He had a defective clone of himself who bailed, fricked some chick who then gave birth to Rey. His "defective" clone looked perfectly normal, by the way.
Also while we're at it, Kylo isn't really a school shooter, lightning dit it. He dindu nuffin.
You can thank the Disney extended universe for all these fun tidbits.
Like all sith, he was an incel. Which is quite hilarious, because they are the ones sperging about "muh passion".
He created clones with science and kundalini space magic, then one randomly didn't have Force sensitivity, Sheev decided that it was defective, so it fricked off and knocked up a chick and their kid was Force Mary Sue.
That isn't true. The Force created Anakin in response to Palpatine trying to create life, not in the way he wanted.
Both wrong dumb fricks, it was Darth Plagueis that created Anakin through the force and Sith sorcery and alchemy to bring about a being that was pure in the force and what would be a perfect new body that he would be able to transfer his force essence into and go on living in Anakins body. It's why Plagueis would have been a better sequel trilogy villian than "somehow Palpatines returned..."
I hope when the world ends and civilization gets reset, the new breed who inherits the world never thinks up Star Wars again. Let's lay this shit show to rest, let it die
In the Vader comic turns out Sheev is his father too making him her uncle. I dont know if the writers were even aware of this but in that way her calling herself Skywalker makes sense.
I don't think ridley is that bad, she isn't very good either, but it's the kind of mediocrity that will keep her anchored to these shit movies for her entire life whether she want it or not, so I don't expect seeing her anywhere else
hope she made truckloads of money with the whole thing because she's gonna need it
When will we get a movie abouy Sheev's natural born son, Rey's father, and how much of a pathetic nobody loser he was that he didn't get more than a few seconds of screentime. Yea, disney decided that Palpatine's son was a nothing but that his daughter would be a super saiyen 3.
Who did Sheev have sex with?
The Force
Margaret Thatcher
Sophie Thatcher
I'd make her ride my vespa, if you can my drift
Rey went back in time and fricked Sheev and gave birth to herself
he was super gay so all his offspring are force-assisted ivf
a xenomorph
Your mom lmao
He had a defective clone of himself who bailed, fricked some chick who then gave birth to Rey. His "defective" clone looked perfectly normal, by the way.
Also while we're at it, Kylo isn't really a school shooter, lightning dit it. He dindu nuffin.
You can thank the Disney extended universe for all these fun tidbits.
Like all sith, he was an incel. Which is quite hilarious, because they are the ones sperging about "muh passion".
He created clones with science and kundalini space magic, then one randomly didn't have Force sensitivity, Sheev decided that it was defective, so it fricked off and knocked up a chick and their kid was Force Mary Sue.
Anakin is already Sheev's midichlorian son, therefore Luke and Leia are Sheev's grandchildren. BenKylo RenSolo is his great great grandson.
That isn't true. The Force created Anakin in response to Palpatine trying to create life, not in the way he wanted.
Amazing that God's ambition in this universe is to hold political office.
palpatine isn’t god. he’s just a guy
Just a guy who births the alpha and omega of the galactic religion.
Sounds like God to me.
Both wrong dumb fricks, it was Darth Plagueis that created Anakin through the force and Sith sorcery and alchemy to bring about a being that was pure in the force and what would be a perfect new body that he would be able to transfer his force essence into and go on living in Anakins body. It's why Plagueis would have been a better sequel trilogy villian than "somehow Palpatines returned..."
Galaxy is pretty small ngl.
I hope when the world ends and civilization gets reset, the new breed who inherits the world never thinks up Star Wars again. Let's lay this shit show to rest, let it die
Anakin was Palpatine's bastard too
qt
Rey going to the dark side and being a sexy Sith Lord would bring balance to the fan base
damn that b***h has some crazy eyes goin on. Forest Whitaker style
She cute.
I like the babewiener version of it
>babewiener
you learn something new everyday
In the Vader comic turns out Sheev is his father too making him her uncle. I dont know if the writers were even aware of this but in that way her calling herself Skywalker makes sense.
Coolest Jedi, how can others Jedi (specially male ones) even compete?
So much intimidation
why does she look so bloated during some parts of TLJ?
Coke bloat.
did they give her coke zero for ROS?
I don't think ridley is that bad, she isn't very good either, but it's the kind of mediocrity that will keep her anchored to these shit movies for her entire life whether she want it or not, so I don't expect seeing her anywhere else
hope she made truckloads of money with the whole thing because she's gonna need it
how did we go from the padme israeliteress to vegana DENTATA ridley?!?!?
Daisy Ridley is a fricking catastrophe, can't act, has an annoying voice and accent, looks like a teenage boy, played a Mary Sue.
god
star wars is such dogshit
When will we get a movie abouy Sheev's natural born son, Rey's father, and how much of a pathetic nobody loser he was that he didn't get more than a few seconds of screentime. Yea, disney decided that Palpatine's son was a nothing but that his daughter would be a super saiyen 3.
>Sheev's natural born son, Rey's father,
>natural born son
lol no