>It’s about frisky high schools who have 16 years old for the last decade. Everyone here is secretly in love with everyone else!
So it’s an Archie parody?
I can't wait for Gravity Falls to get retroactively cancelled for Sus. Like seriously, imagine the average alphabet troony realizing he's supposed to be a beaner. Apucalypse 2.0
I'd take a generic yandere waifu instead of this boring womanchild anyday. If you're going to do a fictional gf vs real gf episode make the real gf actually attractive and interesting so its believable.
The issue with this kind of story is that they bring up a concept that's fictional to us but real to that fictional word and expect the characters to make decisions based on the belief that those fiction things are fictional even though they are real to them if that makes any sense.
The point is that the dating sim girl was basically more real than the "real" girl that was literally force fed down his throat. Like how badly do you have to frick up as a writer to make the "real" girl seem more unrealistic than a in-universe fictional dating sim girl? Quite badly I say!
>force fed down his throat.
Wasn't the whole bit that he wanted to talk to the real girl first but was too shy and went to the dating sim as an easy-out?
Yes that was the plotline but she's literally Mrs. Perfect. There is literally no girl in the entire Gravity Falls universe who could compete with her, from his perspective. Like there are better looking girls but for someone like Soos she's far beyond what he should be able to get.
They invalidated the episode's moral by making Giffany alive. If she had just stayed a fictional character in a game then things would be fine and only Cinemaphileutists would get mad over the episode.
He tried to talk to other women first but constantly fricked up.
Yes that was the plotline but she's literally Mrs. Perfect. There is literally no girl in the entire Gravity Falls universe who could compete with her, from his perspective. Like there are better looking girls but for someone like Soos she's far beyond what he should be able to get.
Okay, it has, admittedly, been a while since I've seen the episode, but if I recall correctly it kinda went like this;
>Soos likes girl, but doesn't think he can talk to her >Soos finds and plays game >Soos gets absorbed into game and everyone else gets concerned for his wellbeing >Turns out the game was draining his life force and the girl in the game wanted Soos all to herself >Soos realizes this is, at best, a deeply unhealthy relationship and "breaks up" with her >Ends up talking to the real-life girl, and realizing it wasn't that hard after all
Is that about it? I'm not sure what the problem is
>underage kid projecting
You have to be 18+ to post on Cinemaphile.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not an argument
Also I'd bet you dollars to donuts I'm older than you
2 years ago
Anonymous
No, you aren't. You will probably lie to try to one up me, but I'm 30. And I can tell that you're underage, either physically or mentally. At best you might be a 20 something, but under 25. Which is still biologically underage. You don't even have to tell me what you want your age to be to win the discussion; it means literally nothing to me and literally nothing to everyone else in this thread. You reek of underage and on the off chance that you would post your ID showing that you're older than 25, that would be just proof that you're suffering from arrested development or low IQ syndorme.
Basically, you lose. Now frick off kid.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Has no counter-argument >resorts to ad-hominem
Someone's underage, and it's not me
2 years ago
Anonymous
>an emasculated n-n-no you is all the child can muster after he gets thoroughly dissected
I rest my case.
>op saying pic related bad
bullshit
moronic zoomer
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that this is just you coming back after getting blown the frick out earlier and that this isn't just an effect of the Gravity Falls fanbase being mostly underage and/or men-children although Occam's razor suggests the latter.
Literally nothing in the OP suggests that it says "Gravity Falls invented yandere". That is just your underage brain at work. I wouldn't even be able to come up with such a moronic non-sequitur strawman. Only you can do it because your brain is underdeveloped. What the OP is saying is literally that the episode aged badly because the moral of the story was >haha, see in the end even Soos found a REAL girlfriend!
but in the current zeitgeist, pretty much everyone with two working cells would pick Giffany over her. Not because she is a 'yandere' (I'm sure you think you're an intellectual oldgay because you know such deep anime lore term that only oldgays such as you recognize), it is despite her being 'yandere' which is a shit trope meant to appeal to children like you in the first place. In 2014, I'm pretty sure you could find a decent chunk of Cinemaphile (at least on this board) which would pick the other one. Almost none of them would still pick her now. It's the contrast of the times.
I'm just explaining it to humiliate you, I don't expect you to understand anything. I'm not that cruel.
Come back when your balls drop, kiddo.
>magical new IP appears after the child realizes how emasculated his earlier response was
It really feels like I'm bullying toddlers at this point.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Almost none of them would still pick her now. It's the contrast of the times.
Why?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Why? You'll understand when you grow up.
>Writes paragraph-length dissertations about why his opinion about a childrens cartoon is objectively correct
>Calls others underage
lol
>lol
Concession accepted.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Refuses to elaborate his argument
>Because he has none
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Writes paragraph-length dissertations about why his opinion about a childrens cartoon is objectively correct
Not him but it isn't because he's happy, the way the story is done isn't satisfying.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Everyone: Soos! Talk to that woman! >Soos: No! I'm gonna play this game instead >Soos: I regret playing this game! I should've just talked to the woman, but talking to real women is hard! >Soos: I talked to the woman, and it ended up better than expected
I mean, it's a half-hour show, and the girl isn't even a character in the rest of the show because Soos's interractions with her is more important than her character. They did what they had to in the time alloted
2 years ago
Anonymous
is geting ladies really hard to do in this day of communication and social media?
>The Schrodinger equation in the background is missing the minus sign and h-bar squared on the Laplacian
Really butters my crumpets. Unless they are natural units chads, in which case it's just a sign error.
It would have been funnier and more surprising if Soos and Giffany got together imo. This episode was very paint by numbers plot. Soos was still funny and saved it overall but season 2 had so many episodes that felt very stale plot wise.
I'd take a generic yandere waifu instead of this boring womanchild anyday. If you're going to do a fictional gf vs real gf episode make the real gf actually attractive and interesting so its believable.
You already got two (You)s in my post above yours, so I'm not giving you a third one. I'm not here to replace your failed educational system. (You) will remain an ignorant little child. Deal with it.
people will just call it the doki doki lit club episode now
+fnaf
It was already called that. It came out within the same month FNAF got popular.
I really dislike anime episodes in cartoons, it's just so fricking bad every time
Kyaaa
>Wendy likes seeing Dipper in a skirt
what did they mean by this?
Wendy has good taste? That's what I took from it.
>It’s about frisky high schools who have 16 years old for the last decade. Everyone here is secretly in love with everyone else!
So it’s an Archie parody?
>doesn't read from right to left
Oh wow, I felt like there was something off about the panel layout but didn't realize that.
What are you talking about? If anything, this particular episode has aged fantastically.
I like it when anime references western cartoons.
Tbh I was surprised when they told Soos to just cold approach women like all the Terrorists on the internet say to do.
Umm sweaty it's pronounced .Giffany
I can't wait for Gravity Falls to get retroactively cancelled for Sus. Like seriously, imagine the average alphabet troony realizing he's supposed to be a beaner. Apucalypse 2.0
Isn't obvious? His name is jesus too. Who else names their kid that?
You may not have noticed, but there's been a push-back against weeb culture and anime waifus are considered cringe
>astroturf'd push-back
>cringe
Who cares what a bunch of jackass teenagers think? Frick off.
>waifus
>s
Obviously being a haremgay is stupid. Someone who is faithful to only one character at least has some sense of integrity.
>there's been a push-back against weeb culture
This implies that weeb culture was ever treated as acceptable.
Why did the lil israelite think he had a chance with the Aryan beauty?
Giffany did nothing wrong
Not only you're a weeb you're also a zoomer
Kys
>zoomer
>kys
Nice projecting, child.
>who would not choose Jiffany in this day and age
Only an underage imbecile would think Gen Z's first yandere invented anything dumbfrick
I'd take a generic yandere waifu instead of this boring womanchild anyday. If you're going to do a fictional gf vs real gf episode make the real gf actually attractive and interesting so its believable.
Yeah the main problem with her is that she's literally written for Sus, no believability in mind.
The fact that she is a fat woman child makes it believable that she get with Soos.
>fat woman
Where is the fat?
She has some chub, which might as well make her skinny by American standards.
>womanchild getting with a manchild
They prefer Brads and you know it.
Frick you, she's cute
>fat Hispanic man gets a dumpy Hispanic wife
It's far too real for me.
>I'd take a generic yandere waifu instead of this boring womanchild anyday.
lmao frick you I'd take a plump womanchild.
>that pic
>plump
Yes!
>would think Gen Z's first yandere invented anything dumbfrick
Insane strawman. Literal 80 IQ at work.
moronic zoomer
that anon likes to flex on IQ
the only thing people care about anymore are shitty yandere femdom women and fat asses and black twitter anime favorites
Guys that are actually getting laid
I always thought it was heckin sus that they let Soos hang out around little girls
The issue with this kind of story is that they bring up a concept that's fictional to us but real to that fictional word and expect the characters to make decisions based on the belief that those fiction things are fictional even though they are real to them if that makes any sense.
>tfw you're too old to date a high school girl
>implying you would if you weren't old
Legally you can date 18 year olds who are still in high school.
>An episode about how fake girls aren't real and will take over your life if you let them and it's much healthier to talk to actual women
>Cinemaphile hates it
Oh yeah, never change, Cinemaphile, never change.
The point is that the dating sim girl was basically more real than the "real" girl that was literally force fed down his throat. Like how badly do you have to frick up as a writer to make the "real" girl seem more unrealistic than a in-universe fictional dating sim girl? Quite badly I say!
>force fed down his throat.
Wasn't the whole bit that he wanted to talk to the real girl first but was too shy and went to the dating sim as an easy-out?
He tried to talk to other women first but constantly fricked up.
Yes that was the plotline but she's literally Mrs. Perfect. There is literally no girl in the entire Gravity Falls universe who could compete with her, from his perspective. Like there are better looking girls but for someone like Soos she's far beyond what he should be able to get.
They invalidated the episode's moral by making Giffany alive. If she had just stayed a fictional character in a game then things would be fine and only Cinemaphileutists would get mad over the episode.
Okay, it has, admittedly, been a while since I've seen the episode, but if I recall correctly it kinda went like this;
>Soos likes girl, but doesn't think he can talk to her
>Soos finds and plays game
>Soos gets absorbed into game and everyone else gets concerned for his wellbeing
>Turns out the game was draining his life force and the girl in the game wanted Soos all to herself
>Soos realizes this is, at best, a deeply unhealthy relationship and "breaks up" with her
>Ends up talking to the real-life girl, and realizing it wasn't that hard after all
Is that about it? I'm not sure what the problem is
The problem is that the real-life girl is more unrealistic than the virtual girl. She is literally his dream girl without any downsides.
>Cinemaphile users are so mindbroken they think a girl that likes your hobbies and enjoys your company is literal perfection
Maybe if she looked the part, you braindead childe.
Wait hang on
So you're upset, because Soos ended up happy? Is that it?
Who hurt you man
>underage kid projecting
You have to be 18+ to post on Cinemaphile.
Not an argument
Also I'd bet you dollars to donuts I'm older than you
No, you aren't. You will probably lie to try to one up me, but I'm 30. And I can tell that you're underage, either physically or mentally. At best you might be a 20 something, but under 25. Which is still biologically underage. You don't even have to tell me what you want your age to be to win the discussion; it means literally nothing to me and literally nothing to everyone else in this thread. You reek of underage and on the off chance that you would post your ID showing that you're older than 25, that would be just proof that you're suffering from arrested development or low IQ syndorme.
Basically, you lose. Now frick off kid.
>Has no counter-argument
>resorts to ad-hominem
Someone's underage, and it's not me
>an emasculated n-n-no you is all the child can muster after he gets thoroughly dissected
I rest my case.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that this is just you coming back after getting blown the frick out earlier and that this isn't just an effect of the Gravity Falls fanbase being mostly underage and/or men-children although Occam's razor suggests the latter.
Literally nothing in the OP suggests that it says "Gravity Falls invented yandere". That is just your underage brain at work. I wouldn't even be able to come up with such a moronic non-sequitur strawman. Only you can do it because your brain is underdeveloped. What the OP is saying is literally that the episode aged badly because the moral of the story was
>haha, see in the end even Soos found a REAL girlfriend!
but in the current zeitgeist, pretty much everyone with two working cells would pick Giffany over her. Not because she is a 'yandere' (I'm sure you think you're an intellectual oldgay because you know such deep anime lore term that only oldgays such as you recognize), it is despite her being 'yandere' which is a shit trope meant to appeal to children like you in the first place. In 2014, I'm pretty sure you could find a decent chunk of Cinemaphile (at least on this board) which would pick the other one. Almost none of them would still pick her now. It's the contrast of the times.
I'm just explaining it to humiliate you, I don't expect you to understand anything. I'm not that cruel.
>magical new IP appears after the child realizes how emasculated his earlier response was
It really feels like I'm bullying toddlers at this point.
Almost none of them would still pick her now. It's the contrast of the times.
Why?
>Why?
You'll understand when you grow up.
>lol
Concession accepted.
>Refuses to elaborate his argument
>Because he has none
>Writes paragraph-length dissertations about why his opinion about a childrens cartoon is objectively correct
>Calls others underage
lol
Come back when your balls drop, kiddo.
Not him but it isn't because he's happy, the way the story is done isn't satisfying.
>Everyone: Soos! Talk to that woman!
>Soos: No! I'm gonna play this game instead
>Soos: I regret playing this game! I should've just talked to the woman, but talking to real women is hard!
>Soos: I talked to the woman, and it ended up better than expected
I mean, it's a half-hour show, and the girl isn't even a character in the rest of the show because Soos's interractions with her is more important than her character. They did what they had to in the time alloted
is geting ladies really hard to do in this day of communication and social media?
>The Schrodinger equation in the background is missing the minus sign and h-bar squared on the Laplacian
Really butters my crumpets. Unless they are natural units chads, in which case it's just a sign error.
The one where they shit on dipper for flirting with girls. Frick that emasculating message. No wonder Dana cucks the manlet
The best part about that ep is that Hirsch is apparently a womanizer.
It would have been funnier and more surprising if Soos and Giffany got together imo. This episode was very paint by numbers plot. Soos was still funny and saved it overall but season 2 had so many episodes that felt very stale plot wise.
Looking back the fact that people still remember Giffany instead of Melody speaks volumes.
Melody doesn't talk much.
Who is Melody?
Would be more believable if Soos ended up with an adult version of Grenda.
>op saying pic related bad
bullshit
"Have sex" the episode.
I'd be fighting up until she offered to upload my brain into computer land. That's what I want.
You already got two (You)s in my post above yours, so I'm not giving you a third one. I'm not here to replace your failed educational system. (You) will remain an ignorant little child. Deal with it.