Golden Girl

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not enough freckles

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bumped the thread
      where's your thread? You did create a good thread, right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's all so tiresome isn't it

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's a joke character that only has one joke. And then there's those other guys that want to play her 100% straight and tell a serious story arch with her. In the end, the only thing people actually use her for is porn.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bad writing?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough new content.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile did. You took a decent one joke character and went full moron with bullshit lore and taking the joke out of the joke.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is bait threads like this get made and the captcha makes storytiming her comics in response a huge pain in the ass and more trouble than it's worth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up, homosexual.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's harder than you think to write a variety of jokes about breasts, more so when it has to fit into a superhero context.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      writing jokes about boobs is easy, it's difficult when you put an unnecessary obstacle like "invisible boobs"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This, I always felt the comic code making only like 2 people see her huge breasts was a dumb concept.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This, god, the whole series could be about her using her breasts as a weapon and learning the power and responsibility of having big breasts.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thats funny!

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough non-con breastfeeding art with her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know what you mean but all I can imagine is her force feeding someone her own breast milk.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well, you can't really deny the nutritional benefits.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She big

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She big

          Built for pleasing civil rights parties and doing her public duty. Any good blacked art of her?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day immediately

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              can you believe he does it for free? doesn't earn a single cent for spending every waking hour doing it. Discord commandos lmao.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I really like this art, but making this is a huge part of what ruined GG.

          Like, it was supposed to be kept simple, and it just became "but what about my fetish" and then the joke fell off because musclewaifu gays couldn't shut the frick up or make their own thing

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            In part I feel that was part of the wanting to expand the general universe that she was in. When lack of creativity lead to a stalling of the ideas for stories in the time frame she was placed in they expanded to what might happen in the future which lead to injecting some ideas that seemed counter to what the idea from the beginning for GG was

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            In part I feel that was part of the wanting to expand the general universe that she was in. When lack of creativity lead to a stalling of the ideas for stories in the time frame she was placed in they expanded to what might happen in the future which lead to injecting some ideas that seemed counter to what the idea from the beginning for GG was

            Her turning into She Hulk was always in the cards. The creation process was as follows:
            >This panel (

            she was based off of this panel of Stephanie Brown Robin who is supposed to be 12, so it safe to assume gg is the same age.
            ) of Stephanie Brown makes her boobs huge
            >Those must get in the way of being Robin.
            >It's superhero puberty. Hits when you least expect it
            >What if that were a character?
            >A sidekick that gets her power girl chest early and it ruins her career?*
            >lol why are you even talking like this is happening? You gays never do anything
            >All right, bet.
            >Drawgays gets summoned out of spite to the naysayers (This is why one of the first pics once the design was finished is a "challenge accepted" meme) and start fleshing stuff out annd making actual comics.

            *This is the relevant part. Audrey's size was scaled to her post timeskip self extremely early on in the design phase. It wasn't really added on afterwards, it was kept in mind from the beginning.
            Not that setting the record straight matters. People are just gonna say what they want.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Your own story doesn't even put it in there and it doesn't make sense. And I don't follow Coc threads closely, but there was no Golden Guardian art for ages, and the talk about her being big that I did see was the idle chatter of non-drawfriends clearly begging for people to stop making GG and go back to fricking Briana cause those gays never, ever stop.
              Maybe a couple of you always planned to make the cute character into muscle mommy, but it wasn't "there" in the aggregate until much later.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Your own story doesn't even put it in there and it doesn't make sense
                It does put it there. That's the part I put an asterisk on.
                >And I don't follow Coc threads closely,
                My first instinct was to say "it shows" but honestly a big part of the problem is that tbharchive has a big missing chunk during the early GG years which really makes it impossible to just go back and check some of this stuff. So even if you did follow those threads closely you might miss that part.
                >but there was no Golden Guardian art for ages, and the talk about her being big that I did see was the idle chatter of non-drawfriends clearly begging for people to stop making GG and go back to fricking Briana cause those gays never, ever stop.
                I find their rivalry more amusing than annoying but honestly you can probably just check the file dates. That pic in

                [...]
                Her turning into She Hulk was always in the cards. The creation process was as follows:
                >This panel ([...]
                ) of Stephanie Brown makes her boobs huge
                >Those must get in the way of being Robin.
                >It's superhero puberty. Hits when you least expect it
                >What if that were a character?
                >A sidekick that gets her power girl chest early and it ruins her career?*
                >lol why are you even talking like this is happening? You gays never do anything
                >All right, bet.
                >Drawgays gets summoned out of spite to the naysayers (This is why one of the first pics once the design was finished is a "challenge accepted" meme) and start fleshing stuff out annd making actual comics.

                *This is the relevant part. Audrey's size was scaled to her post timeskip self extremely early on in the design phase. It wasn't really added on afterwards, it was kept in mind from the beginning.
                Not that setting the record straight matters. People are just gonna say what they want.

                is very old comparatively, it's grouped with the other early design phase concept art for a reason. And that reason is that Golden Guardian was the third design; after Golden Girl and Silver Queen.
                Because once we established the idea that Silver Queen's powers were due to her strength enhancing bracelets, it wasn't much of a logical leap to go "and then Audrey inherits them". And since it was an exponential increase for Silver Queen, we took design cues from other "exponential strength of x" characters like She Hulk and Venom where in their canons when they bulk out in their base form it carries over to an increase in their powered form. She was always going to be relatively tall since the concept was that she would have to grow into her chest, but te muscle part of the design reflects that comic booky logic.

                And on that note, I've been thinking this for a while and I kinda feel the need to point out that people being reductionist and making fun of this shit for being just fetish shit might need to read more comics because between Wonder Woman and basically everything Claremont it's honestly in good company.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You put an asterisk on, and then a rambling nothing to explain how that non-sequitur means what you say it means. That's not how logic works.

                Golden Guardian was the third design? I find that odd, I'm pretty sure the girl who isn't comics code approved is there long before Golden Guardian.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Golden Guardian was conceptualized very early on. I was in the original threads, and this first draft of

                [...]
                Her turning into She Hulk was always in the cards. The creation process was as follows:
                >This panel ([...]
                ) of Stephanie Brown makes her boobs huge
                >Those must get in the way of being Robin.
                >It's superhero puberty. Hits when you least expect it
                >What if that were a character?
                >A sidekick that gets her power girl chest early and it ruins her career?*
                >lol why are you even talking like this is happening? You gays never do anything
                >All right, bet.
                >Drawgays gets summoned out of spite to the naysayers (This is why one of the first pics once the design was finished is a "challenge accepted" meme) and start fleshing stuff out annd making actual comics.

                *This is the relevant part. Audrey's size was scaled to her post timeskip self extremely early on in the design phase. It wasn't really added on afterwards, it was kept in mind from the beginning.
                Not that setting the record straight matters. People are just gonna say what they want.

                even predates the first drawing of Rocker Billy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You can tell, because it's before that drawgay made Audrey's design way more stylized and exaggerated. (And not just in the boobs, compare the size of her ears and eyes to OP's pic)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >You put an asterisk on, and then a rambling nothing to explain how that non-sequitur means what you say it means
                You know how in comics they'll put dialogue and then give an asterisk in order to connect that to an editor's note or caption? That's what it's there for. Let me see if I can explain what I wrote there better:
                >A sidekick that gets her power girl chest early and it ruins her career?*
                "early" means that there would be an "on time". As in, when the rest of her is the Amazon she was destined to be.
                >Golden Guardian was the third design? I find that odd, I'm pretty sure the girl who isn't comics code approved is there long before Golden Guardian.
                Iris didn't get created until the Code lore did. Which was after Golden Guardian. Having said that, this was all extremely close creation timeline wise, to the point that it doesn't really matter beyond being a point of trivia. For what it's worth, in terms of characters created it was Golden Girl, Silver Queen, Golden Guardian, Rocker Billy and some other villains, Iris Lodell, then the Sorority of Sentinels, in that order.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, everyone who is here around saying that Golden Girl looks "Uncanny" or "Aesthetically Unpleasant"; Could you give examples of characters (be it a real character, an OC of some twitter artist, or an Off-Model Fanart) that has very BIG breasts, and for You they look aesthetically pleasing and good???

          For example, I fail to see what the problem is with how Golden Girl looks here:

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hot.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to take seriously a character who's whole gimmick is "lol big booba"

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some moron tricked a bunch of other morons to draw his fetish with the flimsy excuse of "it's a joke it's not supposed to be lewd"
    It took these morons a few years to realize that the concept of a big titted teenager was, in fact, for lewds, and that they were tricked, and they stopped talking about it out of embarassment

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This

      it kinda creepy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'll break you dead

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what's the point of this gay strawman when everyone knows full damn well golden girl was made for lewds

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There are morons that legitimately try to argue that GG is a well rounded fully realized character and not just fetish fuel

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She wasn't. BUT here's the thing. She wasn't made for lewds *as Cinemaphile defines them*.
          She was made to be a silly cheesecake fanservice anime character that gets into silly cheesecake fanservice anime character adventures.
          But Cinemaphile is full of autistic people that can only think in binary extremes. Look at guys like

          . If you have an attractive female character they immediately start going "this is porn go straight to /aco!" no matter how worksafe it is. Because on Cinemaphile, lewds are defined as
          >Hardcore ASAP or GTFO.
          (Which is funny because /aco/ *also* wasn't intended to be a porn board; it was pitched as a board where we could post comics that just happened to include nudity, like vertigo comics or European stuff But people saw "adult comics and cartoons" and since they can only think in extremes, went straight to "oh so this is western /d/".)

          And the thing is the backseat mods aren't even wrong. This board is incapable of separating attractive female characters, much less busty ones, from their porn addled must go as hardcore as possible mindset. Nobody here can accept cheesecake, it CAN'T just be simple silly adventures that happen to have a really topheavy chick. It MUST go hardcore and possibly something taboo like the she's getting spitroasted by BBCs or literal animals like dogs/pigs otherwise it's "dishonest" and everyone is just lying to themselves.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            "Conventionally attractive woman means pornography" is a disturbing trend I'm seeing more and more. I'm not even going to defend GG. As a lover of huge breasts, yeah she's a fetish character and that's baked into it.

            But I'm seeing a lot of "If you want women in fiction to be conventionally attractive (not fat, ugly, or mannish) then you should just go watch porn." and that's disturbing

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >As a lover of huge breasts, yeah she's a fetish character and that's baked into it.
              Let me put it this way.
              Tarantino and Whedon have foot fetishes. Do we immediately look at their movies and go "this is just fetish porn and can only be that and nothing else ever and if you say otherwise you're lying"?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >comparing a single character to a whole ass movie
                You can't do that with a whole film but you can with specific scenes. The scene in Death Proof where the stunt driver spends 20 minutes fondling a woman's feet hanging out of a car is 100% fetish porn. To make a better comparison, if GG was invented and premiered in an otherwise normal comic book halfway into it's run, she'd still be viewed as the fapbait she is, but the comic as a whole would not be labeled as such.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So is that why Power Girl gets a pass?
                (Trick question. She doesn't.)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I never said she did. If Power Girl didn't have big fat awesome breasts and a window to look at em through no one would give a frick about her. But even then Power Girl doesn't cross into fetish territory the way GG does. She's just a buxom adult woman as opposed to a mega oppai teenager

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not saying it's bad, but c'mon. It would be like if Taranwhedon made a character with big wrinkly feet who can't wear shoes because her feet are too big

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That was basically Summer Glau's character in Firefly. Only it was because she was a "free spirit".

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair Tarantino doesn't have the feet out the whole movies.
                It's like the difference between a porno and a movies with a sex scene.
                Someone could (theoretically and totally ironically) have a fetish for cannibalistic alien bug ladies and still tell a compelling story, but it'd still be a fetish character (Atleast that's what I think).

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The scenes that weirdly focus on feet, sure. When the movies aren't about feet then it isn't considered weird fetish stuff. GG is always focused on her oversized boobs though.
                I actually agree with the general sentiment here

                She wasn't. BUT here's the thing. She wasn't made for lewds *as Cinemaphile defines them*.
                She was made to be a silly cheesecake fanservice anime character that gets into silly cheesecake fanservice anime character adventures.
                But Cinemaphile is full of autistic people that can only think in binary extremes. Look at guys like [...]. If you have an attractive female character they immediately start going "this is porn go straight to /aco!" no matter how worksafe it is. Because on Cinemaphile, lewds are defined as
                >Hardcore ASAP or GTFO.
                (Which is funny because /aco/ *also* wasn't intended to be a porn board; it was pitched as a board where we could post comics that just happened to include nudity, like vertigo comics or European stuff But people saw "adult comics and cartoons" and since they can only think in extremes, went straight to "oh so this is western /d/".)

                And the thing is the backseat mods aren't even wrong. This board is incapable of separating attractive female characters, much less busty ones, from their porn addled must go as hardcore as possible mindset. Nobody here can accept cheesecake, it CAN'T just be simple silly adventures that happen to have a really topheavy chick. It MUST go hardcore and possibly something taboo like the she's getting spitroasted by BBCs or literal animals like dogs/pigs otherwise it's "dishonest" and everyone is just lying to themselves.

                That sexiness in characters shouldn't be stigmatised. Just because a character design is frickable doesn't mean that porn is all they are worth for. My primary issue with GG is that she isn't just an attractive character, she's a character with a specific niche fetish that doesn't really have much broad appeal. People can like big breasts, people can like more petite girls, but to strap huge breasts on a tiny skinny frame is naturally uncanny and is only gonna appeal to people with a fetish for this kind of body type. If you have the fetish you might not think it looks as weird, but to most people a lot GG art is far too comically proportioned to take seriously.

                So is that why Power Girl gets a pass?
                (Trick question. She doesn't.)

                Power Girl's big breasts are proportional to her body so they don't look uncanny or weird, so it comes across as a general appreciation for large breasted curvy women and not a frankenstein's monster creation of impossibly sized breasts on a tiny body.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >GG is always focused on her oversized boobs though.
                I dunno one of the comics is just "GG teams up with her future self to stop a time traveling villain." The artist did boobs that were way too big even for GG but that's not *about* her boobs.

                >If you have the fetish you might not think it looks as weird, but to most people a lot GG art is far too comically proportioned to take seriously.
                I know this is going to fall on deaf ears but she's literally supposed to be silly looking rather than sexy. She IS a joke that's not meant to be taken super seriously. The kickstarter comic came with a character bible that says this in big bold letters.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She's always focused on her boobs because its a prominent part of her design. You simply can't ignore them. Tarantino movies don't always star a woman with large naked feet always visible when she's on screen. Even if a GG comic is about her doing something random, the fetish aspect of her inflated balloon breasts is unavoidable.

                >she's literally supposed to be silly looking rather than sexy. She IS a joke that's not meant to be taken super seriously.
                But even if you say "she's a joke character" she's still a fetish character and people don't like consuming media that is primarily focused on a fetish they don't like. If you don't like diaper fetishes, you still aren't gonna consume diaper fetish media even if the creator says "No no, you see it's SUPPOSED to be weird and silly". Because at the end of the day it's still just that fetish on display.

                if golden girl is bad, is panda also bad?

                Some of her art tends to skirt the line for me, but most of the time her body is drawn a bit more aesthetically pleasing in how its proportioned. Her hips help balance her large breasts. GG ends up looking weird because of her tiny thin frame with the huge breasts attached. If she was more regularly drawn proportioned like this she'd probably have more fans.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Some of her art tends to skirt the line for me, but most of the time her body is drawn a bit more aesthetically pleasing in how its proportioned.
                I have the opposite problem. Too much art gives her normal "attractive" ears when they're supposed to be comically oversized as well.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Occasionally anons like to pretend they have some class and preach their pseudo-asexuality to us directionless masses.
          Ironically his post does apply alot to what Twitter does these days.
          >Oh the character has huge melons and unnaturaly large thighs but please don't sexualise it!

          Every Single /so/ creation is shit and cringe and deserves to die. The only reason they exist is so drawgays can get their ego fellated.

          /so/ what? I'd rather people's egos be fellated for posting shitty art than be fellated for stating the obvious.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well I guess it isn't much of a strawman anymore lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Shes built for bbc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Some moron tricked a bunch of other morons to draw his fetish with the flimsy excuse of "it's a joke it's not supposed to be lewd"
      Hello, it me.
      I'm moron.
      Big tiddy iz funnie.
      Ha ha, I fool you.
      Now you moron.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    unironically? boobs too small

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Boobs were too small

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why have we done one of these for three weeks in a row? Nobody's opinions ever shift. It's just repeating the same shit over and over again.
    And most of the arguments are identical to the ones in Peeg threads, minus the image dumps that make those threads worthwhile.
    I miss the IP counter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Someone probably really wants new content, other people like baiting those who want new content. Threads kept alive by people debating if she's a fetish character or not and reposting old art.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nothing

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who are the characters around her? I only recognize the red glove from Iron Girl
    And the fingerless top glove reminds me of Ash Ketchup

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to hate her for being a shallow coomer fetish character but she kept getting high quality OC which annoyed me
    Eventually I succumbed after seeing all this art and stopped denying to myself that big breasts are hot and converted to being a fan of her. Anyone else have a similar experience to this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no, you just fell for the good artist pipeline. unfortunately good artist != good judgment

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every Single /so/ creation is shit and cringe and deserves to die. The only reason they exist is so drawgays can get their ego fellated.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did the femcel convention let out?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Honey-Bee's glove
    Our girl is relevant! Slightly!
    Anyway. Bee art!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >being THIS desperate for relevance
      A sad display.
      No wonder you all now rp somewhere off-site like a bunch of gayass zoomers.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if golden girl is bad, is panda also bad?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Panda's character doesn't revolve around her breasts. If Pearson (RIP) drew her as flat as a board, she'd still be a violent, impulsive, mentally disturbed teenage girl with a desire to prove herself, and Body Bags would still be a story about a father-daughter bounty-hunting team slowly bonding over their shared love of murder and mayhem. Meanwhile, the whole point of Golden Girl is "lol big booba", which loses its appeal very quickly, especially when you realize that there's no shortage of big boobies on the internet to jerk off to.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Panda without boobs is Hit-Girl. Golden Girl without boobs is Robin. Apparently being Hit Girl is better?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Apparently being Hit Girl is better?
          Panda appeals to me more that Golden Girl does, so yes.

          >the whole point of Golden Girl is
          scrappy plucky little teenage orphan girl with a burning desire for justice is adopted by a seasoned veteran crime-fighter and together they crusade to change a world gone mad one haymaker at a time-- has entire world thrown for a loop when late-puberty hits her like a truck and slaps 50 pounds worth of boobs on her 4 foot 8 inch frame overnight! How will Silver Queens most trusted and valued accomplice cope with her school/life/secret vigilante life thrown violently off-balance!?

          Oops, did all this fetish talk make you nut?

          So, why the big breasts, then? What's wrong with her just being the plucky sidekick of a superhero with no added fetish stuff? I'll tell you why: because no one would give a shit otherwise.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I meant more than Robin. Not that it matters since she does have a personality and stuff beyond that but you've made it clear you're just gonna go nuh-uh and deny that.
            >fetish character with giant breasts, take it away what is she?
            >nervous socially awkward tomboy gadgeteer

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >nervous socially awkward tomboy gadgeteer
              Then why not just have her be that? I fail to see where the huge knockers fit in or how they add to the character in any meaningful way.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why not both?
                Look, you're allowed to dislike whatever you want. I just think it's kinda myopic that you guys deny even the possibility there's other stuff at play. Even though we can clearly see that Breast Quest flopped while this succeeded *because* the supportive tissue (puns intended) was up to snuff. Because all things being equal, Cinemaphile has created a bunch of fetish bait and this is the ONLY one that went anywhere. And rather that even entertain the concept that maybe just maybe people took to this because they liked the character's personality or the setting or the supporting cast or literally anything else you double down and justify the fact that this is an outlier with as "well they must be pedos".

                And the irony of it all is that the logical extension of this kinda mentality always ends in neopuritanical purity testing shit like r/mendrawingwomen or Hawkeye Initiative that the board is constantly seething about. It's the *exact* same logic that says "why does Power Girl or Captain Marvel need to be dressed like that? I can't take it seriously!" and you guys hem and haw and constantly try and say how it's different but it's really, really not.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Cinemaphile has created a bunch of fetish bait and this is the ONLY one that went anywhere.
                Wait, hold on I'm sorry
                Where tf did Golden Girl go?
                Into the trash?
                Let's not make mountains out of mole hills.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She's got about 100+ pages of comic, a radio play, had a successful kickstarter run, and people have started making animations as well. But threads like these just go "doesn't count" because they're made by tourists from Cinemaphile that want to make it into a crossboard pissing match and insist that Cinemaphile projects never amount to anything.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                >parodying the Most Common Superpower trope by having the sidekick be tremendously larger than the heroine
                >physical comedy
                >exaggerated take on the "tiny awkward girl grows up to be a confident bombshell" trope through her growth into Golden Guardian
                It's not exactly rocket science.

                OK, but why can't she have large breasts? They don't have to "fit in" to anything. Some women just have big boobs, chud. You're the one turning her into a sex object.

                >I fail to see where the huge knockers fit in
                They don't.
                Prohibited by the Comic Book Codes of America.
                It's okay if Golden Girl is too high IQ for you. No one will think less of you for enjoying Goat Licker Millar's dreck instead.

                >"Let's make a comic about a plucky young sidekick."
                >"Cool! What if she had fat tiddies for no reason, though?"
                >"Yeah!"
                >"WTF, why is no one taking her seriously?"
                Cinemaphile continues to amaze me with just how far its users' heads are wedged up their asses.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >And the irony of it all is that the logical extension of this kinda mentality always ends in neopuritanical purity testing shit like r/mendrawingwomen or Hawkeye Initiative that the board is constantly seething about.
                Cinemaphile was taken over by the Tumblr ever since MLP became a thing

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Apparently being Hit Girl is better?
                Panda appeals to me more that Golden Girl does, so yes.
                [...]
                So, why the big breasts, then? What's wrong with her just being the plucky sidekick of a superhero with no added fetish stuff? I'll tell you why: because no one would give a shit otherwise.

                >parodying the Most Common Superpower trope by having the sidekick be tremendously larger than the heroine
                >physical comedy
                >exaggerated take on the "tiny awkward girl grows up to be a confident bombshell" trope through her growth into Golden Guardian
                It's not exactly rocket science.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                OK, but why can't she have large breasts? They don't have to "fit in" to anything. Some women just have big boobs, chud. You're the one turning her into a sex object.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I fail to see where the huge knockers fit in
                They don't.
                Prohibited by the Comic Book Codes of America.
                It's okay if Golden Girl is too high IQ for you. No one will think less of you for enjoying Goat Licker Millar's dreck instead.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >because no one would give a shit otherwise.
            Hey, there are plenty of nonces on Cinemaphile who would still had love her, just look at the second most successful Cinemaphile character.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Marley's a legal adult though

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, she's 12.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This bait is bad and you should feel bad.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Marley's a legal adult though
                And that's why she's #2.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >and that's why she's #2
                >out of 100+ characters
                Not really an own that you think it is.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It is if you're Brianna.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the whole point of Golden Girl is
        scrappy plucky little teenage orphan girl with a burning desire for justice is adopted by a seasoned veteran crime-fighter and together they crusade to change a world gone mad one haymaker at a time-- has entire world thrown for a loop when late-puberty hits her like a truck and slaps 50 pounds worth of boobs on her 4 foot 8 inch frame overnight! How will Silver Queens most trusted and valued accomplice cope with her school/life/secret vigilante life thrown violently off-balance!?

        Oops, did all this fetish talk make you nut?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No homie, the point of Golden Girl has always been coomer-bait and jokes about having big breasts, but pretending there's nothing sexual because of comic code. That was how she was created and how she was for the first several years of her existence.
          It was only later when morons like you, who didn't want to admit that you just wanted to fap to a teenager with massive huge breasts came along, that you started to try and pretend it was anything other then the breasts.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Is this samegayging because you literally just contradicted yourself. If people were pretending before then how did they come along and start pretending later?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              When the frick did I say people were pretending before?
              Are you talking about
              >but pretending there's nothing sexual because of comic code.

              I was talking about the narrative structure/memes/troupes/meta joke/whatever you want to fricking call it, of OG Golden Girl stories. I don't know if it's still there, but in the original concept, there was a running jokes about how no one (in universe) noticed her chest or things of a sexual nature because that would have been against the Comic Code of the era the comics were taking design inspiration from.

              I wasn't saying that people, as in people here on Cinemaphile were pretending they weren't coomers and Golden Girl was a super-duper-cerial character and they totally weren't interest in her just because of her massive breasts on her otherwise tight teen body, form the get go. That bullshit came later and was a completely separate thing.
              You fricking moron.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why would they bother adding in all that meta lore in OG stuff in the first place they didn't actually care about it? If they weren't taking it seriously? (It is still there btw).
                No, what happened is that /coc/ guys spitballed an idea, managed to attract an (admittedly weirdly hypocritical mix of asexual but still fetish) drawgay, so the point that this asexuality got baked into the projects DNA, and then other anons that weren't involved in the process and didn't have that super select version of autism but instead the more common absolutist kind started screeching that it was dishonest to not have her constantly giving tit jobs and getting raped.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Why would they bother adding in all that meta lore in OG stuff in the first place they didn't actually care about it? If they weren't taking it seriously? (It is still there btw).
                Is it still there, tho?
                Wasn't the point of coming up with 3 other completely different versions of Golden Girl (Bullion, Golden Guardian, etc..) to undermine the whole Comics Code blocking out her massive breasts meta and just draw "serious" stories about Audrey Page that no one gives a frick about?

                Are you even writing a proper Golden Girl story if you aren't pissing off everyone?
                Women hate her because why does this CHILD have such huge fricking porno breasts??
                Coomers hate (You) because why does this fricking CHILD have such huge fricking porno breasts that no one in her world CAN SEE???
                And then write the most bland, wholesome 50's cape adventure about foul mouthed rockabillies, closeted lesbo stalkers, Blacks with guns and all that other Silver Age jive the kids love.
                $$$$ > Profit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Is it still there, tho?
                Yes. It's just specific to the first phase.
                >Wasn't the point of coming up with 3 other completely different versions of Golden Girl (Bullion, Golden Guardian, etc..) to undermine the whole Comics Code blocking out her massive breasts meta and just draw "serious" stories about Audrey Page that no one gives a frick about?
                No. Because remember, she was *always* meant to mirror the character development of Dick Grayson; and eventually become a solo superhero. Golden Girl, Bullion, Golden Guardian = Robin, Blue and Gold Discowing, Blue and Black Nightwing. The reason the code stuff is dropped with the latter is to mirror how IRL the comics code started to get phased out in the 70s and was essentially all but gone in the late 90s.
                Look I'll be honest I think you and most other anons that make and bump these threads have already made up your mind that nobody cared about anything but breasts and are trying to work backwards from that conclusion and trying to catch me in some kinda slip up to justify your stance, rather than argue in good faith that what happened happened with intent to actually tell a "real" story that just had big breasts in it. I'll play along and answer questions, but only until I get bored.

                >Are you even writing a proper Golden Girl story if you aren't pissing off everyone?
                This board hates everything so at this point IDGAF. In 12 hours this will be off page ten and you homosexuals will be screeching about how woke twitter trannies shrunk Power Girl without any self awareness. Just like the last two times this happened.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >you homosexuals will be screeching about how woke twitter trannies shrunk Power Girl without any self awareness.
                Don't @ me with that nonsense, I voted Power e-girl.
                Peej > "Paige"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean...even your charitable version of her story reads like softcore porn.
          "She was just a normal girl until one day she suddenly grew huge massive breasts! How will she deal with them constantly getting in the way and bouncing all over the place. You can find out for only $7.95.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was she a Cinemaphile creation?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Her writers being completely hellbent that she was not, cannot, and will never be 18. She has to be underaged to fulfill their fetish and get them hard, because when a character becomes legal they're no longer excited.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's a "kid sidekick" superhero character.

      >I NEED to say she's 18 or I can't draw boobies!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Her "writer" literally has a picture of her holding up her driver's license. That's still not enough for some people because they *want* to be able to call people pedos and go on witchhunts.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I NEED to say she's 18 or I can't draw boobies!
        Yes, that's how it works for normal people with normal sex drives who don't want to frick children. This unusual for you because you're a pedophile and something is fundamentally different about your brain compared to normal people.

        Her "writer" literally has a picture of her holding up her driver's license. That's still not enough for some people because they *want* to be able to call people pedos and go on witchhunts.

        You can get a driver's license at 16. 16 is not legal. 18 is legal.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >16 is not legal.
          It is in my state.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And if you try it in other states the police arrest you, you go to prison with a chomosexual rap, and you're on a sex offender registry for life.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You can get a driver's license at 16.
          Not where I live. You gotta be 18. Even learner's permits are 17.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just say she's 18. It's just a number. Nothing changes about her if she's 18,

        >Well erm actually...
        And there's the problem. She's not a big breasts fetish, she's a child fetish. If she wasn't, you wouldn't lose or change anything important by adding on 2 or so years to her.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It's just a number. Nothing changes about her if she's 18,
          Then why does the number need to be 18?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because 18 is legal age, moron. This isn't a hard concept. 18=adult, okay to lewd. Below 18=you're a child molester. The very fact you cling so fervently to her being under 18 means you want to frick children you sick freak.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >won't somebody think of the drawings!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Won't someone think of my sick sublimation of my desire to frick children?
                You are a disgusting freak. People will laugh when they hear about your arrest.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ass band is what you're going to join in prison, chomo.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >You jerk offd to this drawing of an ambiguously aged probably 16 or 17 year old.
                >We can't do anything to you because age of consent is 16 and its a fricking drawing
                Take it up with the state of Rhode Island.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Not everyone follows Commiefornia's laws. Other states in the USA have 16 as the AoC. Hell before 2023 Japan had 13 as the AoC.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >You can get a driver's license at 16.
            Not where I live. You gotta be 18. Even learner's permits are 17.

            I'm confused. Is Golden Girl 18 or not?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              She's supposed to be 10. She's an oppai e-girl.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Depends if you draw her holding an I.D. saying so in her hands at the time

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The real answer is "ambigious late teens" since comics show her in high school. When she was created, the official argument was "However old Raven is".
              BUT if past threads are any indication, since we're on ESL hours so she'll be getting progressively younger until anons are claiming she's 10 in order to keep bumping the thread and call everyone else a pedo, likely out of projection.
              Because these are bait threads.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >she'll be getting progressively younger until anons are claiming she's 10 in order to keep bumping the thread and call everyone else a pedo
                You're behind the times, anon!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                lol it's my own fault for spell checking.
                god some frickers are pathetically predictable.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >the official argument was "However old Raven is"
                The not fully stated goal of Raven's father is clearly to force her into an incestous marriage so it make sense for the birthday that triggers the big events of her storyline to be her 16th, a traditional marriagable age, so 15 until that episode and 16 after.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The writers said she was 17.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not in the script they didn't.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And recently Cartoon Network said she was 18.
                Hence "ambiguous". Not that it matters, because like everything else regarding Audrey, trolls will just make shit up and insist that's what it is because then they win and you lose.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              she was based off of this panel of Stephanie Brown Robin who is supposed to be 12, so it safe to assume gg is the same age.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >she was based off of this panel of Stephanie Brown Robin who is supposed to be 12,
                Jesus you homosexuals are liars. Even when Stephanie debuted she was in high school. By the time she's Robin/Batgirl she's in college.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The '50s clothes she wears are not pre-teen stuff.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Stephanie Brown was 15 when she became spoiler (according to the 1998 Secret Origins 80 Page Giant). She became a teen mom at 16, was Robin at 17, and spends just under a year in hiding after War Games, to start college as Batgirl in Batgirl vol.3 #1, making her 18.
                Unless you're a homosexual that wants to start shit, in which case she aged backwards I guess.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              she’s 14

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              late teens

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did anything in particular go wrong?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough milking

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too much coomers less parodic coniseurs!

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Toss me a draw request

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Audrey weeping violently because no one will take her seriously and treat her as more than a fetish character

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Audrey looking deadpan at a "one size fits all" claim

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Audrey in a novelty coconut bra and Hawaiian grass skirt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Audrey looking cute and pure.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It'd be nice to see more people making comics, even if it's just 'here's what I'd do with the character'

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These threads are always moronic because you dumbasses are willing to argue about authorial intent of Cinemaphile's community-driven character for 500+ posts.
    Unironically who fricking cares if the first drawgay and a couple of spitballing anons from almost a decade ago meant for her to be coombait or to play her character completely straight, it literally doesn't fricking matter, unlike the fact that you can take her in either direction NOW.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you are being way too charitable in assuming that GG detractors aren't simply butthurt xitter refugees

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post more Golden Girl art, I wanna see more of those massive fat breasts.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you wanna get across that Audrey is just a Robin character with massive knockers then this is PEAK. She still has boobs that're way too big for her frame and would definitely get in the way, while not being SO big that they eclipse any of her other traits.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What are some other good borderline /aco/ webcomics to follow? Alfie looks like it's on break.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only Cinemaphile would be so autist as to spend years fleshing out a character that look like this and get confused when any sane person tell them it look like some fetish shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile gets just have the character that looks like that and not pay attention to homosexuals whining about it. Why can't we have that?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cause this board is teeming with actual zoomers from xitter now?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        trannies and teenage girls pollute this board with their lack-of-boob induced psychosis

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Idk man I got no beef with the trans. They're the ones creating hyper sized prosthetics.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If someone tried to cope and say this character's appeal is anything but her massive breasts they'd be laughed out of the room.
        It's the same shit with GG

        • 1 month ago
          Artist Anon

          >anything but her massive breasts
          Anything as well as
          A lot of folks for some reason seem to think you should only have one or the other

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >some people only want breasts
            wdytwa

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, Golden Girl, save me from Roller Betty

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im going to keep believeing shes 14,and jerk off to her and theres really nothing any of these morons can do about it

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if I were to write and illustrate a story that doesn't emphasize her breasts, you homosexuals would have a cow.

    [...]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anons just exist to complain. Complain when a fanservice character gets made, complain when it gets taken away.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A good Golden Girl comic would be a lot lie Empowered. Plucky unlucky rookie hero keeps getting into Sexy Situations, and is surrounded by a supporting cast that makes us laugh (Golden Girl's cast really should have more cool characters that draw on the era it's set in), but with room for occasional slices of serious stuff that build up over time into "final chapter of the volume" stories that let our girl be kickass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >that draw on the era it's set in
      that should apply to the writing as well. all old comic book dialogue and storytelling. at that point you have to ask what are the boobs for?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        X-men is a story about racial discrimination so Rogue really doesn't *need* a fat ass.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no more fat ass then.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it wrong to make a teenage hero with big breasts? The Japanese seem fine with it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      name 5

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only a moron would argue that its wrong but only a moron would likewise take such a character seriously rather than the eye candy they clearly are
      I defy you to name a big titty character who's popularity doesn't primarily come from her big breasts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I guess that explains why characters like Lara Croft get nerfed in order to be taken seriously.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Essentially
          I'd still rather Lara Croft be british booby woman than crying not nathan drake woman

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry bruh, gotta take the narrative seriously. Can't do that with sexy women.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We aren't the japanese.
      And the few Japanese teenage girl heroes with breasts as big as Golden Girl aren't really the most high brow media.
      Most japanese shows with super heroines (especially the ones aimed at a younger/teen audience) save the huge breasts for the hot villains.

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