Greetings from the Hollywood Hills?

Greetings from the Hollywood Hills, Cinemaphile, here's the latest scoop:
"The Movie Critic" was scrapped as Tarantino's 10th and final film for these reasons:

>The script grew so large that Tarantino proposed releasing it in 3 or 4 "volumes" to Sony. Yes, his 10th and final film was poised to span 3 or 4 movies, with Tarantino insisting they should be seen as a single work (much like Kill Bill Vols. 1 and 2). The execs balked.
>The script ballooned as Tarantino drastically strayed from his initial concept ("a Travis Bickle-type assassinates a Movie Brat director in 1977 to prevent the 80s blockbuster wave from killing the 70s New Hollywood"). Guess who this director was.
>It evolved into a saga centered around his fictional Hollywood timeline introduced in Once Upon a Time In Hollywood, with Brad Pitt's Cliff Booth as the protagonist of a "chapter" in which he's become a famed director.
>Using the Movie Critic's reviews as a constant narrative device, Tarantino planned to shoot entire films within this alternate reality, including Cliff Booth's "The Fireman" (starring Leo DiCaprio as Rick Dalton, a fictional 80s Die Hard where Dalton capitalizes on his flamethrower gimmick) and alternative endings to real films like John Flynn's "Rolling Thunder."
>Discussions about adapting it into a mini-series are ongoing. The idea isn't popular.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That sounds dope

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >("a Travis Bickle-type assassinates a Movie Brat director in 1977 to prevent the 80s blockbuster wave from killing the 70s New Hollywood"). Guess who this director was.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seems a bit unfair to George
      Wasn't it high-budget (for the time) flops right as the 80s began like Heaven's Gate what made Hollywood balk and go commercial? I could see Star Wars being a part of the problem, but it's crazy to say that some guy making a successful movie franchise ruined everything.
      Or maybe I'm overthinking Tarantino's napkin notes turned into a plot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah Spielberg was also part of the wave that turned cinema into blockbuster seeking leeches. Not that I hate the man, but George being labeled the sole catalyst is unfair.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jaws was a bigger problem. Star Wars just lead to the boom of Sci Fi shlock. Like Halloween lead to all the horror rip offs (but still cheap to make, so not a bad thing but the sequilitis killed Cinema more than anything else IMHO)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            >Guess who this director was.

            I assumed it was talking about Spielberg.

            It's funny because Tarantino raves about Jaws and calls it a perfect "movie" (as opposed to film). Star Wars is actually somewhat close to how Tarantino makes movies, steal from a bunch of a different sources, mix it all up, and voila, create a new product.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah Spielberg was also part of the wave that turned cinema into blockbuster seeking leeches. Not that I hate the man, but George being labeled the sole catalyst is unfair.

        exactly, especially because George would do shit like help bring Kurosawa back to resurgence with that 1980 movie Kagemusha and he produced Mishima a life in 4 chapters, plus Lucas was involved heavily with American Zoetrope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was the collapse of united artists really

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Guess who this director was.
      Tarantino really has this level of smoke for George Lucas? When I think of it, I've never heard him discuss Star Wars, Star Trek yes, but not wars

      >Guess who this director was.

      I assumed it was talking about Spielberg.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking Spielberg as well. Jaws is usually cited as being the 1st block buster.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spielberg is a israelite
        Lucas is not, so he's a safe killing for him mindset

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Guess who this director was.
    Tarantino really has this level of smoke for George Lucas? When I think of it, I've never heard him discuss Star Wars, Star Trek yes, but not wars

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t like the prequels but admits to enjoying the original

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, Tarantino HATES what Lucas became after American Graffitti and particularly hates the prequels:

      I've heard Tarantino say THX is shit, that Lucas parasited the careers of many promising Californian directors by enslaving them under ILM. Also, one of his closest collaborators and friends in the industry is John Dykstra, who Lucas used for the world-changing FX in the original Star Wars and then fired ending on bad terms

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is uno farto always doing commentaries with Edgar? He's also in the Hot Fuzz one

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good friends.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thx homosexuals make me sick. >>>>>>Oh yeah look at the quality of our sound.<<<<<<homosexuals like Dennis or Nolan obsessed with how a movie should be heard instead of focusing on more important aspects of cinema. They use music to hide their weaknesses as storytellers.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing unrealistic about this OP is that the producers would walk. A Tarantino saga like this would have money thrown at it, especially with the added factor of it being his last movie(s). Tarantino is also pretentious enough to want to do this

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This sounds like ass. Has Quentin lost his touch?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yea, ya think? Basing a movie and chapters around his already out of touch reality of that boring ass derivative movie. Thank god those movie execs shut this crap down. QT should just stop. We really dont need another film from him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's sad that he's trying to do all this weird shit instead of just making a nice popcorn flick
        like django, hateful eight, inglorious basterds, none of them were amazing, but they were decent enough to go to the cinema for
        that's all i'm asking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, literally. The touch was named Sally Menke.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >My last film will be 4 films but in one so technically it's just one film
    he even pilpuls like israelites now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >My last film will be 4 films but in one so technically it's just one film

      By that logic the kill bills are just one film too, so he actually has 2 left.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So he's just about as inconsistent as them too. Figures.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > By that logic the kill bills are just one film too, so he actually has 2 left
        1. Reservoir Dogs
        2. Pulp Fiction
        3. Jackie Brown
        4. Kill Bill Part 1 and 2
        5. Death Proof
        6. Inglourious Basterds
        7. Django Unchained
        8. The Hateful Eight
        9. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Idk this guy has one decent movie and 8 goy slops but everyone raves about him. Not for me I guess.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >filming alternative endings to already existing films
    cool idea if they look the same, camera work, lighting, filters, actors very very simular, etc

    only 'tino could do this and maybe Spielberg

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Scorsese was the movie brat director who wanted to kill a movie exec, not a critic who goes after a brat director. I see what you're getting at though, probably did inspire it.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That’s not a rumour, it’s a fact.
    And killing Scorsese, who never became a blockbuster director, wouldn’t change the direction of Hollywood.
    1977 was the year Star Wars was released.
    Though blockbusters really began earlier in the 70s, with Jaws.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jaws is such a bad movie
      it actually blew me away how bad it was when i watched it and every time i bring this up to jaw-lovers they refuse to engage and give any arguments for why they like it and the few who do have arguments all pull only from history
      >UHHH, IT MADE BILLIONS?
      ok?... why is it a good movie?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most smoothbrain post in Cinemaphile history.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no arguments
          yeah i'm used to it, keeping believing it was a good movie like an npc when you can't even defend it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            then explain why it’s a bad movie. I’m curious what half-wit drivel you’ll come up with

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no arguments
        yeah i'm used to it, keeping believing it was a good movie like an npc when you can't even defend it

        You're the one making the claim, anon. Explain what makes Jaws bad. I haven't given my opinion on the movie that you know of, maybe I agree with you.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can see how the idea of a counter-culture lone wolf killing the movie director wasn't well received by the execs either, no matter how badly they hate that particular director

    anyway, why does Tarantulo always resort to killing as the only solution for his alternative timeline schtick? Couldn't this movie critic guy just convince Lucas or Spielberg or Scorsese or whomever to abandon the "commercial route" and do a different film instead? Or something clever, sheesh

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hacks like Tarantino have run out of movies to copy and are resorting to film revisionism

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That story is too fricking wild to be real, then again, Scorsese was coked out of his mind during the 70's. The only reason he's not dead is because Deniro convinced him to drop his hedonistic ways and make Raging Bull.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Scorsese was coked out of his mind during the 70's
      read easy riders, raging bulls if you haven't. in the chapter eve of desctruction, it goes into the crazy shit Scorsese was up to during those mid 70s years.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tldr?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This all sounds pretty cool, not gonna lie.Definetely a project he hould tinker for the rest of his career.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So a bloated sequel to OUATIH?? Sounds lame.
    I bet he's going with Kill Bill vol. 3 now

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This actually sounds really good. He should take it to Netflix, they love this shit. 4 two hour episodes is normal shit for them.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Here you go Jorge

    It sounds Kino and I understand why the concept scares Hollywood executives.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds really lame and unnecessarily mean. Plus it would break what's left of poor George's heart. The OT are great sci-fi fantasy movies, much better than anything Taranfarto has ever made, and they are full of meaning and soul, something that QT has never truly achieved (got close, maybe by accident, in some parts of Jackie Brown and Once Upon a Time)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree with what George Lucas has contributed to cinema in general with his original trilogy.The problem is now that Hollywood only makes franchises with the costumes, constantly modifying them.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Netflix should produce this. They literally do worse things all the time.
    https://www.themarysue.com/netflixs-fool-me-once-is-some-of-the-worst-tv-ive-ever-watched/

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This sounds insane. I want it to exist, whether it succeeds or ends up an enormous embarrassment is no skin off my nose.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill Bill is two movies whether he likes it or not, two different genres

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a movie has never been split into two different genres before

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vol 1 has a beginning, middle and end. So does Vol 2

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Volume 1 doesn’t have an end. It finishes, but it’s a cliffhanger. Volume 2 doesn’t really have a beginning, it just picks up where volume 1 left off

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I watched both recently and I disagree

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not gonna lie, this sounds like it would be the best movie ever made

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sounds incredible, they should have let him cook

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that sounds tedious and super self-indulgent, much like most of tarantino’s work, so that’s how I know it’s real

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like the gayest, most self-indulgent shit imaginable

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These stories are really common with Tarantino. The guy is a lunatic who can't make anything without a tardwrangler. I remember when he said he'd make a movie that connects Michael Madsen's character from Reservoir Dogs to John Travolta's character from Pulp Fiction because they're both named Vega. Then he said he was gonna make Kill Bill vol 3 where the black girl grows up and gets revenge for her mom, by filming some of the scenes while she's little, then waiting 20 years to film the rest of the movie with her as an adult. I've been waiting 20 years just for a proper release of Kill Bill The Whole Bloody Affair that only screened two times in theaters and meanwhile Tarantino completely forgot about vol 3.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t know if true, but I heard the original plan for Pulp Fiction was to have Michael Madsen reprise his Reservoir Dogs character, and after scheduling conflicts he cast Travolta and changed the characters first name

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quentin_Tarantino%27s_unrealized_projects

    Me personally? I really wanted him to expand on the OUATIH universe. He wrote the novelization but I really wanted to see those shows he was planning on making too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A film about silver surfer written and directed by Tarantino

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It sounds Kino but the Star War homosexuals wouldn't tolerate it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      star wars homosexuals don’t watch real movies

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exact.
        Internet critics are mostly comic book or Star War nerds who started reviewing capeshit movies because Hollywood was producing them.It's sad to see them try to argue a criticism of any movie.Some of them resort to the woke anger trick

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >("a Travis Bickle-type assassinates a Movie Brat director in 1977 to prevent the 80s blockbuster wave from killing the 70s New Hollywood"). Guess who this director was.
    WOULD

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The 80s saved hollywood. Tarantino is a no-talent hack with bad taste.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >midwit thinks a character holding an opinion means the director also holds that opinion
      do you also think jd salinger thinks everyone's a phony?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    There is something uncannny about a baby-sized person acting like a grown adult.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tarantino planned to shoot entire films within this alternate reality, including Cliff Booth's "The Fireman" (starring Leo DiCaprio as Rick Dalton, a fictional 80s Die Hard where Dalton capitalizes on his flamethrower gimmick) and alternative endings to real films like John Flynn's "Rolling Thunder."
    holy fricking kino just let this man make what he wants please

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What would be the alternative ending for rolling Thunder?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing one where the Tommy Lee Jones character doesn't die or maybe an alternate ending where they both die all guns blazing similar to Butch Cassidy and Sundance

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get it down to 100 minutes and then I’ll be hyped

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>The script ballooned as Tarantino drastically strayed from his initial concept ("a Travis Bickle-type assassinates a Movie Brat director in 1977 to prevent the 80s blockbuster wave from killing the 70s New Hollywood"). Guess who this director was.
    James Cameron?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cameron wouldn't make anything until five years past that, bozo.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like hot garbage

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Embarassing. Another self-conscious film about hollywood and its mythology of itself by another director who is more concerned about his legacy than making good cinema.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude's deranged and all his movies are vulgar trash.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pitch a movie about preventing the wave of slop to the people making the slop
    >The idea isn't popular.
    I'm shocked. SHOCKED I TELL YOU!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it had something to do with it being a 4 volume drama about critics and directors. They would easily have greenlit any QT fil if it was just one movie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You really think any studio would agree to produce a movie that, thinly veiled, shits on the very concept all of pg-13 blockbuster slop?

        The way i understand it, QTs "travis" self insert would be a movie buff growing more and more dissatisfied and resentful with movie trends, pretty much Star Wars(since it's 77), and he would be very smart and witty at expressing his anger, which spirals into bloody but righteous murder. It's all tongue in cheek of course but the message would be clear. And in the background you got a B or C plot about some country girl trying to make it as an actress, a hooker and her pimp doing stuff and some of his OUATIH characters in returning roles.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This sounds kino. It's a shame we'll never see it.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised someone like Tarantino still has to please the execs. I'd think with his track record they'd just let him do whatever the frick he wants.
    Guess he must've pissed off a couple of people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quentin's biggest champion in hollywood was Harvey, so basically he lost his rabbi

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Time to get the band back together.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3-4 volumes is fricking nuts for something so niche, no matter who the director is. You can pull that shit with popcornslop spectacle like Abatap or Lord of the Rings, not QT's tribute-albums-in-movie-form.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My prediction is 'the movie critic' as a concept ISN'T scrapped but is instead being folded into something else.
    He'll do Kill Bill vol. 3 but it'll go full meta, reveal that vol 1&2 were banned movies set within OUATIH's alt timeline and have 'Bill' as the aspiring Hollywood director to be killed by psycho underground movie rental store junkie Uma Thurman teaming up with loads of washed up character actors and characters in cameos/bit-parts (Sam Jackson, cliff, Tim Roth, travolta, waltz, etc) from previous movies who hate the direction of new Hollywood.

    Big huge reveal is the director is Tarantino himself. But death isn't enough - he needs to be a warning ending is he gets publicly humiliated by Uma live at the oscars with his filthy foot fetish collection to the tune of stuck in the middle with you

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >IS THIS THE MOVIE CRITIC OR HAS THIS TURNED INTO NIGHT ALL OF A SUDDahhhhh

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hollywood multiverse
    Even Tarrantino is not safe from capeshit

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    once upon a time in hollywood is trashola

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day.

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