Guess the movie

Guess the movie!
From easy, to medium, to hard, to expert:
>A rich sigma male with a good skincare routine tries to get restaurant reservations
>Two priests in the desert take a young boy away from his mother to join an ancient cult
>A eunuch and two birds appease the Aztec gods
>An impoverished outcast loses his home and agrees to kill on behalf of a powerful warlord to survive

Hint: none of these are obscure films, and all are from the late 90s or early 00s

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Two priests in the desert take a young boy away from his mother to join an ancient cult

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      still buckbroken from sunday mass? sad.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    american psycho
    phanton menance
    dont know
    hero or gladiator

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >american psycho
      yessir
      >phantom menace
      yessir
      >dont know
      Okay, they're not LITERALLY birds and he's not LITERALLY a eunuch, but they are called these things (that should help)
      >hero or gladiator
      good guess but actually no

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A lone dude helps hippies against degenerate bikers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Upset Max 2

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ding ding! Good job

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only aztec movies i can think of are apocalypto, el dorado, and emperor's new groove but that doesn't fit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You 100% know the one I'm thinking of
      You might not think of it as an "Aztec movie" but they play a huge role in the plot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >emperor's new groove
      They were Inca I thinka

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>A eunuch and two birds appease the Aztec gods
    Pirates of the Caribbean

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DING DING! You got it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You 100% know the one I'm thinking of
      You might not think of it as an "Aztec movie" but they play a huge role in the plot

      aw nice one

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks tbh
        In case anyone doesn't get it:
        >eunuch
        Will is called a 'eunuch' by Jack in jest numerous times
        >two birds
        Jack SPARROW and Elizabeth SWAN

        That's pretty esoteric, maybe I should have made it the expert one. Then again, no one has guessed it...

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's my one and only hint:
    >ima firin mah lazer!!!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watership Down

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sigma male
    go back

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A bureaucratic office worker daydreams about being hero saving a damsel in distress.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Princess Bride?

      >Two priests in the desert take a young boy away from his mother to join an ancient cult
      stars wars the phantom menace

      Yes (this was already stated ITT)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Princess Bride?
        nuh uh
        Well it seems live I've missed an "a" in my original post and now the post is ESL-tier, crap.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Terry Gilliam's Brazil

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        indeed

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Two priests in the desert take a young boy away from his mother to join an ancient cult
    stars wars the phantom menace

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a fat kid finds his waifu in a library

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A chud finally breaks and decides to punish the evil in society while on a quest to find his child

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What’s wrong, big guy?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have to share a planet with you.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What didn’t you like about my post, also do you have a guess? 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Return of the Jedi

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lost the war
    lmao
    The featherBlack folk convinced white boomers to get reverse mortgages so they can gamble their life savings away and leave nothing for their white children while Black folk, spics, and israelites get subsidized into luxury. They just lost the battle but they won the war.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is some cringe cope Pablo. You will never be a native anyway, you’re a a mutt. 40% black 30% European 30% native

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Haha I won"
      >Gets raped by Uncle drunk from drinking mouthwash and gasoline all day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when I see zonked squaws in the bus shelter I don't exactly see a people that won any war

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a guy dies from shitting too much

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Damn... were we the baddies after all?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trips! Anons already guessed the first three. Time to reveal the last one
      >An impoverished outcast loses his home and agrees to kill on behalf of a powerful warlord to survive

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >kill

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >warlord

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >quads wasted on AI garbage

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A guy goes all the way to Africa and learns to throw spears with a primitive tribe to try to find the answer to a question he could have just looked up on the internet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ernest Goes to Africa

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a zoo has to shut down after the IT guy quits

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >An impoverished outcast loses his home and agrees to kill on behalf of a powerful warlord to survive
    Kingdom of Heaven?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >An impoverished outcast loses his home and agrees to kill on behalf of a powerful warlord to survive
    The Departed

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a guy drives a car

    a robot guy drives a flying car and cries

    a guy fist fights some korean drug lord god

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drive (2011)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wrong. it was the transporter (2002)

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