.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frieza did.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Multiple characters have done it in dragon ball.

                Try again.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And you can't tank being erased from existence
                Vegeta, Goku and Frieza have all literally tanked being erased at an existential level kek

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Super is canon. Kick and scream all you want esl.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            no it's not you're just a moron that doesn't understand what the Infinity Stones actually are and what they do.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its Gems and I know exactly what they do because i've read the comics.
              When you have all of them you are literally a god.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                in the marvel universe and they only hold sway over creatures that originate from the marvel universe you fricking moron you obviously didn't read the comics.

                does your butthole ever get jealous of the shit that flies out of your mouth?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they only hold sway over creatures that originate from the marvel universe
                You better post proof of that. Because that is never said even in the JLA/Avengers crossover comic that was posted in this thread.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                really then why doesn't the Infinity Stones work against Galactus because Galactus is not from that universe where those Infinity Stones originate Galactus is a creature from the previous universe

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can confirm that in the original Infinity Saga, Thanos successfully used the gems against Galactus

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can confirm that in the original Infinity Saga, Thanos successfully used the gems against Galactus

                Theseus’s Ship situation
                He had consumed so much of this universe’s cosmos that he became a new being - bit by bit
                In this sense he was a new being of this universe

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goku is not from the marvel universe therefore stones that control the marvel universe would have no effect on him he is outside their power

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanos isn’t from the DBU therefore Ki has no effect on him

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          In Marvel v DC, Darkseid gets his hands on the gauntlet and it does nothing outside its own universe; this doesn't mean a visitor to the MU is immune however

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol no, Goku is best friends with Yahve himself, no wishing him away like that.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, he's best friends with Mr. Satan. He's losing.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, this dumbo moron is in his corner. Goku is safe from wish glove.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanos would not use some underhanded strategy against Goku. This is because he is a lot like Goku. He would give Goku a legit chance unless he was about to be obliterated.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        Thanos enjoyed fighting enemies at just above their power levels even when he had the fully-charged gauntlet. Thanos always did it for attention.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the Infinity Gauntlet story he just uses hacks to instantly beat the toughest heroes who come at him

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Darkseid = Dr Doom >>>>>>>> Thanos

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe goku calvo can win vs infinity gauntlet thanos.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The soiest first post all day.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, but not a counter-argument

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they only saw the MCU.
      Comic Thanos with the gauntlet just simply wishes Goku out of existence.

      Maybe... Your thinking that Thanos has the time... To wish

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goku is not faster than the speed of thought.
        Thanos doesn't have to say the line "I wish" or snap his fingers. He just has to think and it happens.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          First he would need to see goku to know that he's coming for him, if goku is aware of the danger thanos poses, he'll simply undo thanos before he can even comprehend that his life is in danger.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >First he would need to see goku to know that he's coming for him
            homosexual he just gave Thanos the final gem. Look at OP.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          thoughts are literally transmitted by electrical signals between neurons, goku is faster than the speed of light and therefore is literally faster than thought
          in ultra instinct his body doesn't even wait for his thoughts to react to threats

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ... he is like a thousand times faster than the speed of light. He recently traveled through the entire universe in seconds.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're thinking of Gas I'm pretty sure

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I assumed it was making fun of Goku for being a moron and giving the infinity gem to Thanos and not realizing that it would frick him over.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He could.
      >*Thanos attempts to snap*
      >*Goku instant transmissions before the fingers snap and instantly kills him*
      Easy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >*Thanos attempts to snap*
        He doesn't need to snap his fingers to use the power of the gauntlet. That's for dramatic effect.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >does something for dramatic effect
          >dies because of it
          Sad!

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dies because of it
            Goku can't beat Thanos with the gauntlet.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes he can
              /thread

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't /thread your own post you fricking newbie.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's not my post you silly idiot

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goku isn't faster than thought tho

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He actually probably is. Goku was travelling faster than light in Dragon Ball with a power level less than 1000. His power level in Super is probably incalculable now. Even setting aside Super because it's dumb, Goku at the end of Z is already incomprehensibly strong compared to anyone in DC. Thought happens at the speed neurons are allowed to connect to each other, which is a question of the speed of electricity. Goku was already mogging electricity back in DB

          There was a third Death Battle recently and Superman bodied Goku again.

          The nerdy sweatbeards who make this stuff are the kinds of guys who have grown up reading superman from the word go. Those kinds of people simply will NEVER admit Superman can lose despite the evidence mounted against them because they are entrenched in the idea that superman gets writer's fiat because of some conceptual idea of what he is. It doesn't matter what you say or do or prove against them, they will always say superman wins

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Those kinds of people simply will NEVER admit Superman can lose
            Oh the irony.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Goku at the end of Z is already incomprehensibly strong compared to anyone in DC.
            You clearly have no idea how moronicly op DC characters can get.
            Goku has high energy output, but he isn't super durable inherently unless directly taking advantage of ki, nor is he strong enough to carry planets around or lift books of infinite pages.
            He has been bruised by bullets in his regular form, and can't even breathe in space.
            Pure physical strength aside, someone like the Flash could just turn Goku into a statue by either syphoning all of his inherent speed, or moving so incomprehensibly fast that he'd never realize what was happening, on top of hitting him with an infinite mass punch. When you consider Superman can emulate that punch too, things start shifting too heavily in his favor.
            And this isn't even counting the multiple casters, telepaths or matter manipulators that Goku simply has no answer to.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Goku would learn the Infinite Mass punch after seeing it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he didn't watch the show
              this happened because he just did the kaioken + blue thing for the first time and his body and energy flow got all fricked up for a while, it's like saying that goku couldn't beat android 19 while he was having a heart attack so he's weaker than him. And goku is above time (because jiren also is which he showed by scaping the hit's time prison casually) AKA has infinite speed and shook the realm of void by just fighting jiren (an infinite realm outside all universes) without mentioning how while being only in god form and the beggining of super he almost destroyed the macrocosm (which is way bigger than the regular universe as it includes heaven/hell and the god realm) as fricking collateral damage from fighting beerus, hell if you REALLY want to wank him you could say that heaven and hell in dragon ball are higher dimensions than the mortal realm and him destroying the macrocosm is a 4 or 5d feat

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daizenshu confirmed that Goku is faster than "instant". Goku fought in the middle of an instant transmission, and Granolah is directly stated to be faster than instant too. Goku speedblitzes Thanos before he can even think up any action in his brain. Thanos was getting clobbered by Hulk even when he had the Infinity Gauntlet on, his reaction speed and durability sucks ass. Goku wouldn't even flinch from any of the attacks that were knocking him around.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thanos was getting clobbered by Hulk
        Yet Hulk is the one who died.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cherrypicking Black person ignores the context of the post
          If Thanos was really that strong he wouldn't even feel Hulk's punches and he'll have reaction speed to see him coming. Fricking manlet Frieza would have tanked those hits without even budging and yawn in his face. Goku obliterates Thanos before Thanos' brain can fire neurons to decide on what action to do. He could even just yank the gauntlet away or shatter it just like he shattered the potaras with his attacks.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If Thanos was really that strong he wouldn't even feel Hulk's punches
            Have you not read the Infinity Gauntlet?
            Thanos literally depowered himself during the fight with Earth's heroes to give them a sporting chance.
            He still kills every single one then repowers himself and takes out every single godlike entity in the Marvel Universe.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He still kills every single one then repowers himself and takes out every single godlike entity in the Marvel Universe.
              Finally, sounds like someone who could give Broly a decent warmup.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fricking Raditz tanked the same moon-destroying attack from Piccolo without even getting knocked back or flinching. Why the frick is Thanos flinching at Hulk's attacks, he shouldn't even feel them even if he's not amped. The fact that he's getting knocked around even by Drax + other weak jobbers, and his reaction speeds being asscheeks is actually consistent. Meanwhile Goku is canonically faster than instant and would shatter the gauntlet just from the AOE of his attacks, like how his ki attack vaporized the potaras even though those weren't his specific target. Thanos cannot react to Goku and would get speedkilled before his brain even registers on what to do against Goku.

              (Keep in mind even Jobgeta can resist reality erasure. The technique that completely erases anyone physically, spiritually and temporally. Goku wouldn't be bothered by the gauntlet at all and Thanos is too slow to even use it.)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Read the Infinity Gauntlet comics.
                I'm not replying to the rest of your spiel because you are uneducated.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Already did. In fact debunking Marvel/DC feats is something I used to regularly do on Cinemaphile. It's hilarious how the kryptonite of comic characters is proper context. You literally just need to read the comics to see how weak and overhyped these characters are. Also anyone can read the chain of replies and see you're failing to refute anything and are just running away like a pussy.

                > Keep in mind even Jobgeta can resist reality erasure.
                Gonna need a source on this

                Fight against moronic mustached God of Destruction in which he punched through Hakai. Also arguing this doesn't matter anyway since Goku would kill Thanos before Thanos can even move or think, he's too slow.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Already did
                No you didn't.
                Not reading the rest of your uneducated post.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but I read them and you got BTFO

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NTA
                Yes you are. And you didn't read them.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not and I did, now explain your reasoning or take the L

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >explain your reasoning
                Read the thread. I'm not reiterating myself to people that worship tranime.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                On behalf of the other anon, I accept your concession

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cringe

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                > Keep in mind even Jobgeta can resist reality erasure.
                Gonna need a source on this

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you don't know what you're talking about. an incomplete infinity gauntlet can override "reality erasure" as you call it and can most certainly warp goku's bones into rubber or his entire body into crystal or simply seal him like he did the cosmic abstracts. thanos wrestling drax exploded an entire planet, and drax plunges into stars and destroys them by ripping their cores apart. thanos survived getting sucked into the singularity of a black hole with a reach of 2 light years and the bloody thing collapsing in on itself. i'm not gonna attempt to calculate any of that but don't pretend the scope of their characters aren't similar. thanos' ability to survive in outer space by itself makes him more capable than goku

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, planet busting? Yamcha tier.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                yamcha would die if someone destroyed the planet

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Depending on how pissed off he is, Hulk can cause earthquakes with his steps and has even punched through reality itself. I don't think speed will be enough here for Goku but I also doubt he can generate the same kind of power up close unless he's charging up, which would require time.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hulk is stronger than goku

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hulk can't even beat Superman, he tried 3 times.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Very few can, unless they have access to kryptonite or certain types of radiation

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          spoilers

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Consider - Goku would t sneak attack Thanos because he wants a fair fight

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      assuming both characters were in a blood lust state where they'd both go for the kill instead of dragging the fight out, DBS Goku would kill Thanos before his Afterimage disappeared. Kakarot might as well be the Reverse Flash as far as Thanos' speed feats are concerned. he wouldn't be able to raise his hand before Goku was point-blank ready to erase every molecule in his body from existence with a Kamehameha. fricking Gotenks was faster than light during the Buu Saga, Heaters Arc Goku is probably 10,000x faster than that. he shrugged off an attack equivalent to being thrown into a black hole during the Universe Survival tournament, and that was pre-Susanoo Goku.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanos with the gauntlet is literally a god. He'd know what Goku was going to do before he would even do it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          a God's handler has been Goku's sparring partner and mentor for like 7 arcs now. Goku was trading blows with a God that threatened to unravel their entire reality during Battle of Gods before Goku learned Blue much less UI or MUI.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Goku was trading blows with a God that threatened to unravel their entire reality during Battle of Gods before Goku learned Blue much less UI or MUI.
            it annoys the everliving frick out of me that one of the reasons Superman beat Goku in their Death Battle was because someone decided to scale their universe destroying feats based on the individual sizes of their universes - and they gave Superman the edge cause their universe and by extension the one he can destroy in one punch is bigger than Dragon Ball's. the universe is infinite and ever-expanding, what kinda moronic horseshit is scaling destructive feats based on the size of an infinite and ever-expanding destructible thing? get the frick outta here, Screw Attack. lmao

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's a neat bit of DC worldbuilding: That universe isn't infinite. There's a literal wall around it (and it's implied that the reader's on the other side)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                let's not talk about dragon ball's universe 7 having 28 inhabited worlds...

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hang on, I've seen dozens of species in DB. Did Goku wipe them out?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                vegeta's final flash went through hundreds of inhabited planets before exploding at a distant solar system, destabilizing it and killing 3 more inhabited worlds. it's only natural goku would want to keep up with his pathological rival

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know if you're joking.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm not. why do you think goku took so long to stabilize the angles of his punches against beerus? he wanted blood. he wanted to kill trillions. their little song and dance destroyed planets, asteroids and moons. guaranteed to have killed billions of sentients in deep space systems unless the only inhabited part of dragon ball's U7 is the local galaxy

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dragon Ball Earth had a lotta variety too. Clusters of those might come from the same planet

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frieza wiped plenty of planets. For example, the Saiyans don't have a home world anymore

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              See

              Death Battle is owned by Warner Brothers FYI

              for the reason why

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            beerus is nothing to the infinity gauntlet and neither is whis. goku and beerus' fight threatened the universe because their shockwaves were getting stronger as they accelerated into deep space

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He'd know what Goku was going to do before he would even do it.
          Goku has fought someone who can see the future, and he beat them because he was faster than their foresight could keep up with. just a thought.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is not seeing the future.
            Its called being omniscient.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >turns Goku into candy or something
      >Goku proceeds to kick the shit out of him
      I’ve seen this battle somewhere before.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait didn’t Vegeta cancel out getting Hakai’d or whatever? Who’s to say Goku couldn’t do the same?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Goku and Vegeta are borderline gods

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Think about that.
      Do you spend a lot of time thinking about childrens toys from various childrens cartoons fighting?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have sex

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't understand how powerful Goku is you b***h. You fricking loser. Goku is faster than the fastest thing conceivable by a human being. He is basically able to bench press the entire mass of the universe. Do you know how strong and fast that is? Do you have any idea how trained and disciplined he is??? If you actually stepped outside of your comfort zone of consuming Western media, you might understand just how powerful some characters are that are out there. Goku is so powerful that he can actually will himself out of fiction and into reality. Thanos is nothing, but story book character. Fricker.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Goku is faster than the fastest thing conceivable by a human being.
        Lmao, he couldn't even dodge a Black person.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frieza is actually white though. Your pic shows him putting a pair of monkeys in their place

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Frieza is actually white though.
            Not anymore.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they only saw the MCU.
      Comic Thanos with the gauntlet just simply wishes Goku out of existence.

      Thanos, like most dumb Black folk, uses the Gauntlet to punch people instead of erasing them from existence.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >uses the Gauntlet to punch people instead of erasing them from existence.
        That's because of the gamma radiation surge.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the joke is that helping the enemy to reach their full power is something Goku has done before, several times.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      never underestimate the sheer stupidity of the Hispanic mind

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't matter if he stands a chance or not, Goku would just really want to try

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poor bait. GTFO.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Death's greatest servant helping Death's other greatest servant.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE!!!
    WHAT IF THEY FRICKED AND HAD A BABY?
    THAT BABY WOULD BE THE BALLS!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragonballs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragonballs

      KEK

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know who that queer is, but Superman is only "stronger" because his power has no rules or logic to follow because he's written by thousands of israeli writers over the last 100 years, whereas Goku was written by a single Japanese autist in one single story, two if you count GT (nobody counts Super).

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    uhh goku's ki makes him immune to reality attacks and shiet

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if his ki is a lot stronger. Hax works fine in DB, they're just not an 'I win' button, the hax are only as powerful as the user.

      Thanos isnt using his own hax though, he's using borrowed universal-tier reality warping, so he should be on the level of this lil homie. Goku isnt going to be shrugging off that shit.

      Except, as

      Goku is not from the marvel universe therefore stones that control the marvel universe would have no effect on him he is outside their power

      pointed out, Goku isn't a valid target for the stones, he's not from Marvel. Thanos IS however, so he could probably take it by just raising his own stats to, well, infinity. Some risk of self-destruction involved but unless he oneshots himself he can just time-reverse himself to undo any frickups. My money's on the mad titan.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku bros...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thumbnail poster

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      bros....

      >shit made by people who have never watched a single episode of DBZ

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        NO MY FICTIONAL HERO IS STRONGER THAN YOURS SHUTUP DBZ IS THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST LALALALLALALALAA I CANT HEAR YOU

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't know bro, i seent a vid of a jaguar frick up a caiman once, i think it could kill a monkey too

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok but goku literally got shot in the heart by a laser gun in Super/Resurrection of F and would have died if not for the inevitable senzu bean asspull (not that unnatural death means anything in DB, anyway)

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros....

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku moves faster than Thanos can snap his fingers base level Goku could look at Thanos and make him turn to dust

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Infinity Gauntlet isn't a magical finger-snapping device Anon, I don't care what that stupid fricking movie taught you.
      The whole point is that you can erase half of all life as easily as you could snap your fingers but Hollywood changed it to "you have to snap your fingers to make it work"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, I Accept Your Concession.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>>>>

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The 30 year old recoomer

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >marvel and anime tards power scalling homosexualry
    unironicly have a nice day

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No wonder you hate power level chads, your guy got BODIED

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody arguing takes this seriously

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      but can he beat ultra instinct shaggy?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          proof?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It says it right there.
            "The Most Powerful Man in Fiction".

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah but im not seeing proof
              Can you draw it for me?
              Thanks

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >"The Most Powerful Man in Fiction"
              *ahem*

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                holy baste

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't actually look at the pic did you?
                Power Man has clearly defeated Popeye.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                t-that was his d-doppelganger

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                t-that was his d-doppelganger

                popeye bros.. OH NO NO ahahahahahahah it's over

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                But is it canon? Did the creator of popeye sign off on him being defeated? I doubt that

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The creator was also killed by Power Man.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                old cartoons had such fricking good animation. i miss those days.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >canned spinach
                Was that ever a thing?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                my nibba there was literally popeyed themed canned spinach when the show was on air
                the spinach industry made bank thanks to it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Canned leafs is such a weird thing.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                really it was mostly a thing for sailors who couldn't access fresh leaves

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                julius reinhold at 44 seconds

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Incredible how creative western animation used to be.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Brutus tanked that

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bluto TANKED that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But can he beat One Punch Man?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure that's one of the characters lying on the floor.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, I've never read the original One-Punch Man comic. Not bad.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luke cage isn't THAT strong, dude

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >b-but t-thanos can destroy the universe with his mcguffin crystals!!
    lol. That's cute. Goku can do that with his fists.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >power levels and 'who would win?' bullshit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who would win: Stan Lee or congestive heart failure?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wakuwagoku give Thanos the stone. They square up, gets wished out of existence. Thanos laughs. Virginia/Gohan/whoever seethes in rage, unlocks a new transformation that allows him to kill thanos faster than he can think and/or be so powerful that he isn't able to be erased. Both cases would involve thanos doing a panic face before getting in the stomach and spitting out white substances in pain. He is then killed by some beam attack. The bad guy is defeated and Goku gets superdragonballd/zenod/guntleted back into existence. The end.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anime is gay so Thanos wins.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      anime is awesome cope somewhere else
      anime will outlive your bloodline

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anime is awesome
        Not the anime that Cinemaphile watches.
        Cinemaphile has terrible taste in anime.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah one piece is frickin moronic but there is more good anime then there is bad anime.

          blue gender
          cowboy bebop
          Tokyo ghoul
          Naruto (Japanese version)
          ect.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Try listing a good anime.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              just posted four.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You posted 4 shows that aired on fricking Toonami/Adult Swim.
                Nothing that aired on that shit was good.
                Have you even watched anything that didn't have a dub?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You really didn't.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            cowboy bebop and tokyo ghoul are good enough. i'll give blue gender the benefit of the doubt but naruto is mediocre

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound real gay right now.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fully realized Nerevarine stomps Thanos.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku might get mogged by the likes of Superman. but they're NOT defeating GODgeta

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    tired of all these psychopath characters who are beloved despite repeatedly putting all of their friends in harms way for the sake of a fight or adventure. if you like goku, luffy, or gon, you are literally a psychopath. All of these characters only show regard for their companions when they are immediately in danger, otherwise they are the quickest motherfrickers in fiction to literally let gods powerup to universe destroying levels just because it would be fun to fight them. no other medium gets away with this.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have a point but I find entertainment in that archetype specifically for how ridiculous it is to put millions of people in jeopardy just to have a fun "spar" with someone.
      It's hilarious.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have a point but I find entertainment in that archetype specifically for how ridiculous it is to put millions of people in jeopardy just to have a fun "spar" with someone.
      It's hilarious.

      Cope, cowards

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hate Adult Gohan because of this and by extension Toriyama for choosing to write him this way. bro has had unstoppable killers attacking his friends and planet since he was a fricking toddler, and every time they scrape by on the skin of their teeth because EVERYONE fights their ass off. then Goku dies and Gohan just hangs up the Gi until the Super Hero movie so he can go be a little titty boy academic like his Mommy Wommy wanted him too. if it weren't for Goku, Vegeta, and Whis putting the fricking Earth on their backs that b***h ass homies daughter would've been atomized in the womb during Battle of Gods. what a frickin' disappointment.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This seems more like something Vegeta would do before jobbing aggressively.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heh, yeah.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saitamas existence was supposed to end all your moronic powerlevel discussions

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    would he be exempt from the finger snappies of death since 99.99999999% of saiyans were already wiped out, or does he count as an earthling now so it's 50/50 again

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you fricking morons pic a version of superman first, if you want to go with a composite of superman of course he will win because some dude 50 years ago drew a panel of him flooding the omniverse with his cum and evaporated it

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Broly stronger than Goku?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      we don't know, Mastered UI goku vs broly would be really close

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it so easy to trigger dragonspics? I don't even care about capeslop but these Hispanic weirdos are so obnoxious I don't even feel like watching Dragon Ball because of them

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    we all know Dragonball is for Spics
    and Naruto is for Black folk
    but what does Chud watch?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOTR.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        besides that since that's just 3 movies.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Evangelion because of Asuka
          Death Note because of "billions must die"
          Jin Roh because of cool nazi uniforms.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Evangelion because of Asuka
      Death Note because of "billions must die"
      Jin Roh because of cool nazi uniforms.

      and Cuckserk

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      older anime

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This webm is correct but Togashi is not the based redpilled mangaka you think he is

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tanya The Evil, obviously

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney with webm related being the cutoff.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ywn have a girl look at you like this while playing with her hair
        feelsbadman

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          girls fiddling with their hair is a mating signal buried in our DNA

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon Ball Z.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit this thread. I never knew hispanics could be even worse than capeshit autists.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we just going to have a DBZ thread every day now? Asking for a friend

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone on Cinemaphile makes fun of them so they come here to cope

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Candy Vegito Vs new Oreo Cookie Android by Dr Hedo

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This board is unironically full of capeshitters isn't it? Literally what kind of person above the age of 14 cares about this shit

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the completed Infinity Gauntlet functionally identical to the Dragonballs? I mean, when Thanos snapped his fingers in Infinity War, wasn't he basically just wishing for half of all life in the universe to be wiped out?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it has full control of everything, Thanos can do anything what he wants. MCU version is really watered down.

      Dragonballs only work on beings that has lower power levels compared to the dragons as I recall.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more like the Super Dragon Balls. The regular ones aren't even strong enough to transport post-Namek Goku against his will

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why wouldnt thanos fight him before the gauntlet?

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