I’m not sure about this movie but I can tell you that my mom says I’m the most handsome boy in town and any girl would be lucky to be with me. Hope this helps 🙂
It's a 10/10 comedy.
How could anyone see that 70 year old, fragile, aids riddled moron and think: >"Oh yeah! This frail homosexual could definitely kick these guys heads in!"
I know that coming in but it's definitely less than >muh kitty cat bracelet >muh black Russian >muh brotha rza
The worst part is Saul telling the Russian mob he's going to frick their shit up and it's just a montage of him laughing like da joker baby! with explosions in the background. Even atomic blonde is better and I'm a misogynist who thinks he can beat up female UFC champs
Is your sister hot? How black is she? Nubian Queen, Caribbean Dream, Mulatto Minx? Does she have a nappy bush? Does she get turned on when you call her a Black person? I NEED TO KNOW!
>hot
No, she’s in her 40’s and has a kid and she’s let herself go. >How black is she
Dark coffee. She’s actually Tamil not African American. >Nappy bush
Isn’t everyone’s pubic hair curly? >call her a Black person
I used to call her spearchucker and jigaboo when we were kids and she called me honky and cracker, it was fun.
I recently had to take my nephew to task when he called himself a ‘homie’ in front of me though.
I liked the premise where the violent psycho guy actually craves violence and is bored to tears living a normal life. I liked that his family immediately went and actually hid in the panic room when he said go hide. I liked that the wife was loyal af and understood who her husband really is. The fighting scenes were great especially the bus scene, but the warehouse at the end was shit, was Home Alone tier.
It's generic but it doesn't do anything too serious or expect you to feel anything super emotional. Like that anon says, the villain feels more like a speedbump than a wall Saul Goodman has to get over. Also doesn't help that the ending fight scene looks more like a cod zombies match with people just running inside to be killed immediately with triple headshot quickscopes.
The movie doesn't really portray him as such. In the bus fight everyone laughs at his threats, and afterwards no one really expresses fear of him unless he's literally pointing a gun at their head, more just a constant annoyance.
Isnt that sort of the point? Hes an unassuming almost dullard looking dude, but he was actually a top tier operator forced into a life of boredom. Look at half the navy seals and army rangers and stuff, they just look like regular dudes. Its only the oddballs like jocko, goggins or jesse ventura that stand out
>John Wick is tragic and he's getting revenge because he has nothing left to lose >Hutch and his father genuinely love and enjoy killing people
it's a funny contrast and Christopher Lloyd pretending to be asleep was kino
I’m not sure about this movie but I can tell you that my mom says I’m the most handsome boy in town and any girl would be lucky to be with me. Hope this helps 🙂
wtf me too
It's a 10/10 comedy.
How could anyone see that 70 year old, fragile, aids riddled moron and think:
>"Oh yeah! This frail homosexual could definitely kick these guys heads in!"
Thinking the same thing
it's a John Wick clone
when you're ok with that it's actually quite enjoyable
Pretty good
I guess so, but I found the action sequences to be more enjoyable
It gets away with being a John Wick clone cause it's the same writer and the production company 87North is owned by the co-director of John Wick 1.
I know that coming in but it's definitely less than
>muh kitty cat bracelet
>muh black Russian
>muh brotha rza
The worst part is Saul telling the Russian mob he's going to frick their shit up and it's just a montage of him laughing like da joker baby! with explosions in the background. Even atomic blonde is better and I'm a misogynist who thinks he can beat up female UFC champs
Bob Odenkino
Same director.
>has an adopted black sibling for no reason
ding
I’m white and I have an adopted black sister. What’s your point?
Is your sister hot? How black is she? Nubian Queen, Caribbean Dream, Mulatto Minx? Does she have a nappy bush? Does she get turned on when you call her a Black person? I NEED TO KNOW!
>hot
No, she’s in her 40’s and has a kid and she’s let herself go.
>How black is she
Dark coffee. She’s actually Tamil not African American.
>Nappy bush
Isn’t everyone’s pubic hair curly?
>call her a Black person
I used to call her spearchucker and jigaboo when we were kids and she called me honky and cracker, it was fun.
I recently had to take my nephew to task when he called himself a ‘homie’ in front of me though.
ding ding
it was pretty violent
>start watching
>Russian gang with a Black person member whose father was a Nigerian who pumped and dumped his Russkie mother
>close the tab
It's a side character that gets quickly killed by the protagonist while he jokes about him being a black russian.
this, i guess he is a black insert character but it's handled very well, they work him in really well with the tone of the movie.
Russians aren't white so I don't really understand what you were so bothered about.
I thought he was Ethiopian
Agreed, it's totally unbelievable that a Black person would have sex with a russian subhuman.
Common occurence in puccia, tbqh.
>who pumped and dumped his Russkie mother
literally real AF
I laughed my ass of when the mutt died.
To be fair, about 12% of Russia is non white (look it up) so it's technically possible?
I can't watch anything with Bob Odenkino in it.
I didn't like it that much. It wasn't bad, but it just didn't do it for me.
It's mid. The bus scene being great was let down by everything with Christopher Lloyd being awful.
fricking dogshit
hardcore henry is kino though
A good poor man’s John Wick flick.
It's better than any of the John Wick movies.
Decent braindead action entertainment but I can't say i really remember much of it but it was good entertainment.
it's good although nothing special . but really good among its genre
I liked the premise where the violent psycho guy actually craves violence and is bored to tears living a normal life. I liked that his family immediately went and actually hid in the panic room when he said go hide. I liked that the wife was loyal af and understood who her husband really is. The fighting scenes were great especially the bus scene, but the warehouse at the end was shit, was Home Alone tier.
Bob smugly eating the steak at the Russian club was a kino scene.
It's fine for an action romp. Suffers a bit from the villains never actually feeling that dangerous and oh boy, it's more Russians!
It's generic but it doesn't do anything too serious or expect you to feel anything super emotional. Like that anon says, the villain feels more like a speedbump than a wall Saul Goodman has to get over. Also doesn't help that the ending fight scene looks more like a cod zombies match with people just running inside to be killed immediately with triple headshot quickscopes.
It's John Wick except the protagonist gets to have a personality, and said personality is that of a fricking maniac.
I just can't think of Bob Odenkirk as intimidating
The movie doesn't really portray him as such. In the bus fight everyone laughs at his threats, and afterwards no one really expresses fear of him unless he's literally pointing a gun at their head, more just a constant annoyance.
Isnt that sort of the point? Hes an unassuming almost dullard looking dude, but he was actually a top tier operator forced into a life of boredom. Look at half the navy seals and army rangers and stuff, they just look like regular dudes. Its only the oddballs like jocko, goggins or jesse ventura that stand out
jocko stands out because his face looks like he was born through a cheese grater
>forced into a life of boredom
he wanted it, it's just that as he said in the movie he "overcorrected" with normal.
>Isnt that sort of the point?
exactly
has tv taken the stupid pill lately or is it the vax?
so many moron takes
Good, but not great. I went in expecting it to be dog shit and it was decently enjoyable
Boomer fantasy slop
I love the first part of the move but the second one was cringe as frick for me
ESL opinion doesn't count
This movie is basically John Wick for Americans.
It's funnier to word it that way since this one has more Russians on production than John Wick does.
Here's something for you to think about.
Would a black man ever be on a movie poster with that name and that image of a guy being punched?
>John Wick is tragic and he's getting revenge because he has nothing left to lose
>Hutch and his father genuinely love and enjoy killing people
it's a funny contrast and Christopher Lloyd pretending to be asleep was kino
>movie is called nobody
>somebody is in the movie
walked out of the theater immediately
Sorry slipping jimmy, I don't buy it.
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its very generic but its not bad. you're not missing out on much if skip it
very overrated we have John Wick 1 at home movie
Odenkirk does not fit the role at all. the movie was kind of fun, but forgettable
It was good until it became some kind of home alone and everyone had superpowers
Pretty fun movie, I really enjoyed the bus fight scene.
It's kind of fun for a one-time watch. Basically a John Wick clone except with Bob Odenkirk. There are a few amusing scenes in there.