>Growing up, man I spent HOURS of my life stomping…KOOPAS…In the original Mario Brothers arcade game. At my local…Laundromat. And then of course it came out on Nintendo, and I played that, I mean, maybe years of my life, uh, it’s, it’s an HONOR, truly, to, to be able to speak to the man who created, those memories for me, and it’sit’s an honor to work alongside them. It’s been a lifelong dream of mine to become Mario. Um…………That duh, thatthat dream, like all dreams, faces one critical challenge…As in the film. I must face off againsSsSt…An uTTerly, ruthless, scene stealer. *self-jumpcuts* Every great hero needs a diabolical enemy, and I promise you I COULD NOT HAVE BEEN PAIRED WITH A MORE PERFECT KING OF THE KOOPAS…BOWSER!…And my, friend, the great, and hilarious, supremely talented, mister JACK BLACK
Who gives a shit if he likes the character or not. Who gives a shit if he played the games. Who gives a shit if he's lying.
The answer to all of that is: nobody important.
>t. Anon whose made several posts b***hing about people who don’t care about Scooby Doo making a Velma spinoff
That's different and you know it. The Velma being a lesbian shit is propaganda aimed at children.
The Velma show isn’t aimed at children
And the Mario movie is a phoned-in advertisement for toys aimed at children
But lesbianism is dangerous to promote
Noooo it's important that they love the character and always have! That's why all the capeshit actors were all huge comic readers
The frick is this shit all about? His presentation was perceived as humorous. Call me important then, grouchy ass homie
If he's phoning in his appearance in something as important to the movie as the announcement trailer which he was likely still paid for, he'll probably be phoning in his voicework too.
homosexual should in instilling confidence on us. I couldn't give two fricks if he actually plays Mario, likes Mario or even fricking knows who Mario is. It's not that hard to fake enthusiasm, especially for an actor.
Look at Jack Black right after. Whether or not he actually was, Jack seemed to be having fun talking about his role. It's what people want to see when you're hyping up the announcement of a trailer.
Maybe he doesn't care enough to fake enthusiasm. I wouldn't.
Nobody important actually cares.
Define “important”
Sounds like you’re peddling forced defeatism to me
People with better shit to do than worry about the outcome of some mario movie for kids that's for sure.
I see, so you’re…making damage control posts because…you don’t worry about the outcome of the movie.
You clicked on this thread and keep coming back to argue in it because you don’t care.
So are you a Nintendo fanboy or a Pratt simp?
Can it be? An LULZ browser in our midst, perhaps?
Whom amongst us in this entire thread said one thing about the outcome of some Mario movie, let alone worrying about it? Looking too damned far into shit that was never even mentioned by anyone but yourself, all the while insisting it doesn’t matter anyway
Gasp! He wouldn’t care to, but he’d care to be a wretched mope and a judge of who’s important or not over a Super Mario movie thread on an image board!
And who the frick asked Arthur Fleck? Shit is literally quoting him, didn’t mention anything even remotely related to your protests
All koopas will DIE!!!!!!!
Chris is at least a Brad, seems pretty likable, and is most definitely one of the cooler guys of celebrity actors. But what was that? The other Chris we saw, the fatass, his eyes were constantly looking away from the camera, as if he were reading off a script. Perhaps Prat felt he could not do the same, or at least, to such an extent, considering he was much closer to his camera than the fatass was to his. But did he even try a basic rehearsal of his part once?
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Why so we need to keep having threads about a Super Mario movie?
It's fricking Mario. You're a grown ass man.
Nothing else current to talk about apart from this and strong independent gay brown Velma
>grown ass man.
Are you a Black person or do you just play one on the internet?
says the anon who watches marvel movies
>Stop talking about films on this film board!
moron homosexual lmao
Even the Sonic movie threads weren't this bad on Cinemaphile, why is the Sonic fanbase considered the butt every internet joke when Mario Manchildren are just as autistic and cringe
it's funny how quickly this Black ghetto habit of adding "ass" to every adjective spread throughout the US.
Why? American culture is built around worshipping Black folk.
>Growing up, man I spent HOURS of my life stomping…Black folk
wtf why would he say that
Back in the day this would be considered golden YTP material
underrated
>the- JOJ
(I love YTP. Thankfully there’s still some being made. Maybe this Chris Pratt footage can be made into a YTP.)
OCTAGON
>those kids...what were their names again? We used to play... Mario, was it? all the time
>those kids sure loved stepping on...koompas?
>...I sure miss those kids
Chris Pratt is like Trump 2.0, people fricking despise this guy for no good reason. He does literally anything and people start writing manifestos about how horrible and bad he is.
Or it’s just funny how he’s obviously only hired for the movie because of Star power
Stop mewling like a fricking victim.
>movie star gets hired to be in a movie because he’s a movie star
>AAHHH IM GOING INSANE NOT FRICKING FAIR AAAHHH I HATE HATE HATE CHRIS PRATT MORE LIKE CHRIS SHATT
Vidya manchildren are wacky
>No no no, see, you guys can’t make fun of him because he’s part of Red Team! Please don’t make fun of him please please please
Simp Brigade getting riled over some teasing
>for no good reason.
the became anti-Pratt when he came out as Christian. it is a targeted attack.
yep
Good to show you morons are everywhere and they'll always find something to winge about if they get too comfortable.
Anyone interested in this movie is a manchild fricking homosexual
See you in the theater opening night fellow homosexual
But isn't that what your dad thinks of you?
i'd frick a womanchild if you know what i mean
shut the frick up no zoomers on this board could even beat SMB3 without cheating and save states you frickin pussies
Still the greatest game of all time. It could be released today as an indie game with zero changes and still be a classic.
still christian
still richer than your entire family tree for doing voice lines
you? still seething
also nice israelite file name
boast link
whoah he spent HOURS of his life doing thing?
obviously that's not possible, even with computers
why are people sperging over this
an actor doesn't have to love the role that hes playing
im sure bruno ganz didn't love hitler and think he was awesome but he still gave a good performance
bruno ganz loves hitler like you wouldn't believe
Everyone likes Mario games if they were around when they first came out. People just hate this guy for no reason and nitpick everything he does.
but he probably studied him for the role.
I
HATE
KOOPAS
nice try vidya isn’t allowed in waldorf schools, he probably grew up with wooden toys and got raped by his uncle
You guys know that Mario Bros was in the arcade and so was Super Mario Bros 1.
He only played the pinball game.
The arcade reference is what makes it clear he is a real fan and didn’t just look shit up. There was a version in the arcades that lots of people played first.
I don't care. I don't want to hear it. If a black Ariel and elves in LOTR is okay for the likes of you and you see nothing wrong with it, then you will eat up your perfectly normal sounding Chris Pratt Mario and you WILL like it.
>Appears at Chris Pratt's bedside
>"Wario want you to finish a the game! Play Supa Mario 64!"
>"Play or Wario will you FUN!"
he should have said he knew mario from ytps never played the games
they should have just got a random Italian to do it
Why? Mario is a New Yorker.
Yeah he's not Italian, he's normal.
Honestly the worst actor they could have chosen.
He's never been good in anything. I'll watch the French dub instead
goddamn, mario shitposting is unmatched
>that dream, like all dreams, must face one critical challenge: a scene stealer
What did he mean by that?
WHY THE FRICK don't the producers or whatever put a bit more effort into these "interviews" or coach the actor or give the motherfricker a better script so it's not so damn obvious he never played a Mario game in his life?
Seriously, why? Why do they expose themselves and Chris Pratto to this mockery when they could have avoided it so easily? What goes through their minds? What are they thinking?
It happens so often in these types of products. Are they really so braindead they think this shit will fool the audience, or do they just not have a minute to re-record the thing? Even the cameraman probably knows more about Mario and could've instructed him.
My question is why companies keep embarrassing themselves with this "how do you do fellow kids" shit, when it could be avoided so easily and everyone in the studio must KNOW. I'm genuinely curious.
Link to the video?
Why this guy, though? Why choose him over literally any other voice actor? Just for the name recognition? I'm not saying he'll do a shit job, but what the frick does he have to do with Mario at all? He has the same voice as any other random guy.
Also, I'm fearing they'll turn the penguins into literal minions to ruin every single dramatic or emotional moment.
They'll also rewrite Peach from a sweet, goofy damsel in distress to an intelligent, b***hy independent woman who don't need no man and has no real character flaws. Kill me.
MAKE TERMINAL LIST SEASON 2 INSTEAD YOU FRICK
I still haven't seen this clip and no one has posted it.
Growing up, man I spent HOURS of my life stomping…KOOPAS
>Growing up, man I spent HOURS of my life stomping…KOOPAS
that's fascinating, thanks for putting it as title and the body of the message like a fricking third world spam c**t pajeet shit