>got too drunk again. >better frick a dude in his ass

>got too drunk again
>better frick a dude in his ass

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chew wouldn't git it, city slicker

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing happened to me except we were high instead of drunk. Never doing weed with a femboy again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      story time?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weed really doesn’t mess you up that much I think that was on you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But a woman got away with stabbing a dude over a hundred times because he suffered from marijuana hysteria

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I heard about that. Insane.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >But a woman got away with stabbing a dude over a hundred times because he suffered from marijuana hysteria
          All that proves is that you can't trust female judges for shit. Weed doesn't fricking do that, and the woman had been smoking for a long time before the incident. It was premeditated. By stab 25 you come to your senses in most cases I would think

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah bro. Knives are bead for killing people because it doesn’t really destroy vital organs. A knife kills by spilling blood and you need to bleed a hell of a lot to die from it which is why people usually freak out and stab the victim like 50-80 times on average

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          weed makes you psychotic, the degree to which is probably genetic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bitches, lel. They take one lil puff, bump, sip or half a tab of anything and they go full Dewey Cox on PCP mode. One erowid drug story had a woman accusing her bf of rape and screaming it in the halls for no reason, and she didn’t even sound that sorry about it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She got away with it because she was a woman.
          If a man did it he would go to prison for life.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          rich people and white women have an innate resistance to prison sentences

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I knew it was the gateway drug, I just didn't know it was the gateway to man-ass.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      straight people don't accidentally be gay kek. you were always a gay.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I was alone with a femboy
        >We were getting high
        >Have gay sex
        All of these things were preventable you wanted to have sex, weed isn't like alcohol where you can blackout.

        Is there any known science to this? I would fund these experiments.

        It fricking happens, look at the several examples ITT. I didn't want to believe this until it happened to me to. It was just gonna be a goof off with a couple of buds that ended up turning into sucking off 2 dudes. When they finished we just sat down and sat in silence for a few minutes and continued like nothing happened. No one ever spoke of it again.
        It fricking happens and they don't want you to know. Frick this satanic plant

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, I think you might just be a homosexual

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            straightbros....

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              thank you for sharing your reddit post anon, but I still think you are just a massive homosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it happens a lot in fraternities

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, that stuff doesnt happen in fraternities
            thats an urban legend

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it happens in SOME fraternities
              >t. went to college with a gay friend who was in the "robotics" frat that was also the gayest one on campus
              He would have "totally straight" frat brothers come cuddle with him in bed because they were "lonely".

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"robotics" frat
                It was already over.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, it was an engineering university.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wait where did the second guy come from?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would love to frick a femboy in the ass (no homo) but they just don't exist in real life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My and my older cousin used to get high on weed together when I was like 14 and he'd let me suck him off and put my fingers up his ass.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same but with my oldest sister.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        It fricking happens, look at the several examples ITT. I didn't want to believe this until it happened to me to. It was just gonna be a goof off with a couple of buds that ended up turning into sucking off 2 dudes. When they finished we just sat down and sat in silence for a few minutes and continued like nothing happened. No one ever spoke of it again.
        It fricking happens and they don't want you to know. Frick this satanic plant

        if you willingly put someone else's wiener in your mouth you are and always were a homosexual. straight men are disgusted by the thought of sucking another man's wiener it doesn't just happen accidentally. weed and alcohol cannot make you gay kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        woah.. he let you suck his dick? what a generous guy. no but seriously if you also don't get your dick sucked you got scammed LMFAO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I was alone with a femboy
      >We were getting high
      >Have gay sex
      All of these things were preventable you wanted to have sex, weed isn't like alcohol where you can blackout.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weed turns some people gay, no joke.

      I repeat, SOME people.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is there any known science to this? I would fund these experiments.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is literally nothing wrong with fricking a femboy.
      There is, however, everything wrong with fricking a troony.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >smoke weed with a friend
      >go take a piss
      >walk out the bathroom
      >tall, fat footballer friend grabs my head and plants a kiss right on my lips
      this really fricked me up ngl, it's my first and only kiss

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even the way you type sounds like a woman, just transition already.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tall, fat footballer friend grabs my head and plants a kiss right on my lips
        WHY NOT ME? All three of your descriptors sound like he's my type.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Proof that weed turns you gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weed just makes me enjoy things more and have a longer attention span so I can do things i've been meaning to do, i think you're just a gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you’ve been meaning to have gay sex but haven’t gotten around to doing it yet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >weed makes men gay and women stab their boyfriends
      Yeah there's no way that shit should be legalized. Quentin was right about stoners.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I already like guys sober, but I can confirm that weed makes it much more intense

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t feel bad anon. Sex between two men can be beautiful. Best sex I’ve ever had is with a tight young femboy that lets you breed his butthole. They let you do crazy shit too, way more than most women.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who unironically uses the term "femboy" is 99% of the time some gay, mentally-ill, porn-addicted White "person" who infrequently touches grass.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always has been the gay drug. Straight people do cocaine. No that I do drugs but if I had to its going to be that one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying you aren't going back for seconds

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of the easiest ways to have sex with a feminine twink is offer them weed. It seriously turns gays into wiener bawds.

      Anyone who unironically uses the term "femboy" is 99% of the time some gay, mentally-ill, porn-addicted White "person" who infrequently touches grass.

      I've met/dicked down a lot of femboys over the years and none of them ever referred to themselves as a "femboy" irl. It's just a succient way to refer to a very specific demographic when you want to tell people you dicked down a 5'5 dainty 19yr old feminine male with suprisingly strong curves to his hips.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It seriously turns gays into wiener bawds.
        Also once you start getting high with them, offer to let them try poppers. It 100% amplifies that effect.
        Maybe X would work better, but idk. That stuff's pretty intense compared to an inhalant that leaves your system in 5 minutes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Weed is one thing cause it's legal in Canada but I could not give a femboy molly in good conscious. I know it's low on the danger scale for street drugs but it still could frick up their life. Brutal to do that just to get my dick deep throated.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            giving molly to people to have sex with them might as well be date rape

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cowboy buttsex

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were homos. If it was a drunk one-off thing, they wouldn't have carried a torch for eachother over the next 20 yrs.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you deal with poopdick in the backcountry?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were shown bathing in the river.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Put salt on your dick so the horse licks it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let that shit crust mmmmm

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bless your heart, you're trying so hard to keep this meme alive.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like someone has a case of the Crustdays

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Camping is great for this. Nowhere to go and nobody around. I’ve split so many of my bros’ cheeks after drinking when out camping. They never tell their gfs after but it makes parties awkward

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not gay it’s friendship

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's really not a bad movie OP

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >178mil at the box office
    This film made more money than any gay drama since, including Everything Everywhere All At Once.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was a western!

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does this actually happen to men? alcohol induced gayness?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only if you are a gay in denial

      https://i.imgur.com/k8YibzC.jpg

      >got too drunk again
      >better frick a dude in his ass

      that tent must have smelled like ass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So here's the thing; most people have the capacity for gayness, but they deny the urge because of society and whatnot. But alcohol lowers inhibitions, so yes, you're more likely to "go gay" when you're drunk or high, but only if you secretly were curious anyway.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, this isn't the thread right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This can be whatever you want it to be, anon. Use your imagination.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would a straight actor agree to make this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was oscar b8 from the start, virtue signaling with gay men was still a little controversial back then. Obama's gay marriage legalization came only a few years after.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    #CRUSTED!

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't I quit fricking you in the ass?!?!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because you like it? Idiot.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally me

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally happened to me this weekend, went to a party dressed as a cowboy and woke up the next morning in some twink's bed, good times

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jake is still fricking tom Holland

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >smoke weed once
    >lie down
    >suddenly feel like i'm cumming
    >this lasts for an hour or so
    did this ever happen to anyone else? it freaked me the frick out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kind of. It was more like I had control of my internal muscles and was giving myself a constant orgasm.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Drink all night
    >Wake up hangover
    >Brutally jerk off to gay thoughts

    Every single time. It's like I wanna punish myself

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Never doing weed with a femboy again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ewwwwwwwwwwww

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek hate that picture

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wouldja be less gay, im less gay and i think these are hilarious

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lonely freshman in college
    >download grindr
    >hour later a very metrosexual asian twink shows up
    >gives me the best head of my life
    >he leaves and i never meet him again
    It happened 2 other times with different guys. It's a fun release but I always feel short term regret immediately post nut.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's almost like meaningless sex is empty

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This what homies who dont be frickin say

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Enjoy your aids.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now imagine that asian twink was also the best bro you ever had.
      That's what the unicorn gay relationships are like.
      And they are extremely rare. Gays are either vapid flamboyant homosexuals or repressed and lonely.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gay

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer Brokebuck Mountin'

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the memes of Cinemaphile so fricking homoerotic as of late? Are we really turning back into the gutters of Rome?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pompeii's graffiti is proof shitposting hasnt change.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        'House of Orpheus: I have buggered men'

        LMAO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so true. the dick is the great communicator across time and space <====3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gays flock to any gay adjecent thread to spread their homosexualry.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't it make more sense to go to threads that don't have the thing in it, if the goal is spreading? Like you're doing right now?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crustbutt Mountain

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tfw no homophobic cowboy bf who is in-fact gay

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like how straight men can only ever think of penetrative sex.
    Did they have ANAL SEX in the mountains?
    I didn't watch the movie so maybe they did, but I think its far more likely they just frotted or blew each other and kissed.
    Sex doesn't have to be putting a thing in a hole.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sex in deed involves inserting a penis into a vegana. Anything else is not sex.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sucking dick is putting a thing in a hole you homosexual.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        still they could have done things other than just fricking in the ass, especially in the mountain with no lube or prep beforehand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Did they have ANAL SEX in the mountains?
      They actually did. I was kind of surprised how explicit it was, I figured they'd just make out, fade to black, wake up next to each other, NOPE, full spitting on the hand to lube up before going to pound town.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The amount of media that convey spontaenous anal sex as a thing made for some miserable experiences when I started having gay sex. I get that douching isn't "sexy" in your romance but at least have your character say they need a shower or something. Actual homos spend a long time prepairing for sex.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is why frotting/oral/sexy cuddling is far better for "casual" stuff.
          Once you need to spend 20 minutes in the bathroom with a device specifically to "prepare" and need lube to even insert, its not casual anymore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have you tried watching the movie and then commenting on the movie?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >was told college is super gay and libshits will push gay stuff onto you
    i thought it was an exageration
    >take intro to film and have to watch this
    >take english and have to read a book by a gay comedian

    its not a meme bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How crusty was it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its a pretty gay movie... and then you have to talk about it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >In my entire school career, I had to read ONE BOOK written by a gay guy, I was LITERALLY RAPED.
      Why are straight people such fricking whiny pussies?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shut up loser. its was a high school tier book at best. waste of tuition to read a biography by some gay comedian i never heard of.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its funny watching homosexuals trying to flip a narrative. I just dont want the 1% pushing their agenda on the 99% or has that number been inflated through the media in the last 2 decades?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh man, are you afraid they'll claim TWO PERCENT of the power? That must be absolutely terrifying for you. I bet you wake up screaming.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Its an occupy moment joke moron, Gen Z is about 20% now because of gay propoganda that tells you to self mutilate or sodomize each other to be popular. Just like on tv! I'm sure that's not significant to homos that want more diseased blown out buttholes.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Aw, he's lonely.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't address any of his points.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >unga bunga butt stuff
                Hmm, yes, eloquent points worthy of academic dissertation.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one having someone stick a dick in your shithole and then later sucking on that same dick. You're the degenerate, not us.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                obsessed

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >fails to explain or refute why he likes sucking shit dick
                I reiterate...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >unga bunga butt stuff
                Thought provoking.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Remind me what the topic of this thread is again

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Television & Film

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wash yo ass homie

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >unga bunga butt stuff
                Thought provoking.

                buttholes have shit inside them. Did you homosexuals know that?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                obsessed

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe you're just a baby bowels b***h. Learn to shit bro.

                Enjoy your intestinal worms, anal worms, and pink eye, homosexual.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                obsessed

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Have you had a single, independent thought not relating to anuses and fecal matter today?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've thought about nothing related to sex or shit until about 30mins ago when I opened this thread. I thought about a book I'm reading, I thought about work, I thought about my girlfriend, I thought about where I want to buy a house.
                How long has it been since there was a dick in your ass? Or is it like a daily thing?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I've thought about nothing related to sex
                >I thought about my girlfriend
                That's rough, buddy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was thinking about whether I can picture myself marrying her.
                Will you answer my question or are you being penetrated right now?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                obsessed

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How long has it been since she's had a dick in her ass, poor lass?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                obsessed

                obsessed

                lmao... the absolute state of homosexuals. Can't answer a single question because they know that everyone around them recognizes how degenerate and disgusting their "normal" day-to-day lives are.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                obsessed

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                obsessed

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe you're just a baby bowels b***h. Learn to shit bro.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good diet and a light cleaning out will remove any traces of shit 99.9% of the time. Dated a femboy for 4yrs. Fricked his tight pink butthole probably over 400 times. Never once had an issue.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is just full of women pretending to be gay men so they can read gay erotica written by anons

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the last thing I want to see is the closeup of a hot wiener slipping into an butthole
    >now, they didn't show that in the movie, but why not?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, it is pretty ridiculous. everyone knows the gateway homosexual act is sucking wiener. from there you go to the hardcore stuff like buttfricking

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this movie once on TV late at night when I was younger, I vaguely knew about it at the time
    When the first sex scene came on I was so disgusted by it that I actually covered my eyes and jumped like it was a jump scare in a horror movie.
    I changed the channel to King of Queens and in that KoQ ep two of the character pretend to be gay to get some married couples promotional thing and it freaked me out again

    Never finished the movie and never will, gays are gross

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't so much a gay movie as it is a movie about two gay men. If you were to alter the sex/kissing scenes to something that just suggests what happens its actually a decent movie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but the hacks cant help but show the gay sex because they are hacks

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was the top, it happened 5yrs ago, best ass i ever fricked, i get hard thinking about it, not gay tho

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile - homosexual Shit

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It happens. Sadly it can go very wrong because booze lowers inhibitions and impacts your memory-making. Had a guy friend for years, knew I'm gay, he was straight by all indications. Then one night we got trashed and he laid one on me. Then we made out. Then I blew him a bit, then we jerked each other a bit. Then I blacked out and woke up in his bed. Got ugly after because he was in denial even after he made the first move. Friendship ended right there cause of it. It happens, just be prepared to sacrifice a friendship over it, or at least work to keep a dialogue going so you don't accidentally mind break your closeted friend.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I look like this and do this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in the incredibly unlikely event you really do, which side, why, and does anyone know

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