>Greetings from the humongous!

>Greetings from the humongous! The Lord Humongous! The warrior of the wasteland! The ayatollah of rock and roll-ah!

I am gravely disappointed.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf was his problem?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he didn't have any guhzolene and he wanted it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Acne, I think. A lot of the topical creams for acne make you skin sensitive to sunlight. That's why he has to wear that mask. If he took it off, it would be extremely painful.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ‘ate guzzeline hoarders
      simple as

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Onions isolate farts

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >KAH-CHUNK-KAH-CHUNKA-KAH-CHUNKA
      >ALL DAY ALL NIGHT! KAH-CHUNKA-KAH-CHUNK

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah its just a cheesy 80s flick.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hughmongous WHAT

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i will never understand how you are supposed to take this guy seriously.
    he looks like he should be strolling the aisles of a BDSM convention, greeting attendees.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they said the same thing about me too, anon

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was he saying during the raid?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Attack my vermin, attack!"
      >"Smegma Crazies to the left! The gate! Gayboy Berzerkers to the gate!"

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did he drive straight into a speeding truck?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to test the limits of his abilities

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was gambling that he would stop at such a disregard for his well-being. He was proven wrong. Happens in real life too.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just post the theater ticket prices and there will be an end to the horror

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People sincerely think furiosa movies are better than the originals. The sign of the cuckold.

    Nothing, NOTHING beats the road warrior.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The original mogs Road Warrior. The pacing is incredible, the bad guys are actually intimidating and there is no comedy. Road Warrior is ALL comedy and it has that disgusting rat-kid in it. I hate people that like Road Warrior.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is a brave and contrarian choice and you’re free to have it. I also very much enjoy the first one. There are comedic moments in the second one but it’s far from being all comedy and I think that’s an unfair statement to make.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I am Humungous
          >I am the King
          >bow to me
          >gets rekt by a rat kid
          OMG SO FUNNY

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            None of this happened

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It does though. His big intimidating scene is overshadowed by some mongrel with a boomerang and comic relief. It's disgusting.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what? are you referring to the scene of the twink being killed

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based, totally agree. First one has such a wonderful setting and atmosphere too, pre-apocalyptic kino

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based Australian opinion

        This is a brave and contrarian choice and you’re free to have it. I also very much enjoy the first one. There are comedic moments in the second one but it’s far from being all comedy and I think that’s an unfair statement to make.

        American opinion

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How did shit get so bad in the world between Mad Max and Road Warrior? It seems like decades must have passed. I agree that Mad Max is the superior movie

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nuclear war

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that scene where humungous is reciting poetry while his guys do burnouts and burn sois alive

    K
    I
    N
    O

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would brutes and scavengers really be impressed and be willing to serve someone who knew german poetry? People in modern society show a disdain for intellectuals, what hope is there in the postapocalypse?

      Do you think Humongous would have let them live if they submitted?

      I think he implies that he won't when he is choking out his dog of war. He is soothing him be telling him they will do it his way.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Would brutes and scavengers really be impressed and be willing to serve someone who knew german poetry?

        They don't serve him because of his eccentricity. They serve him because he's a hulking warlord that brings them plenty of spoil of war.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OOOOOHHHH Uncle Phil you gotta kick that man's BUTT

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sad!

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beyond thunderdome > fury road > mad max > road warrior > furiosa

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm also transitioning btw

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        decaff to regular or?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >beyond thunderdome
      is a cringy kids movie
      >fury road
      is alright but mostly because of the visuals
      mad max
      >has an amazing opening scene but the rest is pretty boring
      >road warrior
      is truly kino
      >furiosa
      didn't watch, probably won't ever, frick that bogged monstrosity

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sees all the other movies in the series
        >likely played the video game
        >claims to be refusing to see the latest release
        >because Cinemaphile said it is clown world

        i am gravely disappointed.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Humongous would have let them live if they submitted?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don’t know that. He probably would have enslaved them. Senseless killing when there are benefits to keeping them alive makes little sense.

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