Grima! Become a man of Rohan once more!

Grima! Become a man of Rohan once more!

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a man of Rohan I am owed a wife of Rohan.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my trusted advisor, Grimey Snakemouth
    frick you tolkien you fricking hack

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you know Grima was written as a trans character? I bet not. This is why representation matters

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ummm, this really shows that you did not infact read the books and are not a true Tolkien fan. Grima was a part of snake whisperers from the forest of Avalone who had the power to speak in riddles and he used this power to obscure his name to the King and only the King. Since Saurenman was a high wizard, he was immune to Grima's whipsers. However they were good friends from hundreds of years ago when they met in the forest of ut'kuh, owned by the goblins.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will check back to see if there is someone stupid enough to swallow that bait. (You) get +1

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ruins the bait
          Black person.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Upvoted

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a different time, he wanted the moron 50s audience to know that Grima was a bad guy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you not realize that people were GIVEN names based on their characters. Grima was not know as Mr. Wormtongue, of house Wormtongue. He was given that name by the people while he was keeping Theoden possessed for being a piece of shit snake. Read a fricking book.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Respect my pronouns, chud!

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to fricking murder him

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy was worse than Wormtongue.
      Grima was very clearly under Sauron-man's influence. He was pale, frail, and weak, like how Theoden got fricked up.
      Gamling was just watching everything happen and doing nothing because it didn't change his paycheck.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember him, who was that?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Grima, you may have betrayed your people and gotten thousands of them killed, but come on down and let's move on!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >uhh, I was being mind controlled by a wizard
      >Happens to the best of us, Let's go home

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ahh yes, my trustworthy counselor Mr Untrustworthy McStabintheback

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No, don't kill him! Enough blood has been spilled on his account!
    >Let him reveal all your state secrets to Saruman so even more blood can be spilled on his account!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      should have at least imprisoned him

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good guys don't do that. Good guys let bad guys go

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unless they’re orcs. Then it’s genocidin’ time

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Orcs aren't people so they don't have any rights.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He kind of just slipped away because everyone was too busy talking with Gandalf not sure why Legolas and them did nothing also

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >duuude there's a hole in the wall that everyone with eyes can clearly see, especially you saruman, who uses fricking birds and anything else as spies

      yeah big help

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were one men.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now they are jannies, twisted by HRT

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this scene. It's so corny and over acted. I'm glad they removed it from the theatrical version

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grima! Restore the good honorable name of the revered WORMTONGUE FAMILY! What would your ancestors say if they could see you now?
    What about your father FILTHO WORMTONGUE? Or your noble grandfather, ROACHE WORMTONGUE? And your mother, CRAPPA WORMTONGUE, what would they say if they could see you now?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      we changed it in the 9th century... used to be "Shitmouth"

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have elf eyes
    >can't see grima about to stab sauron but fast and elf eyed enough to shoot him in the heart about five stabs in
    fricking moronic legolas

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This betrayal would never have happened if theodan let grima marry his daughter

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