Gordon may be a fraud and a moron, but I appreciate this for making Cinemaphile gays seethe.
Gordon may be a fraud and a retard, but I appreciate this for making?
Gordon may be a fraud and a moron, but I appreciate this for making Cinemaphile gays seethe.
Ramsay was always a massive poofter.
Hello, Gordon.
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional.
This is a really good post and deserves more recognition.
>gordo- ACK! HELP ME GORDON
ITS FRICKIN RAW
I cant even begin to fathom how fricking shit fish and chips from a microwave would taste
You ever had em air fried? The fries are meh, breaded fish air fries extremely well
your privilege is showing
American brains thought this post
not to bag on yous guys but microwaved fish and chips would be secular blasphemy.
>he microwaves frozen breaded fish slop
Yeah shit fish probably tastes pretty bad
He crusaded his whole career against frozen slop meals, now he has his very own. Between this and orgasming while munching on Trisquits, he really is a hack.
>It thrills me that these dishes are so widely available for anyone to experience, and I hope they inspire the home chef in everyone.
His food tastes so bad it will motivate you to actually cook for yourself
Well he's shifted from being a chef to a businessman so it shouldn't be surprising he's doing things that can make him money. He clearly lost all passion for cooking.
Anybody who has "passion for cooking" is a gay. Cooking is what women did because men had more important things to do with their time. That's why anyone "into cooking" is a queer or spiritually a woman.
That guy is an actual gay who gets fricked up the butt, though.
That's my point.
>Anybody who has "passion for cooking" is a gay
True, but if you can't cook you're also pathetic and subhuman.
>Boil meat and vegetables
That's the most effort anybody should be willing to put into making food if it isn't their job.
>Boiled bacon
any man who can't do the basics of cooking, cleaning and sowing, on top of crafting, farming and fighting, is useless as a soldier and should be put out with the elderly to die in winter
a dog that dwells in filth makes the pack filthy
>my uncle making me do woman's work and wear dresses was actually Alpha Male survival training
>not being self sufficient is actually a good thing!
your uncle made you wear dresses?
do you also eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
>sowing
how about spelling, you fricking moron?
you can't plant seeds?
hunt, fish and farm you homosexual
legit catch though anon, I'm just a little riled I guess that everyone is getting shitter at everything, it's like moving to a moron farm almost everywhere on earth now
embarassing post dude.
Men, and by men, I mean real men do not cook. Sorry that you lack even a single droplet of testosterone in your dainty troony body, but there is no excuse for this. Men are hunters. Women are berry pickers and cooks while the ones that actually provide for their way of life are out doing the work.
You are a failure of the West
>Le hunter gatherer
Go live in Africa Black person
>First thing the troony thinks about when being told about real men is BBC from Africa.
The comedy just writes itself
>BBC from Africa
He just said africa, a known to be wild region with hunter-gatherer societies still pretty extant. And you interpreted that as anon bringing up Black person wiener.
>“DUUUDE IM GONNA MAKE A SCENE IN THIS THREAD AND TALK ABOUT HOW ALL COOKS ARE gayS”
>Starts thinking about BBC out of nowhere
kek the ones who hate gays the most are the ones that are always a closeted chud
You read the word Africa and the first visual that appears in your head is black penises? Bro you're zesty
enjoy your tasteless food
Men don't hunt, they go onto anime pedophile forums for mindless entertainment, in between jacking off and watching children's cartoons.
But daren't they touch a spatula once in their lives, for that would be their downfall.
so if the women die, you die
well done anon, your a useless homosexual
> Still need women to birth offspring
Well, you're not wrong.
For now
Sure thing, Mr. Cinemaphile tough guy
What about having a cookout with your family and bros? Also, basic cooking is literally a survival skill.
>I mean real men do not cook
>you just need to know the basic
your ancestors would stone you
t. just ordered $30 of mcdonalds from door dash
I will hunt you down and smash your head in with a baseball bat, cooklet
>puts frozen corn dogs in microwave
>yep, I'm an alpha male alright. Only a pussy would know how to make anything else
I do this and say this
Oh thats clever I haven't heard a million people say this yet
Do you hunt to provide for your family?
>boiled meat
The frick is wrong with you.
It's obvious he has only had his mom cook for him. That explains all the anti cooking masculinity memes he's spewing too
I know you're proud of cooking for your husband every night, anon, but being a kitchen poof isn't that special
frick kitchen poofs, you can't do anything and your going to die laughing, smeared in your own shit you useless old frick
set an example granddad and jump off the glacier before you give us all pox
>fast
>cooked evenly
Nothing.
Yea man, I love a boiled steak
what do you think a pot roast is you fricking amateur? not to mention the hundreds of other recipes that boil meat
>pot roast
>boiled, not roasted
Enlighten me
why do you insist on talking when you’re completely ignorant?
stewing is not boiling
This homosexual doesn't own a grill lol
>this consoomer gay thinks he isn't gay
>He doesn't know how to make his own grill
You can make a grill entirely for free if you have functioning testicles and aren't a limp-wrist who doesn't know how to work metal.
but cooking is gay so grilling something instead of forcing your wife to do it by sheer establishment of your dominance is still gay
>Not putting the meat you yourself killed on the grill and watching it cook, engaging not just your hunter instincts but also your older caveman instincts as you sit and stare at the fire
You do not know what is good in life.
Someone can't cook. Lmao.
What a loser!
>Someone can't cook. Lmao.
>What a loser!
Tranetto no passetto
All you need to know is how to cook a few things, breakfast and a few dinners, how to cook steaks right, how to make eggs. Any overly fancy stuff and I know you're a fatass degenerate.
> Cinemaphile tier opinion
in the bin it goes
He's shilling for Triscuits now which are pretty much my favorite thing to eat when I don't want to cook
He should get a Pepperidge Farm sponsorship for those overpriced conveniently pre-sliced cheese pieces next
>the virgin frozen meal vs the chad knorr stock pod
>making Cinemaphile gays seethe
Cinemaphile is a Marco board, my friend.
based and Knorrpilled
why do people lose their shit over this?
all he does is add some stock cubes to enchance the flavor. you can easily leave them out and the recipe is still good
Because they are obsessed with the idea that you are supposed to be some cooking maestro until you die.
Marco did it gracefully. Retired, gave away all his Michelin stars and now is more of an entertainer.
he was an entertainer even when he was on the Michelin grind, if you watch his show from the 80s you'll know it's true.
nowadays he's more about using his public image to teach people about simple but delicious cooking, and Knorr is unironically a good company in this regard. their product is actually good and using it is much easier and more consistent than seasoning my food "correctly".
>and Knorr is unironically a good company in this regard
This.
I thought his Knorr adds were a meme but they unironically make top tier shit.
powdered chicken stock is a great ingredient to even non-soup foods like southern fried cabbage
No idea, stock is literally cheat codes for cooking. Whatever savoury dish you are making, it's probably better with a sprinkling. Is real stock better? Of course, but it takes forever to make if you have an actual job and isn't as versatile.
REMINDER
Marco:
>takes his fading relevancy in stride
>shills for knorr stock pots for a fat paycheck, then disappears
>opens up some pubs and steakhouses where he gets to have fun again, doesn't have to chase every new pretentious fad to impress snobs with more money than sense
>returns his michelin stars because they mean absolutely nothing to him and it's just bullshit marketing
Gordon:
>not taking his fading relevancy in stride at all, seems desperate to hold on
>tries to shill himself on social media by yelling at people making shitty food, while also putting out the frito pie and grilled cheese videos
>cares too much about being in the spotlight and impressing people, while also getting shit on for not being able to make a simple grilled cheese
>puts shit like $105 burgers with no fries on his menus
Kneel, Ramsaygays.
Marco never was relevant
It is very hard to be profitible in the restaurant business even for a top guy like Gordon. You have to think it costs hundreds of millions of dollars a year to operate all his businesses so when things shut down during the pandemic he lost hundreds of millions. He's cashing out now because he has to.
whoh man i'm smoking with an apron on. i didn't even shave either, frick man.
any chef with lengthy hair or beard is shit
imagine being so up your ass about the integrity of cuisine when your body hair is constantly falling into the dish
Gastronomy isn't an artform and chefs aren't cool. Everything those gays make will turn into literal shit
Frankly, on the grilled cheese thing, you don't even need to go as far as Marco to shit on Gordon.
alton used to be based as hell. his harpy succubus wife needs to be stopped
Marco shill for knorr is somewhat justified with how he wanted homecook to have greater taste without spending 4 hours making stock
>net worth 60 million
does he value his reputation at all?
does he not have enough money?
why do this?
He's trying to help out MPW's addict son
What's the issue? Trump isn't Greek. He's Scots-German.
Marco is going to knock him out and take away a star for this disgusting display of sloppery
>chef are these meals fresh?
>fresh frozen anon
Nobody cares about washed up Ramsay anymore. He has a few social media employees and one of these spams him 24/7 on here.
>those zoomer video titles on Youtube
Move over Gordon Ramsay, there's a new king in town
For their sake, I hope they are faking
They're not, I believe they really do have down syndrome.
no they are just regular Cinemaphile posters
How do you sell out like this when you are already rich as frick? I get "hustling" when you're at the start of your career but doing it when you already got more than enough money for yourself + your family is just sad. It's one thing if he was selling meal kits to get people into home cooking or something but this stands against EVERYTHING he ever did.
You're assuming Ramsay ever stood for anything beyond wanting to be a famous celebrity chef. This is what he is deep down.
It's even more baffling since he has said he's leaving nothing for his kids
wtf he said that?
>meal kits
yea it's not the fact he's selling packaged food but microwave slop. if he sold packs of real food with specific instructions for cooking a decent meal from a single box that'd be alright
pretty pathetic how it is though
Meal kits are for gays who like to pretend they aren't eating trendier slop.
meal kits are fricking moronic, for morons too lazy to get groceries. look up any meal kit and how to make it, look up the ingredients, then go get them from walmart for way cheaper you lazy frick. also ive heard they can have problems with food sitting out for awhile because getting fresh produce and stuff all the way through shipping and delivery is not easy.
>look up any meal kit and how to make it, look up the ingredients, then go get them from walmart for way cheaper you lazy
That takes time. My time is the most valuable resource I have, a token amount of money is trifling in comparison
>My time is the most valuable resource I have
Says the man posting on Cinemaphile :S
I enjoy this, intellectually demolishing a peasant like you. It's a worthy use of my time, unlike pouring over ingredients list instead of just leveraging my significant net worth to get a tasty nutritious meal with no effort
Post frozen kino
oh shit I actually eat this exact pizza regularly
I love it, I love thin crust pizzas and this one tastes great
>it's fricking frozen!?
yes chef!
He’s a tv star and business man first before anything else.
>IT'S FRICKKKKINNNGG FROZEN YOU DONKKKKKKKEEEEEE-EEEE-EEEYYYYYY
I kinda get selling out but what I don't get is selling out AND not wanting to leave money to your kids. Why try to amass all this wealth and destroy your integrity if it's not going to your next of kin?
lol if you think he isnt giving them his money
he is, this shit is some brainwashing thing to try to make the next generation poor
Yeah, they always do some bullshit like setup some charity foundation and give their kids cushy zero work executive jobs at huge pay rates
People always say this and always fricking leave them a shit ton.
its probably just to get his kids to work for themselves and be independent
I'd do the same and leave it all to them
It'll be funneled to them through tax evasion methods anyone who doesn't see through these scams is a braindead fool.
>selling out AND not wanting to leave money to your kids. Why try to amass all this wealth and destroy your integrity if it's not going to your next of kin?
Because the taxman'll end up with a larger share of Gordon's ill gotten grilled cheese gains if his kids have to pay inheritance tax than if he sets up some sort of foundation with them as beneficiaries.
>wife is hotter than any of her daughters
grim
Well at least he's given up pretending to give a shit about good food now.
Marie kino can never be beat
king
I thought about picking up the mac and cheese today - just to see.
For me it's Patti Labelle's Pies
Ok, but the big question. How is the frozen food?
fresh frozen
prove you can cook right now
I dont take pictures of meals I cook because i'm not a woman
>I'm hope
>spend years yealling at the top of your lungs at wagies on tv for using frozen ingredients and microwaving food at restaurants, captivating emotionally stunted burgers everywhere
>sell your own overpriced frozen meals years later to the very people you entertained with your red-faced screaming antics
pretty based, not gonna lie. however, truly charismatic chad chefs make enough money on book sales and tv show residuals to avoid such things
Pepin seems like a cool guy.
>quick easy meals with simple ingredients
>down to earth personality despite his fame and reputation
6$ for some rice and mushrooms !? get fricked Gordy.
>Ramsay's already has a face, and it's old, and lovable, and familiar, and it sells burritos! Millions and millions of burritos!
>YOU CALL THAT A FRICKING RISOTTO
>Thousands of people are being killed currently
>Reddit on fire
>twitter on fire
>GAZA going to received the worst terror attack in modern history retaliation
>"DUDE GOYSLOP HOOOOLY SHIEEET"
of people are being killed currently
on fire
on fire
>>GAZA going to received the worst terror attack in modern history retaliation
>>"DUDE GOYSLOP HOOOOLY SHIEEET"
This board is for escapism and laughing at Americans.
If you want to weigh down your soul with shit that doesn't effect you, watch the news, chud.
Jews arent people
Hide threads that get you upset instead of throwing tantrums.
what if they're good
bon appetit Black person
> “Contains a bioengineered ingredient”
Oooh, my favourite!
The shepherd's pie says it contains beef, which is actually really funny because a shepherd's pie is supposed to contain lamb, and he's screamed his head off at people on Kitchen Nightmares for making shepherd's pie with beef instead of lamb.
Ramsay is a hack who stopped giving a frick a while ago, he's become a social media grifter and nothing more.
I can make hard cheese sandwiches with kimchi myself? Sign me the frick up!
it didnt sausage so well, bros
In the new Kitchen Nightmares Ramsay gets on someone's ass for serving a grilled cheese where the cheese hasn't melted yet
Marco Pierre also shills frozen products, but at least they're basic vegetable ingredients, not ready-made slop.
Cinemaphile doesn't seethe, they're one of the only live, laugh, love boards.
All hobby boards devolve into hideous autism because, as it turns out, this place is filled ot the brim with unpleasant spergs.