>green forest

>green forest
do they really think that any self-respecting gamer will watch this shit?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember the Harold quest in 3 and plant vault in NV?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course he doesn't

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and I also remember the rest of fallout 3 and new vegas, respectively.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nevada is pretty arid IRL, so it mostly makes sense that there would be little vegetation there.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the TV show takes place decades before that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      a vault that was built especifically to try to reforest the world and is the only place where theres green? that justifies no dogmeat and instead we get the current political views

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ask for nuclear apocalypse
      >get gorillas in the mist

      I'll assume it's non-canon like 76 because there are green forests in that as well.

      What's wrong with green forests? This is what Klamath looks like.

      Worse than green forest
      >tax break Georgia forest
      Walking Dead with power armor

      I remember when nu-gaygas complaining about fallout 3 living in shacks and dead trees almost 150 years after the bombs fell and how nagasaki and hiroshima doesn't look like desert, i memeber.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still complained about that as well.
        No excuse.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hiroshima and Nagasaki didn't had a worldwide nuclear winter

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      listen, im going to assume you are a zoomer so i'll get easy on you
      but if you think anything beyond fallout 2 is "fallout" you are essentially not worthy of having an opinion

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leave your feelings at the door. Fallout is fallout.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks fallout 2 was real fallout

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He can't remember what he's never experienced, anon. There's no way these grifting chuds actually watch the stuff they complain about. The only gaming these guys have ever done was probably kids stuff back on the consoles in their day.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ask for nuclear apocalypse
    >get gorillas in the mist

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone notice how the same grease/dirt stains are on every suit of armor? As if they copy pasted each suit. Notice the black stain right above the top right of the red logo on the chest. It's the same on every suit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/QhEiGVp.jpg

      >green forest
      do they really think that any self-respecting gamer will watch this shit?

      How could five, maybe six, different sets of armor all have the exact same grease stains?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >OH MY GOD how can a tv show about a video game with a budget over their heads miss an autistic detail??!?
        Do you guys not hear yourselves? Who cares?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I care, moron

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the little things like that, that go a long way anon. You'll understand when you're no longer a child.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s the autistic details that matter. They’re almost the only things that matter because they all add up into the whole.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          why don't you just start eating your own shit?
          who cares?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like I shouldn't care about the show in general either.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        We covered this earlier. Some part of the storage or equip process leaves the stain. It's very common.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          prove that this is very common

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are gonna have to ask your local grease jockey. That's what we did for the research.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if people don't consciously notice it, they look samey and people will subconsciously notice it. Looks bad, hopefully for them this is just some early mockup. Didn't have any hopes for this garbage anyway.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you moronic. Why wouldn’t the same suit of armor look the same

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      How could five, maybe six, different sets of armor all have the exact same grease stains?

      Even if people don't consciously notice it, they look samey and people will subconsciously notice it. Looks bad, hopefully for them this is just some early mockup. Didn't have any hopes for this garbage anyway.

      We covered this earlier. Some part of the storage or equip process leaves the stain. It's very common.

      CGI really peaked ten years ago. Go watch Transformers Dark of the Moon or something, all the background decepticons have different weapons, heads etc. A lot of them have totally different designs. This show obviously just copy + pasting designs is laughable by comparison.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they seriously couldn't find a few interns give them sandpaper and rough those things up a bit? everything looks too clean.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll assume it's non-canon like 76 because there are green forests in that as well.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That makes no sense, why would they set them selves up for failure like that?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          its bethesda

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          did you see the trailer? it's gonna be absolute shit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        interesting
        do we know which year?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          2296

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          2296

          9 years since FNV.
          55 years since The Chosen One blew up the Enclave's OIl Rig in FO2.
          135 years since the Vault Dweller left Vault 13 in the original game.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That timeline becomes utterly moronic starting with Fallout 2.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          After the second battle of hoover dam. Which means bethesda will let Hollywood decide the who won in new vegas.
          >It's going to be the NCR

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that supposed to be a fricking ghoul? This is gonna be worse than Halo

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >any self-respecting gamer
    No such thing.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man that gun is fricking huge. How would you even use that? It's too big for the regular dude, while the power armor is bulky and weird and doesn't really have a shoulder or some other spot to place the stock on. I bet it's gonna look really awkward if/when they actually shoot with that thing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the games that gun isn't that big and can easily be used by non-power armored people. Here it's basically the size of the black dude for some reason.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They cut the Chinese Assault Rifle at the last minute (Fallout-retro AK-style thing) and replaced it with a HMG design they weren't going to use. That's the only reason it was in FO4 to begin with, and it looked fricking stupid. The show's version being Power Pyjamas or super mutant only is a return to how it should have been.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how you guys didn't immediately figure out it was going to be shit when you learned Todd Howard was going to be involved.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with green forests? This is what Klamath looks like.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's wrong with green forests?
      This is what forests look like in Fallout, at least, modern Fallout. This is as colourful as they get.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is there a Black

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why is there a Black
      Enclave posters just woke up, this thread should get interesting.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black people were brought to North America through the Trans Atlantic dlave trade.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        By israelites.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      political messaging
      >b-but it makes sense for blacks to be there!
      they still shoved the Black person in there for propaganda purposes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the purpose?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          making an unappealing demographic look appealing and civilized, warping perceived reality

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worse than green forest
    >tax break Georgia forest
    Walking Dead with power armor

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no T51-b in the show
    it's shit

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >self-respecting gamer
    nice oxymoron

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It might surprise you, Anon, to learn that Fallout isn't based in reality.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Niether are the TV series, I guess.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      where are the ghouls and supermutants and deathclaws tho

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A little disingenuous to compare a limited radioactive event with a full scale MAD nuclear war.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nuclear bombs wouldn't turn the west coast into the Sahara desert.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Photo of Bikini Atoll today - after 23 nuclear bombs.
          .... go be couch commando on Steam forum. Here you're speaking with adults.

          Post-Nuclear winter the climate would change, again you're thinking too limited in scale

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Photo of Bikini Atoll today - after 23 nuclear bombs.
        .... go be couch commando on Steam forum. Here you're speaking with adults.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ESL homosexual

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        After becoming an expert since watching the short tv series Chernobyl, the chernobyl disastor was leaking 2 Hiroshima bombs every hour and now Chernobyl is a haven for wildlife.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're right but people will still choose to believe fantasy propaganda like Threads or shitty games like Stalker over real life. Those animals don't have geiger counters either.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Threads
            >fantasy propaganda
            it might be propaganda but you're insane if you think the result would be any better than that
            >everything destroyed
            >facist police state forcing everyone to work to grow enough grain
            >people not suited to farm work die young and blind from post nuclear winter cataracts

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nukes don't shit out even a fraction of the radiation that a meltdown unleashes.

        All the dangerous radiation is gone in 1-2 two weeks.

        Even if they unleashed cobalt bombs in the atmosphere so it cycled tons of radiation around the globe for a long period, most plant life would be fine.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    theyre gonna have to do better than that if they want to impress us gamers
    shant be watching

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope they make all the characters black

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trailer lived up to the hype.

    “It is just a gonzo, crazy, funny, adventure, and mindfrick like none you’ve ever seen before,” Joy said. “It’s pretty cool.” Joy offered similar comments when speaking to BroBible about the Fallout show. The word “gonzo” came up once more as well as “irreverent and mad and humorous” to give some ideas about the types of tones that the creators are looking to strike with the Fallout show. “We’re producing it for these two brilliant writers and the world that they are making is so gonzo and so fricking crazy,” Joy said. “It’s just ridiculously baller and I can’t wait. It’s totally irreverent and mad and humorous and just insane. It’s just insane.”

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do they really think thACK

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ist that snow? and grass? and trees? oH NOOOO IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAANE
      <cooms

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do they really think that any self-respecting gamer will watch this shit?

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did disney make fallout woke?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you touch yourself at night.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the trailer for this and thought it looked good, which is weird for a video game movie.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your game/show is scientifically accurate right?

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    But anon, Bethesda fans have no self-respect. They eat shit for breakfast.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the issue?

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only think that irked me from the trailer was the overseer, why is he a cyclops?

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gamer
    >self-respecting

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >self respecting gamer

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The props and set design, despite being flawed, still look way better than I would have imagined an amazon fallout tv show would look. Really, they nailed the look of power armor and the vault and shit. Some of the cg shit looks like machinima tho like that cut to the juke box. Maybe its just machinima with a budget. Hopefully the dialog is better than fallout 4....

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The armor and the robots are the only good things.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    gamers?

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bethesda were the worst thing to happen to fallout

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, I’m at the point where I don’t watch a movie if I see a Black person in the advertisements.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Brotherhood of Steal
    >black man
    Bravo, Todd!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bravo, SNL!

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Humans with mutations is a nice touch, we were told but never shown this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a nice touch
      no it isn't, unless that guy's entire vault is a FEV nightmare, in which case he wouldn't be sitting there like that in a nice uniform and a cup of coffee. the only places with FEV exposure and nice uniforms at the same time is where normal humans would be wearing the uniforms and that guy would be in a patient's rag being experimented on

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >instagram filter character
      LE SO WACKY AND FUNNY HHEHEHE XD

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meds, schizo

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          upvoted sir

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kyle Machlachan
    >Walton Goggins
    >Michael Emerson

    Holy shit it's such a shame to have a casting like that in such a future turd

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AAGH! IT'S EATING MY PLASTIC! BLACK MAN SAVE ME!

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >self-respecting gamer
    Find one and we'll ask him.

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once I found out the protagonists are a some heckin strong wahman and a Black person man I decided I was never gonna watch it anyway.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >overrated game series gets a shit adaptation
    Many such cases.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >day #74662883 of Cinemaphile incels not understanding they are a minority and nobody cares about their opinions
    it's getting kinda sad at this point guys

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So I shouldn't care about this show at all, right? Thanks bro, I'll make sure not to watch it.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it always white woman and black man as the leads in tv shows these days?

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    my fallout died too long ago to give a shit. This is like that marvel game in reverse, garbage show, based on garbage games

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use mods that make FO4 greener. It’s been two hundred years, the vegetation will bounce back by then.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm excited tbh
    fallout's lore is so butchered it'll be really hard to frick it up, plus all the characters are original (i think) so there won't be any woke character assassination
    >inb4 Black person and woman
    fallout 4's always been full of Black folk and women /misc/yp scum

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