>Aragon and Arwen >Eowyn the Cuckquean
I never read the books but isn't that a very clear and direct reference to sex? Or is it because he wanted Tolkien to write more sex scenes?
If anything it's a lesson to stay in your lane. Aragorn is an ubermensch descendant of Men, Elven royalty - his wife must be of similar status. Eowyn is a sister of a petty king, Faramir is more up her alley. And commoner Sam gets hitched to a commoner woman back in Hobbiton. Everything is right with the world so long as everyone knows their place and is content with it.
faramir is numenorian nobility whos family has ruled gondor by bloodline for hundreds or thousands of years you moronic try hard homosexual redditor
also arwen is also mismatched with she being higher status than aragorn. youre just trying way too fricking hard to make your half baked reddit "i am smart" post
Arwen isn't higher status than Aragorn they're literally cousins you tard. Aragorn forefather Elros was Elronds brother so how can Arwen be of higher status when the two of them have the same common ancestors? Not to mention Aragorn becoming the High King of Gondor and Arnor. Faramir was of Numenorean stock but his kind already mixed with Middle Men (including Men of Rohan) by that point so much so that the likes of Faramir, Prince Imrahil or Denethor II were an exception compared to the likes of Boromir. Despite ruling Gondor for ages, they were never kings and as such even a petty king like Eomer would formally outrank them, but given the prestige of Gondor a regent of Gondor would be a suitable match for a princess of Rohan, King Eomer's sister.
stopped reading at the first sentence. youre clearly just a moronic redditor trying to slip his own Black person moronic communist interpretation of the story into the thread since even reddit wont support youre nonsense. yes shes an elven princess, not only is she higher status, that the ENTIRE point of their relationship drama
OK so what's her bloodline? Daughter of Elrond Half-elven, son of Earendil. And what's Aragorn's bloodline? Great, great...son of Elros, son of Earendil. Dumbass
Faramir is a low-level Númenórean whose family served as glorified butlers for the real Gondorian royalty. They ruled Gondor merely as regents after the last known king died. The moment Aragorn takes back his throne, Faramir even expects to become a gardener because everything he has is now Aragorn's. It takes Aragorn being a total bro and giving him lands for him to not become a filthy serf.
Eowyn pining after Aragorn is mostly an invention of the movies. In the books Eowyn briefly thinks "man this guy is handsome and brave, he would be a great match, but he's already promised to another, oh well" and then their relationship is strictly professional from there on out
>what was Aragorn's tax policy >books mention trade, tolls, ports, mining, tribute >meanwhile Gurm's economy is pants on head moronic
>where do all the Hobbits come from? >book clearly mention people getting married and having children >meanwhile all the sex in Gurm's smutfest is rape, rape&torture, double rape and torture rape
The more I read from him the worse he sounds. Do we really need to read how big Aragorn schlong was and if Arwen's pussy was throbbing? Or how Sam was rawdogging Rosie Cotton with his oblong shaped member?
GRRM could really use a lesson in "show, don't tell" sometimes. great reads when I was stoned out my mind but holy shit they really can drag with how overly descriptive they are otherwise.
let's not forget the most glaring part of grrm's "worldbuilding": the fact that there's winters that last for 10 fricking years and nobody cares about it. there's no religious significance to it, it's not important to the language, there's no difference in the agrarian economies in the north and south. it's just a thing that happens and somehow people survive
his random seasons are one of the only things i like about his setting but ive never read and of his shit. he obviously took it too far but the idea of random seasons is neat.
no idea how to incorporate that into a fantasy story in an interesting way and apparently neither did he
it always seemed dumb to me that northerners would ever fight a war during winter. I rationalized it in my mind and thought that they call it a winter but it surely can't be a real deep winter for the entire 10 years and there are still periods where it's a bit warmer
they don’t need to fight. the unspoken rationale behind GRRM’s thinking is only northerners are hardy and badass enough to thrive during winter, while the soft southerners all wither and die away. so at that point they’re just waiting them out.
conveniently he also wrote Winterfell being able to shelter 10k+, massive grain stores, and perfect natural hot springs. but still, they’re just built different kek
One of the things I do like about this series is that there are all these truly ancient fortresses that seem to be designed to repell attacks that are way beyond human capabilities and nobody seems to question why.
>meanwhile Gurm's economy is pants on head moronic
Can you elaborate? Didn't read the books/stopped watching in S2.
No he isn't.
He's extremely intelligent and is totally right here. JRR Tolkien was a weird autistic manbaby. I don't care if he made four hundred thousand languages. dude was a blumpkin, he believed in god lol. he had issues.
Believing in god and believing that sex doesn't matter that much is nothing but being a fricking loser
If you're that type of guy and that's what you believe, then you're a fricking embarrassing loser homosexual and no trad women will ever truly notice you in any real way.
Women wanna get raped, they love violent men. Black people are fricking ugly and stupid and can't pronounce the word birthday correctly, the israelites really do control it all, and if you're a man and you don't have a lot of sex, you are a fricking LOSER
This is life
and no amount of your complicated stupid fricking thoughts will change that.
people just want to feel good and they want as much power as possible then they die. that's it.
>he believed in god
Based. Kys, moronic homosexual.
hobbits are the easiest thing to imagine sex unless you count rape for orcs. its just another nonsense quote like the tax thing. totally out of place and puzzling.
genealogy is super important in the tolkien verse and characters get married and have kids and pine after women/men that they want like sam with rosey and eowyn with aragorn.
frodo and bilbo, which is what he seems to be talking about when he refers to "hobbits", were specifically mentioned as being atypical of hobbits and are basically autistic neets
hes just saying he wanted tolkien to write actual full penetration sex scenes, lots of them
hobbits are the easiest thing to imagine sex unless you count rape for orcs. its just another nonsense quote like the tax thing. totally out of place and puzzling.
genealogy is super important in the tolkien verse and characters get married and have kids and pine after women/men that they want like sam with rosey and eowyn with aragorn.
frodo and bilbo, which is what he seems to be talking about when he refers to "hobbits", were specifically mentioned as being atypical of hobbits and are basically autistic neets
hes just saying he wanted tolkien to write actual full penetration sex scenes, lots of them
kinokinokino
sadly could only be made by Asians, whites would never write a woman as: >reluctant >caring about comfort and etiquette >wanting a quiet life >wanting to give up on her quest >depending on others (men specifically) to do the fighting >retiring and letting another person adventure on her place >being obsessed with a ring (monogamy reference)
oh no
oh no no no
i will NOT be aroused by fem!bilbo's hairy hobbitgirl feet
I WILL NOT
kinokinokino
sadly could only be made by Asians, whites would never write a woman as: >reluctant >caring about comfort and etiquette >wanting a quiet life >wanting to give up on her quest >depending on others (men specifically) to do the fighting >retiring and letting another person adventure on her place >being obsessed with a ring (monogamy reference)
they'd also give her an obnoxious, ridiculously high-pitched, grating voice
GRRM just conflates sex with smut. Tolkien's main sources and inspirations weren't particularly heavy on detail when it came to sex either.
I don't need a graphic description of Sam's sweaty balls slapping against Rosie Cotton's butthole to know that they had kids.
>cant picture hobbits having sex >they are all getting drunk, partying in pubs and talking about girls for chapters
???
Elves and Dwarves are both harder to picture having sex just because one of them procreates a lot less and the both keep their women and customs mostly hidden from the outside world.
>Moorwiener writes rings around him.
I know, as you can imagine I'm a Moorwiener fan which is semi-embarrassing in itself, but the heart and the dick never lie.
GRRM was too donut steel tryhard for me.
I tried listening to moorwiener on tape but it was so, so boring it would put me to sleep. I still don’t know if it was because of the content or the narrator.
>Moorwiener writes rings around him.
I know, as you can imagine I'm a Moorwiener fan which is semi-embarrassing in itself, but the heart and the dick never lie.
GRRM was too donut steel tryhard for me.
>GRRM thread >anons start talking about moor wieners and moor dicks
Like Pottery, Bravo Rowling
Moorwiener couldn't write a plot to save his life. And his books are so repetitive, he eventually had to acknowledge it with the "Eternal Champion" conceit.
WOOOOW LIFE IS ALSO ABOUT DRINKING AND EATING AND SLEEPING AND FARTING AND TAKING A SHIT AND PISSING EVERY FEW HOURS BUT YOU DON'T SEE GEORGIE HERE WRITE ABOUT THAT CONSTANTLY IF HE EVER WROTE ANYTHING AT ALL NOWADAYS LAZY FAT FRICK
>At the age of 16, Tolkien met Edith Mary Bratt, who was three years his senior, when he and his brother Hilary moved into the boarding house where she lived in Duchess Road, Edgbaston. According to Humphrey Carpenter, "Edith and Ronald took to frequenting Birmingham teashops, especially one which had a balcony overlooking the pavement. There they would sit and throw sugarlumps into the hats of passers-by, moving to the next table when the sugar bowl was empty.
GRRM never had this, he does not understand love, or sex.
True. Young love doesn’t matter at all on any material level, but on an animal level it’s like being on heroin. There was a day I spent with my high school sweetheart wandering around and fooling with the equipment on an empty playground that’s just burned into my memory. The only comfort I have against dementia is knowing that those will be the last to go.
Neuroplasticity boosts in mid-teens, this is also when you are hormonal and starting to get adult level intelligence, so it has a profound effect on most people for the rest of their lives.
I remember being able to suddenly understand new concepts and ideas through no exposure to those ideas, as my brain changed in my teens. I actually made a point of remembering it, because it seemed so strange to me at the time.
I remember my understanding of morality changed a lot. Ethical complexities just... widened all of a sudden in my brain. I get what it meant to say that edgy stuff was written by teenagers.
>Moorwiener writes rings around him.
I know, as you can imagine I'm a Moorwiener fan which is semi-embarrassing in itself, but the heart and the dick never lie.
GRRM was too donut steel tryhard for me.
Elric sucks. The elric ripoffs in asoiaf are Georges worst writing
I actually liked the idea of the Targ dynasty but the more he went into detail, the worse it got. They should have remained mysterious and hard to understand, I didn't need to know about Jaehaerys's kids fricking all day long. Gurm doesn't understand unattainable vistas.
>you can't imagine Hobbits having sex
The fact that Gurm can't imagine it tells you all you need to know about his imagination.
Tolkien explicitly states that hobbits had large families, and that Bilbo and Frodo were the exception. Sam had 13 children FFS.
GRRM will never have a successful book again. He will have no legacy at all apart from people saying Game of Thrones season 8 was shit. He is a fat grotesque idiot.
He seems so bothered by political stuff, to the point where he seems like he recently had a breakdown over it, that I think there's little chance the next novel won't be pozzed beyond tolerability.
>you can't imagine Hobbits having sex
What the hell is this idiot talking about? Hobbits act like and were modeled after working class English villagers. Sam and Pippin both get married and had children. GRRM is responding to some imaginary strawman version of Hobbits who act whimsical and merry all day.
>sex makes us do very noble things
Like what? I get love or affection making us do noble things, but when has the desire to get your dick wet ever resulted in nobility?
Also, why do repugnant people talk about sex? Do they get off on making us imagine them fricking?
I remember the disgusting forced feminization, rape and mindbreaking of Dr. Tachyon by a giant Harkonnen blob in Wild Cards and realizing his passable at best writing skills were going to be subservient to edgelord death scenes and badly written sex.
And that was in the 90s. I tried 3 times to read ASOIAF and could not give a frick about the characters or the worldbuilding.
No he isn't.
He's extremely intelligent and is totally right here. JRR Tolkien was a weird autistic manbaby. I don't care if he made four hundred thousand languages. dude was a blumpkin, he believed in god lol. he had issues.
Believing in god and believing that sex doesn't matter that much is nothing but being a fricking loser
If you're that type of guy and that's what you believe, then you're a fricking embarrassing loser homosexual and no trad women will ever truly notice you in any real way.
Women wanna get raped, they love violent men. Black people are fricking ugly and stupid and can't pronounce the word birthday correctly, the israelites really do control it all, and if you're a man and you don't have a lot of sex, you are a fricking LOSER
This is life
and no amount of your complicated stupid fricking thoughts will change that.
people just want to feel good and they want as much power as possible then they die. that's it.
>Being a faun is hard. This was maybe my answer to Lewis, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. The Chronicles of Narnia had a very victorian philosophy: that if the little girl was a good, the mythical creatures would be gentle with her. We look at real mythology and it’s not that simple. Lewis can say that Mr. Tumnus met Lucy and had a nice tea party, and he was wise and good. But Lewis doesn’t ask the question: What was Mr. Tumnus' rape policy? Did he maintain a standing erection? What did he do in times of horniness and excitement? And what about all these other little girls? By the end of the war, the White Witch is gone but all of the little girls aren’t gone – they’re in the forest. Did Mr. Tumnus pursue a policy of systematic cunnilingus and rape them? Even little Lucy in her little Sunday best?
A liberal homosexual feminist Protestant was teaching a class on George R.R. Martin, known hack
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Gurm and accept that Planetos is the greatest fantasy setting of all time even greater than Arda!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, British WW1 veteran who had served 1500 tours of duty on the Somme and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all decisions made by Butcher Haig stood up.
”What are the linguistic differences among the peoples of Westeros?”
The arrogant proddie smirked quite schismatically and smugly replied “There is the Old Tongue and the Common Tongue, you stupid warmonger”
”Wrong. There should be hundreds of dialects. If the Wall is 8000 years old as you say, how can the Wildlings and Northmen understand one another?”
The HBO shill was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of A World of Ice and Fire. He stormed out of the room crying those redditor crocodile tears. The same tears redditors (who today live in such luxury most can afford sex changes) cried when Missandei was beheaded. There is no doubt that at this point our sola scriptura-homosexual wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a garbage pulp fiction fan. He wished so much he could die a glorious death in battle, but he had sworn to always be a draft dodger!
The students applauded and became Tolkien fans that day and accepted the Pope as their Lord and Master. A giant eagle named “Thorondor” flew into the room and perched atop the flag of Gondor and shed a tear on the White Tree. Beowulf was read in the original Old English several times, and Eru Ilúvatar himself showed up and enacted Aragorn's flat rate tax policy across the universe.
The Lutheran was fired the next day and sunset found him squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up he was shitting brown water.
Anon they speak the old tongue north of the wall, and the common tongue south of the wall. wildlings and some northerners are just bilingual >why are there so many bilingual wildlings, that would mean theres a much closer realtionship between them and northerners than we get the impression of
yes, good you're thinking. theres loads of shit in the book that purespfully dont make sense to make you figure out whats really going on
>they speak the old tongue north of the wall
They don't. Only the Thenns are shown speaking the old tongue. The rest either only understand a few words or can only sing in it.
he spent his adult life being a woods hobo. im sure hes not used to anything other than missionary with his nose plugged. and you think hes eatting b***hes out LOL
are you pretending to be moronic? it's not even up for debate. do your own research, you knuckledragging moron. i've already given you everything you need to figure it out. dumb frick.
there are literally six(6) thousand years of decedents under elros you Black person brained moron. they are literally not related in any real life sense other than technicality. its not even in the age. elros and elrond were born in the 2nd age and aragorn at the end of the 3rd
imagine picking out a chick from six thousand years ago and some redditor walking up to you with his tryhardery "whoa bro im getting the ICK shes like your relative bro!"
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actually just to correct myself, elrond/elros were born in the first age
im guessing you have a double digit iq. try finding out what that dotted line under elros means you Black person moron
The dotted line is thousands of years of history with more than 60 generations between Elros and Aragorn. How is that "closely related", you drooling turbomoron?
>see see? According to Dr. Fauci and Klaus Schwab this random Englishman is related to a South Indian dravidian water buffalo herder
I hate you moronic israelites so much
It would take a lifetime to unfrick D and D's final season, all that Winter is Coming bullshit coming to... whatever that was. Let him die, someone else have a crack.
I think he realizes that the direction he was going was not going to work. He denies the endings being the same but I think they are. The difference being GRRM has countless more plot threads than the TV show so he is super fricked. His "Gardener" style of writing probably won't help him unfrick his story
>It's Trumps fault I can't finish ASOIAF
What a dumb homosexual. If he wants to go with that excuse he needs to own up to dragging ass on the series for over a decade. He could have finished well before Trump and Covid
I genuinely hope that his legacy is one where people reject the constant minutia nitpicking about how "realistic" things should be. Art should elevate the human spirit. It should reach beyond what is realistic into the idealistic and give everyone and example to emulate.
GRRM never said this, there's literally no source. You morons got fooled by a self-perpetuating urban legend because of your bias. I'm going to reveal another devastating fact to you: the Rhodesian insurgents didn't actually turn the ranges on their AKs to the maximum, out of a belief that it actually made the gun "shoot harder"
Reminder that the reason this wienersucker consider 2023 the worst year instead of two previous chink flu years where people were losing their livelihoods, homes and loved ones, is because his fellow apparatchiks were getting ousted from their cushy tech jobs and their moronic propaganda was roundly rejected by the public.
I don't know why people give this gay a benefit ofvthe doubt, but he has and always had worse brainrot than someone like Stephen King.
What a gay.
I'm sure that homosexual wrote something along the lines of "death happens everywhere, it's a part of life, get over it".
So get over it. Browns dying at the hands of israelites has nothing to do with me.
>He did what he wanted to do very brilliantly, I’ve said this before, but… I look at the end and it says Aragorn is the king and he says, ‘And Aragorn ruled wisely and well for 100 years’ or something. It’s easy to write that sentence. But I want to know what was his tax policy, and what did he do when famine struck the land? And what did he do with all those Orcs? A lot of Orcs left over. They weren’t all killed, they ran away into the mountains. Sauron fell down, but you see all the Orcs running away. Did Aragorn carry out a policy of systematic Orc genocide? Did he send his knights out into the hills to kill all the Orcs? Even the little baby Orcs? Or was there Orc rehabilitation going on. Trying to teach the Orcs to be good citizens. And if the Orcs were the result of Elves… could Orcs and Elves intermarry
He wants to racemix elves and orcs
You have no idea how funny it is to me that not only did Elden Ring come out before Winds of Winter, but Elden Ring 2 is gonna come out before Winds of Winter.
Btw he once said that comparing the world of ASOIAF to Lord of the rings is like comparing an ice block to an iceberg so he deeply respects Tolkien and his work he simply wants his book to be another type of story
I don't need to think of characters in a sexual sense at all. I've never thought the Obi Wan gets his willy wet, I just don't need to know that he has any sexual interests. Its not relevant at all but so many writers of late seem intent to let you know how gay someone is.
Funnily enough this began, decades ago, as a way to pander to the female audience, since they're more interested in romantic and sexual relations in fictions. It wasn't until the over sexualisation due to pornography kicked in that young men became fixated in adding sex and romance into everything.
>i think he wrote a great book
Woah Tolkien can finally rest easy in his grave after this endorsment from a fat pervert who writes slop for modern consoomer morons.
The tax policy quote you can argue to a point has merit, the Hobbit sex though is just clear Martin is taking the piss, it's utterly insane this fricking moron can say this while claiming to have read LOTR which has like 100 family trees meticulously plotted out, and how much Tolkien writes about the huge families Hobbits have, which leads me to believe that GRRM absolutely NEEDS to see the hairy-assed Hobbit sex to be satisfied that Tolkien didn't write an 'incomplete' world.
Nothing Martin said or did in his entire shitty fat fricking worthless life has any merit until he finishes what he started. You don't get to talk mad shit then fail to even commit to your own story and have any merit. If he finishes the fricking books and we get to grade the totality of his series as a finished work, fine. But until then he's just fat lazy frick talking shit to a dead man who can't even fricking defend himself. And this fat homosexual turns tail and runs when he's confronted over his own issues constantly, like when he b***hed literal decades ago about how fans would ask him if he had any plan to hand it off in the event of his own death(completely valid thing to ask an aging person).
I mean I agree with you for the most part but the quote is kinda taking him out of context. in the same breath he said all that, he also praised Tolkien and said every fantasy author since is just reacting to Tolkien, or like an imitator living off his legacy. His quote is more like, “what can I add that Tolkien didnt already think of? Because he’s the real deal in terms of worldbuilding”
but the meme is funnier I guess.
>Hey anon, big fan and like what you're doing, but you're kind of a loser virgin and have dumb political opinions. I have lots of sex and have really smart opinions, just saying.
>“what can I add that Tolkien didnt already think of?
nobody would fault him for this but it's that he comes out and says Tolkien built an incomplete world because there was no sexual desire, and he wants to argue with him repeatedly about it, that is drawing ire. Nobody starts shit with other fantasy writers over being different from Tolkien. GRRM is the one who goes out of his way to talk shit all the time (though Moorwiener is way worse in his Tolkien Derangement Syndrome)
>incomplete world because there was no sexual desire
I think if you add his disdain for fanfiction and his criticism of Tolkien together you get a clearer picture.
He probably had fantasies about Arwen and Éowyn but had no outlet for it. No matter what you wrote it would never feel legitimate unless the steamy sex scene was written by the author.
that's never bothered or stopped good old GRRM before, remember he wrote a literal fan fiction about Jaime defeating Rand from WoT in a DBZ battle
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I didn't know that. I hate how he writes his swordsmen. He writes them all like they are the best in the realm. He should just add power levels to make it clearer.
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https://grrm.livejournal.com/147038.html
3 months ago
Anonymous
Geh. He said Jaime would beat Aragorn too I believe. Aragorn's been fighting for decades longer than Jaime. Frick GRRM
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I hate how he hyperfocuses on swordplay in a world populated by knights in plate armour.
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That's pretty realistic. If you go into most MMA or boxing gyms, usually they have one or two guys who are levels above the rest of the guys. But since every gym has someone like this, when the top guys go fight, they get good fights. But if you just see them at their home gym, you would think they are a god.
I would love to become more familiar with Spanish history. Can you recommend any good English language popular histories? I stress "popular." I am not looking for academic tomes about changing patterns of land use, but anecdotal history rich in details of battles, betrayals, love affairs, murders, and similar juicy stuff.
>The way history is taught today is more socioeconomic trends and things like that, which…I don’t know if it’s more valid or less valid, but it’s certainly more boring,” he said. “[I read history for] the wars and the betrayals, who stabbed who in the back, who was having an affair with whom, and to me that’s the juicy stuff of history. That’s what makes history fun.
i swears on me mum everything GRRM wanted to accomplish with ASOIAF was done better 500 years ago by Thomas Malory and the Arthurian stuff including sex shit and muh gray morality which was done with way more realism and sensitivity despite being written by a literal multiple rapist and rogue
climate change & looming debt crisis. it’s a medieval USA allegory lol
definitely lackluster in those terms, but still curious to see how it could have all come together. he’ll never publish anything more though, and anything he would have had to say would be degraded by his TDS.
If he’d been forced to keep his old editor he probably would have finished the books before 2010 and had a mildly entertaining ending. But now we’ll never know, and it’s hard to care.
If you guys want a worse book than these check out Kushiels Legacy, like 25 years ago a girl from a bookstore suggested them to me and I realize how fricking autistic it was that I didn't see this as the biggest please just ask me out so I can frick your brains out ever
this and the tax quote makes me never want to read his books
They’re overrated
>Aragon and Arwen
>Eowyn the Cuckquean
I never read the books but isn't that a very clear and direct reference to sex? Or is it because he wanted Tolkien to write more sex scenes?
If anything it's a lesson to stay in your lane. Aragorn is an ubermensch descendant of Men, Elven royalty - his wife must be of similar status. Eowyn is a sister of a petty king, Faramir is more up her alley. And commoner Sam gets hitched to a commoner woman back in Hobbiton. Everything is right with the world so long as everyone knows their place and is content with it.
faramir is numenorian nobility whos family has ruled gondor by bloodline for hundreds or thousands of years you moronic try hard homosexual redditor
also arwen is also mismatched with she being higher status than aragorn. youre just trying way too fricking hard to make your half baked reddit "i am smart" post
Arwen isn't higher status than Aragorn they're literally cousins you tard. Aragorn forefather Elros was Elronds brother so how can Arwen be of higher status when the two of them have the same common ancestors? Not to mention Aragorn becoming the High King of Gondor and Arnor. Faramir was of Numenorean stock but his kind already mixed with Middle Men (including Men of Rohan) by that point so much so that the likes of Faramir, Prince Imrahil or Denethor II were an exception compared to the likes of Boromir. Despite ruling Gondor for ages, they were never kings and as such even a petty king like Eomer would formally outrank them, but given the prestige of Gondor a regent of Gondor would be a suitable match for a princess of Rohan, King Eomer's sister.
stopped reading at the first sentence. youre clearly just a moronic redditor trying to slip his own Black person moronic communist interpretation of the story into the thread since even reddit wont support youre nonsense. yes shes an elven princess, not only is she higher status, that the ENTIRE point of their relationship drama
OK so what's her bloodline? Daughter of Elrond Half-elven, son of Earendil. And what's Aragorn's bloodline? Great, great...son of Elros, son of Earendil. Dumbass
not him but tbf Eowyn is also part Numenorean
Her grandmother, Theoden’s mother, was a Gondorian noble
Faramir is a low-level Númenórean whose family served as glorified butlers for the real Gondorian royalty. They ruled Gondor merely as regents after the last known king died. The moment Aragorn takes back his throne, Faramir even expects to become a gardener because everything he has is now Aragorn's. It takes Aragorn being a total bro and giving him lands for him to not become a filthy serf.
>If anything it's a lesson to stay in your lane
By fricking and procreating, ríght?
So what is GRRM on about here?
that anon is trying to call tolkien a fascist or whatever
I mean obviously, he is. But GRRM wasn't critiquing that.
He wanted Tolkien to write dirty sex scenes that are as bad as "her c**t became the world".
Martin writes the words "fat pink shaft" unironically and thinks Tolkien should've been a shit writer too
Eowyn pining after Aragorn is mostly an invention of the movies. In the books Eowyn briefly thinks "man this guy is handsome and brave, he would be a great match, but he's already promised to another, oh well" and then their relationship is strictly professional from there on out
His first fiction were probably fanfics about Frodo and Sam doing it.
>what was Aragorn's tax policy
>books mention trade, tolls, ports, mining, tribute
>meanwhile Gurm's economy is pants on head moronic
>where do all the Hobbits come from?
>book clearly mention people getting married and having children
>meanwhile all the sex in Gurm's smutfest is rape, rape&torture, double rape and torture rape
The more I read from him the worse he sounds. Do we really need to read how big Aragorn schlong was and if Arwen's pussy was throbbing? Or how Sam was rawdogging Rosie Cotton with his oblong shaped member?
>Or how Sam was rawdogging Rosie Cotton with his oblong shaped member?
His fat pink mast Anon. His fat pink mast.
The pink dicks are without a doubt the most disgusting part of full WHITE white people. Looks like raw meat. Nasty.
do wypepo really tenderize their dicks
wypepo dont season they dicks wit dish detergent?
That must be why pink is women's favourite colour.
Pink is actually a white male psyop to get women used to their nasty raw chicken dicks
Historically that wasn't a problem because we just raped women
Too bad for you that the attempts to psyop women on shit colour dicks has been an abject failure.
>Looks like raw meat. Nasty.
Yet your mum loves it
>erections shaped like healthy turds
Lmaoing at your malding shitskin ass. Cope and seethe.
At least my dick doesn't look like poop. Makes it easier to buttfrick yeah? Your dick blends in with all da poop lol
GRRM could really use a lesson in "show, don't tell" sometimes. great reads when I was stoned out my mind but holy shit they really can drag with how overly descriptive they are otherwise.
Fricking have a nice day you degenerate Black person.
let's not forget the most glaring part of grrm's "worldbuilding": the fact that there's winters that last for 10 fricking years and nobody cares about it. there's no religious significance to it, it's not important to the language, there's no difference in the agrarian economies in the north and south. it's just a thing that happens and somehow people survive
his random seasons are one of the only things i like about his setting but ive never read and of his shit. he obviously took it too far but the idea of random seasons is neat.
no idea how to incorporate that into a fantasy story in an interesting way and apparently neither did he
There is plenty of economic differences between the north and south moron?
ASOIAF is great as long as you completely disregard GRRM's claims to realism
it always seemed dumb to me that northerners would ever fight a war during winter. I rationalized it in my mind and thought that they call it a winter but it surely can't be a real deep winter for the entire 10 years and there are still periods where it's a bit warmer
they don’t need to fight. the unspoken rationale behind GRRM’s thinking is only northerners are hardy and badass enough to thrive during winter, while the soft southerners all wither and die away. so at that point they’re just waiting them out.
conveniently he also wrote Winterfell being able to shelter 10k+, massive grain stores, and perfect natural hot springs. but still, they’re just built different kek
One of the things I do like about this series is that there are all these truly ancient fortresses that seem to be designed to repell attacks that are way beyond human capabilities and nobody seems to question why.
>meanwhile Gurm's economy is pants on head moronic
Can you elaborate? Didn't read the books/stopped watching in S2.
>he believed in god
Based. Kys, moronic homosexual.
>This is STING!
>You've felt it's tip before
Excellent post, nothing else needs to be said. Well deserved trips.
>Or how Sam was rawdogging Rosie Cotton with his oblong shaped member?
lol, and nice trips
Your gif doesn't gif.
hobbits are the easiest thing to imagine sex unless you count rape for orcs. its just another nonsense quote like the tax thing. totally out of place and puzzling.
genealogy is super important in the tolkien verse and characters get married and have kids and pine after women/men that they want like sam with rosey and eowyn with aragorn.
frodo and bilbo, which is what he seems to be talking about when he refers to "hobbits", were specifically mentioned as being atypical of hobbits and are basically autistic neets
hes just saying he wanted tolkien to write actual full penetration sex scenes, lots of them
ゴゴゴゴ
…?
I imagine hobbits having sex at least once a day, sometimes seven if I’m well-hydrated.
kinokinokino
sadly could only be made by Asians, whites would never write a woman as:
>reluctant
>caring about comfort and etiquette
>wanting a quiet life
>wanting to give up on her quest
>depending on others (men specifically) to do the fighting
>retiring and letting another person adventure on her place
>being obsessed with a ring (monogamy reference)
oh no
oh no no no
i will NOT be aroused by fem!bilbo's hairy hobbitgirl feet
I WILL NOT
they'd also give her an obnoxious, ridiculously high-pitched, grating voice
GRRM just conflates sex with smut. Tolkien's main sources and inspirations weren't particularly heavy on detail when it came to sex either.
I don't need a graphic description of Sam's sweaty balls slapping against Rosie Cotton's butthole to know that they had kids.
>13 kids
Ran out of good names
>13 kids
>frodo jr
>pippin jr
>merry jr
>rose jr
>bilbo jr
>gandalf jr
>no samwise jr
was sam a cuck?
Samwise wasn't an Egotist. He named his sons after his father and the friends who he'd journeyed, shared and lost with.
>being the uggo sisters to elanor THE FAIR
poor little hobitlets
>Hamfeast
poor kid
That was Sam's father's name, they just called him the Gaffer.
>Hamfast Gamgee
>I don't need a graphic description of Sam's sweaty balls slapping against Rosie Cotton's butthole
but I do.
add me on f-list.net
Isn't he enormously fat?
Yes & all he writes about is rape or hookers. It's fricking disgusting
>all he writes about is rape or hookers.
based
stay seething, sexless zoomies
What a gross fat pig.
>fat disgusting incel frick
>wink winks at the reader about sex constantly to let you know he ain't your every day nerd
pathetic
>to let you know he ain't your every day nerd
What?
NTA but Martin writes about sex so that his books are cool literature for sex havers instead of lame fantasy for incel nerds.
Which is funny because the people who read Tolkien probably have better sex lives than those reading Martin.
t. Read both
I promise this man, I can 100% picture Hobbits having sex
My homie.
I want to trap him in my house bully him intensely for months
You couldn't afford his food bill.
He would die of old age before starvation.
>cant picture hobbits having sex
>they are all getting drunk, partying in pubs and talking about girls for chapters
???
Elves and Dwarves are both harder to picture having sex just because one of them procreates a lot less and the both keep their women and customs mostly hidden from the outside world.
>tfw some fat boomer tells the hobbits to have sex and it's genociding you
having to interact with Black folk is literal torture
>oi dont make fun of fat frick author with a stupid take
>webm not named virtual insanity
shalom
You know they will hire a ghostwriter to finish the books, because there's no way in hell this fat lazy frick will write a single page again
>oh yeah? tolkien was a good writer you say?? well how come we never got a chapter describing of how turgid gimlis wiener was? thats a mic drop b***h!
zoomies think this guy is a master writer
It's easy to have a moron as your favorite writer when you don't read anything he wrote and just watch GoT while eating and texting.
zoomies dont care about got. its clearly aimed for millenial audiences
Frick this fatso homosexual and his incomplete saga (he will die of fat before finish it, this is 100% sure).
>man who has never had sex lectures his betters on sex
Is it Tuesday already?
not everyone has a scat fetish like you, fatso
>fantasy has to always care about banal minutiae
>someone else's fantasy has to also be MY fantasy
what a moron
It's funny, I'm a textbook edgelord and he couldn't even win me over.
Well if you want edgy fantasy that deconstructs Tolkien then Martin is literally babby's first. Moorwiener writes rings around him.
>Moorwiener writes rings around him.
I know, as you can imagine I'm a Moorwiener fan which is semi-embarrassing in itself, but the heart and the dick never lie.
GRRM was too donut steel tryhard for me.
I tried listening to moorwiener on tape but it was so, so boring it would put me to sleep. I still don’t know if it was because of the content or the narrator.
>GRRM thread
>anons start talking about moor wieners and moor dicks
Like Pottery, Bravo Rowling
Moorwiener couldn't write a plot to save his life. And his books are so repetitive, he eventually had to acknowledge it with the "Eternal Champion" conceit.
I love Moorwiener
From what I've read of Elric it seems to me that Moorwiener is trying to deconstruct Conan rather LoTR
WOOOOW LIFE IS ALSO ABOUT DRINKING AND EATING AND SLEEPING AND FARTING AND TAKING A SHIT AND PISSING EVERY FEW HOURS BUT YOU DON'T SEE GEORGIE HERE WRITE ABOUT THAT CONSTANTLY IF HE EVER WROTE ANYTHING AT ALL NOWADAYS LAZY FAT FRICK
He does though. He covers all of those topics.
>read Tacitus
>"one cant really imagine these romans having sex"
Bravo George
>At the age of 16, Tolkien met Edith Mary Bratt, who was three years his senior, when he and his brother Hilary moved into the boarding house where she lived in Duchess Road, Edgbaston. According to Humphrey Carpenter, "Edith and Ronald took to frequenting Birmingham teashops, especially one which had a balcony overlooking the pavement. There they would sit and throw sugarlumps into the hats of passers-by, moving to the next table when the sugar bowl was empty.
GRRM never had this, he does not understand love, or sex.
cute, and it is no wonder GRRM's idea of sex always involves rape, since no woman would ever willingly have sex with that fat obnoxious frick
True. Young love doesn’t matter at all on any material level, but on an animal level it’s like being on heroin. There was a day I spent with my high school sweetheart wandering around and fooling with the equipment on an empty playground that’s just burned into my memory. The only comfort I have against dementia is knowing that those will be the last to go.
Neuroplasticity boosts in mid-teens, this is also when you are hormonal and starting to get adult level intelligence, so it has a profound effect on most people for the rest of their lives.
I remember being able to suddenly understand new concepts and ideas through no exposure to those ideas, as my brain changed in my teens. I actually made a point of remembering it, because it seemed so strange to me at the time.
I remember my understanding of morality changed a lot. Ethical complexities just... widened all of a sudden in my brain. I get what it meant to say that edgy stuff was written by teenagers.
>tfw no mischievous sugar tossing gf
>Bratt
>Throws sugar in peoples hats
Kino
>dating a 19 yo cute girl at 16
Tolkien was a Chad war veteran. GRRM is a fat frick draft dodger coward.
actually he's very fat
>mogs both GERM and tolkien
Tolkien liked Conan stories apparently
Chad conan > virgin sissy Elric
also predates tolkien but redditors will still go on about how tolkien created the fantasy genre
>Killed himself because his mother died.
Sure.
He's gonna die soon and his legacy will be a series of shitty prequels about gayaryens that will be forgotten a month after they conclude
Elric sucks. The elric ripoffs in asoiaf are Georges worst writing
Still better than anything GR wrote
I actually liked the idea of the Targ dynasty but the more he went into detail, the worse it got. They should have remained mysterious and hard to understand, I didn't need to know about Jaehaerys's kids fricking all day long. Gurm doesn't understand unattainable vistas.
Someone should introduce him to Incase. My homie, there are people out there very capable of piucturing hobbits having sex.
>you can't imagine Hobbits having sex
The fact that Gurm can't imagine it tells you all you need to know about his imagination.
Tolkien explicitly states that hobbits had large families, and that Bilbo and Frodo were the exception. Sam had 13 children FFS.
GRRM will never have a successful book again. He will have no legacy at all apart from people saying Game of Thrones season 8 was shit. He is a fat grotesque idiot.
He seems so bothered by political stuff, to the point where he seems like he recently had a breakdown over it, that I think there's little chance the next novel won't be pozzed beyond tolerability.
>since you can't imagine Hobbits having sex
Tell that to the Frodo and Sam shippers.
I don’t normally go for blasphemy in my Tolkein but that pictures funny
>you can't imagine Hobbits having sex
What the hell is this idiot talking about? Hobbits act like and were modeled after working class English villagers. Sam and Pippin both get married and had children. GRRM is responding to some imaginary strawman version of Hobbits who act whimsical and merry all day.
>sex makes us do very noble things
Like what? I get love or affection making us do noble things, but when has the desire to get your dick wet ever resulted in nobility?
Also, why do repugnant people talk about sex? Do they get off on making us imagine them fricking?
I remember the disgusting forced feminization, rape and mindbreaking of Dr. Tachyon by a giant Harkonnen blob in Wild Cards and realizing his passable at best writing skills were going to be subservient to edgelord death scenes and badly written sex.
And that was in the 90s. I tried 3 times to read ASOIAF and could not give a frick about the characters or the worldbuilding.
How idd Tolkien feel about this scene?
He as a rule did not care for Lewis mixing and matching different cultures' mythos but they were friends so I doubt it was a subject of argument
you don't know?
No he isn't.
He's extremely intelligent and is totally right here. JRR Tolkien was a weird autistic manbaby. I don't care if he made four hundred thousand languages. dude was a blumpkin, he believed in god lol. he had issues.
Believing in god and believing that sex doesn't matter that much is nothing but being a fricking loser
If you're that type of guy and that's what you believe, then you're a fricking embarrassing loser homosexual and no trad women will ever truly notice you in any real way.
Women wanna get raped, they love violent men. Black people are fricking ugly and stupid and can't pronounce the word birthday correctly, the israelites really do control it all, and if you're a man and you don't have a lot of sex, you are a fricking LOSER
This is life
and no amount of your complicated stupid fricking thoughts will change that.
people just want to feel good and they want as much power as possible then they die. that's it.
(You) must be 18+ to post here
Damn I miss being 14
I can't believe this bait worked. You even posted that picture and people bought it.
a lot of seething incels replying to this
>A lot of seething ince-ACK
Your bait is all over the place. It has potential but needs more work.
>Being a faun is hard. This was maybe my answer to Lewis, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. The Chronicles of Narnia had a very victorian philosophy: that if the little girl was a good, the mythical creatures would be gentle with her. We look at real mythology and it’s not that simple. Lewis can say that Mr. Tumnus met Lucy and had a nice tea party, and he was wise and good. But Lewis doesn’t ask the question: What was Mr. Tumnus' rape policy? Did he maintain a standing erection? What did he do in times of horniness and excitement? And what about all these other little girls? By the end of the war, the White Witch is gone but all of the little girls aren’t gone – they’re in the forest. Did Mr. Tumnus pursue a policy of systematic cunnilingus and rape them? Even little Lucy in her little Sunday best?
Jesus Christ
>Did he maintain a standing erection?
>All the family trees
>Samwise Gamgee and his thirteen children
enjoy my ban
A liberal homosexual feminist Protestant was teaching a class on George R.R. Martin, known hack
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Gurm and accept that Planetos is the greatest fantasy setting of all time even greater than Arda!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, British WW1 veteran who had served 1500 tours of duty on the Somme and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all decisions made by Butcher Haig stood up.
”What are the linguistic differences among the peoples of Westeros?”
The arrogant proddie smirked quite schismatically and smugly replied “There is the Old Tongue and the Common Tongue, you stupid warmonger”
”Wrong. There should be hundreds of dialects. If the Wall is 8000 years old as you say, how can the Wildlings and Northmen understand one another?”
The HBO shill was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of A World of Ice and Fire. He stormed out of the room crying those redditor crocodile tears. The same tears redditors (who today live in such luxury most can afford sex changes) cried when Missandei was beheaded. There is no doubt that at this point our sola scriptura-homosexual wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a garbage pulp fiction fan. He wished so much he could die a glorious death in battle, but he had sworn to always be a draft dodger!
The students applauded and became Tolkien fans that day and accepted the Pope as their Lord and Master. A giant eagle named “Thorondor” flew into the room and perched atop the flag of Gondor and shed a tear on the White Tree. Beowulf was read in the original Old English several times, and Eru Ilúvatar himself showed up and enacted Aragorn's flat rate tax policy across the universe.
The Lutheran was fired the next day and sunset found him squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up he was shitting brown water.
the eagle bit works so well
>Wrong. There should be hundreds of dialects. If the Wall is 8000 years old as you say, how can the Wildlings and Northmen understand one another?”
Intentional by GRRM. that just means there's a conspiracy abrewin, probably the maesters changing the history books.
Including the North, where the Maesters weren't present at all for most of history?
Anon they speak the old tongue north of the wall, and the common tongue south of the wall. wildlings and some northerners are just bilingual
>why are there so many bilingual wildlings, that would mean theres a much closer realtionship between them and northerners than we get the impression of
yes, good you're thinking. theres loads of shit in the book that purespfully dont make sense to make you figure out whats really going on
>they speak the old tongue north of the wall
They don't. Only the Thenns are shown speaking the old tongue. The rest either only understand a few words or can only sing in it.
fug you're right, the Thenns and Coldhands. Guess that lingusitic diffusion happend even north of the Wall
absolutaramente kinema
The protestant bit ruins it, should be atheist instead.
One of the greates pasta, on par with dumbledoreposting
I can imagine children having sex just fine so why not hobbits?
i thought glowies could only monitor the website, not post
>oi can you imagine hobbits getting married and having families
uh yes?
Die already George. So I can dance on your grave
What was Aragorn's foreplay policy?
I feel like he would be big on breast licking/suckling and not do anything below the waist until she couldn’t stand it anymore.
i feel like he would have something analogous to mormon magic pajamas
Nah guys like that are big service tops, would eat her out until she couldn’t walk
he spent his adult life being a woods hobo. im sure hes not used to anything other than missionary with his nose plugged. and you think hes eatting b***hes out LOL
Unironically a great quote
Men do amazing things just to get prime pussy
Incels wouldn't get it
>where did hobbitz comez from???
i think GRRM was grasping at straws here
Lmao I can't imagine GRRM having sex either, does that mean he's a khv?
GRRM is a simpleton. the power of sex and relationships is understood and doesn't need to be written like a detailed porno.
>that feel when you find out that aragorn is part elf and related to arwen
its really going to blow your mind when you realize that everyone is related to everyone else in real life
not this closely related
im guessing you have a double digit iq. try finding out what that dotted line under elros means you Black person moron
are you pretending to be moronic? it's not even up for debate. do your own research, you knuckledragging moron. i've already given you everything you need to figure it out. dumb frick.
there are literally six(6) thousand years of decedents under elros you Black person brained moron. they are literally not related in any real life sense other than technicality. its not even in the age. elros and elrond were born in the 2nd age and aragorn at the end of the 3rd
imagine picking out a chick from six thousand years ago and some redditor walking up to you with his tryhardery "whoa bro im getting the ICK shes like your relative bro!"
actually just to correct myself, elrond/elros were born in the first age
the dotted line under elros is thousands of years longer than real life recorded history
The dotted line is thousands of years of history with more than 60 generations between Elros and Aragorn. How is that "closely related", you drooling turbomoron?
>see see? According to Dr. Fauci and Klaus Schwab this random Englishman is related to a South Indian dravidian water buffalo herder
I hate you moronic israelites so much
I find it better to find out Arwen already looked like she did in the movies when Aragorn was a little boy arriving in their city.
Oh yeah then where's the sex in Elden Ring you hack
is george "rape rape" martin implying children's shows with a story need sex in them? always knew that guy was a pedophile.
I can't imagine GRRM having sex
I try to warn you all that lust is out of control, but you chucklnuts keep crying that anime porn is based, so whatever
tolkiengays are easily rattled
>writer
>can't imagine
tolkien was a christcuck who probably had panic attacks over touching himself
The rape, Samwise
Man still no update about the book? Sad
It would take a lifetime to unfrick D and D's final season, all that Winter is Coming bullshit coming to... whatever that was. Let him die, someone else have a crack.
I think he realizes that the direction he was going was not going to work. He denies the endings being the same but I think they are. The difference being GRRM has countless more plot threads than the TV show so he is super fricked. His "Gardener" style of writing probably won't help him unfrick his story
He recently said he can't write anymore because of some shit about politics.
>It's Trumps fault I can't finish ASOIAF
What a dumb homosexual. If he wants to go with that excuse he needs to own up to dragging ass on the series for over a decade. He could have finished well before Trump and Covid
He will say anything that enables an excuse. He just doesn't want to do it and it's been that way since like 2002.
>My WordStar 4.0 broke
That'll be next
I genuinely hope that his legacy is one where people reject the constant minutia nitpicking about how "realistic" things should be. Art should elevate the human spirit. It should reach beyond what is realistic into the idealistic and give everyone and example to emulate.
>pornographer who only writes vile smut wonders why a far superior writer doesn’t stoop down to his level
GRRM never said this, there's literally no source. You morons got fooled by a self-perpetuating urban legend because of your bias. I'm going to reveal another devastating fact to you: the Rhodesian insurgents didn't actually turn the ranges on their AKs to the maximum, out of a belief that it actually made the gun "shoot harder"
He's not wrong. Don't get triggered because you'll never have sex.
0/10 projecting incel hands type this
The only "people" who use sex as an insult are those who've never had it
It's just Tolkien for vaxxed illiterate NPC morons
>It's just for vaxxed illiterate NPC morons
Ftfy.
>man with no children thinks he knows more about sex than man with children
how has no one posted this yet
the guy is a total clown through and through
never has someone needed to just shut up and retreat from media/society and let people think highly of him than him
Im glad he's demoralized and I hope he dies depressed
Reminder that the reason this wienersucker consider 2023 the worst year instead of two previous chink flu years where people were losing their livelihoods, homes and loved ones, is because his fellow apparatchiks were getting ousted from their cushy tech jobs and their moronic propaganda was roundly rejected by the public.
I don't know why people give this gay a benefit ofvthe doubt, but he has and always had worse brainrot than someone like Stephen King.
>sigh
gayest thing i've ever read
Kwab
What a gay.
I'm sure that homosexual wrote something along the lines of "death happens everywhere, it's a part of life, get over it".
So get over it. Browns dying at the hands of israelites has nothing to do with me.
hes senile now (i hope)
>weimar republic
maybe he means the inflation
>change a single vote?
should GoT influence voters? should he influence voters? no.
>muh nukes
lol
>Democracy is under threat
What democracy?
like all americans his mindscape is juvenile and vulgar
Didn't Tolkien have family trees for the important hobbit families? Why does this hack never get called out for this shit?
>He did what he wanted to do very brilliantly, I’ve said this before, but… I look at the end and it says Aragorn is the king and he says, ‘And Aragorn ruled wisely and well for 100 years’ or something. It’s easy to write that sentence. But I want to know what was his tax policy, and what did he do when famine struck the land? And what did he do with all those Orcs? A lot of Orcs left over. They weren’t all killed, they ran away into the mountains. Sauron fell down, but you see all the Orcs running away. Did Aragorn carry out a policy of systematic Orc genocide? Did he send his knights out into the hills to kill all the Orcs? Even the little baby Orcs? Or was there Orc rehabilitation going on. Trying to teach the Orcs to be good citizens. And if the Orcs were the result of Elves… could Orcs and Elves intermarry
He wants to racemix elves and orcs
>And if the Orcs were the result of Elves… could Orcs and Elves intermarry
Remember when he found out he is israeli?
>You've got an incomplete world
>btw Winds of Winter is never coming out lmao
Don't forget a dream of spring.
yeah but at least he actually explains his taxes for his world unlike that hack tolkien who he rightfully called out
It's pretty lazy to give the main antagonists in your book infinite wealth. Arguably main antagonists in his 50 shades of grey world.
its a joke since he didnt do the thing he was criticizing tolkien for not doing
Ah. Carry on
You have no idea how funny it is to me that not only did Elden Ring come out before Winds of Winter, but Elden Ring 2 is gonna come out before Winds of Winter.
How does one man make chuds seethe so much?
Btw he once said that comparing the world of ASOIAF to Lord of the rings is like comparing an ice block to an iceberg so he deeply respects Tolkien and his work he simply wants his book to be another type of story
>How does one man make chuds seethe so much?
Nothing. Not finishing his series will create eternal seething.
>le obese coomer
I'm surprised he didn't bring up sex with animals
well I wouldn't say small
what?
Sometimes I read the Tintin books and there's never any sex or hint of romance in them, there is never any romantic interaction
I don't need to think of characters in a sexual sense at all. I've never thought the Obi Wan gets his willy wet, I just don't need to know that he has any sexual interests. Its not relevant at all but so many writers of late seem intent to let you know how gay someone is.
Funnily enough this began, decades ago, as a way to pander to the female audience, since they're more interested in romantic and sexual relations in fictions. It wasn't until the over sexualisation due to pornography kicked in that young men became fixated in adding sex and romance into everything.
I can't imagine GRRRRRM having sex
He banged that escort who played Shae
Grrm has never had sex
His take is so detached from real world thinking. We don’t walk around thinking about how our friends and cohorts were conceived.
It’s not necessary to a story. He’s unhinged.
We do think this now. People are conditioned this way. Onlyfans is in schools
>or should be
What an incel, jesus christ.
Okay you're a fat old man obsessed with sex we gittit
>posting another ragebait thread about a fat frick moron who takes 12 years to write one book
Cringe
True master of modern fantasy coming through
GRRM is good and so is Tolkien. They both bring a unique and enjoyable take on the genre.
He's actually a fantastic writer. It's a shame he doesn't write anymore.
Yeah, well, Tolkien died decades ago.
cast him
lotr was aimed at 15 year olds george
>guy too fat to get it up wants everyone to know he's totally getting laid
many such cases
Why do you homosexuals even care what he thinks? Tolkien at least actually finished his books.
I don't, I just like making fun of him.
small?
Him comparing himself to Tolkien is so cringe. Hes genuinely delusional
>i think he wrote a great book
Woah Tolkien can finally rest easy in his grave after this endorsment from a fat pervert who writes slop for modern consoomer morons.
>who writes slop for modern consoomer morons
So like Tolkien then?
why do tolkiengays live in a constant state of delusion that they're being attacked by GRRM?
Read the OP quote you subhuman moron
oh yeah, lets have all these children and youth books full of fricking. what a moron. you know whats missing in hobbit? gollum and bilbo fricking.
not so fast chud
What is this no doubt childless moron trying to fricking say
>noooooo Sam's supposed to be gay!
The tax policy quote you can argue to a point has merit, the Hobbit sex though is just clear Martin is taking the piss, it's utterly insane this fricking moron can say this while claiming to have read LOTR which has like 100 family trees meticulously plotted out, and how much Tolkien writes about the huge families Hobbits have, which leads me to believe that GRRM absolutely NEEDS to see the hairy-assed Hobbit sex to be satisfied that Tolkien didn't write an 'incomplete' world.
Nothing Martin said or did in his entire shitty fat fricking worthless life has any merit until he finishes what he started. You don't get to talk mad shit then fail to even commit to your own story and have any merit. If he finishes the fricking books and we get to grade the totality of his series as a finished work, fine. But until then he's just fat lazy frick talking shit to a dead man who can't even fricking defend himself. And this fat homosexual turns tail and runs when he's confronted over his own issues constantly, like when he b***hed literal decades ago about how fans would ask him if he had any plan to hand it off in the event of his own death(completely valid thing to ask an aging person).
I mean I agree with you for the most part but the quote is kinda taking him out of context. in the same breath he said all that, he also praised Tolkien and said every fantasy author since is just reacting to Tolkien, or like an imitator living off his legacy. His quote is more like, “what can I add that Tolkien didnt already think of? Because he’s the real deal in terms of worldbuilding”
but the meme is funnier I guess.
>Hey anon, big fan and like what you're doing, but you're kind of a loser virgin and have dumb political opinions. I have lots of sex and have really smart opinions, just saying.
>“what can I add that Tolkien didnt already think of?
nobody would fault him for this but it's that he comes out and says Tolkien built an incomplete world because there was no sexual desire, and he wants to argue with him repeatedly about it, that is drawing ire. Nobody starts shit with other fantasy writers over being different from Tolkien. GRRM is the one who goes out of his way to talk shit all the time (though Moorwiener is way worse in his Tolkien Derangement Syndrome)
>incomplete world because there was no sexual desire
I think if you add his disdain for fanfiction and his criticism of Tolkien together you get a clearer picture.
He probably had fantasies about Arwen and Éowyn but had no outlet for it. No matter what you wrote it would never feel legitimate unless the steamy sex scene was written by the author.
that's never bothered or stopped good old GRRM before, remember he wrote a literal fan fiction about Jaime defeating Rand from WoT in a DBZ battle
I didn't know that. I hate how he writes his swordsmen. He writes them all like they are the best in the realm. He should just add power levels to make it clearer.
https://grrm.livejournal.com/147038.html
Geh. He said Jaime would beat Aragorn too I believe. Aragorn's been fighting for decades longer than Jaime. Frick GRRM
I hate how he hyperfocuses on swordplay in a world populated by knights in plate armour.
That's pretty realistic. If you go into most MMA or boxing gyms, usually they have one or two guys who are levels above the rest of the guys. But since every gym has someone like this, when the top guys go fight, they get good fights. But if you just see them at their home gym, you would think they are a god.
I would love to become more familiar with Spanish history. Can you recommend any good English language popular histories? I stress "popular." I am not looking for academic tomes about changing patterns of land use, but anecdotal history rich in details of battles, betrayals, love affairs, murders, and similar juicy stuff.
>The way history is taught today is more socioeconomic trends and things like that, which…I don’t know if it’s more valid or less valid, but it’s certainly more boring,” he said. “[I read history for] the wars and the betrayals, who stabbed who in the back, who was having an affair with whom, and to me that’s the juicy stuff of history. That’s what makes history fun.
HUH??? What about the King of Spain's tax policy?
>forget the fact that all these people are married and have children, you literally need to see a guy's wiener go up his sister's ass
George Rape Rape Martin is a fat coomer half witted plagiarist who stole from the superior french writer Maurice Druon
it's incredible how sensitive shitlibs are about any criticism of George, to where hobbit sex is absolutely the hill they want to die on
Imagine criticizing Tolkien while being unable to finish a book series of your own. What a fricking moron.
>why isn't there any sex in this children's book!
Fun fact: Uglier the writer the more sex obsessed they are.
i swears on me mum everything GRRM wanted to accomplish with ASOIAF was done better 500 years ago by Thomas Malory and the Arthurian stuff including sex shit and muh gray morality which was done with way more realism and sensitivity despite being written by a literal multiple rapist and rogue
Written while imprisoned and awaiting trial to scare up some funds for his legal defense I might add .
Game of Thrones loses it's luster when you find out it's just a climate change allegory.
climate change & looming debt crisis. it’s a medieval USA allegory lol
definitely lackluster in those terms, but still curious to see how it could have all come together. he’ll never publish anything more though, and anything he would have had to say would be degraded by his TDS.
If he’d been forced to keep his old editor he probably would have finished the books before 2010 and had a mildly entertaining ending. But now we’ll never know, and it’s hard to care.
Lord of The Rings: "Be appreciative of what you have because you never know when a world war will take it all away."
A Song of Ice & Fire: "Psst! Hey! That "noble" knight over there fricks his sister!"
I was going to sarcastically point out that by grrm's logic , we need to have lengthy paragraphs describing characters taking a shit.
Oh...right
>she shat and drank and shat some more
If you guys want a worse book than these check out Kushiels Legacy, like 25 years ago a girl from a bookstore suggested them to me and I realize how fricking autistic it was that I didn't see this as the biggest please just ask me out so I can frick your brains out ever