>good guys are called gone door
>bad guys are called more door
what was Tolkien trying to reach with this exactly?
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>good guys are called gone door. >bad guys are called more door
>bad guys are called Moor-door
Tolkien is anti-immigrant
>tfw "Mo(o)r" literally means "black" in Tolkien's elvish languages
>the bad guy is evil because ... he's black
>moor means black in tolkien elvish
You stupid homosexual moor means black in real life, the moorish people, moroccans, moor, dumb moron
I think you might be actually moronic for not getting the point
Yes, it does IRL, does that mean it had to mean the same in the fictional languages Tolkien created? Not really necessary, yet he did
>main bad guy is called sauron
>his sidekick is called sauron's man
bravo, hackson
>ah yes the trusted advisor of the king in these troubled times, grim wormed tongue
>bad guys are called Aghanis-tan
>worse guys are called Pakis-tan
>overlooked guys are called Tajikis-tan
I just don't know anymore
>country is called Slovakia
>another country thousands of miles away from it is called Liberia
>another country thousands of miles away from both is called Malaysia
Shit worldbuilding, 0/10
>land of renowned warriors and philosophers is called Greasey
Wff, makes it sound like they're a bunch of debt-ridden bald sleezebags.
why didn't they fly eagles to mount doom in the first place?
Anti air
Headcanon.
>Dude let's take these giant birds, which are probably already being watched that can be seen coming miles off when we know Sauron and Saruman have bird spies and can talk to each other on their middle earth Cell phones. I sure hope Sauron doesn't mind rape us before we even get close to Mount Doom
Cope.
Lol why not just admit that Tolkien made a mistake and said 'frick it its too late to change everything' when it was noticed
>What's Sauron gonna do if he sees them approaching, catapult some orc into the sky to try and block us? pppffft
IIRC, at least in the books, the Fellbeasts were kinda a secret breeding project for the coming war, unknown to everyone until a Nazgul got wienery and tried to follow the Fellowship while they were approaching the river Anduin and Legolas took care of it in one shot
>Frodo folds a parchment with Middle Earth's map in half, then uses a quill to punch a hole through both Hobbiton and Mount Doom
We even see Gandalf use wormhole transportation in Two Towers, yet he refused to use it to help Frodo
>wormhole (anus)
>trans-port (axe wound)
is this some predictive programming
>another instance of a high IQ black character having to explain shit to wypipo like you would to a toddler
The eagles wouldn't be a plothole if they couldn't talk but were benign forces of nature who sometimes helped but were otherwise oblivious and remote. But they were established to be sapient as far back as The Hobbit.
They aren't a plothole. All the races of middle earth are being watched. Gandalf knows that the mission to destroy the ring has to be secret and that Sauron doesn't even suspect that they want to destroy it. The Eagles are sentient like you said so you would have to convince them to go on this absolute suicide mission.
It's a plothole because they bend over backwards to justify sending the Ring to Mordor but dismiss the eagles as out of the question without debating it with anywhere near the same amount of rigor. Realistically they would debate day and night before giving up on the possibility of using them. The story would be fine if the eagles never helped at all and an attempt to rally them went horribly awry. But the reason everyone harps on the eagles is because they help out twice in the story and the fact that they almost could have been a solution that got Frodo to Mordor overnight, is the straw that finally breaks the camel's back and exposes the whole plot of destroying the Ring as being clumsily contrived.
An author can manipulate the setting and create in-universe explanations to justify putting his characters where he wants them to be. But if he writes out something that would have been an easy solution, he shouldn't suddenly bring it back and remind everyone of its existence right when the great evil has been defeated at immense cost.
>land called Rowing
>everyone there goes riding
Bravo Tolkien!
wang status?
Tolkien should have said that the Ring's evil got Isildur ambushed and killed by a bunch of eagles. Then no one would consider using them.
jrr tolkien was an exhibitionist
Your father really should have pulled out.
stop being russophobic fricking nazis