Grizzly Man

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    was* and he wasn't. he was an idiot.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    HI I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND THIS IS GRIZZLY MAN

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET OUT HERE I'M GETTING KILLED!!!!!

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was under the impression this guy was more shredded than in this pic

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Radio gold more like.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mentally illness, unrestrained ego, and unbridled delusion. Imagine thinking you can teach any feral animal to be your friend. They're id machines, the moment their belly rumbles or they feel like you're a rival it's on.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      really?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        one of these is a vicious merciless predator. the other is a bear.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't black bears more chill and usually scared of humans? I only got this from the videos I've seen where they seem chill and playing RDR2 the black bears run away while the grizzlies attack you and are giant

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You make yourself bigger and loud to scare away black bears, while you curl into a ball with a tough backpack hoping you don't die if you encounter a grizzly, so yes black bears are more "chill". But they're still dangerous. At least that's what scouts taught me.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Black bear=be big
            Grizzly=be small
            Polar bear=you frickin dead

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you're getting eaten by a polar bear, it's no one's fault but your own.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black bear=be big
                Grizzly=be small
                Polar bear=you frickin dead

                Black, fight back.
                Brown, lie down.
                White, goodnight.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                But enough about living in Texas

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                *heckles drunkenly*

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Black person

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              Black, fight back.
              Brown, lie down.
              White, goodnight.

              Why are polar bears the most dangerous?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're white.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                because they're fricking gigantic, aren't afraid of humans and view us as food

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well because unlike other bears like Grizzly and black bear etc, Polar Bears don't have plants to eat so we they are purely carnivorous so meat is always on the menu for the, it's never anything but meat. And because humans aren't living among Polar bears as much they do around other bear races, so Polar bears don't see humans as anything other than seals or shit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          A bear is still a bear but black bears are frightened and grizzlys and brown bears don't give a frick so yeah your in less danger but never take a selfie safe

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Americans

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          now just think if they did that to your average zoomer

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the bears that Treadwell ever filmed, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of the bears. And this blank stare speaks only of a half-bored interest in food. But for Timothy Treadwell, this bear was a friend, a savior.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only time i ever laughed at steven crowder was when he did his impression of werner herzog narrating the bear attack

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    > he's right behind me isn't he?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    his gf was breaking up with him. he did a murder suicide by bear, fricking metal.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing against Steve Irvin, I liked the guy, but it's such bullshit that he spent his whole life wrestling gators and snakes and spiders, then finally succumbs to a wild animal, and gets worshiped like a hero. Meanwhile, Timothy Treadwell spends 10 summers living out in the wilderness and documenting the bears and foxes (at a safe distance, mind you, he was not running up to every bear he saw to give it a hug), and when he succumbs to a bear attack everyone shits on him and mocks him for life.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Steve Irwin was a conservationist. Every cent he made went back in to protecting and educating people about any and all wildlife he came across. Treadwell fricked around with bears.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Irwin was a charisma machine. The only bullshit part about his death is it was a stingray not a croc.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Steve had a much better understanding and proper respect of the animals, being practically raised out in the bush.
      The stingray thing was a freak accident.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did Timothy ever disrespect the animals? No. And the bear that attacked him did it because the weather that year caused food to be scarce, so really it was just as much of a freak accident as Steve's.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a freak accident to get eaten by a grizzly bear bro after spending a prolonged period ignoring every safetly measure because you think they're your spirit animal.I like the dude but he was doing dumbass shit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it was just as much of a freak accident as Steve's.
          He was staying there when the bears were going into "holy shit time to eat everything that moves before hibernation" mode. There was a good time of the year to be safer around the bears and a bad time of year and he was ignoring the cycle when it happened.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      steve wasn't a delusional weirdo who thought the animals were his friends

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      most people I know think Irwin was a bit of an idiot and he was obviously was

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reformed tweakers are living new game+ might as well embrace a one with nature delusion until the end. Better that the into the wild gay starving to death because...reasons?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >starving to death because...reasons?
      In the movie he ate poisonous berries that seemed to have fricked up his nervous system or something. I don't know if that's how he actually went in real life though.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dude feel the HEAT from this big ol mama bear's SHIT
    this dude was probably so freaky in the sheets

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he said he was pretty good in the sack

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >To shreds you say

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking deserved.
    I hope who ever destroyed that tape recording gets mauled by a bear as well.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was an obnoxious homosexual

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love bears. Bears are my favorite animal. I'd rather donate to a bear conservation charity than to nog lives matter, or aspca bullshit.
    But Treadwell didn't love bears, he thought he was one. I don't feel bad for these fricks that go into something else's habitat and get fricked. You know the risks. You go hiking in the mountains, you're aware of cougars. You go swimming in the ocean, you're aware of sharks. I don't feel bad for people that do the equivalent of looking down the barrel of a gun and pulling the trigger to check if it's loaded.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I understand if a Grizzly Bear is chasing you, you should lie motionless on the ground.

    Now, I hear these creatures are pretty damn quick over a short distance so it's unlikely a human could outrun one over the uneven terrain. Regardless, there is no way I would just lie flat on my stomach and hope the frickin' salivating beast loses interest. I would run like the wind, or climb a tree. And yes, I'm aware bears can climb. But I'd at least have the upper ground to boot the fricker in the nose if it scaled after me.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dressed like he was in a grunge band from 1995
    Talked like a gay to the bears that was funny
    Don’t care when bear season was over and just stayed there
    Let his girl get eaten by bears while he videotaped it

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