They really do, but that's just lifestyle and the hormones in the water making them biologically 23 when they're 11 years old by jump starting their puberty.
all the repliers to this would spill their absolute sphaghetti if this girl even looked in their direction at age 25. so idk, i think this website is filled with a bunch of bitter unloved people who criticize every little flaw other people have, like not looking like a 12 year old with perfect skin forever. huh. makes you think, maybe you shouldn't be here.
>all the repliers to this would spill their absolute sphaghetti if this girl even looked in their direction at age 25
No they fricking wouldn't, stop being so desperate and pathetic. People like you are the biggest part of the problem by far.
I'm 34 and a virgin and I wouldn't give a single shit if she looked at me at any time.
They really do, but that's just lifestyle and the hormones in the water making them biologically 23 when they're 11 years old by jump starting their puberty.
> If you could be a sport and explain it to this oldgay
I’ll give it a go >To entertain my mates and brother I use Tinder (I know it’s a rigged game that I won’t win but like the Gladiators of old I continue for the entertainment of the masses) >I rapidly swipe until I get a match and let my mates writes a message (I don’t care) >She messages me at 4 in the morning to say “nah” (no), which is atypical because 99% of chicks will ingnore you if you if they are not interested.. >I’m taken aback by this and reply with “based” in a somewhat hopeful effort to confuse her. >I’am confused why she took the time to say “nah” instead of ignoring me >this will haunt me as I try to understand why she did it? Why? >I wish I still had the payed version so that I could trade nudes with chicks in Mosul and Kyrgyzstan >Such Is Life
5 months ago
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>try to understand why she did it?
She's disgusted you thought you had enough of a chance with her that you would send a message. She needed to let you know that she's disgusted.
5 months ago
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But why? Why waste the effort and time at 4 in the morning? I didn’t even look at the message until hours later when I felt like it, I don’t understand?
5 months ago
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A woman's self worth comes from destroying yours.
5 months ago
Anonymous
It's like when you say "cool story bro" to one post but not all the other posts. Sometimes you want to announce your dismissiveness.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You lost the second you messaged her back, needed to leave her on read
It blows my mind how fast women implode I'm about to be 30 all my male highschool friends look almost the same except for the ones that started balding. All the females got fat as shit and look like office moms. We can't even go out to bars with any of them because they look so blown out.
>these are the same people that tell "You are so beatiful!!" to the land whales
Nah that's Cinemaphile. Go look at the wife threads that get posted to /b/
The only significant difference between the tone of those comments and Cinemaphile's is the absence of key words (Black person, homosexual, etc).
Why is there a shared belief that the internet is so "toxic" because of anonymous basement dweller incels, if normies exhibit the exact level of anti social behavior?
damn, i thought incels were insensitive and mysoginistic.
Good point, but looking at the comments every one is from a below average/incel tier person. I get they're "Normies" because they're using Instagram but they're all genetically incels.
Yeah, there's a difference between anonymously shitting on her here, where she'll almost certainly never visit or see it. But commenting on her own social media posts seems kinda mean. >50 years to Griffindor
is fricking hilarious, however.
turns out if you eat like a cow you also need a second stomach to ferment the food, regurgitate and chew again,
or you're slowly starving yourself to death
>don't eat meat >become collagen deficient because like 99% of people you don't have the autism required to correctly micromanage diet >50 years to gryffindor
vegans are moronic and get what they deserve
Yes she is and yes it does. I've also known morons who went down the path and saw their health and looks deteriorate. They're fricking idiots that did it to themselves though so it's hard to feel bad for them
Meat is like a cheat code for getting many of the nutrients that your body needs. You can* go vegan but most people that swear off meat neglect to adjust for the tradeoff - You have to micromanage the hell out of your diet to make up for it. Stable vegans don't tell anyone about the cabinet full of supplements they have to take or how expensive grocery shopping has become and expecting mothers don't tell their friends that their doctor told them they either need to take expensive supplements or switch back to eating meat if they want to avoid a miscarriage.
Laziness. Most people don't want to or can't spend as much time eating and checking out nutritional values as you need with such a specialised diet. So they eat lots of salad and think it's great that it's keeping them thin even though they eat five bowls a day, when in reality they should eat ten bowls or whatever. This is also why you see less of a contrast with vegetarians, because it's less of a specialised diet and so requires less adherence to get everything you need. A lazy vegetarian Brit is more likely to just grab some fish n chips on the days when they're lazy, thinking they're still good because of the old idiotic idea that fish don't feel pain.
If you're rich enough to hire a personal dietician/chef then you can look fine even if you go vegan because when you're having a lazy day your chef will still cook you what you need for the day, instead of you just eating some more potatoes or dates wrapped in salad leaves. This is why there are vegan celebrities who don't look terrible. If not then you have to be an autist or have an eating disorder-style compulsion to micromanage your food for it to not quickly ruin you. She clearly did not hire a dietician or go full autist over it.
Yeah I only say that shit on here because I assume no actor will ever see that post making fun of them, just like if I'd said it to a buddy, and I've never fallen for any of the attempts by morons who go on here to try and get a personal army to attack someone. People who go on twitter or instagram to harass people to their face, sometimes under their own names as well, are just completely alien to me.
2011. Home Alone 20th anniversary party. Macaulay gets an invitation. He arrives at the house and there’s no one there. He follows arrows leading upstairs, which lead further upstairs to the attic bedroom. On the bed is a naked Catherine O’Hara. >I made our family disappear, Kevin. Now come here and I’ll make something else disappear. >He closes the door in front of the camera >KEVIN!!!
Shut your fricking pie hole. Catherine Ohera is a goddamn national Canadian treasure and comedic icon, and Mac survive Hollywood childhood be a kino actor and decent human being.
I remember thinking Catherine O'hara was really pretty, but was also intimidated cause she was the mom, and my mom had a similar yell to hers when she was pissed.
I was surprised to hear that he was married to Brenda Song. Glad he cleaned himself up and turned out well though. Goes to show you can always come back after reaching rock bottom.
I would talk shit, but I'm so tired of Hollywood actresses getting surgery to look young forever, and end up looking weird. I think this lady looks fine. She looks her age. I like seeing the age on people's faces. It makes their entire aura feel complex.
Yes, people comment about attractive people becoming less attractive because it’s a talking point, ugly still being ugly isn’t noteworthy. What’s the point you are making?
>People become older with time
Big deal. Anyway, I can't be the only one who likes pairing Kevin with his mother..... can I? Also, Macauley will forever be based in my book for standing up for Michael Jackson.
I'm almost afraid to Google the cast members at this point. Like I want them all to stay in 1990 in my head.
I don't just mean the aging or the explosion of tattoos and people above 20 still dying their hair etc. There are facial types that are extinct or usually hidden by fat now. People had a certain life in their eyes and awareness of their surroundings that you don't see anymore(unsure if it's smartphones, SSRIs, or an uptick in NPCs).
Also the dad dying really freaked me out. Like I know if you were in your 40's 30 years ago you'd be in your 70's now but him and Pee Wee dying was still a huge jolt to me.
Yeah those people above 20 should really get off your lawn huh homosexual. Oh wait you don't have your own a lawn, you live with your mom. Now get mad.
i recently saw mccully on an ep of jeopardy and he not only kicked the shit out of the other contestants, he answered every question. he did really good.
Are you incapable of thought? Abstraction? Fricking brain dead morons on this site I swear. Most people have bad habits and don't look after themselves which means their body goes to shit. You don't even have to be exceptionally lazy, one minor bad habit compounded over 30 years is gonna have a very big toll on your body if you aren't actively counteracting it with something.
Remember in Home Alone 2 when Kevin sexually assaulted a woman in broad daylight in New York City and blamed it on a israelite to get her to attack him so he could destabilize the female trust in the israeli people and Israel in preparation for the next push by Hamas? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Or maybe he was just trying to escape the Wet Bandits before they took him to Comet Pizza.
>pretty well.
She avoided it completely. The wall wasn't meant to be a buzzword for ageing like all the newbies use it, it refers to people who seem to not age for years and then one day/week/year they age all at once, so it's like they've fricked up their face by running face first into a wall. Have a slow decline and don't run into the wall.
>woman ages over 33 years
shocking
mac aged like shit too
well yea he was a drug addict for like 20 years
looks totally fine to me , he grew into his pretty boy face.
i was nonexistant to prime pussy until i hit my 30s.
he honestly looks really good considering how fricked he was and that he looked like this just a few years ago
Rickety Cricket.
Lol this image is 12 years old
He still looked like shit for years after that. Having a kid is what really turned him around.
pretty sure getting off the drugs is what turned him around, unless the kid was responsible for that
Those adrenochrome withdrawals look rough
We could have gotten a fantastic casting for a Young Willem Dafoe biopic.
blond beards are so hot, it's not fair
Nothing, NOTHING, is better than fricking zoomer girls. They're dumb as shit and their braindead male counterparts are turbocucks.
Yea, methamphetamine and child rape tend to have that effect.
wtf people get older as time goes on?!! say it ain't so
half the 25yo white girls on tinder look like bottom
They really do, but that's just lifestyle and the hormones in the water making them biologically 23 when they're 11 years old by jump starting their puberty.
>making them biologically 23 when they're 11 years old by jump starting their puberty.
But somehow we are still pedos
Who's"we"
They're on tinder for a reason.
where are the other white women?
in my harem
Meeting people by actually fricking talking to them, you gimp.
>19
12 was unironically peak
The picture that makes people understand why men used to marry them at 12.
Big mistake buying early in that case.
Peak breedable at 16 but then hit the wall at light speed.
all the repliers to this would spill their absolute sphaghetti if this girl even looked in their direction at age 25. so idk, i think this website is filled with a bunch of bitter unloved people who criticize every little flaw other people have, like not looking like a 12 year old with perfect skin forever. huh. makes you think, maybe you shouldn't be here.
I'd tell you to take some midol but you seem to be well past that
sorry, I'm not american
>he hates him because he told the truth
>all the repliers to this would spill their absolute sphaghetti if this girl even looked in their direction at age 25
No they fricking wouldn't, stop being so desperate and pathetic. People like you are the biggest part of the problem by far.
I'm 34 and a virgin and I wouldn't give a single shit if she looked at me at any time.
>I'm 34 and a virgin and I wouldn't give a single shit if she looked at me at any time.
>2/10 wouldn't bang
Yes. Not 2/10 but I wouldn't bang her. Who the frick cares.
>Who the frick cares.
You, obviously.
>I have sex with men
13 but without braces
Black person braces are hot as frick
Rolling
You deserve nothing for being a 'ce
Maya looks even worst now.
For me is 11
>13-15
(; . .)
12 is still peak, it always is
roll?
Woodchipper for all pedophiles
not even funny, it's eerie.
>it do be like that
Explain this to me zoombro
>Explain this to me zoombro
I’m unfortunately 24 (it gets worse with every passing year). Also I don’t get it.
I don’t understand the exchange
If you could be a sport and explain it to this oldgay
> If you could be a sport and explain it to this oldgay
I’ll give it a go
>To entertain my mates and brother I use Tinder (I know it’s a rigged game that I won’t win but like the Gladiators of old I continue for the entertainment of the masses)
>I rapidly swipe until I get a match and let my mates writes a message (I don’t care)
>She messages me at 4 in the morning to say “nah” (no), which is atypical because 99% of chicks will ingnore you if you if they are not interested..
>I’m taken aback by this and reply with “based” in a somewhat hopeful effort to confuse her.
>I’am confused why she took the time to say “nah” instead of ignoring me
>this will haunt me as I try to understand why she did it? Why?
>I wish I still had the payed version so that I could trade nudes with chicks in Mosul and Kyrgyzstan
>Such Is Life
>try to understand why she did it?
She's disgusted you thought you had enough of a chance with her that you would send a message. She needed to let you know that she's disgusted.
But why? Why waste the effort and time at 4 in the morning? I didn’t even look at the message until hours later when I felt like it, I don’t understand?
A woman's self worth comes from destroying yours.
It's like when you say "cool story bro" to one post but not all the other posts. Sometimes you want to announce your dismissiveness.
You lost the second you messaged her back, needed to leave her on read
Bottom right or bottom left?
ice cold
Here’s that 25 year old woman
>33 going on 63
But I'm also desperate and out of my mind.
My choices are not of a man with a sound mind.
Stay strong anon
Just don’t be a conservative and you can have Amy women you want
>just lift
fixed. being conservative just flows naturally from that.
True
>Ketchup xD
It blows my mind how fast women implode I'm about to be 30 all my male highschool friends look almost the same except for the ones that started balding. All the females got fat as shit and look like office moms. We can't even go out to bars with any of them because they look so blown out.
really not bad for 33 years
Post her gilf mammaries
Macauley is probably the same age in the bottom as the mom was in the top.
He's older. He's like 43 now, and the mom was in her late 30s at that point.
She was 35 in the first one
>she wasn't late thirties, she was mid-thirties!
Calm down
This guy is a grifter trying to make off nostalgia shekels off one movie he was in when he was a kid
It was actually two movies and he ain't a grifter.
if i could live life on easy street i wouldnt be breaking my back to work either
What the frick are you talking about, Zoom Zoom? He doesn't do shit, he started a novelty cover band, he's happy in comfortable has-beendom
You'll have to forgive him, he's only seen Culkin appear as a guest in the youtube videos where he gets his opinions on movies and games.
WTF?!??!? THE OLD LADY FROM SCHITTS CREEK WAS THE HOME ALONE MOM?!?!?! IM BUSSIN #MINDBLOWN RITE NOW FR FR!@
AND EVEN MORE WTF THE GUY FROM RLM WAS THE KID FROM HOME ALONE?!?!?!? IM DEADASS LOSING MY MIND RITE NOW!
>still looks better than her
>Remember when we froze our berries in the summer ...
>All those mean comments
;_;
This is all the result of women pseudo diets lacking micronutrients.
Celtic genes really do be like that
Still would
Someone did and managed to get her pregnant. At her age you just know it’s going to be a Chris Chan downie kid
>At her age
She's 32.
Wtf
She looks 50. Reminds me of how badly Jason Bateman’s sister aged
Botox
Flea?
Uncanny
would
>"50 years to Gryffindor"
Lollllllllll oh my dayzzzzzzzz
would
Oh hey its that tech billionaire who's trying to become immortal
>she fell for the vegan meme
many such cases!
Did people really say this to her? I’d feel bad for her if she hadn’t thrown Rowling under the bus for woke points.
Normies can be so cruel
It's honestly hilarious these are the same people that tell "You are so beatiful!!" to the land whales "body positivity" models
>these are the same people that tell "You are so beatiful!!" to the land whales
Nah that's Cinemaphile. Go look at the wife threads that get posted to /b/
The only significant difference between the tone of those comments and Cinemaphile's is the absence of key words (Black person, homosexual, etc).
Why is there a shared belief that the internet is so "toxic" because of anonymous basement dweller incels, if normies exhibit the exact level of anti social behavior?
Good point, but looking at the comments every one is from a below average/incel tier person. I get they're "Normies" because they're using Instagram but they're all genetically incels.
that's TikTok, not Instagram
Nice try. This is normal dogpiling behaviour that can be found from anybody on Facebook to Instagram.
Instagram, TikTok and Twitter are honestly more bitter and negative than most Cinemaphile boards (other than /misc/)
extremely untrue
double standards and hypocrisy have existed since forever
>50 years to griffindor
dead
I get she looks bad, but why are people so mean to her? She seems like a sweet person
Yeah, there's a difference between anonymously shitting on her here, where she'll almost certainly never visit or see it. But commenting on her own social media posts seems kinda mean.
>50 years to Griffindor
is fricking hilarious, however.
>British
>redhead
What do you expect? She rolled a 1 on the wrinkle check
>50 years to Gryffindor
Kek.
Her skin is also quite yellow.
damn, i thought incels were insensitive and mysoginistic.
women hate women 3x more than any incel freak ever could
Did she drink poly juice?
Grimm
>50 years to Gryffindor
>collagen repairo!
>sorry Ginny, it didn’t work…
They unironically look the same age. How the frick is this possible?
shit genes, alcohol, smokes, lots of sun, lots of stress, lack of sleep
veganism
Woah, people can be mean
>also, that Tom Riddle diary comment
kek
>50 years to Griffondor
my fricking sides
>all you have to do is eat real food so this doesn't happen
>doesn't do that
So what's the actual story here? She's lying about her age, right? I mean, come on, b***h has crows feet.
Maybe she smokes a carton of cigs at the beach everyday while on meth
Anon, she's a vegan. Vegan frick up their bodies so they can feel better and superior for not eating meat, as if the world isn't fricked up anyway.
turns out if you eat like a cow you also need a second stomach to ferment the food, regurgitate and chew again,
or you're slowly starving yourself to death
veganism. I know a person IRL who turned into a zombie with all the crazy diets
>50 years to Gryffindor
Absolutely savage.
>50 years to Gryffindor
Damn feels bad
>don't eat meat
>become collagen deficient because like 99% of people you don't have the autism required to correctly micromanage diet
>50 years to gryffindor
vegans are moronic and get what they deserve
the 50 years comment was funny but that dogpiling is pretty mean..
is she vegan?
that could explain it
Yes she is and yes it does. I've also known morons who went down the path and saw their health and looks deteriorate. They're fricking idiots that did it to themselves though so it's hard to feel bad for them
what is it about veganism that deals a death blow?
No animal fats makes your skin look like a wrinkled ghoul.
my one friend is vegan and he even cut out dairy, how long does he have
Meat is like a cheat code for getting many of the nutrients that your body needs. You can* go vegan but most people that swear off meat neglect to adjust for the tradeoff - You have to micromanage the hell out of your diet to make up for it. Stable vegans don't tell anyone about the cabinet full of supplements they have to take or how expensive grocery shopping has become and expecting mothers don't tell their friends that their doctor told them they either need to take expensive supplements or switch back to eating meat if they want to avoid a miscarriage.
Turns out it's unhealthy to not eat as intended and no amount of.pills or medicine can recreate the nutrition from real food
Laziness. Most people don't want to or can't spend as much time eating and checking out nutritional values as you need with such a specialised diet. So they eat lots of salad and think it's great that it's keeping them thin even though they eat five bowls a day, when in reality they should eat ten bowls or whatever. This is also why you see less of a contrast with vegetarians, because it's less of a specialised diet and so requires less adherence to get everything you need. A lazy vegetarian Brit is more likely to just grab some fish n chips on the days when they're lazy, thinking they're still good because of the old idiotic idea that fish don't feel pain.
If you're rich enough to hire a personal dietician/chef then you can look fine even if you go vegan because when you're having a lazy day your chef will still cook you what you need for the day, instead of you just eating some more potatoes or dates wrapped in salad leaves. This is why there are vegan celebrities who don't look terrible. If not then you have to be an autist or have an eating disorder-style compulsion to micromanage your food for it to not quickly ruin you. She clearly did not hire a dietician or go full autist over it.
Normies will say shit like this to someone’s (online) face and then say Cinemaphile is for cruel sociopaths.
Yeah I only say that shit on here because I assume no actor will ever see that post making fun of them, just like if I'd said it to a buddy, and I've never fallen for any of the attempts by morons who go on here to try and get a personal army to attack someone. People who go on twitter or instagram to harass people to their face, sometimes under their own names as well, are just completely alien to me.
>thinking morons leaving this type of shit on social media are "normies"
It's "normalgay", you newbie piece of shit. have a nice day.
Lel
>50 years to griffindor
https://www.reddit.com/user/Bigsims11/comments/ldx3de/the_very_sexy_bonnie_wright/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
>50 years to Gryffindor
>Tom Riddle’s diary really did suck the life out of her
Fricking Kek
gorLAWMi
>Tom Riddle’s diary really did suck the life out of her
should've frozen her eggs instead
literally laughed out loud at the filename
Do you think they? You know?
the real question is when
2011. Home Alone 20th anniversary party. Macaulay gets an invitation. He arrives at the house and there’s no one there. He follows arrows leading upstairs, which lead further upstairs to the attic bedroom. On the bed is a naked Catherine O’Hara.
>I made our family disappear, Kevin. Now come here and I’ll make something else disappear.
>He closes the door in front of the camera
>KEVIN!!!
Imagine being told in 1990 that the kid from Home Alone would become friends with Mike Stoklasa.
>Who the FRICK is Mike Stoklasa?
Mac probably had that guy's current net worth since he was 8.
what the frick is with his lips
those are dick sucking lips
Michael is a lucky c**t
Shut your fricking pie hole. Catherine Ohera is a goddamn national Canadian treasure and comedic icon, and Mac survive Hollywood childhood be a kino actor and decent human being.
>actors in a movie from 33 years ago have aged 33 years
Imagine. My. wiener.
it will happen to you too anon
god damn I have such a huge crush on prime O'hara
At least Mac is still alive. There were some real grim photos of him during his junkie days.
What kind of fricking is Macaulay? Were his parents drunk?
>SCRUMPTIOUS BOY ARSE
post it.
She looks good for 70
still would absolutely destroy her holes given the opportunity
I remember thinking Catherine O'hara was really pretty, but was also intimidated cause she was the mom, and my mom had a similar yell to hers when she was pissed.
I was surprised to hear that he was married to Brenda Song. Glad he cleaned himself up and turned out well though. Goes to show you can always come back after reaching rock bottom.
morons have no concept of how long 33 years is, huh?
Is grim the new wholesome?
What an unfortunate looking specimen Culkin grew up to me.
>PEOPLE AGE HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
>AFTER 33 YEARS PEOPLE LOOK SIGNIFICANTLY OLDER OMFG HOW HORRIFYING
Ywnbaw
Ywnbam
Why did his eyelids close up? Can anyone explain this phenomenon? Is it just gravity?
He’s heavily doped as since getting molested by Michael Jackson
>molested by Michael Jackson
Fricking moron
I’m sorry.
>buttfricked by Michael Jackson
Ftfy
SSRI abuse. They affect the nerve group that controls the eyelid muscles and cause them to droop. Billie Eilish has the same thing.
oh, so that is why my eyes are becoming like that too
too bad it's either that or jumping off the balcony
Shes almost 70
and he looks fine if he cleans up that shitty beard
unironically the mom aged better
She looks good. What's grim is what you've been up to inbetween that timeline
gilf.
The best thing I ever did was ditching white women for black women.
Talk all you want about his genes but they are fricking strong.
Little homie looks ready to star in his own baby yoda style home alone
A not bad looking hapa, he got fricking lucky, though hopefully he doesn't let hollywood get their hands on his kid
She's fricking gorgeous. Good job mack
Grim.
>Talk all you want about his genes but they are fricking strong.
Come to think of it, him and his brothers do all look exactly alike.
He took the yellow pill
By the time they get to making the X-Men movies, he'll be ready to play Daken.
God damn he scored.
Honesty Mack doesn’t look bad here
he deserves to wear that smug grin
she looks familiar. is she ex disney channel? I feel like she was on the suite life or something
Yeah. Just Brenda Song from the Suite life and Zack and Cody
Not even the most kino Christmas mom.
She actually looks good for being 70
Ish pure and unequivocally over.
beautiful hairstyle on the top
All that israelite wiener really did a number on Culkin's jaw.
>all women will look like that someday
it's over
>dated for a while
Why does this always happened?
Wish all women aged like her.
For me, it's Catherine O'Hara as a massive bawd in Best in Show
dae le time passes and cant handle it!?
What's grim? They look great. I'll bet OP doesn't age as well
PRIME 70-YEAR-OLD HOLES
WTF that kid has a beard?
Both look fine. Even Mac, for being a drug addict.
Yjk
I would talk shit, but I'm so tired of Hollywood actresses getting surgery to look young forever, and end up looking weird. I think this lady looks fine. She looks her age. I like seeing the age on people's faces. It makes their entire aura feel complex.
ITT
>ITT
You are not reading this thread if you think that
kek
Get fricked you cretin
Yes, people comment about attractive people becoming less attractive because it’s a talking point, ugly still being ugly isn’t noteworthy. What’s the point you are making?
>People become older with time
Big deal. Anyway, I can't be the only one who likes pairing Kevin with his mother..... can I? Also, Macauley will forever be based in my book for standing up for Michael Jackson.
Oh wow, a 43 year old man and 69 year old woman look their age?!?
Beard doesn't suit him, make him way older
We're all just slowly dying.
I'm almost afraid to Google the cast members at this point. Like I want them all to stay in 1990 in my head.
I don't just mean the aging or the explosion of tattoos and people above 20 still dying their hair etc. There are facial types that are extinct or usually hidden by fat now. People had a certain life in their eyes and awareness of their surroundings that you don't see anymore(unsure if it's smartphones, SSRIs, or an uptick in NPCs).
Also the dad dying really freaked me out. Like I know if you were in your 40's 30 years ago you'd be in your 70's now but him and Pee Wee dying was still a huge jolt to me.
Yeah those people above 20 should really get off your lawn huh homosexual. Oh wait you don't have your own a lawn, you live with your mom. Now get mad.
Based virgin
>he actually got mad
Thats right you are my b***h lmao
i recently saw mccully on an ep of jeopardy and he not only kicked the shit out of the other contestants, he answered every question. he did really good.
If you're like most people you're gonna wish you looked like bottom 30 years from now. Normal humans have horrible habits and age like shit
what the frick does this even mean?
seriously, explain it
"humans age", wow, very insightful
Are you incapable of thought? Abstraction? Fricking brain dead morons on this site I swear. Most people have bad habits and don't look after themselves which means their body goes to shit. You don't even have to be exceptionally lazy, one minor bad habit compounded over 30 years is gonna have a very big toll on your body if you aren't actively counteracting it with something.
all those words and you never said an actual thing.
Have you considered enrolling a remedial general education course? If not, I recommend you look into it. Alternatively, have a nice day, moron.
by all means continue to be a hateful being. its the one original though you've had so far kek
Hey it's that guy from best of the worst.
catherine o'hara is a total bombshell, would smash without hesitation. She could sing me sally's song after she leaves in the morning.
>tfw no granny gf
>69 years old
Yeah, probably still would. Aged with dignity unlike so many Hollywood women who still try to look 30 at that age.
At least they're not obese.
That's something given the state of things today.
Bottom right is Bam Bam, Mardy Funkhauser's crazy sister who gets fricked by Jeff
man she was pretty in that movie
She looks far better red. Why go blonde? Same with Nicole Kidman.
yeah red hair + green eyes is godessly
Run.
Remember in Home Alone 2 when Kevin sexually assaulted a woman in broad daylight in New York City and blamed it on a israelite to get her to attack him so he could destabilize the female trust in the israeli people and Israel in preparation for the next push by Hamas? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Or maybe he was just trying to escape the Wet Bandits before they took him to Comet Pizza.
she aged pretty well. didnt bog herself
My god, Kevin's mom was an ultra-milf!
She was around 35 in the first picture and is nearly 70 now. She avoided the wall pretty well.
>pretty well.
She avoided it completely. The wall wasn't meant to be a buzzword for ageing like all the newbies use it, it refers to people who seem to not age for years and then one day/week/year they age all at once, so it's like they've fricked up their face by running face first into a wall. Have a slow decline and don't run into the wall.
Exactly, Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan are perfect examples of that.
>looks hot at 35
>looks pretty good for her age at 70
Hahaha, she le hit the wall amirite??? Grimz!!!!
She looks like she's loud in bed.
so do you
What happened to his eyelids and can I avoid that happening to me?
how old is the mom here?
>she was 36 during this film
damn. im 33 and I dont feel like im almost as old as that lady in home alone
The country you grew up in vs The country you are living in
don't post it
too late
Should Home Alone be considered a Christmas movie?
Go back.
>an adult woman looks much older and worse 33 years later
Wow. Shocking.
>milkskins age like milk
pottery
*pinging sound as your attempt at a slur bounces off*
at least we lead lives that let us age
>"don't use slurs against us PLEEEAAAASE!"
everyone wishes white genocide was real, including wh*tes
I’ve seen way grimmer this isn’t that bad at all. Where my Tara Reid bros at?