>Greetings from the humongous! The Lord Humongous! The warrior of the wasteland! The ayatollah of rock and roll-ah!
I am gravely disappointed.
>Greetings from the humongous!
>Greetings from the humongous! The Lord Humongous! The warrior of the wasteland! The ayatollah of rock and roll-ah!
I am gravely disappointed.
Wtf was his problem?
he didn't have any guhzolene and he wanted it
Acne, I think. A lot of the topical creams for acne make you skin sensitive to sunlight. That's why he has to wear that mask. If he took it off, it would be extremely painful.
‘ate guzzeline hoarders
simple as
Onions isolate farts
>KAH-CHUNK-KAH-CHUNKA-KAH-CHUNKA
>ALL DAY ALL NIGHT! KAH-CHUNKA-KAH-CHUNK
yeah its just a cheesy 80s flick.
Hughmongous WHAT
i will never understand how you are supposed to take this guy seriously.
he looks like he should be strolling the aisles of a BDSM convention, greeting attendees.
they said the same thing about me too, anon
What was he saying during the raid?
>"Attack my vermin, attack!"
>"Smegma Crazies to the left! The gate! Gayboy Berzerkers to the gate!"
why did he drive straight into a speeding truck?
to test the limits of his abilities
He was gambling that he would stop at such a disregard for his well-being. He was proven wrong. Happens in real life too.
>just post the theater ticket prices and there will be an end to the horror
People sincerely think furiosa movies are better than the originals. The sign of the cuckold.
Nothing, NOTHING beats the road warrior.
The original mogs Road Warrior. The pacing is incredible, the bad guys are actually intimidating and there is no comedy. Road Warrior is ALL comedy and it has that disgusting rat-kid in it. I hate people that like Road Warrior.
This is a brave and contrarian choice and you’re free to have it. I also very much enjoy the first one. There are comedic moments in the second one but it’s far from being all comedy and I think that’s an unfair statement to make.
>I am Humungous
>I am the King
>bow to me
>gets rekt by a rat kid
OMG SO FUNNY
None of this happened
It does though. His big intimidating scene is overshadowed by some mongrel with a boomerang and comic relief. It's disgusting.
what? are you referring to the scene of the twink being killed
Based, totally agree. First one has such a wonderful setting and atmosphere too, pre-apocalyptic kino
Based Australian opinion
American opinion
How did shit get so bad in the world between Mad Max and Road Warrior? It seems like decades must have passed. I agree that Mad Max is the superior movie
Nuclear war
>that scene where humungous is reciting poetry while his guys do burnouts and burn sois alive
K
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Would brutes and scavengers really be impressed and be willing to serve someone who knew german poetry? People in modern society show a disdain for intellectuals, what hope is there in the postapocalypse?
I think he implies that he won't when he is choking out his dog of war. He is soothing him be telling him they will do it his way.
>Would brutes and scavengers really be impressed and be willing to serve someone who knew german poetry?
They don't serve him because of his eccentricity. They serve him because he's a hulking warlord that brings them plenty of spoil of war.
OOOOOHHHH Uncle Phil you gotta kick that man's BUTT
Sad!
beyond thunderdome > fury road > mad max > road warrior > furiosa
I'm also transitioning btw
decaff to regular or?
>beyond thunderdome
is a cringy kids movie
>fury road
is alright but mostly because of the visuals
mad max
>has an amazing opening scene but the rest is pretty boring
>road warrior
is truly kino
>furiosa
didn't watch, probably won't ever, frick that bogged monstrosity
>sees all the other movies in the series
>likely played the video game
>claims to be refusing to see the latest release
>because Cinemaphile said it is clown world
i am gravely disappointed.
Do you think Humongous would have let them live if they submitted?
No.
You don’t know that. He probably would have enslaved them. Senseless killing when there are benefits to keeping them alive makes little sense.