Goosebros... it's never been more over

>Turning an ’80s TV series into a movie might be the epitome of Millennial mindlessness. In that sense, The Fall Guy is a perfectly idiotic product. Based on the television series that retooled The Six Million Dollar Man Lee Majors as a show-business stunt coordinator who also solved crimes, this facetious film adaptation stars Ryan Gosling, not quite a replacement for towering tough-guy Majors. As the titular Hollywood stuntman, Gosling is as bland as always. Every Gosling performance — whether the Plasticine eunuch Ken in Barbie or the junkie schoolteacher in Half Nelson, a psychotic getaway man in Drive or a jazz pianist in La La Land — seems unreal, a kind of stunt. Gosling may not be a CIA psyop like Taylor Swift, but he has a similar vapid persona, and his ubiquitous presence in the culture (he won’t go away) makes him equally dismaying.

https://www.nationalreview.com/2024/05/in-the-fall-guy-ryan-gosling-fakes-heroism-again/

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gosling may not be a CIA psyop like Taylor Swift, but he has a similar vapid persona, and his ubiquitous presence in the culture (he won’t go away) makes him equally dismaying.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do people really think Taylor Swift is a government conspiracy?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        of course she is

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's just extremely generic, which appeals to the 100iq bland masses

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anybody who reaches her level of fame and money is a government asset

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a reason his middle name is honorary

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CIA psyop like Taylor Swift
    So Armond has gone full schizo?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The gay Guy
    This homosexual has always been a flaming homosexual. Tired of seeing his homosexual face spammed here

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do not listen to Black folk about anything, especially when they try to sound smart.
    You can also apply that to women

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you say that about me?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a CIA psyop like Taylor Swift
    You're getting a bit dangerous here, Mr White.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    almond spittin

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CIA psyop like Taylor Swift

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUAUAUAHAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know about all that but I saw The Fall Guy last night, it's 2 hours long and has pacing issues but it wasn't bad.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you saying about me Armond?!

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomies seethe when Armond insults their mediocre actor self-insert
    based

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gosling may not be a CIA psyop like Taylor Swift
    okay i kek'd. and then stopped reading right there

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a CIA psyop like Taylor Swift
    Who is this utterly based writer?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    low kenergy thread

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We knew it was over when he bogged himself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's only the beginning

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ANON STOP, I CAN'T LOSE HIM

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Boginning of the Boggening

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Bog Guy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >For (You)

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Every Gosling performance — whether the Plasticine eunuch Ken in Barbie or the junkie schoolteacher in Half Nelson, a psychotic getaway man in Drive or a jazz pianist in La La Land — seems unreal, a kind of stunt. Gosling may not be a CIA psyop like Taylor Swift, but he has a similar vapid persona, and his ubiquitous presence in the culture (he won’t go away) makes him equally dismaying.

    I agree, although that unreal vapidity was perfect for Ken. I do think he's a bad actor, though. Could you imagine him playing a legitimate role like Titus Andronicus or something? I'd be yikes levels of bad.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing but facts

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gosling may not be a CIA psyop like Taylor Swift, but he has a similar vapid persona, and his ubiquitous presence in the culture (he won’t go away) makes him equally dismaying.
    woah

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >black man can't event fathom sigma white characters being real

    It's not Armond's fault, Gosling movies aren't for him.

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