>fake ticket sales
impossible. this isnt the music industry where all the big labels own the distribution and broadcast companies and can manipulate sales numbers at will. for Hollywood to manipulate ticket sales they would need to own movie theaters or have contracts that force the theaters to do what the studios want. theres just no way that could happen. its crazy. your crazy
I don't hate barbie but that's 2/3 capacity in a rinky dink theater. That's not good for the first day no matter the time. Meanwhile oppenheimer is sold out in all NYC screens playing it in imax, and those seat way more people.
It's literally the sole reason I'm not going to see it.
From early screenings. >Prolonged as in it's not quick cuts. You see Florence P's bare breasts twice. It's not long enough that you can leave and avoid it. It's better to just sit and wait out the awkwardness. It's really not that intense or long at all.
I know that it's a different culture and such but what I can't stand about them and their mythology is the whole aesthetic feel it has, from their paintings, their gods, their buildings, their clothes and colors everything seem over bloated, excessive without reason and plain ugly. I don't know why but their aesthetic seems too alien for me
I mean does Barbie have a 15 min sex scene with a nuclear physicist? I think not. Indians value intelligence in all its forms. Especially when it involved full frontal nudity.
WHO the living FRICK prebuys a movie before it's released? It's fricking retired FOMO shit for something you won't fear on missing out due to multiple viewing - it's not like the theaters will be "we sold 5000 tickets, so we're shutting down all future showing"
alot of angry middle east people when the movie doesn't show them how to build a bomb to blow up the USA but pugh fridge body being plowed by a 50 year old boomer for 30 minutes
>Oppenheimer selling more than 5 times the tickets than Barbie in India is a sign that we as a patriarchal society still haven't come to terms with accepting women-centric films. Proud of you my boys
They flock to Oppenheimer for the same reason they flocked to the Snyder movies. Bollywood is overflowing with colourful comedic movies and so to them a dark and serious movie is a breath of fresh air. The Barbie movie stands out like crazy in the west but isn't really special when put next to Bollywood's ouvre.
How would you like to sniff my newborn baby nieces hot butthole? Get off your asses and ban me.
>Get off your asses and ban me.
But anon, you forgot attach the picture.
>show bomb
v underrated post
It's not just India. Even here in Sweden, all the showings for Oppenheimer are all sold out whereas half are available for Barbie.
And this is Sweden.
Barbie's for normies who don't pre-order tickets
How are you supposed to watch a movie if you don't buy the tickets beforehand?
Cope
Here Barbie is almost sold out, never seen this shit. Why would people watch a movie on a Wednesday night at 10:20PM? this reeks of fake ticket sales
Look at the Friday showings. That's when the normalgays go to the movies.
Summer break for a lot of kids at school
Ah yes, all those 10 year old girls going to see a movie that finishes after midnight.
Yes grandpa, kids stay up late during summer vacation
>fake ticket sales
impossible. this isnt the music industry where all the big labels own the distribution and broadcast companies and can manipulate sales numbers at will. for Hollywood to manipulate ticket sales they would need to own movie theaters or have contracts that force the theaters to do what the studios want. theres just no way that could happen. its crazy. your crazy
I don't hate barbie but that's 2/3 capacity in a rinky dink theater. That's not good for the first day no matter the time. Meanwhile oppenheimer is sold out in all NYC screens playing it in imax, and those seat way more people.
Sweden is argually browner than India so it makes sense
I mean is it surprising that the florence pugh 15 minute sex scene marketing campaign is working in its target demographic
I don't want to see Pugh naked.
It's literally the sole reason I'm not going to see it.
From early screenings.
>Prolonged as in it's not quick cuts. You see Florence P's bare breasts twice. It's not long enough that you can leave and avoid it. It's better to just sit and wait out the awkwardness. It's really not that intense or long at all.
They are in all probability censored in India.
Exposed bobs and vajeen are irresistible to poos
Any chance Oppie makes a billion?
I think it will make as much as Inception.
no way it's rated R/dour drama.
I learn particle physics for he
Is this true? Are all Nolan films based on Indian mythology?
he is joking maybe.
Homer is older than the Mahabharata.
it's very well known that TDK is based on ShivaSir
Indian mythos is fricking stupid so they can claim almost anything is an adaptation of them
I know that it's a different culture and such but what I can't stand about them and their mythology is the whole aesthetic feel it has, from their paintings, their gods, their buildings, their clothes and colors everything seem over bloated, excessive without reason and plain ugly. I don't know why but their aesthetic seems too alien for me
It's okay Anon, everyone, every race, every country, is united by their hate for Indians.
>it's not text
>greatness of our religion text
huh
Tell me about Ganesh! Why does he wear the trunk?
>I'M A BARBE GIRL
>IN A POST NUKE WORLD!
The kino of choice for bhenchods everywhere
>I am become Death, destroyer of Barbie worlds
Based Poos.
it's not marketed well it seems by WB.
Ganges filled with plastic
It's fantastic
I HATE BARBIE GIRL
IN HER BARBIE WORLD
GOT NO VAGENE
IT'S OBSCENE
I mean does Barbie have a 15 min sex scene with a nuclear physicist? I think not. Indians value intelligence in all its forms. Especially when it involved full frontal nudity.
I still don't understand why there needed to be a 15 min sec scene about the guy that helped develop the atomic bomb.
it's only 15secs.
WHO the living FRICK prebuys a movie before it's released? It's fricking retired FOMO shit for something you won't fear on missing out due to multiple viewing - it's not like the theaters will be "we sold 5000 tickets, so we're shutting down all future showing"
Literally everyone who wants a good seat opening night?
Go out more.
lol, look at the moron who sits in the front row
don't you want a center-corner seat?
alot of angry middle east people when the movie doesn't show them how to build a bomb to blow up the USA but pugh fridge body being plowed by a 50 year old boomer for 30 minutes
I figured Indians would love to see attractive blonde white people on the Big screen
Are they really big Nolan fans ?
yes
>Oppenheimer selling more than 5 times the tickets than Barbie in India is a sign that we as a patriarchal society still haven't come to terms with accepting women-centric films. Proud of you my boys
https://twitter.com/mxtaverse/status/1681208540709654528?s=20
They flock to Oppenheimer for the same reason they flocked to the Snyder movies. Bollywood is overflowing with colourful comedic movies and so to them a dark and serious movie is a breath of fresh air. The Barbie movie stands out like crazy in the west but isn't really special when put next to Bollywood's ouvre.
>Are they really big Nolan fans ?
most indian men are insecure nerds so of course they're huge fans of nolan
Actually, no. India is too proud, they prefer heir own kind of people above anyone else. They have good self-esteem, unlike black people
im pajeet and nolan is pretty big here
everyone really loved the dark knight for some reason and hes been a legend here since then
SIR OPPENHEIMER
DO NOT REDEEM THE BOMB
DO NOT REDEEM
ARE YOU BAD
Why would people from India watch a movie that would make them feel bad about their own ugliness? Babies is an ode to the white beauty standard.
we poke a lot of fun at indians but it's been known for a while they are extremely discerning cinephiles
Why are Indians so obsessed with Nolan?