Yes but explain how this movie is enjoyable. The premise of this movie makes me seethe, unironically, and I would still feel that way no matter what the cast was.
>Ed Sheeran is in the movie
the fact that he even gets a look-in is indicative of how far Britain has fallen as a cultural producer. Also the whole concept of the film is just insulting to the beatles, frick this movie
I dated an Indian girl once. She had a pretty face and was very petite, but she was the hairiest person I've ever met in my life. Her pussy always had a slight taste of curry. Something spicy and off.
Weird how the original concept was >what if a slubby 30 something dude wrote the same songs as the Beatles? Would he be as successful?
but then pajeet got involved, and it became >look how successful an Indian man can be if he steals music from white people
>Shikhar Bhandari >wiping his with his hand that he uses to eat >filthy pajeet >shits on the side walk >ignoring the room with the door with loo in the floor >what is it for?
That's bullshit. In the beginning they got the attention of women all over the world with their skiffle rock and cutie pie looks. Then they started experimenting with different genres of music, giving each album a distinct sound. George Martin pushed the envelope with recording technology. And on top of that they were great at writing melodies. Anyone who doesn't like some aspect of the Beatles is a contrarian. They appeal so so many people that they deserve the label of best band in the world.
Imagine having the gall to create a movie that erases The Beatles and replaces them with a nobody for equity and anti-Whiteness. Most of us would think of it and go, wow, that'd be wild if one Indian guy created the greatest song catalog in history. But the entertainment industry is dedicated to cultural genocide, so they ran with it.
good morning bloody
>doesn't resurface
>probably still riding his bike
Is this the fabled MC content I've heard so much about?
Now this is quality motorcycle club(MC) content.
I always here about this mc content but never see any 🙁
>just fricking drives off with no resistance
Rest In Poo
IRL Looney tunes land.
>number two, number two, number two, number two
WE ALL SHIT IN THE DESIGNATED STREET
THE DESIGNATED STREET
THE DESIGNATED STREET
IMAGINE ALL THE PEEPOO IT'S EASY IF YOU FRY
>SIRS WHY DON’T WE SHIT ~ IN THE STREET?
CHAI GOES THROUGH ANUS
OUM
NO ONE'S GONNA WASH THE STREET
NO ONE'S GONNA WASH THE STREET
NUMBER 2
NUMBER 2
NUMBER 2
Underrated
Worst main character casting ever?
DO NOT SHIT ON CROSSING, DO NOT SHIT!!
I shat the street today oh boy
four thousand bowls of stark-white porcelain
He blew his ass out in the street
Fricking hell.
Great premise, mediocre movie.
I enjoyed this, surprisingly enough. Lily a-cute
Yes but explain how this movie is enjoyable. The premise of this movie makes me seethe, unironically, and I would still feel that way no matter what the cast was.
>Ed Sheeran is in the movie
the fact that he even gets a look-in is indicative of how far Britain has fallen as a cultural producer. Also the whole concept of the film is just insulting to the beatles, frick this movie
AND SO THE TOILET CAN WAIT
I KNOW ITS TOO LATE AS WE'RE WALKING ON BY
THE POO SLIDES AWAY
BUT "DON'T WIPE BACK IN ANGER" I HEARD YOU SAY
That's Oasis, not the Beatles.
more like Pooasis, not the Dung Beatles
I dated an Indian girl once. She had a pretty face and was very petite, but she was the hairiest person I've ever met in my life. Her pussy always had a slight taste of curry. Something spicy and off.
Did you eat your Indian girlfriend's pussy?
Its the tumeric and cumin. A mother amd daughter walked by me and all I could smell was curry aka tumeric and cumin.
We would be so happy, you and me
No one there to tell us where to poo
I'd like to be
Fouling the streets
And never ever shitting in the loo
>OK RAPE U NEXT WEEK
Weird how the original concept was
>what if a slubby 30 something dude wrote the same songs as the Beatles? Would he be as successful?
but then pajeet got involved, and it became
>look how successful an Indian man can be if he steals music from white people
Yeah the movie didn't have much of a story aside from the romance stuff.
people will look back on this era completely dumbfounded. and the best part is we recorded all of it. endless fottage.
I don't think anyone thought it was like that mate
Both premises are stupid, but I concede the latter is more so.
No.
That would require them to care, but good criticism.
White people stole an entire country from Indian people, are you going to b***h and moan about that too?
>Anglos are why I'm a virgin!
>Shikhar Bhandari
>wiping his with his hand that he uses to eat
>filthy pajeet
>shits on the side walk
>ignoring the room with the door with loo in the floor
>what is it for?
i couldnt take this movie seriously
I know, I mean I like the Beatles but I despise people who "LOVE" the Beatles.
insecure
Why, what do you love?
Most people who LOVE Beatles are doing it because someone said so. They know shit about music.
I like Beatles anyway, George Harrison was the most talented member and his solo work is the best.
That's bullshit. In the beginning they got the attention of women all over the world with their skiffle rock and cutie pie looks. Then they started experimenting with different genres of music, giving each album a distinct sound. George Martin pushed the envelope with recording technology. And on top of that they were great at writing melodies. Anyone who doesn't like some aspect of the Beatles is a contrarian. They appeal so so many people that they deserve the label of best band in the world.
Would it have been a good film if it was just a white guy instead
WE ALL SHIT ON THE DESIGNATED STREET
When I find myself in certain trouble, Im posting sneed on Cinemaphile, clean up jannies, all for free.
Let it sneed
Let it sneed!
Let it sneed, yeah let it sneed
Chuck's fricking and sucking
Let it sneed
>completely butcher the kerning to make space for the guys body.
Could have made the word out of the road markings
If that were American movie his Bharat root might have been casually insulted
Ramjeet Dipshit
Was he jaywalking?
He's not the most offensive thing in this.
Ed Sheeran features in this move.
I liked it when it foreshadowed Ed killing himself.
>SHIT TOGETHER
>RIGHT NOW
>IN THE STREET
>Brown man shitting in the dead of night
>Wrote some Java code that won’t compile
>All his life,
>He was only waiting for a clean street to defile
Jesus the sight is real and straight out of
1998
Nice
>Only Java Trainer in India with more than 1100 Members in a Single Class Room
How is this a selling point? Imagine the smell.
alt version
WORK FOREVER WORK FOR FREEE
>WOT EF A PAKI LAD WUZ DA OWNLEE WUN HOO COD RAMEMBA DA BEEDELS??? BLOODEE BRILYANT INNIT
Imagine having the gall to create a movie that erases The Beatles and replaces them with a nobody for equity and anti-Whiteness. Most of us would think of it and go, wow, that'd be wild if one Indian guy created the greatest song catalog in history. But the entertainment industry is dedicated to cultural genocide, so they ran with it.
>blackbird street-shitting in the dead of NIIIIght, mend these broken code and learn to scam, don't redeem, don't redeem...
This is the first time I'm hearing that Cinemaphile has a problem with the fact that he's Asian
I don't even remember it being important to the plot. I thought he was quite likeable actually
Good morning sir
None of those songs if released today would be popular.
POOPY IN THE SKY WITH CORN
POOPY IN THE SKY WITH CORN
UNGH BRAP Nahjtar's filthy doodoo was squirted to the street
BRAP BRAP Nahjtar's filthy doodoo was smeared along his feet
WHY DON'T WE POO IT IN THE ROAD
NO ONE WILL BE WATCHING US
WHY DON'T WE POO IT IN THE ROAD
>movie does a bait and switch and becomes a literal ball licking ad for Ed Sheeran
What the frick was that? I couldn't even finish it.
I don't care what you racists think the scene with lennon was kino
I enjoyed it. Sirs.
Great movie.
sir threads are the funniest threads on Cinemaphile and that’s a fact
is this the "upscaled" remaster? looks like smeared shit
yoko looks manlier than john
>WELL THEY SAY ITS DIWALI
>WELL IT'S MY DIWALI TOO YEAH
>WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
>IM GLAD ITS DIWALI
>TIME TO THROW POO AT YOU
Sgt. Pooper
Brown Album