>Turning an ’80s TV series into a movie might be the epitome of Millennial mindlessness. In that sense, The Fall Guy is a perfectly idiotic product. Based on the television series that retooled The Six Million Dollar Man Lee Majors as a show-business stunt coordinator who also solved crimes, this facetious film adaptation stars Ryan Gosling, not quite a replacement for towering tough-guy Majors. As the titular Hollywood stuntman, Gosling is as bland as always. Every Gosling performance — whether the Plasticine eunuch Ken in Barbie or the junkie schoolteacher in Half Nelson, a psychotic getaway man in Drive or a jazz pianist in La La Land — seems unreal, a kind of stunt. Gosling may not be a CIA psyop like Taylor Swift, but he has a similar vapid persona, and his ubiquitous presence in the culture (he won’t go away) makes him equally dismaying.
https://www.nationalreview.com/2024/05/in-the-fall-guy-ryan-gosling-fakes-heroism-again/
>Gosling may not be a CIA psyop like Taylor Swift, but he has a similar vapid persona, and his ubiquitous presence in the culture (he won’t go away) makes him equally dismaying.
Do people really think Taylor Swift is a government conspiracy?
of course she is
She's just extremely generic, which appeals to the 100iq bland masses
Anybody who reaches her level of fame and money is a government asset
There's a reason his middle name is honorary
>CIA psyop like Taylor Swift
So Armond has gone full schizo?
>The gay Guy
This homosexual has always been a flaming homosexual. Tired of seeing his homosexual face spammed here
Do not listen to Black folk about anything, especially when they try to sound smart.
You can also apply that to women
Why would you say that about me?
>a CIA psyop like Taylor Swift
You're getting a bit dangerous here, Mr White.
almond spittin
>CIA psyop like Taylor Swift
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUAUAUAHAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't know about all that but I saw The Fall Guy last night, it's 2 hours long and has pacing issues but it wasn't bad.
Frick you saying about me Armond?!
>zoomies seethe when Armond insults their mediocre actor self-insert
based
>Gosling may not be a CIA psyop like Taylor Swift
okay i kek'd. and then stopped reading right there
>a CIA psyop like Taylor Swift
Who is this utterly based writer?
low kenergy thread
We knew it was over when he bogged himself.
it's only the beginning
ANON STOP, I CAN'T LOSE HIM
The Boginning of the Boggening
>The Bog Guy
>For (You)
>Every Gosling performance — whether the Plasticine eunuch Ken in Barbie or the junkie schoolteacher in Half Nelson, a psychotic getaway man in Drive or a jazz pianist in La La Land — seems unreal, a kind of stunt. Gosling may not be a CIA psyop like Taylor Swift, but he has a similar vapid persona, and his ubiquitous presence in the culture (he won’t go away) makes him equally dismaying.
I agree, although that unreal vapidity was perfect for Ken. I do think he's a bad actor, though. Could you imagine him playing a legitimate role like Titus Andronicus or something? I'd be yikes levels of bad.
Nothing but facts
>Gosling may not be a CIA psyop like Taylor Swift, but he has a similar vapid persona, and his ubiquitous presence in the culture (he won’t go away) makes him equally dismaying.
woah
>black man can't event fathom sigma white characters being real
It's not Armond's fault, Gosling movies aren't for him.