>"Grand Moff Tarkin". >create a completely made up title/profession ("Moff")

>"Grand Moff Tarkin"
>create a completely made up title/profession ("Moff")
>immediately propose there can be a Grand version of this title (thus implying lesser Moffs exists, though we never see one?)
>never elaborate on it ever again
>the word probably comes from some 1960s fantasy novel, just like "jedi bendu" and "the force of others"
Why did George do this so much?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do this with my fantasy world.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based fun-enjoying dm. dorks like op overthink too much.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His name was Grand Muff Tarkin. He had a big muff.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Grand Muff Merkin
      BRAVO GEORGE

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's grand ma phh

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe "Grand" just emphasizes the position.
    In Iran there's a Supreme Leader but as far as I know there are no lesser Leaders.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine your job title being inferior leader

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's called "Assistant Manager."

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          when I worked as a dishwasher my official title was Assistant Kitchen Manager in charge of Dishware & Dinnerware. I thought it was pretty funny

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            pretty based. i've fallen ass backwards up the slide of success by making my work history sound fancier than it was. Confidence is key. If you take things serioulsly, you get taken seriouusly.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hygiene Technician

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats why hierarchies don't work. Nobody wants to be the lackey/henchman/GOON NOW do they?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >rear admiral
        >behind admiral
        >"ass" admiral
        lmao
        the film Cool Running with the jamaican bobsled team led by john candy was based off an actual story of a carribean, no-snow nation that wanted to compete in the winter olympics
        but because they where from the
        >dutch lesser antilles
        it was swapped to jamaica, which is more well known without the stupid name

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moff is a great word tho.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s my surname

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it was harkening to the idea of grand wizards / kkk to subconsciously reinforce the idea that of empire being le bad guys.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's good at world-building.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When Peter Cushion wanted to come back for the sequel, why didn't George simply create Lesser Moff Tarkin, Grand Moff Tarkin's twin brother?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >viceroy
    >no regular roys
    Why does reality have such poor writers?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Roy" comes from "Roi"/"Rey" which means King.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So they're Vice Kings? Isn't that a gang from Saints Row?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Vice in Vice Kings comes from the latin vitium, meaning fault, defect, offense, etc (e.g. the "vices" of alcohol, tobacco, prostitution, etc).
          The Vice in Viceroy comes from the latin vicis meaning alternate or in place of.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Roy is a super gay name, you wouldn't expect to meet a roy outside a gay bar. But it comes from "royal" meaning kingly
            Kingsley, is a very cool name though
            And don't get me started on Magnus or Ceasar

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How about Leroy?
              This is on my shortlist for son names.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Try Alaric, Leroy sounds like a very mean junkyard dog

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Leroy in a post 2005 world
                Do you hate your unborn son?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My son isn't just unborn, he's hypothetical.
                There's no way anyone would remember that meme by the time he can talk.
                Besides, it's a family thing.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is Leroy short for Lesser Roy?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lemon Roy

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lemon Roy

                French for the roy

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and you're mom comes from having sex with dogs

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And "(you)" comes from homosexual which means gay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why do jeets get so upset when languages are discussed?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rey meand King
        Whoa... The clues about Rey being a Palpatine were there since the beginning... Take that, Chuds!!!

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His profession was a Governor, which he's referred to by Leia at one point. I assume his first name is Moff and Grand is a title bestowed upon him by the Emperor.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Only a master of evil, Moff

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moff is short for military officer
    I just made that up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lucassisters..

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What I hate about modern mediia franchises is how they try to flesh out all those little things like titles, names, secondary and tertiary characters without bringing in anything interesting or inspired into the table.
    It's like those SW picture books where you have a full page spread of c**t Dooku and captions with shit like "serious frown creates air of arrogance", "cape signifies aristocratic upbringing".

    Frick offffff

    I loved them as a kid (mostly thanks to cool ship crossections) but damn how sterile getting anal over tinest details gets

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's why all these spin off series ruin the franchise as a whole

      >did you know what Obi Wan Kenobi got upto before he met luke? Turns out he got upto all sorts of wacky hijinks and even saw Darth Vader again!
      >and remember that character with 2 seconds of screen time?
      >well now he's got a whole episode of the Mandalorian dedicated to him!
      >and remember Emperor Palpatine?
      >well now he's used the force to come back and threaten the plucky underdogs after they won in the last film

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >where did Han Solo get his name? It’s not because Ma and Pa Solo named him Han, it’s not because he picked a cool sounding fake name for his smuggler job, it’s actually because he was given the name “Solo” when he joined the imperial army with no family
        >ignore the fact that families get killed a lot in Star Wars and the imperial army was huge so this implies a lot of people must be running around with the last name Solo, even though we’ve only seen and heard of one
        >not only is this moronic scene in a movie, but it’s apparently the entire reason the movie was made

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ignore the fact that families get killed a lot in Star Wars and the imperial army was huge so this implies a lot of people must be running around with the last name Solo, even though we’ve only seen and heard of one
          what a moronic leap of logic. why would that imply anything? other orphans would just use their own surnames or a recruitment officer would make up something different for them. or do you think literally every officer in the empire thinks the same?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's because he uses his hand, solo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it who needs that lol
        Give me new ideas, new designs, new characters that aren't just soft reboots of already existing ones

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the wookiepedia articles look moronic because of that
        >in 7 bbc obi wan met kit diddler on a youranus moon. they teamed up to fight gigaBlack person. later obi wan encountered literally who, she warned him about troony beads in ywnbaw system which helped him in his fight against noname lord. in 10 bbc obiwan managed to capture dat waldo who told him about hut dildo who had information about bogged bob who killed cucked wiener who was a cousin of suck cuck who was a relative of obi wan and who asked him to help him. in 12 bbc obi wan met anakin skywalker

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      An opinion purely curated for you by watching other people post and b***h about it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      woodoo hide

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because SW was always his homage to pulp sci-fi. He has always loved it, even THX1138 opens with a Buck Rogers segment, but in that case only to show how much that kind of idealized pulp world differs from the dystopia that is THX1138. SW is pure pulp.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was a decent moff, but not a grand one imho

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >grand milf tarkin

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was never referred to as grand moff in the movies though

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The original Star Wars is a satire of Richard Nixon's America with the baddies being the military-industrial complex. The focus on the Empire's villainy changed to the Emperor when he decided to give character to Vader and a pathway to redemption. Before that the Emperor was little more than a political figurehead and not a full-blown evil space wizard.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's just a combination of grand poobah and mufti, two arab/islam things because arabs/islam were the cool exotic thing of the 70s like dalali lama in the 90s, and in dune, herbert made shit like 'muadib' from mahdi (islam thing) so george just copied that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this
      -t. lives in Giede Prime (it is a real place)

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thus implying lesser Moffs exists, though we never see one?
    We see one in RotJ, Moff Jerjerrod.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there are plenty of moffs in star wars, it's a planet governing rank not a military, the special thing about tarkin is him wearing an uniform

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