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Gonna have to stop you there bud.
Gonna have to stop you there bud. You've entered a Trailer Park Boys thread, only way out is to say a quote or post your favorite scene
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Knock knock
Who's there, Rick?
Mr. Stupidy-head that's frickin' pissin' me off right now and thinks he's the captain of the Shit-liner, and by the way your fish sticks suck so frick off.
can you achieve that natty?
~5000 standard alcoholic drinks/year, just don't go above 48 drinks in one day or the shitliner is coming to port
Way of the road, boys
It ain't frickin rocket appliances
A man's gotta eat
Kino episode
lol there's no way there would be a stray weimaraner
I always felt bad when Bubbles called that pretty weimareiner a dirty fricking garbage dog
They should've found some kinda mutt
>That burger's made from an old dirty blue jay.
It's water under the fridge
shit clock's tickin, rick
Big enough joint there Rick?
What happened to Lahey's daughter again? Did she leave the pahk or somfin?
she's a friggin transformer now
Lahey's SON you fricking bigot
Trinity was a Tranity the whole time
Greeeeeasy
I got two
AH shit, frick'd her bud. Let's go down and see what kind of liquor we can salvage.
HAVE ANOTHER DRINK, RAY!
I got a friggin' muscle spasm in my back, ya know? Gear slipped, uh, air brakes were shot to hell. There was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office.
>Did he mention he was frickin' wasted out of his goddamn mind?
Some guys can drink and drive, some guys can't. What is drunk? Is drunk going all over the road?
>He was fricking hammered, but anyway...
My favorite scene in the show by far. Having driven a truck it makes me laugh my fricking ass off every single time. The cuts between Ray's bullshit and Ricky's straight truths are perfectly timed.
Woah there Flipper, settle down there buddy
nice one anon, pick on the guy in the chair, real classy
>FRIG OFF RICKYYYYYYY
>HAVE ANOTHER DRINK, RAY
>Some guys can drink and drive, some guys can't and it's like... what IS drunk?
Ray is the best character. Even funnier that everybody apparently hated the actor and he was a total butthole.
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>are you drunk
>yes
How a single "yes" can be this perfectly timed and funny is beyond me.
>Even funnier that everybody apparently hated the actor and he was a total butthole.
You're just gonna say that and not tell a story. Cool Internet moment.
He was also a producer for the show and ran off with a bunch of money when he left the show.
>be responsible for show essentially
>decide own pay and destiny
>be called an butthole by seething whiners forever
based
Can you read my son?
Well, that depends, can you go frick yourself?
>These carts are public domain Ricky!
>THAT WOULD MEAN THEY CLOSE AT 6:20. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
Why don't you make like a tree and frick off?
Favorite quote:
>That's the key to Shitty City, Rand...and Julian is the muscular mayor!
Favorite scene:
>Lahey ranting about shit flowers while him and Randy watch the guys through binoculars as they work on the hash driveway
I sell mackarel and blueberries
sneed
If im going to get arrested might as well steal some shit.
So I followed the cables, went into the kitchen, and there was sound equipment in there too- a bunch of vinyls, that I smashed. Probably shouldn't have done that, but, whatever. And after all of that I decided I'd take their dryer as well.
Jail fricking sucks now. You can't smoke anymore. They took smoking away from the boys. How are you gonna take smoking away from the boys? It's fricked.
Propane propane
I got $100 for groceries, and I got $1400 for liquor.
Breaker breaker come in Earth this is rocket ship 27. Aliens fricked over the carbonator in engine number 4 and I’m gonna try to refrickulate it and land on Juniper. Hopefully they got some space weed, over.
Frick off Corey and Trevor, you guys just got shot! I was dead, how do you think I feel?!
Lahey, how fricking drunk are you right now?
>falls over and slides down an embankment holding a half empty bottle of rye
"Six outta ten!"
Gets me every time.
ive said this a few times while drunk out of my mind lol based lahey
>Bubbles get off my property.
>Go frick yourself Ricky.
look at em, thats gas sickness
frickin idiots
we can't call people without wings angels, so we call them friends
He's pullin' his goalie!
It could happen to you, cuz it happened to me and T.
I think my favourite scene is one where they get pulled over by the cops at night in Julians car, the Cop asks them if anyone's had any drinks, and Julian, immediately after taking a sip from his Rum and Coke says "No, not tonight officer" and the cop just lets it go.
I liked in the most recent season (not jail, but I liked jail) when the cops pull the boys over and Ricky tries to talk out of it and fails the speech check and when the cops say pop the trunk he immediately guns the accelerator and when Julian and Bubbles ask why he just yells "I'VE GOT FIVE FRICKING BAGS OF MUSHROOMS IN THE TRUNK"
It's probably the most justified he's ever been
>boys roll the car
>Julian crawls out of the wreckage holding his drink intact
this show was genius at times
Don't frickin stare at me
>my life
I'm at war with the fricking squirrels
“lost all the liquor money, boys”
“what?”
“That’s the way she goes”
"Frick off, I got work to do"
>immediately just drives to another group of people to harass
every time
"You're still coming over for supper, right?"
"YES!"
Hot hamburger sandwiches? More like hot pull the frick over!
At first I thought the guys were just pretending to be moronic but then they milked trailer park boys to death and released some ridiculous “swearnet” website as if people would watch content just because there was swearing in it.
Then you had the awful movie specials and the poor attempts to cover up Julian being bald etc
it's simple, TPB ended in season 7; the boys were unfortunately all slain in a prison riot in the States.
>STOP SHOOTING YOU DICKS, SOMEBODY'S BEEN SHOT
I'll give you these dubs and you can frick off Mr Lahey
You know what shit digits are, Rick? It's when you get shitty little individual digits. That's what you have, Ricky. Shit digits.
C'mon Rick, smarten up, those aren't dubs.
>That doesn't make any frickin' sense Bubs, see the little 9 next to the other one in the post number thingy?
That doesn't count, Ricky, they're not at the end.
>This image-borned thing is fricked.
>Ricky: maybe I should apply to be a janintor
>Julian: don't be an idiot Ricky you'll never make any money like that
>Ricky: Not everything's about your precious money Julian. It's called being a good Sam Harrington.
this thread isnt rocket appliances, just frickin post a word thingy bubs
Good luck finding a job cause you flunked out of grade 10..you frickin dummy
>STOP FRICKING FIRING
>they finally stop firing after a solid 15 minutes of gunfire
>WELL DON'T FRICKING STOP ON MY ACCOUNT
one of the hardest laughs I've ever had
>WHAT IN THE FRICK? I HAVE TO WORK THIRD SHIFT TONIGHT
that fricker is almost my favorite part of the show
If I can't smoke and swear, I'm fricked.
MR LAHEY THE CAHR!
Frick’d ‘er bud, wanna get drunk tonight rand’?
You here that Bubbles? That's the sound of the shit winds.
mustard tiger
I spin more rhymes than a lazy Suzan
And I'm innocent till my guilt is proven
Frick off? How about we frick ON!
Safety. Always off.
hey that's my wife Ellen
Car flips over, Julian's still got his drink topped up. Now frick off, I've got work to do.
I FRICKIN TOAD A SO
Corey and Trevor burst in here 10 minutes ago yelling about how J-Roc got caught jerking off, like 1. Who the frick even cares and 2. Why the frick were they looking in his window anyway?
shit bubbles don't float, they sink right to the GODDAMN BOTTOM
This show needed more full on shootouts with all the bullets missing everyone but Ricky
How popular was this show before Netflix was a thing?
Was it mostly popular in Canada?
im from the uk and it was well liked here before i even knew about netflix
I always say "Who's got your belly?" when I pet my cat.
Frick off I've got work to do
Survival off the fitness boys
Such a simple but funny scene
>shh, shh Ricky can you hear that?
>No, dad are you drunk?
>Yes
FRICK OFF CYRUS
While literally shooting at eachother. I had a dream my uncle was putting shots into my house the other night, trying to kill me because hes jealous i have hair and hes bald. I shouted FRICK OFF STEVEN ricky would been proud
>the flames were golfing
>WHAT?
>They were GOLFING OUT OF THE WINDOWS there was nothing I could do
>FRICK OFF WITH THE FRICKING ERECTIONS
Frick off I got work to do
Holy frick Im doing a rewatch and I'm on the Rush episode. I never noticed in years that when Bubbles is on stage getting shit set up for Alex the image of the band in the back says Geddy, Neil, Brad Pitt. Kek
>Ray.
>What, what?
>You didn't see 60 bucks lying around, did ya, bud?
>Sixty bucks?
>Yeah, I had 60 bucks here on the night table there and it's gone.
>What, twenties or something?
>Three twenties.
>What do you... No, I didn't. Uh, frick, no. Sorry. Did you check in your couch or anything?
>Ray, there was 60 bucks there when I went to bed, now it's gone.
>What are you saying, I stole your money?
>Well, I dunno what I'm trying to say here, Ray. It's gone.
>You're sayin' I stole your money! The guy's sleepin' on my couch, I'm not chargin' any rent, and you're accusing me of stealing 60 bucks. That's what it sounds like.
>Well, has anybody else been in the trailer?
>No.
>Like, since I've been to bed?
>No.
>Well, it's frickin' gone.
>Coincidence, man.
>What the frick's the deal with these machines? you win any money or what?
>Not doin' too bad, buddy. Up about 60 bucks.
its the fricken way she goes boys