>But a woman got away with stabbing a dude over a hundred times because he suffered from marijuana hysteria
All that proves is that you can't trust female judges for shit. Weed doesn't fricking do that, and the woman had been smoking for a long time before the incident. It was premeditated. By stab 25 you come to your senses in most cases I would think
Nah bro. Knives are bead for killing people because it doesn’t really destroy vital organs. A knife kills by spilling blood and you need to bleed a hell of a lot to die from it which is why people usually freak out and stab the victim like 50-80 times on average
Bitches, lel. They take one lil puff, bump, sip or half a tab of anything and they go full Dewey Cox on PCP mode. One erowid drug story had a woman accusing her bf of rape and screaming it in the halls for no reason, and she didn’t even sound that sorry about it.
>I was alone with a femboy >We were getting high >Have gay sex
All of these things were preventable you wanted to have sex, weed isn't like alcohol where you can blackout.
Is there any known science to this? I would fund these experiments.
It fricking happens, look at the several examples ITT. I didn't want to believe this until it happened to me to. It was just gonna be a goof off with a couple of buds that ended up turning into sucking off 2 dudes. When they finished we just sat down and sat in silence for a few minutes and continued like nothing happened. No one ever spoke of it again.
It fricking happens and they don't want you to know. Frick this satanic plant
it happens in SOME fraternities >t. went to college with a gay friend who was in the "robotics" frat that was also the gayest one on campus
He would have "totally straight" frat brothers come cuddle with him in bed because they were "lonely".
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It fricking happens, look at the several examples ITT. I didn't want to believe this until it happened to me to. It was just gonna be a goof off with a couple of buds that ended up turning into sucking off 2 dudes. When they finished we just sat down and sat in silence for a few minutes and continued like nothing happened. No one ever spoke of it again.
It fricking happens and they don't want you to know. Frick this satanic plant
if you willingly put someone else's wiener in your mouth you are and always were a homosexual. straight men are disgusted by the thought of sucking another man's wiener it doesn't just happen accidentally. weed and alcohol cannot make you gay kek
>I was alone with a femboy >We were getting high >Have gay sex
All of these things were preventable you wanted to have sex, weed isn't like alcohol where you can blackout.
>smoke weed with a friend >go take a piss >walk out the bathroom >tall, fat footballer friend grabs my head and plants a kiss right on my lips
this really fricked me up ngl, it's my first and only kiss
Don’t feel bad anon. Sex between two men can be beautiful. Best sex I’ve ever had is with a tight young femboy that lets you breed his butthole. They let you do crazy shit too, way more than most women.
One of the easiest ways to have sex with a feminine twink is offer them weed. It seriously turns gays into wiener bawds.
Anyone who unironically uses the term "femboy" is 99% of the time some gay, mentally-ill, porn-addicted White "person" who infrequently touches grass.
I've met/dicked down a lot of femboys over the years and none of them ever referred to themselves as a "femboy" irl. It's just a succient way to refer to a very specific demographic when you want to tell people you dicked down a 5'5 dainty 19yr old feminine male with suprisingly strong curves to his hips.
>It seriously turns gays into wiener bawds.
Also once you start getting high with them, offer to let them try poppers. It 100% amplifies that effect.
Maybe X would work better, but idk. That stuff's pretty intense compared to an inhalant that leaves your system in 5 minutes.
Weed is one thing cause it's legal in Canada but I could not give a femboy molly in good conscious. I know it's low on the danger scale for street drugs but it still could frick up their life. Brutal to do that just to get my dick deep throated.
Camping is great for this. Nowhere to go and nobody around. I’ve split so many of my bros’ cheeks after drinking when out camping. They never tell their gfs after but it makes parties awkward
So here's the thing; most people have the capacity for gayness, but they deny the urge because of society and whatnot. But alcohol lowers inhibitions, so yes, you're more likely to "go gay" when you're drunk or high, but only if you secretly were curious anyway.
It was oscar b8 from the start, virtue signaling with gay men was still a little controversial back then. Obama's gay marriage legalization came only a few years after.
>smoke weed once >lie down >suddenly feel like i'm cumming >this lasts for an hour or so
did this ever happen to anyone else? it freaked me the frick out.
>lonely freshman in college >download grindr >hour later a very metrosexual asian twink shows up >gives me the best head of my life >he leaves and i never meet him again
It happened 2 other times with different guys. It's a fun release but I always feel short term regret immediately post nut.
Now imagine that asian twink was also the best bro you ever had.
That's what the unicorn gay relationships are like. And they are extremely rare. Gays are either vapid flamboyant homosexuals or repressed and lonely.
I like how straight men can only ever think of penetrative sex.
Did they have ANAL SEX in the mountains?
I didn't watch the movie so maybe they did, but I think its far more likely they just frotted or blew each other and kissed.
Sex doesn't have to be putting a thing in a hole.
>Did they have ANAL SEX in the mountains?
They actually did. I was kind of surprised how explicit it was, I figured they'd just make out, fade to black, wake up next to each other, NOPE, full spitting on the hand to lube up before going to pound town.
The amount of media that convey spontaenous anal sex as a thing made for some miserable experiences when I started having gay sex. I get that douching isn't "sexy" in your romance but at least have your character say they need a shower or something. Actual homos spend a long time prepairing for sex.
This is why frotting/oral/sexy cuddling is far better for "casual" stuff.
Once you need to spend 20 minutes in the bathroom with a device specifically to "prepare" and need lube to even insert, its not casual anymore.
>was told college is super gay and libshits will push gay stuff onto you
i thought it was an exageration >take intro to film and have to watch this >take english and have to read a book by a gay comedian
Its funny watching homosexuals trying to flip a narrative. I just dont want the 1% pushing their agenda on the 99% or has that number been inflated through the media in the last 2 decades?
Its an occupy moment joke moron, Gen Z is about 20% now because of gay propoganda that tells you to self mutilate or sodomize each other to be popular. Just like on tv! I'm sure that's not significant to homos that want more diseased blown out buttholes.
>unga bunga butt stuff
Hmm, yes, eloquent points worthy of academic dissertation.
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You're the one having someone stick a dick in your shithole and then later sucking on that same dick. You're the degenerate, not us.
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>fails to explain or refute why he likes sucking shit dick
I reiterate...
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>unga bunga butt stuff
Thought provoking.
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Remind me what the topic of this thread is again
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Television & Film
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wash yo ass homie
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>unga bunga butt stuff
Thought provoking.
buttholes have shit inside them. Did you homosexuals know that?
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3 months ago
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Maybe you're just a baby bowels b***h. Learn to shit bro.
Enjoy your intestinal worms, anal worms, and pink eye, homosexual.
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Have you had a single, independent thought not relating to anuses and fecal matter today?
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I've thought about nothing related to sex or shit until about 30mins ago when I opened this thread. I thought about a book I'm reading, I thought about work, I thought about my girlfriend, I thought about where I want to buy a house.
How long has it been since there was a dick in your ass? Or is it like a daily thing?
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>I've thought about nothing related to sex >I thought about my girlfriend
That's rough, buddy.
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I was thinking about whether I can picture myself marrying her.
Will you answer my question or are you being penetrated right now?
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obsessed
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How long has it been since she's had a dick in her ass, poor lass?
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lmao... the absolute state of homosexuals. Can't answer a single question because they know that everyone around them recognizes how degenerate and disgusting their "normal" day-to-day lives are.
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Maybe you're just a baby bowels b***h. Learn to shit bro.
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Good diet and a light cleaning out will remove any traces of shit 99.9% of the time. Dated a femboy for 4yrs. Fricked his tight pink butthole probably over 400 times. Never once had an issue.
I watched this movie once on TV late at night when I was younger, I vaguely knew about it at the time
When the first sex scene came on I was so disgusted by it that I actually covered my eyes and jumped like it was a jump scare in a horror movie.
I changed the channel to King of Queens and in that KoQ ep two of the character pretend to be gay to get some married couples promotional thing and it freaked me out again
Never finished the movie and never will, gays are gross
This isn't so much a gay movie as it is a movie about two gay men. If you were to alter the sex/kissing scenes to something that just suggests what happens its actually a decent movie.
It happens. Sadly it can go very wrong because booze lowers inhibitions and impacts your memory-making. Had a guy friend for years, knew I'm gay, he was straight by all indications. Then one night we got trashed and he laid one on me. Then we made out. Then I blew him a bit, then we jerked each other a bit. Then I blacked out and woke up in his bed. Got ugly after because he was in denial even after he made the first move. Friendship ended right there cause of it. It happens, just be prepared to sacrifice a friendship over it, or at least work to keep a dialogue going so you don't accidentally mind break your closeted friend.
chew wouldn't git it, city slicker
Same thing happened to me except we were high instead of drunk. Never doing weed with a femboy again.
story time?
Weed really doesn’t mess you up that much I think that was on you.
But a woman got away with stabbing a dude over a hundred times because he suffered from marijuana hysteria
I heard about that. Insane.
>But a woman got away with stabbing a dude over a hundred times because he suffered from marijuana hysteria
All that proves is that you can't trust female judges for shit. Weed doesn't fricking do that, and the woman had been smoking for a long time before the incident. It was premeditated. By stab 25 you come to your senses in most cases I would think
Nah bro. Knives are bead for killing people because it doesn’t really destroy vital organs. A knife kills by spilling blood and you need to bleed a hell of a lot to die from it which is why people usually freak out and stab the victim like 50-80 times on average
weed makes you psychotic, the degree to which is probably genetic.
Bitches, lel. They take one lil puff, bump, sip or half a tab of anything and they go full Dewey Cox on PCP mode. One erowid drug story had a woman accusing her bf of rape and screaming it in the halls for no reason, and she didn’t even sound that sorry about it.
She got away with it because she was a woman.
If a man did it he would go to prison for life.
rich people and white women have an innate resistance to prison sentences
I knew it was the gateway drug, I just didn't know it was the gateway to man-ass.
straight people don't accidentally be gay kek. you were always a gay.
It fricking happens, look at the several examples ITT. I didn't want to believe this until it happened to me to. It was just gonna be a goof off with a couple of buds that ended up turning into sucking off 2 dudes. When they finished we just sat down and sat in silence for a few minutes and continued like nothing happened. No one ever spoke of it again.
It fricking happens and they don't want you to know. Frick this satanic plant
Anon, I think you might just be a homosexual
straightbros....
thank you for sharing your reddit post anon, but I still think you are just a massive homosexual
it happens a lot in fraternities
no, that stuff doesnt happen in fraternities
thats an urban legend
it happens in SOME fraternities
>t. went to college with a gay friend who was in the "robotics" frat that was also the gayest one on campus
He would have "totally straight" frat brothers come cuddle with him in bed because they were "lonely".
>"robotics" frat
It was already over.
I mean, it was an engineering university.
Wait where did the second guy come from?
I would love to frick a femboy in the ass (no homo) but they just don't exist in real life.
My and my older cousin used to get high on weed together when I was like 14 and he'd let me suck him off and put my fingers up his ass.
Same but with my oldest sister.
if you willingly put someone else's wiener in your mouth you are and always were a homosexual. straight men are disgusted by the thought of sucking another man's wiener it doesn't just happen accidentally. weed and alcohol cannot make you gay kek
woah.. he let you suck his dick? what a generous guy. no but seriously if you also don't get your dick sucked you got scammed LMFAO
>I was alone with a femboy
>We were getting high
>Have gay sex
All of these things were preventable you wanted to have sex, weed isn't like alcohol where you can blackout.
Weed turns some people gay, no joke.
I repeat, SOME people.
Is there any known science to this? I would fund these experiments.
There is literally nothing wrong with fricking a femboy.
There is, however, everything wrong with fricking a troony.
>smoke weed with a friend
>go take a piss
>walk out the bathroom
>tall, fat footballer friend grabs my head and plants a kiss right on my lips
this really fricked me up ngl, it's my first and only kiss
Even the way you type sounds like a woman, just transition already.
>tall, fat footballer friend grabs my head and plants a kiss right on my lips
WHY NOT ME? All three of your descriptors sound like he's my type.
Proof that weed turns you gay
Weed just makes me enjoy things more and have a longer attention span so I can do things i've been meaning to do, i think you're just a gay
Maybe you’ve been meaning to have gay sex but haven’t gotten around to doing it yet?
>weed makes men gay and women stab their boyfriends
Yeah there's no way that shit should be legalized. Quentin was right about stoners.
I already like guys sober, but I can confirm that weed makes it much more intense
Don’t feel bad anon. Sex between two men can be beautiful. Best sex I’ve ever had is with a tight young femboy that lets you breed his butthole. They let you do crazy shit too, way more than most women.
Anyone who unironically uses the term "femboy" is 99% of the time some gay, mentally-ill, porn-addicted White "person" who infrequently touches grass.
Always has been the gay drug. Straight people do cocaine. No that I do drugs but if I had to its going to be that one.
>implying you aren't going back for seconds
One of the easiest ways to have sex with a feminine twink is offer them weed. It seriously turns gays into wiener bawds.
I've met/dicked down a lot of femboys over the years and none of them ever referred to themselves as a "femboy" irl. It's just a succient way to refer to a very specific demographic when you want to tell people you dicked down a 5'5 dainty 19yr old feminine male with suprisingly strong curves to his hips.
>It seriously turns gays into wiener bawds.
Also once you start getting high with them, offer to let them try poppers. It 100% amplifies that effect.
Maybe X would work better, but idk. That stuff's pretty intense compared to an inhalant that leaves your system in 5 minutes.
Weed is one thing cause it's legal in Canada but I could not give a femboy molly in good conscious. I know it's low on the danger scale for street drugs but it still could frick up their life. Brutal to do that just to get my dick deep throated.
giving molly to people to have sex with them might as well be date rape
Cowboy buttsex
They were homos. If it was a drunk one-off thing, they wouldn't have carried a torch for eachother over the next 20 yrs.
How do you deal with poopdick in the backcountry?
They were shown bathing in the river.
Put salt on your dick so the horse licks it
Let that shit crust mmmmm
Bless your heart, you're trying so hard to keep this meme alive.
Sounds like someone has a case of the Crustdays
Camping is great for this. Nowhere to go and nobody around. I’ve split so many of my bros’ cheeks after drinking when out camping. They never tell their gfs after but it makes parties awkward
It’s not gay it’s friendship
it's really not a bad movie OP
>178mil at the box office
This film made more money than any gay drama since, including Everything Everywhere All At Once.
I thought it was a western!
does this actually happen to men? alcohol induced gayness?
only if you are a gay in denial
that tent must have smelled like ass
So here's the thing; most people have the capacity for gayness, but they deny the urge because of society and whatnot. But alcohol lowers inhibitions, so yes, you're more likely to "go gay" when you're drunk or high, but only if you secretly were curious anyway.
Bros, this isn't the thread right?
This can be whatever you want it to be, anon. Use your imagination.
why would a straight actor agree to make this?
It was oscar b8 from the start, virtue signaling with gay men was still a little controversial back then. Obama's gay marriage legalization came only a few years after.
#CRUSTED!
Why can't I quit fricking you in the ass?!?!
Because you like it? Idiot.
literally me
Literally happened to me this weekend, went to a party dressed as a cowboy and woke up the next morning in some twink's bed, good times
Jake is still fricking tom Holland
>smoke weed once
>lie down
>suddenly feel like i'm cumming
>this lasts for an hour or so
did this ever happen to anyone else? it freaked me the frick out.
Kind of. It was more like I had control of my internal muscles and was giving myself a constant orgasm.
>Drink all night
>Wake up hangover
>Brutally jerk off to gay thoughts
Every single time. It's like I wanna punish myself
>Never doing weed with a femboy again
ewwwwwwwwwwww
kek hate that picture
wouldja be less gay, im less gay and i think these are hilarious
>lonely freshman in college
>download grindr
>hour later a very metrosexual asian twink shows up
>gives me the best head of my life
>he leaves and i never meet him again
It happened 2 other times with different guys. It's a fun release but I always feel short term regret immediately post nut.
it's almost like meaningless sex is empty
This what homies who dont be frickin say
Enjoy your aids.
Now imagine that asian twink was also the best bro you ever had.
That's what the unicorn gay relationships are like.
And they are extremely rare. Gays are either vapid flamboyant homosexuals or repressed and lonely.
gay
I prefer Brokebuck Mountin'
Why are the memes of Cinemaphile so fricking homoerotic as of late? Are we really turning back into the gutters of Rome?
Pompeii's graffiti is proof shitposting hasnt change.
'House of Orpheus: I have buggered men'
LMAO
so true. the dick is the great communicator across time and space <====3
gays flock to any gay adjecent thread to spread their homosexualry.
Wouldn't it make more sense to go to threads that don't have the thing in it, if the goal is spreading? Like you're doing right now?
Crustbutt Mountain
tfw no homophobic cowboy bf who is in-fact gay
I like how straight men can only ever think of penetrative sex.
Did they have ANAL SEX in the mountains?
I didn't watch the movie so maybe they did, but I think its far more likely they just frotted or blew each other and kissed.
Sex doesn't have to be putting a thing in a hole.
Sex in deed involves inserting a penis into a vegana. Anything else is not sex.
Sucking dick is putting a thing in a hole you homosexual.
still they could have done things other than just fricking in the ass, especially in the mountain with no lube or prep beforehand
>Did they have ANAL SEX in the mountains?
They actually did. I was kind of surprised how explicit it was, I figured they'd just make out, fade to black, wake up next to each other, NOPE, full spitting on the hand to lube up before going to pound town.
The amount of media that convey spontaenous anal sex as a thing made for some miserable experiences when I started having gay sex. I get that douching isn't "sexy" in your romance but at least have your character say they need a shower or something. Actual homos spend a long time prepairing for sex.
This is why frotting/oral/sexy cuddling is far better for "casual" stuff.
Once you need to spend 20 minutes in the bathroom with a device specifically to "prepare" and need lube to even insert, its not casual anymore.
have you tried watching the movie and then commenting on the movie?
>was told college is super gay and libshits will push gay stuff onto you
i thought it was an exageration
>take intro to film and have to watch this
>take english and have to read a book by a gay comedian
its not a meme bros
How crusty was it?
its a pretty gay movie... and then you have to talk about it
>In my entire school career, I had to read ONE BOOK written by a gay guy, I was LITERALLY RAPED.
Why are straight people such fricking whiny pussies?
shut up loser. its was a high school tier book at best. waste of tuition to read a biography by some gay comedian i never heard of.
Its funny watching homosexuals trying to flip a narrative. I just dont want the 1% pushing their agenda on the 99% or has that number been inflated through the media in the last 2 decades?
Oh man, are you afraid they'll claim TWO PERCENT of the power? That must be absolutely terrifying for you. I bet you wake up screaming.
Its an occupy moment joke moron, Gen Z is about 20% now because of gay propoganda that tells you to self mutilate or sodomize each other to be popular. Just like on tv! I'm sure that's not significant to homos that want more diseased blown out buttholes.
Aw, he's lonely.
You didn't address any of his points.
>unga bunga butt stuff
Hmm, yes, eloquent points worthy of academic dissertation.
You're the one having someone stick a dick in your shithole and then later sucking on that same dick. You're the degenerate, not us.
obsessed
>fails to explain or refute why he likes sucking shit dick
I reiterate...
>unga bunga butt stuff
Thought provoking.
Remind me what the topic of this thread is again
Television & Film
wash yo ass homie
buttholes have shit inside them. Did you homosexuals know that?
obsessed
Enjoy your intestinal worms, anal worms, and pink eye, homosexual.
obsessed
Have you had a single, independent thought not relating to anuses and fecal matter today?
I've thought about nothing related to sex or shit until about 30mins ago when I opened this thread. I thought about a book I'm reading, I thought about work, I thought about my girlfriend, I thought about where I want to buy a house.
How long has it been since there was a dick in your ass? Or is it like a daily thing?
>I've thought about nothing related to sex
>I thought about my girlfriend
That's rough, buddy.
I was thinking about whether I can picture myself marrying her.
Will you answer my question or are you being penetrated right now?
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How long has it been since she's had a dick in her ass, poor lass?
lmao... the absolute state of homosexuals. Can't answer a single question because they know that everyone around them recognizes how degenerate and disgusting their "normal" day-to-day lives are.
obsessed
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Maybe you're just a baby bowels b***h. Learn to shit bro.
Good diet and a light cleaning out will remove any traces of shit 99.9% of the time. Dated a femboy for 4yrs. Fricked his tight pink butthole probably over 400 times. Never once had an issue.
This thread is just full of women pretending to be gay men so they can read gay erotica written by anons
>the last thing I want to see is the closeup of a hot wiener slipping into an butthole
>now, they didn't show that in the movie, but why not?
yeah, it is pretty ridiculous. everyone knows the gateway homosexual act is sucking wiener. from there you go to the hardcore stuff like buttfricking
I watched this movie once on TV late at night when I was younger, I vaguely knew about it at the time
When the first sex scene came on I was so disgusted by it that I actually covered my eyes and jumped like it was a jump scare in a horror movie.
I changed the channel to King of Queens and in that KoQ ep two of the character pretend to be gay to get some married couples promotional thing and it freaked me out again
Never finished the movie and never will, gays are gross
This isn't so much a gay movie as it is a movie about two gay men. If you were to alter the sex/kissing scenes to something that just suggests what happens its actually a decent movie.
but the hacks cant help but show the gay sex because they are hacks
I was the top, it happened 5yrs ago, best ass i ever fricked, i get hard thinking about it, not gay tho
Cinemaphile - homosexual Shit
It happens. Sadly it can go very wrong because booze lowers inhibitions and impacts your memory-making. Had a guy friend for years, knew I'm gay, he was straight by all indications. Then one night we got trashed and he laid one on me. Then we made out. Then I blew him a bit, then we jerked each other a bit. Then I blacked out and woke up in his bed. Got ugly after because he was in denial even after he made the first move. Friendship ended right there cause of it. It happens, just be prepared to sacrifice a friendship over it, or at least work to keep a dialogue going so you don't accidentally mind break your closeted friend.
I look like this and do this
in the incredibly unlikely event you really do, which side, why, and does anyone know