GREMLINS is the only Christmas movie you need this year. Let me guess, you need more?
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GREMLINS is the only Christmas movie you need this year. Let me guess, you need more?
Yeah I need her naked with a bow around her neck
Tune to the 107 minute mark, trust me you won't be disappointed heh...
muppets christmas carol and jingle all the way
>jingle all the way
Nestled safely under our tree..
Isn't that image from Fast Times at Ridgemont High though?
Yes. OP is gay.
She was so beautiful it's hard to believe
It.
>Firemen came, broke through the chimney top. Then me and mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird, and instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney on Christmas Eve. His arm was loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck, died instantly.
I don't get it? Her dad was Santa Claus?
crazy how they brushed over this so quickly, and they didn't even explain how Santa being dead affects the gcu (gremlins cinematic universe) as a whole.
disappointing!
redeemed when they make fun of it in Gremlins 2
Was Abe Lincoln supposed to be molester?
Her Dad was some kind of sperg.
qt.
Blessed post
When did this happen?
before she was 18
Just don't look her up now.
Why not? She owes me $20
Just fine for SIXTY years old I reckon
married a cute guy and settled down to be a mom and housewife
based
Is she part Asian?
yeah
half-Filipino I think
Shut up moron.
>s-she hung up the phone?
Why do boomers love it so much when a woman has a tiny butt that looks like it belongs to a nine year old boy?
Your brain has been rotted by porn and chimp worship thoughover
Why are zoomers so in love with obese filthy tattoo covered rap prostitutes?
There's nothing wrong with rap. It, along with rhythms & blues and jazz, is one of the few genuine valid indigenous forms of the American vernacular that isn't based in European colonialism.
>indigenous forms
he meant Redskin Rap, paleface
I love hip hop and rap, what I detest is what passes for it nowadays and the disgusting ugly attention prostitutes like Minaj and Thee Stallion who have no lyrical ability or musical talent
Sounds like you just have issues with powerful women.
It's pure Black person shit that degenerates culture
This
Rap used to be an art form not any longer. And the kind of rap whites listen to is the worst.
Kill all rap artists.
I think we should spare Kool Keith
Literally all of that was invented by white peoples
>t. jogger
Thats a perfect ass you fricking Black person
You fricking ape.
I'd break my dick off inside her not even joking.
BASED,
Remember the first time I saw this posted, had no idea about. Always thought she was really cute and liked her topless scene in fast times. This WebM made me almost tear my dick clean off my body
Might be the most miraculous thing I have ever seen.
it genuinely is a very beautiful vision, and I don't mean just in a purely sexual way. reminiscent of ancient sculpture
Am I ill for enjoying a 17 yo's body?
Shes 17 years old here you sick fricks
that's why the mods keep trying to set up blocks so that anons can't post the webms lol
Mods should lighten the frick up this shit is legal in America.
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
why were they allowed to film it?
because in the 70s and 80s the third wave feminist neopuritans had yet to sink their claws into the culture and legal system
Because it has artistic value and does not exclusively appeal to the prurient interest.
the theme song was apparently a hit in Europe and very popular in the USSR
we must return
fricking hell lads why have I never heard of this movie>
Goddammit. I was trying not to get horny so I could detox from fapping too much for a few days. Now I can't sit still.
Merge this video with the pool scene from FAstimes.
Sauce please. I forgot. This is almost as kino as her getting out of that fricking pool. I watch Gremlins every Christmas and forget she was the queen of 80s nudity.
>She's 17 lol
Uh huh. Sauce?
fun bit of trivia: her own dad is the one that convinced her to do full nudity
From the title and poster alone, this sounds like Blue Lagoon but with actual nudity instead of pasties and hairbras.
Epic dad.
Don't get your hopes up, it's a shit movie. Her nude scenes are nice though.
I had a feeling this was not a masterpiece. That webm is sure worth saving, though.
Time to hit the high seas.
Willie Aames
Buddy from Charles in Charge?
Christ. And now remember that these scenes take 8-9 hours to shoot. How long was he right next to her hot nude body? How many takes did they have to do?
I liked Krampus too
so at what point is it not considered "after midnight" anymore? also, how does the germlin know what timezone it is in? what if you take it to a different timezone?
Just constantly keep flying and you can keep feeding it.
Though there's nothing said in the movies to directly back this up, I always assumed it meant sunrise. That they dislike bright lights somewhat supports this.
>How many times do I have to teach you this lesson!!
I just watched it and I was so in love with this chick. The sweetest smile in the world.
Watch Drop Dead Fred after you watch Gremlins 2
Why were they pulling her legs apart?
I...never noticed that until now. That is some Evil Dead prying apart right there.
OH NO BILLY WATCH OUT! HES GOT A CHAINS- ACK!
What happened to ice cream parlors?
ran out of ice cream
you don't remember the great ice cream freeze of '88?
Moms says I got brain freeze that year and never fully recovered my memories from that time.
>Nothing but whites
A different time
A better time
>Vanilla ice cream and plain ice tea
Could they be any more boring?
sorry there isn't twerking and curry
Frick you vanilla ice cream is based. Btw we had Baskin Robbins dip shit. 31 flavors.
I wanna go back to when whites were a majority in this country.
white people don't season they tea *commits armed robbery*
idk where you live but in my city i can go to like 10 different places in any direction for ice cream. they might not look like that or take you back to being 7 years old but if you want some ice cream it aint hard to get some
>they might not look like that
So you missed the entire point and are proud of your ignorance.
>that time the serial exposer in a trenchcoat was so prevelant in New York he made it into a movie as a goof
>me getting kicked
Well, it's more of a Christmas movie than Die Hard, but still not a Christmas movie.
>Anyway prime 80s Phoebe Cates, I have to go to work. You remember "the rules" right?
She was such a fricking goddess, holy frick.
Yeah she's very pretty and has essentially a perfect body but let's not get carried away here.
THE APARTMENT (1960)
satanic movie
>christmas movie that reveals santa isn't real
Based? This is how I found out and I love the movie for it
Wish there was a scene where the Evil Gremlins steal everything from Kate Beringer's panty drawer.
Amateurs, you don't go for the drawer, you go for the laundry basket
>hang lights
>bake cookies
>go indoor swimming on a snowy night
>go caroling
>get drunk at the local bar with your bros
>go to kinoplex to watch the original snow white and sing along to all the songs
Pretty kino christmas
>no sex
This xmas is bullshit
the gremlims FRICK in the sequel
they might have banged off screen the movie was only PG rated
wasn't gremlims the reason the PG13 rating was even invented? pretty based
I believe Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was the primary reason, although the PG13 rating was always a stupid idea. PG means "PARENTAL GUIDANCE SUGGESTED" why are parents too moronic to understand this?
This and raiders. Apparently Spielberg was going through a divorce and had an incel period.
>the directors sick and twisted thinly veiled fetish
Best role played by Hunter Schafer
Reee! Reeeeeee! It's suggesting that I look like this and that I don't pass! Triggered suicidal reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
n-n-NOOO dont make me cum inside the crazy shortstack who is obsessed with having sex with me i would really hate that haha
Possibly the only woman who can pull off the chin and not look like a woman in western video games.
>acid
>do not throw in face
lost my shit when I was a kid at this
>You gotta watch out for them foreigners because they plant gremlins in their machinery. The same gremlins brought down our planes in the big one. That's right. World War II.
GREMLIN 9 MILLA METAH
We should a bought a Zenith!
bump
Any R rated and X rated ideas you guys want to put in "Gremlins" or any movie with Phoebe Cates?
Instead of Gremlins, they're all shotas.
I'd watch that movie
this movie
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This should've been the theme of Private School's mooning scene.
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this one too while we're at it
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