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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds great

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i deserve this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not only that. I'm owed this.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed, many such cases

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not only that. I'm owed this.

      me too

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Haha, you kidding? I would never! *tehe!* Now be a good boy and take your pills while I head on over to see Chad.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is her FRICKING problem?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She skipped the child actor hell her sisters endured but still had to witness it and hear of it's horrors.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she has a double digit IQ
      >those soulless fluoride stare eyes
      barf

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, watch it. That's my WIFE you're talking about there buster

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good.
        Women should be stupid.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick her eyes are so hot

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love sloppy

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >prostitute wants sex

    it's all so tiresome

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AY! i'm actin' here!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >finally I can breathe again

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hung like a coke can

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sex with clothes on

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        some people are just that insecure.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't have to be insecurity
          Sometimes when you're having a quicky or you might be interrupted getting completely naked isn't the best option
          Plus it's hot fricking a girl with only her panties down
          Or just a bra

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mine too, specially if she only wears a sports bra.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not the face of a woman cumming though...
      She is happily surprised that he is huge or something, but she's not there yet.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      POV: You are Kistren Dunst

      Seriously how the frick did he bag her

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Seriously how the frick did he bag her
        Life finds a way....

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >im so bored!
      >hmm i guess the only thing to do is ruin my faithful husband and young children's lives

      do women really do this, bros??? how could they.....

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        they have sex with men, they're obviously gays

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She will never admit it but this was the low point of her career. Forced to do a shitty crime drama on tv where she didn't even get any award nods. As far as she's concerned there's only up from here

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        her career? Man, she hasn't started yet.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's been acting for a dozen years and is mostly known for the mcu. It seemed like she'd be the next big indie actress with her debut then like so many others she just fizzled out. I can see her getting the very rare good role from now on but her prime time is up.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, can't say that her time in Marvel will have a real effect on her next films.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Her next movies are some kinda lesbian romance scifi and a small indie drama about sisters and I'll honestly take that for her. Let Wanda sleep for a couple years till 2023. The funny thing is she's probably one of the few I'd say the MCU really put on the map.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lesbian film or sisters drama
                haha yeah she's fricked. Maybe if she somehow end up as a horror idol in some way.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe not. The industry today seems a bit more willing to give second chances to actresses already within the system. She's not a total noob like some of the actresses who've popped up in the last three years or so. If her performances are at least decent then more indie directors will probably pick her up. Lanthimos is probably the big one she's wanted to work with for years.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, can't say that her time in Marvel will have a real effect on her next films.

            IIRC she even said recently that actors who are considering a role in the MCU shouldn't immediately sign up for a multi-picture deal, and that she regrets having done that because it kept her away from basically any other movie. I think she's only done a handful of non-MCU films since she joined the franchise

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes and many times if you drop out of one projection for another the director will see you as unreliable and won't be calling back unless you're some top tierA list actor or actress. This goes double for starring in superhero movies over more artsy movies because lots of indie directors seethe at those movies.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, her most recent previous non-capeshit role was in a Facebook-exclusive streaming series about her mourning her dead black husband, this is actually a big step up for her

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't get me wrong I am a big fan but I doubt her career went the way she would've liked it to. She said a few years back she doesn't want an Oscar but I bet she'd kill to have a even a nomination or two under her belt today. It's why she's never brought up in the same conversations as Saoirse, Margot or even Pughuke who are all talented actresses who've been acknowledged as such. Anyway this show was garbage and if she wasn't in it I'd hate it but I'll grudgingly like most of the projects she's in.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          why she look like an ape

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          she's mid and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No need to pretend. Being gay isn't a stigma anymore, hasn't for years

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              she's gay too? somehow I'm not surprised

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're a gay

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can't be unseen

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Forced to do a shitty crime drama on tv where she didn't even get any award nods.
        You know what show gave her a Emmy acting nod?Wandavision, so maybe she should go back to capeshit

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          80s sitcom Lizzie is peak.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm more into the ditzy 60s version

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah same

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pregnant Wanda is best Wanda. I would frick that version of her nonstop then get Monica and Darcy pregnant too. And when they sent in the new Black Widow and Hawkeye I'd get Kate pregnant while leaving Yelena outside the house.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          80s sitcom Lizzie is peak.

          I'm more into the ditzy 60s version

          Best part of Wandavision was just Lizzie being a cute sitcom wife.
          In fact, all the sitcom pastiche stuff was far and away the best part of the show. They should've stuck with that for the whole thing.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wandavision was phase 4s one tv hit that Marvel never came close to again. A few minor changes in script would have made it way better and if they'd been a little more daring it'd have been maximum kino. Everything beyond WV is ass except for Hawkeye which was comfy and had Hailee looking hot as hell to carry it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah her low point was the humilation ritual where she got blacked, that's always the low point of any actresses career that they would prefer to forget

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least she wasn't fully nude in those scenes with him sucking her breasts like some interracial French art porno haha

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I just came and its all over my dick and spilling out your puss but I'ma just roll over here and cover up with sheets

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you feel the need to separate what you typed in such a reddit way?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          what?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        almost always pull my dick out clean, the woman has to deal with the cum dripping out lol

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >accidentally admits to having a skinny weiner
          kek

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        When Im done I dont leave the bathroom until I pee, I FRICKING HATE POST NUT DRIBBLE

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same, hate that shit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same, hate that shit.

          You're pussies and don't know the good shit. There's nothing greater tha urinating after a good nut, how your dick slowly gives way to the urine and how it squirts out like you were dizzing a second time, the slow sensation of relaxation the comes during that and the feeling of complete satisfaction from emptying yourself whole.
          It feels fricking great.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            What??? I said I cant leave the bathroom until I pee, what are you talking about?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that filename
        What movie is this anyway? I've seen this webm a million times here but I never figured out if she's trying not to laugh at him or she's just autistic

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          amelie, its both

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >being laughed by an autist during sex
            That's demoralizing as frick

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Amelie
            She's an autist

            Amélie. It's quintessential manic pixie kino.

            Thank you all

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Amelie
          She's an autist

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Amélie. It's quintessential manic pixie kino.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          a movie that ruined an entire generation of women

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            don't you mean save them? she's helpful and charming

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that scene lives forever in your head
        NGMI

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        STOP FRICKING LAUGHING b***h

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Todd?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sex is just doing half pushups into her while staring at the pillow.
      I must be doing it wrong. I've been doing the thumb move from the soprano's whenever there's missionary.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >while staring at the pillow.
        Eye contact is weird, thus I just lay on top of the woman a moan in their ear

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Eye contact is weird
          Fricking homosexual.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have sex with women, sorry, you're the homosexual

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah same chief. Eye contact is hot as frick. Hasn't your girl ever looked back at you while you're fricking her from behind? Cmon man.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dont like eye contact, been with my wife for 10 years and she may look at me but avoid eye contact

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >10 years
                Nice. I'm on year 3 and she feels like the one. You're not a homosexual anon I just had to defend my love of eye contact during sex.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally me yesterday

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your mom enjoy it?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this exactly like Candy with Jessica Biel? There is even this scene where she get in a guys car and confesses she likes him and wants an affair.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why is this exactly like Candy with Jessica Biel? There is even this scene where she get in a guys car and confesses she likes him and wants an affair.

        This IS the same story. There are now two tv series about her in two years.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hulu rushed one out after HBO announced their own.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does Meth Damon keeps fricking my old waifus? He's like a real life version of those fat old bastards from ntr hentai

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hated how he lost in Black Mirror because he was being abusive to some AIs or some shit

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the setup here? is she really attracted to him or whats this shit about?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      first episode she literally just tells kristen ritter she's bored and wants to have an affair

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't explain why she would go for an ugly fat frick

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          they never explain that. they basically act like plemons looks like he did 15 years ago

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          they never explain that. they basically act like plemons looks like he did 15 years ago

          Most unrealistic part of this show. Some producer probably had Meth Damon cast so he could self insert fricking Lizzie.

          Stop complaining about the guy you fricking morons. Just be thankful he's not black.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're comparable in attractiveness. I don't get what the big deal is with this neanderthal looking b***h.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based on true story about some woman that seduced the awkward married dude, then murdered his wife.

      >Oh
      This was my exact response when this girl I was friends with told me she wanted to bone. Sometimes being an awkward dork makes women go wild since you seem like "a challenge" (that's what I was told anyway).

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Based on true story

        first episode she literally just tells kristen ritter she's bored and wants to have an affair

        >wants to have an affair
        thanks anons, makes sense you never know what weird kinks women have

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Haven't seen the show...i'm guessing it's a bit judgy on women? Like "if you do this, you are WRONG"?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sometimes being an awkward dork makes women go wild since you seem like "a challenge" (that's what I was told anyway).
        This is the niche I would like to appear as but I am too unattractive

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was also in the 70s or 80s when random pretty women had it a little bit harder picking up some random Chad to frick around with.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Internet really did power-shift average joes something awful.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Betty would be a cat lady nowadays. Nobody would marry her crazy, high-maintenance self.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh well then that's not going to happen anymore lmao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This was my exact response when this girl I was friends with told me she wanted to bone. Sometimes being an awkward dork makes women go wild since you seem like "a challenge" (that's what I was told anyway).
        Its nonsense. Women already know if they want to frick you or not before you open up your mouth. Once they make the decision they'll just rationalize whatever you do as cool or interesting.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do they make it so awkward

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have come to the conclusion that its not worth it to worry about people's motivations for doing what they do. More often than not you'll be wrong and it won't grant you any real insight, just the illusion of it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sometimes being an awkward dork makes women go wild since you seem like "a challenge" (that's what I was told anyway).

        Nah, women aren't that deep. What you have to understand is that men and women have fundamentally different views of sex. Men typically sex as something that they do, whereas women understand sex as something that's done to them, and that has a huge effect on how they approach finding a partner.

        The fact that he's ugly is the whole point. Him being awkward and not attractive is why she wants to bang him. She sees him as a guy women don't want, who's only ever really had one woman interested in him, a guy who literally doesn't even know what French kissing is. So she's thinking that this guy is going to be so turned on by her, that she's going to totally blow his mind and drive him crazy, that he'll be so thankful and turned on to be with her that it's like she's the hottest woman in the world, a total goddess of sex and femininity.

        Guys fantasize about hooking up with women hotter than they are, but that kind of stuff stresses women out. They're happy being the hot one in a relationship. If they're with some handsome fit dude, it's a life of misery because they can't gain a pound without feeling worthless and devastated. They want some guy who'll dive into those breasts and ravage them like he's been wandering the desert for 72 hours and they're a juicy slice of watermelon.

        When girls are feeling low self-esteem and inadequate, they like fricking dudes significantly below them in attractiveness. Don't get me wrong, banging hot guys works too in the sense that it proves that you can pull them, but it doesn't compare to having some chubby nerd literally trembling with desire, having his life made by getting to sleep with you.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but it doesn't compare to having some chubby nerd literally trembling with desire, having his life made by getting to sleep with you.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah hot women go for shy and awkward Chads for flings. It's only for LTR abd marriage that I've noticed hot women marrying guys they wouldn't have looked twice at just five or six years earlier. All my pretty - smoking hot female friends who are settling down are with total normie dudes. It's been interesting to see as we all hit our late twenties and thirties.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't explain why she would go for an ugly fat frick

      Well for starters she doesn’t look like Lizzie in real life anon.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >im so bored!
    >hmm i guess the only thing to do is ruin my faithful husband and young children's lives

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    First impulse is
    >I don't think i'm...
    Second impulse, much wiser is
    >Oh yeesss i'll show you how i'm gonna frick you

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    shes not that ugly

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She’s still hot. boom.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most unrealistic part of this show. Some producer probably had Meth Damon cast so he could self insert fricking Lizzie.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi it's me I'm the ugly neighbour

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw the switch is on sale!

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you seen her sisters? Have you see those hideous little hobgoblins? It's no wonder she's always smiling and full of energy. She dodged a genetic bullet and/or she's is sucking the life-force out of them to sustain her looks.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Personally, my theory is that it's the latter

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They hate the attention
        >She's loving it
        Bask baby bask

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf is their problem? Why not have a laugh with their sister?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >juriposting in Cinemaphile

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Personally, my theory is that it's the latter

      i might be a shizo and i 100% dont know any facts of the matter, but i do belive that most twins are defective.
      every twin i knew (including the ones that ate/absorbed their twin sibling in the womb, or rather especially those) have been lacking in important details that make up a person.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate twins.
        Had to deal with them in every level of school from K to 12.
        There is usually one that is more reserved and one that is a full blown butthole.
        But the Olsen Twins main problem are they child actors.
        They probably seen and experienced some shit.
        Working in Hollywood since infancy has to do something to a person on a deep level. Work schedule, poor eating habits, chain smoking, drugs. I think it fricked up their puberty.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate twins.
        Had to deal with them in every level of school from K to 12.
        There is usually one that is more reserved and one that is a full blown butthole.
        But the Olsen Twins main problem are they child actors.
        They probably seen and experienced some shit.
        Working in Hollywood since infancy has to do something to a person on a deep level. Work schedule, poor eating habits, chain smoking, drugs. I think it fricked up their puberty.

        Twins kind of creep me out honestly. Our distinction is what separates us from animals. When a human is born, it might take centuries until someone who looks identical to this human is born. And even then, it's just the appearance.
        Meanwhile twins are carbon copies of each other and the only way to differentiate them is their hairstyle, clothes and so on. Creepy.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Our distinction is what separates us from animals.
          have you seen dogs?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah, pibble #21412543 is totally different from pibble #74584730.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Personally, my theory is that it's the latter

      the twins were clearly molested by Hollywood Producers.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, Lizzie probably was too

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I grow grow tired of fricking her pretty soon, as I do all women

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She makes me grow grow too.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can anyone tell me exactly why Lizzie is so FRICKING cute?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          she's got big huge eyes and a cute little button nose like one of those anime b***hes or a mid-90s Miata

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          female basedjack appearance doesn't threaten your weak ego.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will anon's interest in fricking women continue to grow grow?

      Is this just a temporary phase/trend?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yum yum tum tum

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        WOULD

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          would what?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he so fat? He was ok to watch in Breaking Bad but now I can't stand him. Are they trying to turn him into Philip Seymour Hoffman?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dunst keeps feeding him so he doesn't leave her.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        hal fattening up lois but with him and kirsten dunst

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's lost a lot of weight

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lizzie is probably like FRICK you couldnt have lost that weight when we were going to film?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you meant
          >Vince is probably like FRICK you couldnt have lost that weight when we were going to film?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vegan diet

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In Secret is a good movie and quite kino, would recommend
      Disclaimer: I have never watched it and I have no idea what it's about

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Touch grass
        Grabbing ground vines.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >touch grass
        >gets lyme disease

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In Secret is a good movie and quite kino, would recommend
      Disclaimer: I have never watched it and I have no idea what it's about

      Producers wanted to frick and molest her older twin sisters but they had too much class

      This is one is desperate she is willing to be the proxy and show off her breasts in exchange for fame

      sad

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but they had too much class
        I wouldn't put it past them

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          NOOOOOOOOO, maybe her sisters being drug lords they protected her

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lizzie sucked Harvey's gangrenous wiener

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Goes to meet Harvey'Major Creep'Weinstein in a see through dress
          Bros...

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lizzie's got a bad by which I mean good habit of wearing dresses like that

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Doesnt even put on pasties, what a prostitute

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how old is she? 50yo?

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's really how it was in the 1970s.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny watching both shows about the exact same case, the HBO where it's a whole bunch of white people and the Hulu series where the little suburb is a super diverse post-racial paradise.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I preferred Betty tbh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I knew i saw her somewhere,she's in the show Shrinking as a blonde.
      She has murder psycho vibes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I knew i saw her somewhere,she's in the show Shrinking as a blonde.
      She has murder psycho vibes

      She should stay brunette.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've wanted to frick her since American Horror Story s2. Frick that was 11 years ago.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    not a serb but this b***h clearly has an IQ below 100 or has such severe brainrot from medication that any intellectual curiosity she may have had died off. she lost the light of her eyes, to use Dante's expression

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a serb. Sure buddy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The average serbian chick unironically mogs her hard

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao cope

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          with?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not a serb
      >completely seething
      okay diotyr lmao

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not a serb

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot tell you how badly I would love to coom inside Lizzy.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Meth Damon ugly? He has a boyish charm to him

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He has a boyish charm to him
      As in, a 12 year old boy who never heard of sex?Yeah,that's his character in Breaking Bad.
      Is Kirsten into virgin boys?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is Kirsten into virgin boys?
        We can only hope

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now for this scene really get down there an inspect his wound. Yeah, that's it. Lower. Now stay there for a bit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And for this scene?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://vocaroo.com/1hzn85HOdkqb

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did they ask her to place the hose or did someone else have to put in where the pee would normally come out?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon here asking the real questions.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he thinks they used a hose

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Insider here, she did NOT use a hose to pee, she legit peed, and I was working wardrobe that day and it was my job to clean that shirt... I never sucked on a piece of cloth so hard in my life.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, now I want authenticity, Elizabeth. Really feel the wet warmth flood between your thighs. Get in there and feel the wetness. Excellent. Now stand up, pull up your nightie off and let's see those droplets tracing down your thigh. Now hide your shame.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is it weird that I wanted to lick that droplet up as soon as I saw it?
            Yes, I know it's not real pee.
            Still would even if it was

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >let's see those droplets tracing down your thigh.
            That drives me crazy, when I was school and a chick left to use the restroom I would think of the pee rolling down her thigh or there would be a drop of pee on a pube or something

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          hot i want her to pee on me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She said in a interview that she fricking hates this movie,i wonder why

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not very good, for one thing, but it was early in her career. Maybe it's the subject matter of it?

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's got the same "Ben Quadinaros" sagging cheeks that Maggie Gyllenhal does, but somehow manages to still be attractive, I don't get it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because she was very pretty before her cheeks started sagging. Maggie never was.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It should be illegal for women to be this cute and pretty

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, if certain people had their way, it would be. Be careful what you ask for.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I shall amend my statement then:
          It should be illegal for women to be this cute and pretty without the woman in question also being my girlfriend

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Acceptable.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FOREHEAD KISSES TED???

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    only if you let me lick your ass

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how are you today, lads

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im good, I quit my job recently so I need to start looking again, but im enjoying chilling with my son.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell ...she sucked the fat out of him.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what fricking a succubus does to a motherfricker

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show was meh but Olsen was great in it. She is one of the best actresses of her generation.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >y-you too

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ugly neighbor
    They were looksmatched.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate her and Angourie rice.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to her sisters?

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    seco

  43. 9 months ago
    white man

    god i love white women

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