Gomenasai?

Gomenasai Cinemaphile, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok but where's the one with the Japanese guy that wants to be an American cowboy, I always preferred that one

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gomen means sorry

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Konichiwa, dude!

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GIRUGAMESH

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      AND GAY MEN!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Japan period!

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got the shitty copy pasta with the christmas basedjaks? I'm not waiting a motherfricking year again to find this garbage

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do you think he's doing now?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ken-Sama made it to Japan but unfortunately perished in the 2011 earthquakes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He ate too many sushi sandwiches and his stomach exploded

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        The wiki is talking about him in the past participle form.

        Ken-samabros... did we get the bad ending?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          we got the neutral ending.
          Bad ending is him never leaving for japan at all

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry virgin, Ken-sama is alive and well in Japan.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          no way

          no fricking way

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He had a dream and followed it. It wasn't easy, but most anything is possible if you try hard enough. Follow your dreams!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What a guy. We can all make it bros.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          utterly disgusting

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not him.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do they even allow outsiders to wear kimonos?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            why wouldn't they?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah? Why wouldn't they?

              They're ultra traditionalists and hate gaijins.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah? Why wouldn't they?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            We let them wear Levi's.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          God, I kneel

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he lost weight and married a cute asain girl

      The wiki is talking about him in the past participle form.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pewdiepie ?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    なんでそうやってんだ。くずアメリカ人かwwww

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he lost weight and married a cute asain girl

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    DISREGARD THAT I SUCK wienerS

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Fricking hell. Am I idiot. Should have browsed the whole thread.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gomenasai
    After all these years I finally translated this word. I was not disappointed

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