Grand daughter of Palpatine = Rey Skywalker

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who did Sheev have sex with?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Force

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Margaret Thatcher

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sophie Thatcher

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd make her ride my vespa, if you can my drift

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rey went back in time and fricked Sheev and gave birth to herself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he was super gay so all his offspring are force-assisted ivf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a xenomorph

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your mom lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He had a defective clone of himself who bailed, fricked some chick who then gave birth to Rey. His "defective" clone looked perfectly normal, by the way.
      Also while we're at it, Kylo isn't really a school shooter, lightning dit it. He dindu nuffin.
      You can thank the Disney extended universe for all these fun tidbits.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Like all sith, he was an incel. Which is quite hilarious, because they are the ones sperging about "muh passion".
      He created clones with science and kundalini space magic, then one randomly didn't have Force sensitivity, Sheev decided that it was defective, so it fricked off and knocked up a chick and their kid was Force Mary Sue.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anakin is already Sheev's midichlorian son, therefore Luke and Leia are Sheev's grandchildren. BenKylo RenSolo is his great great grandson.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That isn't true. The Force created Anakin in response to Palpatine trying to create life, not in the way he wanted.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Amazing that God's ambition in this universe is to hold political office.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          palpatine isn’t god. he’s just a guy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Just a guy who births the alpha and omega of the galactic religion.

            Sounds like God to me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That isn't true. The Force created Anakin in response to Palpatine trying to create life, not in the way he wanted.

      Both wrong dumb fricks, it was Darth Plagueis that created Anakin through the force and Sith sorcery and alchemy to bring about a being that was pure in the force and what would be a perfect new body that he would be able to transfer his force essence into and go on living in Anakins body. It's why Plagueis would have been a better sequel trilogy villian than "somehow Palpatines returned..."

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Galaxy is pretty small ngl.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope when the world ends and civilization gets reset, the new breed who inherits the world never thinks up Star Wars again. Let's lay this shit show to rest, let it die

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anakin was Palpatine's bastard too

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    qt

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rey going to the dark side and being a sexy Sith Lord would bring balance to the fan base

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    damn that b***h has some crazy eyes goin on. Forest Whitaker style

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She cute.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like the babewiener version of it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >babewiener
        you learn something new everyday

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In the Vader comic turns out Sheev is his father too making him her uncle. I dont know if the writers were even aware of this but in that way her calling herself Skywalker makes sense.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Coolest Jedi, how can others Jedi (specially male ones) even compete?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So much intimidation

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why does she look so bloated during some parts of TLJ?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Coke bloat.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            did they give her coke zero for ROS?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think ridley is that bad, she isn't very good either, but it's the kind of mediocrity that will keep her anchored to these shit movies for her entire life whether she want it or not, so I don't expect seeing her anywhere else
    hope she made truckloads of money with the whole thing because she's gonna need it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how did we go from the padme israeliteress to vegana DENTATA ridley?!?!?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Daisy Ridley is a fricking catastrophe, can't act, has an annoying voice and accent, looks like a teenage boy, played a Mary Sue.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    god
    star wars is such dogshit

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When will we get a movie abouy Sheev's natural born son, Rey's father, and how much of a pathetic nobody loser he was that he didn't get more than a few seconds of screentime. Yea, disney decided that Palpatine's son was a nothing but that his daughter would be a super saiyen 3.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sheev's natural born son, Rey's father,
      >natural born son
      lol no

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