Guess the movie!
From easy, to medium, to hard, to expert:
>A rich sigma male with a good skincare routine tries to get restaurant reservations
>Two priests in the desert take a young boy away from his mother to join an ancient cult
>A eunuch and two birds appease the Aztec gods
>An impoverished outcast loses his home and agrees to kill on behalf of a powerful warlord to survive
Hint: none of these are obscure films, and all are from the late 90s or early 00s
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>Two priests in the desert take a young boy away from his mother to join an ancient cult
still buckbroken from sunday mass? sad.
american psycho
phanton menance
dont know
hero or gladiator
>american psycho
yessir
>phantom menace
yessir
>dont know
Okay, they're not LITERALLY birds and he's not LITERALLY a eunuch, but they are called these things (that should help)
>hero or gladiator
good guess but actually no
A lone dude helps hippies against degenerate bikers
Upset Max 2
ding ding! Good job
the only aztec movies i can think of are apocalypto, el dorado, and emperor's new groove but that doesn't fit
You 100% know the one I'm thinking of
You might not think of it as an "Aztec movie" but they play a huge role in the plot
>emperor's new groove
They were Inca I thinka
>>A eunuch and two birds appease the Aztec gods
Pirates of the Caribbean
DING DING! You got it
aw nice one
Thanks tbh
In case anyone doesn't get it:
>eunuch
Will is called a 'eunuch' by Jack in jest numerous times
>two birds
Jack SPARROW and Elizabeth SWAN
That's pretty esoteric, maybe I should have made it the expert one. Then again, no one has guessed it...
Here's my one and only hint:
>ima firin mah lazer!!!
Watership Down
Nope.
>sigma male
go back
A bureaucratic office worker daydreams about being hero saving a damsel in distress.
Princess Bride?
Yes (this was already stated ITT)
>Princess Bride?
nuh uh
Well it seems live I've missed an "a" in my original post and now the post is ESL-tier, crap.
Terry Gilliam's Brazil
indeed
>Two priests in the desert take a young boy away from his mother to join an ancient cult
stars wars the phantom menace
a fat kid finds his waifu in a library
A chud finally breaks and decides to punish the evil in society while on a quest to find his child
have a nice day
What’s wrong, big guy?
I have to share a planet with you.
What didn’t you like about my post, also do you have a guess? 🙂
Return of the Jedi
>Lost the war
lmao
The featherBlack folk convinced white boomers to get reverse mortgages so they can gamble their life savings away and leave nothing for their white children while Black folk, spics, and israelites get subsidized into luxury. They just lost the battle but they won the war.
This is some cringe cope Pablo. You will never be a native anyway, you’re a a mutt. 40% black 30% European 30% native
>"Haha I won"
>Gets raped by Uncle drunk from drinking mouthwash and gasoline all day
when I see zonked squaws in the bus shelter I don't exactly see a people that won any war
a guy dies from shitting too much
>Damn... were we the baddies after all?
Trips! Anons already guessed the first three. Time to reveal the last one
>An impoverished outcast loses his home and agrees to kill on behalf of a powerful warlord to survive
>kill
>warlord
>quads wasted on AI garbage
A guy goes all the way to Africa and learns to throw spears with a primitive tribe to try to find the answer to a question he could have just looked up on the internet
Ernest Goes to Africa
a zoo has to shut down after the IT guy quits
>An impoverished outcast loses his home and agrees to kill on behalf of a powerful warlord to survive
Kingdom of Heaven?
>An impoverished outcast loses his home and agrees to kill on behalf of a powerful warlord to survive
The Departed
a guy drives a car
a robot guy drives a flying car and cries
a guy fist fights some korean drug lord god
Drive (2011)
wrong. it was the transporter (2002)