once, I didn't have time to get my phone out and record it, i got to see her shit, it was hot as hell.
4 months ago
Pervertanon
Tell me more Mike.
4 months ago
Mike - A dock hand
I was walking down the alley one day when I heard a SWOOP sound. I see a figure come out of nowhere. I hear some water sounds and then a fart. Like a loud rip. Like someone had street tacos, and you know we here in Gotham have some good ass tacos. So's I look arounds the cornah and I see Batgirl. She had squated down. And you should have SEEN this log that came out of her ass. I mean it was the size of my dick man! I'm not a small dick guy but I fair ya knows? And all I could think was "when was the last time she shit?" I could smell it all the way ovah to me, I must've been at least a good 100ft away. She grabbed out tissue from her belt and it dissolved her shit instantly!
Oh so this is just a barely hidden ERP thread...
(one anon but I was just playing along for fun)
4 months ago
Pervertanon
You ever see Harley Quinn pee?
4 months ago
Mike - A dock hand
Nah. I have a feeling she has places.
4 months ago
Pervertanon
What do you mean?
4 months ago
Mike - A dock hand
I wouldn't doubt she just runs into a 7/11 and goes to the bathroom there.
Batman is a CIA... Military psyop. I'm telling ya...
Who gets access to a car like that, a jet like that, that's flying way below allowed altitudes, and all that shit? And somehow noooo satellite spots him.
I don't know what's their end goal with this, maybe siphon and launder money I guess. I don't even know who's the current Mayor! All we hear is
taxes going up because we need to rebuild this or that... Scarecrow or some other freak poisoned the water supply, so now we need hundreds of new construction sites and we need to raise taxes.
How come Metropolis, the perfect city, gets to have perfect boy Supahman but we, living in this dump get a dude dressed as a bat? Makes 0 sense, it must be some sort of baloney.
You answered yourself, Metropolis get their flying playboy because people give a crap about this city. If we had a real hero over here, someone would steal it to sell it at a pawn shop. Can't have shit in gotham.
Anons I know there's a decent chance of one of the batfreaks beating my face in but I've been seriously considering starting work as a henchman for a supervillain. I have no job prospects, hate my life and this shit city, what else more do I have to lose? Who knows maybe I'll even wind up in some crazy crossfire and wind up with metahuman powers myself.
Any ideas of how to go about this or which crime crew to join?
>city constantly has deranged lunatics, mutants freaks, and some of the dangerous supervillains on the planet >the only heroes in the city are some guy in a bat costume with several other people in bat theme'd attire
But >rent is cheap though due to constant threat of getting bodied by giant mutant crocodile, killer clowns, and mobsters
I'm not moving to Metropolis. That shits expensive.
>get drunk at a shitty bar >get roofied >wake up with burning ass >dunno where I am its an abandoned
warehouse >suddenly get sprayed with some shit >get woozy but still see everything happening >Fricking J man puts me in a batcostume and laments about his pathetic life for hours >turns me over for round two >finally police shows up >get raped personally by commissioner gordon for letting joker rape me instead the other way around
Frick this place
Man I dunno the chemicals certainly made his wiener bigger but commish did some magical wiener bending thing he learned from tibetian monks or something, you cant tell me a 50 something man has that great stamina when it comes to molestation that goes on for hours.
Either way it was spitefull angry rape vs hysterical psychotic hate love rape but atleast gordon didnt try to make out with me and sweet talk while rubbing my feet
Holy shit you believe that people think batman is real? Well yes of course they got a actor to play him, I mean have you seen his jawline it look chiseled from stone. Batman is literraly controlled opposition from the corrupt elites in gotham. He doesn't just disappear either he has 1000s of hidden escape ways becasue of the "crimes" he stops are rigged. You expect me to believe a man wears a batsuit at night and by himself can take a steroid user,a man made of mud,a man who can turn you below zero and a god who can summon lighting? next you gonna tell me this "batman" has a teenaged brightly colored sidekick to fight these dangerous murderous lunatics,come on.
>tfw used to work at waynecorp as an accountant and saw actual documents showing batman is on their payroll >tfw got downsized because fricking joker blew up the rest of the department and the board was concerned about accounting questions >tfw work for Gotham Bank now.
Cope, Gothamites are trash. You literally have no value, say what you will about Metropolis, at least they're leading in science and technology, and Star City also.
Quinn and Ivy are borderline nymphos, honestly and they're not shy about fricking in their cell in front of everyone. We even take bets sometimes on which of them will cum first.
how good is Killer Crocs head game?
Pretty goddamn strong, judging by how loud Mary Dahl's moans are whenever she comes to visit him.
I wouldn't be opposed and we even flirted a bit when she came to visit Croc but then she started showing up in full Baby Doll costume and talking like Baby. That's a little too much for me.
How about Joker?
No, if there's anyone here who's almost as asexual as Mr. Freeze, it's Joker. He doesn't even make sex jokes anymore. I think it's because of something to do with the GCPD Commissioner.
4 months ago
Pervertanon
Why don't you invite her my way I could use a lady to daddy dom.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Mary Dahl >Sub
You're a funny guy, anon
4 months ago
Pervertanon
Tell me more. How kinky is that short stack?
4 months ago
Anonymous
Bless that deranged police officer we should all use that clown as a cum sock
Guys... i just found this outside on my balcony. am i in danger? i swear this better not have to do with those lunatics at the asylum. it wasn't there this morning and i live very out of sight to most of the city
Guys... i just found this outside on my balcony. am i in danger? i swear this better not have to do with those lunatics at the asylum. it wasn't there this morning and i live very out of sight to most of the city
Oh relax you big baby, it’s probably nothing, next you’ll tell me this mysterious present is dangerous, it has a bow how could it be dangerous?
M8 that's the fast track to dying in this city, do not touch things you don't know, keep your head down and don't mess with the hero/villain business unless your a meta, because no matter what the hell you do in that, odds are you are probably gonna go through at least a few walls a day and since Gotham has really old sturdy architecture your going through bricks and shit and that'll frick up your body fast. Swear batman has a fricking regen power or some shit.
Bros....it fricking happened. My fricking room mate is a supervillain. Frick my life, I know what happens when someone gets involved with people in tights.
You see that's the thing. My room mate isn't one of the well known ones, you've heard of that one new super villain last week who attacked Gotham City Hospital. Total new villain on the block, the one with super powers.
>just moved to Gotham because my company's main office got relocated >couldn't afford to live in a better part of town so have to stay in a shady part of the city >immediately got harassed by local gang for protection money
is this the peak Gotham experience?
My friend, Matches, told me that Batman is Bruce Wayne. I don't know what to think of it. Sounds bullshit, but that would explain all those toys he has.
Wayne is a glowie. You've heard of Task Force X, right? Batman Incorporated was a globocorpo con-job to rebrand the Batman from poorly hidden "urban legend" government assassin to happy super-hero who can stand next to Superman. Do your own research.
Where can I find panty shots of Batgirl?
she wears all leather man
How about film of her peeing?
I WISH
You ever see her pee?
once, I didn't have time to get my phone out and record it, i got to see her shit, it was hot as hell.
Tell me more Mike.
I was walking down the alley one day when I heard a SWOOP sound. I see a figure come out of nowhere. I hear some water sounds and then a fart. Like a loud rip. Like someone had street tacos, and you know we here in Gotham have some good ass tacos. So's I look arounds the cornah and I see Batgirl. She had squated down. And you should have SEEN this log that came out of her ass. I mean it was the size of my dick man! I'm not a small dick guy but I fair ya knows? And all I could think was "when was the last time she shit?" I could smell it all the way ovah to me, I must've been at least a good 100ft away. She grabbed out tissue from her belt and it dissolved her shit instantly!
(one anon but I was just playing along for fun)
You ever see Harley Quinn pee?
Nah. I have a feeling she has places.
What do you mean?
I wouldn't doubt she just runs into a 7/11 and goes to the bathroom there.
Whatsup with that fetish of yours?
I just like seeing ladies urinating. And I honestly want to see Harley and the Batgirls pee in their costumes.
Supergirl one episode when she teamed up with batgirl and rode on her.
Therea adult art that shows supes and bats doing that with Harley icy and livewire getting a pic of them
So she doesn’t care that anyone can see
So she doesn’t care that she’s always flashing everyone
Can't stand these clowns anymore
Thinking about moving to Hub City with my cousin
I dare you to move to Delta City instead.
>Hub City
You're better off in Gotham. Shit, Bludhaven is better than Hub City.
Batman is a CIA... Military psyop. I'm telling ya...
Who gets access to a car like that, a jet like that, that's flying way below allowed altitudes, and all that shit? And somehow noooo satellite spots him.
I don't know what's their end goal with this, maybe siphon and launder money I guess. I don't even know who's the current Mayor! All we hear is
taxes going up because we need to rebuild this or that... Scarecrow or some other freak poisoned the water supply, so now we need hundreds of new construction sites and we need to raise taxes.
How come Metropolis, the perfect city, gets to have perfect boy Supahman but we, living in this dump get a dude dressed as a bat? Makes 0 sense, it must be some sort of baloney.
You answered yourself, Metropolis get their flying playboy because people give a crap about this city. If we had a real hero over here, someone would steal it to sell it at a pawn shop. Can't have shit in gotham.
Oh so this is just a barely hidden ERP thread...
Weirdest thing you guys have seen in this city?
Bueno excellente peeing in my assq
Anons I know there's a decent chance of one of the batfreaks beating my face in but I've been seriously considering starting work as a henchman for a supervillain. I have no job prospects, hate my life and this shit city, what else more do I have to lose? Who knows maybe I'll even wind up in some crazy crossfire and wind up with metahuman powers myself.
Any ideas of how to go about this or which crime crew to join?
Try the Joker, you'll either have the Joker shoot you in the face, Batman beat the shit out of you or you could frick Harley.
Idk anon, I think fricking Harley will also just end with Joker shooting me so in all ways I'd be fricked
Working for Penguin seems chill, I'm heading over to the Iceberg Lounge tonight .Wish me luck gothambros
What if you frick him instead of her?
That homie prolly sucks twice ad good
Penguin is the absolute best boss you can work for the man takes care of his people.
On the other hand, Blackgate is almost worse than Arkham.
Yeah I've seen vids out there and there is a lot of rape.
>city constantly has deranged lunatics, mutants freaks, and some of the dangerous supervillains on the planet
>the only heroes in the city are some guy in a bat costume with several other people in bat theme'd attire
But
>rent is cheap though due to constant threat of getting bodied by giant mutant crocodile, killer clowns, and mobsters
I'm not moving to Metropolis. That shits expensive.
Also it has Harley's sweet ass. Also the Batgirls fine breasts.
Could you not find an actual good piece of Gotham's skyline instead of generic AIslop? Are you too lazy to use google now or something?
Thats the third time I got raped this week, should I just move to smallville?
Who raped you?
>get drunk at a shitty bar
>get roofied
>wake up with burning ass
>dunno where I am its an abandoned
warehouse
>suddenly get sprayed with some shit
>get woozy but still see everything happening
>Fricking J man puts me in a batcostume and laments about his pathetic life for hours
>turns me over for round two
>finally police shows up
>get raped personally by commissioner gordon for letting joker rape me instead the other way around
Frick this place
Who was bigger? Joker or the Commissioner?
Man I dunno the chemicals certainly made his wiener bigger but commish did some magical wiener bending thing he learned from tibetian monks or something, you cant tell me a 50 something man has that great stamina when it comes to molestation that goes on for hours.
Either way it was spitefull angry rape vs hysterical psychotic hate love rape but atleast gordon didnt try to make out with me and sweet talk while rubbing my feet
How tore up was your bussy at the end of it?
I have to put on 4 ointmens and wear a colostomy bag for 2 months, if youre into it I recomend going to gotham
What about the rapist is Gordon ok with them fricking Mr.J
Frick I meant female rapist
Holy shit you believe that people think batman is real? Well yes of course they got a actor to play him, I mean have you seen his jawline it look chiseled from stone. Batman is literraly controlled opposition from the corrupt elites in gotham. He doesn't just disappear either he has 1000s of hidden escape ways becasue of the "crimes" he stops are rigged. You expect me to believe a man wears a batsuit at night and by himself can take a steroid user,a man made of mud,a man who can turn you below zero and a god who can summon lighting? next you gonna tell me this "batman" has a teenaged brightly colored sidekick to fight these dangerous murderous lunatics,come on.
He has sidekicks with fat breasts and ass.
>tfw used to work at waynecorp as an accountant and saw actual documents showing batman is on their payroll
>tfw got downsized because fricking joker blew up the rest of the department and the board was concerned about accounting questions
>tfw work for Gotham Bank now.
say hi to Mr Dent for me
So do you think that when Mr. Freeze pisses that it's a slushie?
It's probably yellow snow.
>Gothamites still coping that their shitty city is good
You all deserve to be kicked out of the United States
God that was a fricked up year.
Metropolitan hands typed this post
>No argument
Cope, Gothamites are trash. You literally have no value, say what you will about Metropolis, at least they're leading in science and technology, and Star City also.
Gotham City is where poor shits go
I can't stop dressing in a french maid outfit and raping sewer rats. Arkham doesn't consider me crazy enough to commit so I work in a kindergarden.
Try raping Harley or the Joker.
Stop fricking my rats!
Arkham orderly here. AMA
How are you still alive?
You ever frick any of the patients?
Copious amounts of luck and always staying out of the psychos' way during their usual break-outs.
Harley Quinn sucked me off once in exchange for letting her and Poison Ivy share a cell.
You ever see the patients frick each other?
Quinn and Ivy are borderline nymphos, honestly and they're not shy about fricking in their cell in front of everyone. We even take bets sometimes on which of them will cum first.
Pretty goddamn strong, judging by how loud Mary Dahl's moans are whenever she comes to visit him.
You ever frick Mary Dahl?
I wouldn't be opposed and we even flirted a bit when she came to visit Croc but then she started showing up in full Baby Doll costume and talking like Baby. That's a little too much for me.
No, if there's anyone here who's almost as asexual as Mr. Freeze, it's Joker. He doesn't even make sex jokes anymore. I think it's because of something to do with the GCPD Commissioner.
Why don't you invite her my way I could use a lady to daddy dom.
>Mary Dahl
>Sub
You're a funny guy, anon
Tell me more. How kinky is that short stack?
Bless that deranged police officer we should all use that clown as a cum sock
He's probably got like a thousand STDs.
How about Joker?
how good is Killer Crocs head game?
Guys... i just found this outside on my balcony. am i in danger? i swear this better not have to do with those lunatics at the asylum. it wasn't there this morning and i live very out of sight to most of the city
forgot picture i'm still shaken up...
Oh relax you big baby, it’s probably nothing, next you’ll tell me this mysterious present is dangerous, it has a bow how could it be dangerous?
You'd be surprised.
This. I'm sure it's fine.
M8 that's the fast track to dying in this city, do not touch things you don't know, keep your head down and don't mess with the hero/villain business unless your a meta, because no matter what the hell you do in that, odds are you are probably gonna go through at least a few walls a day and since Gotham has really old sturdy architecture your going through bricks and shit and that'll frick up your body fast. Swear batman has a fricking regen power or some shit.
It was a new pair of Nikes, that’s pretty cool, told you guys to relax.
Thinking of moving to Gotham, is it a good idea?
I've heard the rent is rather cheap because of all the crime and nutbags runnin' amok.
Bros....it fricking happened. My fricking room mate is a supervillain. Frick my life, I know what happens when someone gets involved with people in tights.
What do I do?
Which villain is your roommate?
You see that's the thing. My room mate isn't one of the well known ones, you've heard of that one new super villain last week who attacked Gotham City Hospital. Total new villain on the block, the one with super powers.
You frick your roommate?
Frick no, I know what happens who ever fricks with heroes and villains. Who in the right mind fricks a villain in Gotham?
I've fricked one before, it's the best fricking sex ever. They're into some crazy shit.
Comissioner gordon?
new year, same bullshit
even on fricking holidays you're not safe in gotham because of fricking calendar man
Rape the Calendar Man then.
you know what, fricking bet
Why doesn't Batman move Arkham into that phantom-dimension his buddy Supes has?
I DID IT homieS
Joker is dead. What's batcuck gunna do now?
Have you fricked his corpse yet?
>he doesn't know there's more than one guy pretending to be Joker out there
you should eh....you should probably be running pal
This, fairly certain there are actual joker clones out there, and batman gets extremely pissy when the clown dies for any reason.
Nothing a quick dip in the Lazarus Pit wont solve.
What if I coom in it?
>just moved to Gotham because my company's main office got relocated
>couldn't afford to live in a better part of town so have to stay in a shady part of the city
>immediately got harassed by local gang for protection money
is this the peak Gotham experience?
Yeah, that's basically the Gotham version of a welcome party.
My friend, Matches, told me that Batman is Bruce Wayne. I don't know what to think of it. Sounds bullshit, but that would explain all those toys he has.
>quads of truth
Confirmed, Batman is Bruce Wayne.
That would mean he's a member of the 1%, semi-legally beating up poor people. How is that justice? Why doesn't the police do anything about it?
I mean technically he's got Justice League membership so it's legal beating of poor people.
Did you make her cum?
Wayne isn't a meta though, and batman is sure as hell a meta.
Take meds schizo
Wayne is a glowie. You've heard of Task Force X, right? Batman Incorporated was a globocorpo con-job to rebrand the Batman from poorly hidden "urban legend" government assassin to happy super-hero who can stand next to Superman. Do your own research.
I miss the blonde robin
She once mis timed jumping at me and basically rode my face to the ground, shit really fricked up my neck but was totally worth it
Same. She was a total qt 3.14 and she absolutely mogged the redhead Batgirl.
Which Batgirl would you anons frick?
The blonde one. She's fricking stacked, and she was actually really sweet when she saved me from some muggers a few years ago.
She offer you a handy?
HARLEY I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME I HAVE ACQUIRED SEVERAL BUCKETS OF GREEN BODY PAINT AND A RED WIG YOU WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE