if you don’t grow up with sisters, sleeping over at a girl’s place is the first time you realise they’re actually disgusting and not pure princesses
4 months ago
Anonymous
Yep, you always know the dudes that didnt have sisters because they always be giving hoes attention meanwhile guys that did try to stay far away from them
Dude you'd be surprised how many b***hes live in squalor. That's why I dont let my gf in my room cause this b***h likes to eat in the bed and shit and leave food out. That's why I'm not gonna let her live with me when I move. My house is my peace.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Why would she want to shit in your bed? Do you not have a toilet?
Another meme that's real: N's fighting outside of waffle house. I wanted a post coitus 2 am waffle with the hooker I picked up(she was hungry too) and I caught these specimens going at it. One of them was shouting "I'm going to get in I'm rushdown" and the other responded with "You can't corner trap me I''ll break your armor". Why do they have to make up all these weird slang terms for drug deals? Anyway, the waffle house memes are real.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>he buys hookers waffles at 2 in the morning
Extremely based and gentleman pilled
Why would she want to shit in your bed? Do you not have a toilet?
A buddy of mine let me borrow his wifes car for a few days on the condition I clean it up and fix the battery draining issue. I just cleaned the terminals and got a used battery for 10 bucks and it was good as new except for the atrocious suspension. It was like being in a bouncy house with every bump. Anyway, there was trash everywhere. Stale mcdonalds all over the backseat. In both cupholders up front, they were caked with what looked like dehydrated bbq sauce. There was tons of old clothes sitting in the trunk area and it smelled of sweat and mildew throughout the whole car. When I dropped it off after, his wife gave me millions of excuses of why the car was in its condition. She was a very professional women, working as an exec somewhere for a lot of fricking money. It wasn't all bad though. She hit me up on facebook a couple years later after they got a divorce asking if I could help her do some work on her car. Fricked the shit out of me.
4 months ago
Anonymous
did you goo inside?
4 months ago
Anonymous
Yup, shit was cash
4 months ago
Anonymous
I love goo'ing inside.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Jesus Wept
4 months ago
Anonymous
10/10 Blogpost
4 months ago
Anonymous
Scumbag many such cases
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Scumbag
how? when his buddy let him borrow the car, he fulfilled the conditions of the agreement, and didn't mess with the guy's wife. SHE contacted HIM after they had already divorced. i fail to see how he's in the wrong?
honestly, at what point are they gonna have a come to jesus moment where they decide they cant keep making animal characters frickable? its really gone too far
I once knew a guy who wore a shirt featuring Sylvester the cat and I guess his son, and they were both frowning and wearing baggy clothes and bling. It was weird.
That's what you get when animators care about their work. Now you just stick your requirements into 3DS Max and let the physics and volumetric plugins take over.
She was cool and she was my first kiss but she told me a few months into dating that she was molested by her uncle once and I noped out of that relationship. Last time I talked to her was almost 10 years ago when she was pretty fat and living in California dating a nerdy black weeb dude
That reminds of a story Carl Barks once told somewhere. He said, that he got a note from Disney to tone down the shapes of the women he drew on Duck comics, as he had started to do a bit too busty and human like figures for them.
Pretty sure both of these are abuse against a minor now since consent was not solicited or expressed.
Max would be tried as an adult and receive a felony sentence in the double digits
Roxanne would get a spot on local news and a story to tell on her college admission essays
>Bill Farmer: Goofy >Jason Marsden: Max >Jim Cummings: Pete >Kellie Martin: Roxanne >Jenna von Oy: Stacey >Rob Paulsen: P.J >Wallace Shawn: Principal Mazur >Pauly Shore: Bobby >Frank Welker: Bigfoot >Tevin Campbell: Powerline
Such good voice acting in this film
The studio actually wanted Farmer to play Goofy with no dramatic depth even through the betrayal and doubt scenes because they didn't think he could, it would have been terrible
My parents got divorced when I was young.
The last time I spoke to my dad was when I was 7, then he stopped calling me and wouldn't accept my calls.
I watched The Goofy movie all the time at that age and hated Max because I wish I had someone who would take me on fishing trips.
Clearly they want to frick human women who have wet dog noses and floppy ears. It's weird, but OP's chick doesn't look like a dog. She probably only has two nipples, too.
>1990: DuckTales The Movie Treasure of the Lost Lamp/The Rescuers Down Under >1991: Beauty and the Beast >1992: Aladdin >1994: The Lion King >1995: A Goofy Movie/Pocahontas >1996: The Hunchback of Notre Dame >1997: Hercules >1998: Mulan >1999: Doug's 1st Movie/Tarzan
All the theatrical 2D movies by Disney released in the 90s.
>A Goofy Movie (1995) >Tarzan (1999) >102 Dalmatians (2000) >Eloise at the Plaza (2003) >Eloise at Christmastime (2003) >Enchanted (2007)
Kevin Lima's carrer as director. He joined Disney in 1987.
More like the Goony Movie (1995) if you know what I mean.
what did he mean?
You know what I mean.
was she actually this thick in the movie? i havent seen it in a really long time. please provide visual evidence
I always found this meme funny until I went back to a few girls places and some of them genuinely looked like a crack den
its shockingly real. mfers really got raised not knowing how to do any thing for themselves.
Stop fricking bpd prostitutes, anon, you're going to ruin your life
you're advising him to just never have sex
it's funny because it's true
if you don’t grow up with sisters, sleeping over at a girl’s place is the first time you realise they’re actually disgusting and not pure princesses
Yep, you always know the dudes that didnt have sisters because they always be giving hoes attention meanwhile guys that did try to stay far away from them
Dude you'd be surprised how many b***hes live in squalor. That's why I dont let my gf in my room cause this b***h likes to eat in the bed and shit and leave food out. That's why I'm not gonna let her live with me when I move. My house is my peace.
Why would she want to shit in your bed? Do you not have a toilet?
I agree with you. It was a real eye opener.
Another meme that's real: N's fighting outside of waffle house. I wanted a post coitus 2 am waffle with the hooker I picked up(she was hungry too) and I caught these specimens going at it. One of them was shouting "I'm going to get in I'm rushdown" and the other responded with "You can't corner trap me I''ll break your armor". Why do they have to make up all these weird slang terms for drug deals? Anyway, the waffle house memes are real.
>he buys hookers waffles at 2 in the morning
Extremely based and gentleman pilled
She’s Amber Heard Maxing
woman are animals who only live to eat and breed
Not that thick but they were saying something with that design.
lol b***h got a lazy eye
It's called bedroom eyes.
Also applies to their cars, I’ve been in some womens cars that look like trash bomb went off
A buddy of mine let me borrow his wifes car for a few days on the condition I clean it up and fix the battery draining issue. I just cleaned the terminals and got a used battery for 10 bucks and it was good as new except for the atrocious suspension. It was like being in a bouncy house with every bump. Anyway, there was trash everywhere. Stale mcdonalds all over the backseat. In both cupholders up front, they were caked with what looked like dehydrated bbq sauce. There was tons of old clothes sitting in the trunk area and it smelled of sweat and mildew throughout the whole car. When I dropped it off after, his wife gave me millions of excuses of why the car was in its condition. She was a very professional women, working as an exec somewhere for a lot of fricking money. It wasn't all bad though. She hit me up on facebook a couple years later after they got a divorce asking if I could help her do some work on her car. Fricked the shit out of me.
did you goo inside?
Yup, shit was cash
I love goo'ing inside.
>Jesus Wept
10/10 Blogpost
Scumbag many such cases
>Scumbag
how? when his buddy let him borrow the car, he fulfilled the conditions of the agreement, and didn't mess with the guy's wife. SHE contacted HIM after they had already divorced. i fail to see how he's in the wrong?
>male underwear and clothing everywhere
So what was the original caption?
Wood berry
funny, puerto rican/cuban girls look like this in the east coast even though this is a dog cartoon. they have similar features.
Yeah not even a furry, but I'd make an exception in her case
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
FRICKIN' SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXX
(and checked)
This isn't porn. Cleavage isn't porn. Stop watching fricking porn all the goddamned time you braindead fricking zoomer moron.
Is that Dua Lipa.
Oops, I thought that was Roxanne for a second.
honestly, at what point are they gonna have a come to jesus moment where they decide they cant keep making animal characters frickable? its really gone too far
Literally who?
>here’s that high schooler I was telling you about
DOG breasts DOG breasts WOOF WOOF.
>she has a black nose so she’s a furry even though she looks exactly like a human
That's a fricking dog
>mostly human body
>the only "dog" features is the snout nose
>unless you were jacking to the guys (who actually looked like dogs) then you were fine
Dude they could of easily been humanoid rats for how much similar they look in 90's era disney. They made them hot on purpose.
>a fricking dog
Damn right
i used to crank my little not-able-to-shoot-cum-yet peepee to this b***h and roxanne constantly. why the FRICK did they make these dogs so sexy
Writers are canadian israelites
And another fury was born
Literally just a normal woman design but with a black nose. Goofy and Max and Roxanne’s dad are the only actual dogoids in that world
Yeah I just meant the entire movie not just that particular character.
Yeah
THIS GIRL IS ONLY A TEEN SHE CAN'T CONSENT
*dog
Did they have an open relationship?
She’s the school bike
/g/
underrated
post the "other" version of the gif/webm
Because it sure seems like it
Roxanne is that perfect semi innocent girl next door vibe
Cozy
It's HS. If you weren't fricking multiple girls then you were doing it wrong.
Haha, yeah, imagine...
It's supposed to prepare you for college where all the couplings start getting weird.
The only thing open were her legs
Anon his name is literally Chad
https://goof-troop.fandom.com/wiki/Chad
>sexy body
>animal nose
Black-coded
Looks more like a gyaru to me
i always figured they were all mexican and never even questioned why. i assumed everyone saw them as mexican
Goofy movie (like most cartoons) is very important to Mexican-American pop culture.
fricking lmao. this is even getter than the gangster loony toons
It blows my mind how fricking weeb MexAm culture is man
>Disney
>Weeb culture
I once knew a guy who wore a shirt featuring Sylvester the cat and I guess his son, and they were both frowning and wearing baggy clothes and bling. It was weird.
Just a dog trying to get a bone. Arf!
Better delete this embarrassing post
after those supposed to be dags?
The patricians choice. Extremely based.
my first boner
Coffee girl was lovely. Why did she go for that fat tub of lard?
Real life is often dissapointing
What monsters we have become
What are you talking about I'm still a virgin
grim
they are cartoon characters sperganon
Plus the second movie is set in college.
also age of consent doesnt apply to dogs
We are al miners at heart!
Rock and stone, brother!
I wanna make that high school pornstar my wife.
ITT
Those Powerline songs are still catchy to this day.
It was a good time.
Even as a 7 year old or so, without using specifically these words, I knew in my soul: "that b***h is fricking GUSHING pussy juice rn"
I mean every middle school boys desire is to make his crush nut herself with how cool he is.
That beer was so well done
That's what you get when animators care about their work. Now you just stick your requirements into 3DS Max and let the physics and volumetric plugins take over.
>that face she makes
I miss my hs girlfriend so much
Why'd you frick up, anon?
She was cool and she was my first kiss but she told me a few months into dating that she was molested by her uncle once and I noped out of that relationship. Last time I talked to her was almost 10 years ago when she was pretty fat and living in California dating a nerdy black weeb dude
Dodged a bullet
>tfw you know, as a father, you're going to be more like Pete than Goofy
I'm going to be an awful dad, just like my dad and his dad.
Just don't be a dad
boom
problem solved.
lel
IF WE LOOKED INTO EACH OTHER'S HEARTS
Why is Disney like this?
Like what?
They're not real, they're cartoons. You fricking homosexual.
What the frick was his problem?
My headcanon is that Rock & Rule exists in the Goof-verse but it was a "live action movie" and it was exactly the same.
I think that's cool
The lost Shlepper brother.
>Hits 35 and starts b***hing about female sexualization in comics/video games.
>hits 35 and realizes you need to actually pay your debts
good thing disney censored it
last one is getting me
I unironically can't spot the differences in the top three. Am I moron?
I'll give you a hint
tiddy
yes, very
1. Boobs in the face
2. and 3. Hands on boobs
Max has a penchant for grabbing the tit.
Thank you anons
I always thought Disney was kiddie shit even as a 7 year old. Give me Dexter's Lab, Johnny Bravo, Ed Edd n Eddy, Courage etc all day.
That reminds of a story Carl Barks once told somewhere. He said, that he got a note from Disney to tone down the shapes of the women he drew on Duck comics, as he had started to do a bit too busty and human like figures for them.
>Zoomers when they hear Goofy movie
: ^I
>Zoomers when they hear Goofy ahh movie
I will now watch your bussin movie
THE WORK OF ONE WHO CONSORTS WITH BEASTS!
>she was glad it was Max because by this point she'd already heard him laugh
Did I read this right
Where was Peg?
My headcanon was that they were divorced just prior to the movie and took Pistol.
>he doesn't know PowerLine has already seeded all these Goof-Sloots
>Sylvia pretending to have white people rhythm in the end credits after we've seen her shake her groove thing
Pretty sure both of these are abuse against a minor now since consent was not solicited or expressed.
Max would be tried as an adult and receive a felony sentence in the double digits
Roxanne would get a spot on local news and a story to tell on her college admission essays
>How about tomorrow?
>Deal
It's weird how max was never utilized at all besides the goofy movies
not gonna check but I think the movie wasn’t a hit when it was released, it feels like it only got popular later on TV reruns/VHS
>cleavage line shifts around and isn't wobbly like all he other linework
Dang, I just realized this is edited
Same animator?
Seem like the original had cleavage, but was removed before it aired.
>Bill Farmer: Goofy
>Jason Marsden: Max
>Jim Cummings: Pete
>Kellie Martin: Roxanne
>Jenna von Oy: Stacey
>Rob Paulsen: P.J
>Wallace Shawn: Principal Mazur
>Pauly Shore: Bobby
>Frank Welker: Bigfoot
>Tevin Campbell: Powerline
Such good voice acting in this film
The studio actually wanted Farmer to play Goofy with no dramatic depth even through the betrayal and doubt scenes because they didn't think he could, it would have been terrible
Disney ruined multiple generations with their anthropomorphic animals
this whole section gives me nightmares
Sexo
The evil things AI will do without any complaint
Cute
How about that Runaway Brain tho
average puerto rican woman
This is a very well animated movie
Putting all their eggs into the Pixar 3D basket was a big mistake for Disney.
Disney didn't even 100% own Pixar early on.
Pixar > 90s Disney anyway
now that I think about it I had this movie on VHS until it jammed the player and ruined the tape
Lisa is the Sydney Sweeney of Max's college.
was this post movie stuff? i dont get why everyones on his dick
>was this post movie stuff? i dont get why everyones on his dick
After this
>that unfinished comic
My parents got divorced when I was young.
The last time I spoke to my dad was when I was 7, then he stopped calling me and wouldn't accept my calls.
I watched The Goofy movie all the time at that age and hated Max because I wish I had someone who would take me on fishing trips.
That's rough, buddy
I hope your wife and kids can provide happiness in a way your loser father never could anon
Maybe he found out you weren't his, things aren't as clear cut as they seem at that age.
Sorry anon, thats rough. Hope your life aint so bad now though
Based Goofy Movie Thread
Remember what they took from you
lmao relax
Oh my god, an uplifting ending in <current year>.
i know. can you even imagine?
>Oh my god, an uplifting ending in <current year>
Oh my God
what exactly makes this movie black-coded though?
made by black people
It was a different time
This is what she looks like now. Disney are so scared of anything that might be considered sexy.
>disney
WB's been riding Disney coattail for years now, so what he says isn't inaccurate.
Maybe it's a good thing that children's cartoons aren't pushing onto young girls they should have a dump truck sized ass and a 20 inch waist?
They should tho. What're you some typa gayger?
It's not.
yeah turning them into fat lesbos who get their asses kicked by sheboon dykes is a much better alternative
maybe in an era of ambulocetuses walking among us, fatasses ought to be shamed a bit more?
Show Lola is based though.
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Is that the first instance of a Latina in an animated movie?
She’s a tanned valley girl
Anon. It's a loose dressed girl in California in the 90s with dyed hair.
It's a Latina.
knew a girl like that in middle school. fake blue/green contacts too. she probably would have pity-blown me if i had the confidence to ask.
If you're white there was a 100% chance that you could've just shoved it down her throat and she would've happily suckled at it.
My friend, I thank you for your words. But I'm less appreciative of them at the moment, because I'm not in a position to goon.
It's not in California. The movie is about them going to LA.
>Goofey is from Ohio
Of course.
morons.
Disney Dogs = black coded
Ducks = white people
Mouse =???
Ducks are ethnic whites (including Scots and Irish), Mice are WASPs,
Why do these animators want to frick dogs?
Clearly they want to frick human women who have wet dog noses and floppy ears. It's weird, but OP's chick doesn't look like a dog. She probably only has two nipples, too.
She's a Minor pedos.
Some Cinemaphile anon made webms of this movie and posted this one, which is one of my favorite sequences of the movie.
you know, in the Disney universe, everyone is someone’s nephew. But goofy, he has a son. This means goofy clapped some cheeks
Good movie
idk bro, I thought it was kinda goofy
:^)
If they ever did a live action movie, I think they should get Joseline Kelly to play Roxanne
For me it's Theodora "Teddy Bearosito" Moutinho
that ass is shopped
Regardless, that ass needs to be filled by my wiener. Onlyfans when?
Why does she simultaneously look 22 and 37 at the same time?
sticc
roxxanne is built like mandy muse
I think it's her face mostly. I see it as fitting for the character
>ywn beat off to a The Force Unleashed parody wherein Mandy Muse plays Maris Brood
Why live?
you could just pay her to do a custom scene
My secretary is the goth version of this.
Your secretary, Jean, who is in love with you
Damn, I don't remember her breasts being that big
With Trash like this, I can see why so many Anons were thankful for Iron Giant coming along.
>1990: DuckTales The Movie Treasure of the Lost Lamp/The Rescuers Down Under
>1991: Beauty and the Beast
>1992: Aladdin
>1994: The Lion King
>1995: A Goofy Movie/Pocahontas
>1996: The Hunchback of Notre Dame
>1997: Hercules
>1998: Mulan
>1999: Doug's 1st Movie/Tarzan
All the theatrical 2D movies by Disney released in the 90s.
Mexico hot dog
Gotta wonder what her mother looks like.
YO
STAY-CEE!
TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME
BAAAABAAAAAYYYYYY
>A Goofy Movie (1995)
>Tarzan (1999)
>102 Dalmatians (2000)
>Eloise at the Plaza (2003)
>Eloise at Christmastime (2003)
>Enchanted (2007)
Kevin Lima's carrer as director. He joined Disney in 1987.