It’s not that they’re less risky, more that they can obfuscate their failures.
The only way to cope with a movie flopping is to get a tame pack of morons to pull the old “theatres don’t take any % of the gross” trick, or to put it directly onto streaming, which may as well be admitting you think it’s going to fail out the bat.
If her character was remotely capable of being evil it would have been a start.
It makes me laugh when she says don’t do this in such a bored tone of voice to Kylo’s offer. The script is outright mocking anyone thinking she’d ever be less than perfect.
>bared her midriff
Speaking of, this is the only Star Wars trilogy to not feature any midriff characters. The last 2 trilogies had israeliteesses who had no problem showing off their skin, but Disney never even attempted to go the bare minimum of eroticism in any of the Sequel movies. What a crock of shit.
Lol, no they won't. How many movies have been announced and cancelled or just never got made and quietly never spoken of again since the ST started. They're not in a position to be able to waste money trying to force this shit anymore.
> George Lucas’s ‘Star Wars’ Sequel Plans Once Involved Darth Maul And Darth Talon >Before he presented a new pitch for Star Wars sequels to Disney around the time he sold Lucasfilm, George Lucas set aside some time to write a few outlines about what stories set after Return of the Jedi might look like. In one of those stories, Darth Maul would have returned, bringing a Star Wars Legends character with him: Darth Talon. >Darth Talon was originally introduced in a Star Wars Legacy story set over a century after the original trilogy, as part of the One Sith – a group that eschewed the idea of the Rule of Two in favor of having strength in numbers, overthrowing the Jedi Order. In the upcoming sourcebook The Star Wars Archives: Episodes I-III 1999-2005, a new interview with George Lucas about one of the drafts for a sequel trilogy pitch indicate that George Lucas wanted to bring not only Darth Maul – who he had plans to resurrect in The Clone Wars – back into the fold, but also Talon, whose backstory would be reworked entirely so that she could appear in an era set a few decades after Return of the Jedi. In the new backstory, Maul would train Talon as his new apprentice, effectively making her the Darth Vader of this new story while Maul would take after Darth Sidious, establishing power by means of consolidating a crime network from the shadows as he did during the Clone Wars, becoming a new threat in the wake of a fallen Galactic Empire.
They should’ve focused on mitochlorians unironically
My fanfic idea has always been that force ghosts were just mitichlorians skinwalking to birth more force users and live off the suffering of organic life. That’s why the rules of force ghosts make no sense. Think FMA 2003 crossed with Mass Effect 1-2
It would end with them destroying the force which would allow Disney to subvert and destroy the things we love while also making kino.
I don't agree. Darth Maul is not nearly a big enough deal to be the final antagonist of the entire saga. I know people like him but he's literally just a dude who showed up to look menacing for one film. It would be like making Boba the final boss. Darth Talon is hot for sure, but 1. that doesn't mean the film would be good and 2. its Disney, come on man she's gonna be fully clothed.
17% of black DNA is tied to homosexual Erectus, a branch of homosexual closely relate to apes. Essentially, when you mate with an African, you're committing an act of bestiality.
>Is the movie any good? >Chuds really hate it so it must be
Imagine basing all your tastes around being a contrarianist to some boogeyman carciature you spend all your time thinking about and hating
It’s only one movie, and though Kennedy is obsessed with making it, it’s still not a certainty as Rey is the most unpopular Star Wars character of all time, and shows like Ahsoka, Willow, and Andor all badly struggling with ratings
Nah they'll just silently be cancelled as to not cause a stir. Its pretty clear Disney is trying to play it as safe as possible with SW atm and dont want to upset either side of the isle.
>Good Lord, Disney is gonna make 3 more movies about her.
Yeah, just like Rian Johnson's trilogy that was announced back in 2017 shortly before The Last Jedi was released, right? I guarantee you they're not going to be making even one movie about that feminist political statement masquerading as a character. lol
It's a crime how they made her look in this film. Kelly IRL looks drop-dead cute, but Rian ruined her as a nod to some plain-looking South-Asian girl he was too shy to talk to back in his high school years.
Actually not
Disney shat all over franchise potential with shitty movies and shitty shows
Audience for them decreases constantly
You can screenshot this - if the first movie even gets made (big IF), it will underperform and then they'll scrap all plans for continuation.
There is no fricking way Disney makes those movies, they don't have the money to piss away on a guaranteed loss just because the HR department wants to piss off the chuds
If so they better 'clean up' and explain the lore of the Disney trilogy and set it straight and clear moving forward.
>Palpatine 'created' Anakin Skywalker, using the force as explained in Epi.3's Opera scene. >He went to the outer rim planet of Tatooine so his experiment would be done in secret, away from the eyes of the Republic and Jedi. >The reason was to create a 'weapon' that would disrupt the balance set by the Jedi and the Republic, during their age of 'peace' and complanacy. >Then the prequel and original trilogy played out as they did. The Republic turning to the Emperor, and Anakin becomes Vader. > ....in that perspective, Skywalker family was never 'real', just a made up branch off the Palpatine family tree, technically making Rey, Anakin's niece and Luke and Leia's cousin.... Ben/Kylo second cousin....WHICH would explain their 'bond' (which is gross, then again Luke and Leia frenched too).
no they're not pretty sure they will keep making tv shows now forever as they are less risky
classic disney to blame it on movies themselves being less popular rather than the fact all the movies they've made have sucked.
Walt Disney has been dead for decades.
I didn't even know he was sick
It’s not that they’re less risky, more that they can obfuscate their failures.
The only way to cope with a movie flopping is to get a tame pack of morons to pull the old “theatres don’t take any % of the gross” trick, or to put it directly onto streaming, which may as well be admitting you think it’s going to fail out the bat.
Mary Sue character with man face
She was made for alien rape
I love her, bros.
I'll pay to see these movies just to see more of her.
If she had bared her midriff, this trilogy would have been a hit. Tell me I'm wrong.
You're right about how to be wrong
If she had turned evil in episode 8 and was the villain of episode 9 she would've been a beloved character.
Practically anything would be superior to bringing Palpatine back again
If her character was remotely capable of being evil it would have been a start.
It makes me laugh when she says don’t do this in such a bored tone of voice to Kylo’s offer. The script is outright mocking anyone thinking she’d ever be less than perfect.
Why would it matter? She’s got the build of a slightly athletic 10-year-old boy.
>bared her midriff
Speaking of, this is the only Star Wars trilogy to not feature any midriff characters. The last 2 trilogies had israeliteesses who had no problem showing off their skin, but Disney never even attempted to go the bare minimum of eroticism in any of the Sequel movies. What a crock of shit.
Jabba showed all of his midriffs.
Compared to Carrie & Natalie, Daisy Ridley has a very ugly navel, so I'm glad they didn't go for it.
Lol, no they won't. How many movies have been announced and cancelled or just never got made and quietly never spoken of again since the ST started. They're not in a position to be able to waste money trying to force this shit anymore.
and you will watch it
>heh you'll still see it
lol, that mentality doesnt exist anymore thanks to The Last Jedi
Daisy is cute. It's not her fault Yidsney raped Rey out of a character arc
>So are the movies any good?
>Rey is extremely cute
I love how waifugays always reveal what is truly shit
Fricking cringe. Its not enough george lucas parodies kurasawa movies, this melodramatic retcon is mocking buddhists, too.
You're right, frick that shit.
Lol, she'll be lucky if they turn those movies they announced into a streaming show instead of just canceling as usual.
Would be epic if Disney follow George Lucas ideas
> George Lucas’s ‘Star Wars’ Sequel Plans Once Involved Darth Maul And Darth Talon
>Before he presented a new pitch for Star Wars sequels to Disney around the time he sold Lucasfilm, George Lucas set aside some time to write a few outlines about what stories set after Return of the Jedi might look like. In one of those stories, Darth Maul would have returned, bringing a Star Wars Legends character with him: Darth Talon.
>Darth Talon was originally introduced in a Star Wars Legacy story set over a century after the original trilogy, as part of the One Sith – a group that eschewed the idea of the Rule of Two in favor of having strength in numbers, overthrowing the Jedi Order. In the upcoming sourcebook The Star Wars Archives: Episodes I-III 1999-2005, a new interview with George Lucas about one of the drafts for a sequel trilogy pitch indicate that George Lucas wanted to bring not only Darth Maul – who he had plans to resurrect in The Clone Wars – back into the fold, but also Talon, whose backstory would be reworked entirely so that she could appear in an era set a few decades after Return of the Jedi. In the new backstory, Maul would train Talon as his new apprentice, effectively making her the Darth Vader of this new story while Maul would take after Darth Sidious, establishing power by means of consolidating a crime network from the shadows as he did during the Clone Wars, becoming a new threat in the wake of a fallen Galactic Empire.
They should’ve focused on mitochlorians unironically
My fanfic idea has always been that force ghosts were just mitichlorians skinwalking to birth more force users and live off the suffering of organic life. That’s why the rules of force ghosts make no sense. Think FMA 2003 crossed with Mass Effect 1-2
It would end with them destroying the force which would allow Disney to subvert and destroy the things we love while also making kino.
I don't agree. Darth Maul is not nearly a big enough deal to be the final antagonist of the entire saga. I know people like him but he's literally just a dude who showed up to look menacing for one film. It would be like making Boba the final boss. Darth Talon is hot for sure, but 1. that doesn't mean the film would be good and 2. its Disney, come on man she's gonna be fully clothed.
and I'm here for it
Why are mixed babies such goblins?
17% of black DNA is tied to homosexual Erectus, a branch of homosexual closely relate to apes. Essentially, when you mate with an African, you're committing an act of bestiality.
We wuz impregnating skywalkers n sheeeit
ABSOLUTE PIPE
Boonyeega wishes. How embarrassing it was for him to be turned into Rey's friendzoned cuck while she fricks the white villain instead. Sad.
She's extremely unlikable as a character and an actress... now that she's post-wall, it's a tragedy.
>post-wall
She's been like that since TFA tbh. People who thought she looked """cute""" were always delusional.
Good
This is as stupid of an alien hybrid offspring mix as Jacen Syndulla
Futurama did it better.
but yoda is a midget
>Implying that the human woman isn't also a midget
Good, I wanna see chuds crying
>Is the movie any good?
>Chuds really hate it so it must be
Imagine basing all your tastes around being a contrarianist to some boogeyman carciature you spend all your time thinking about and hating
>Chuds
Most people don’t like Rey. It’s not just “chuds”
They’ve lost the fricking plot.
she cute
SEX SCENE WHEN?
No, they’re not.
It’s only one movie, and though Kennedy is obsessed with making it, it’s still not a certainty as Rey is the most unpopular Star Wars character of all time, and shows like Ahsoka, Willow, and Andor all badly struggling with ratings
>at this point, jarjar binks doesnt seem so bad
I wish Lucas would have had the balls to follow through with Jar jar being Palpatine's master
He would have made palpatine step and fetch it, fank da lawd!
Hype for more perky round booba shots.
Nah they'll just silently be cancelled as to not cause a stir. Its pretty clear Disney is trying to play it as safe as possible with SW atm and dont want to upset either side of the isle.
And Rey is going to fall into the stinky slimy sewer full of poop
And shills will gaslight Cinemaphile into liking them!
my wife
What is this expression meant to convey?
she buttdialed the lightsabre in her backpocket
>lol I'm so le quirky SQUEEEEE!! Like, comment, subscribe!
Zoomer bait.
dentists hate her, she never needs any work!
>Good Lord, Disney is gonna make 3 more movies about her.
Yeah, just like Rian Johnson's trilogy that was announced back in 2017 shortly before The Last Jedi was released, right? I guarantee you they're not going to be making even one movie about that feminist political statement masquerading as a character. lol
>Verification not required.
good
as long as theres scenes like this in the trilogy, I'll be there
I want to see Rey in the nude
No they aren't
I can't believe anyone still watches this shit
I'd wager good money against it.
>Disney will piss away more money
That is surprising
all paart of their satanic sacrifice
She will marry Luke's son (the mother is Shin) and Finn will be cucked (again).
I want to frick Rose Tico so much it's unreal.
It's a crime how they made her look in this film. Kelly IRL looks drop-dead cute, but Rian ruined her as a nod to some plain-looking South-Asian girl he was too shy to talk to back in his high school years.
Actually not
Disney shat all over franchise potential with shitty movies and shitty shows
Audience for them decreases constantly
You can screenshot this - if the first movie even gets made (big IF), it will underperform and then they'll scrap all plans for continuation.
>Good Lord, Disney is gonna make 3 more movies about her.
They're going to make two, third one will get cancelled.
im not goin
I dunno who the hell is,
they cant keep stuffing the ticket boxes forever like this so I dunno what the frick
So they say.
Bless their hearts.
Why didn't rey drink some of that too?
>Disney is gonna make 3 more movies about her
lmao
They'll make one. It'll flop, horrendously. Then they'll sell/give the franchise to apple
There is no fricking way Disney makes those movies, they don't have the money to piss away on a guaranteed loss just because the HR department wants to piss off the chuds
If so they better 'clean up' and explain the lore of the Disney trilogy and set it straight and clear moving forward.
>Palpatine 'created' Anakin Skywalker, using the force as explained in Epi.3's Opera scene.
>He went to the outer rim planet of Tatooine so his experiment would be done in secret, away from the eyes of the Republic and Jedi.
>The reason was to create a 'weapon' that would disrupt the balance set by the Jedi and the Republic, during their age of 'peace' and complanacy.
>Then the prequel and original trilogy played out as they did. The Republic turning to the Emperor, and Anakin becomes Vader.
> ....in that perspective, Skywalker family was never 'real', just a made up branch off the Palpatine family tree, technically making Rey, Anakin's niece and Luke and Leia's cousin.... Ben/Kylo second cousin....WHICH would explain their 'bond' (which is gross, then again Luke and Leia frenched too).