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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, just tell me. What did they change?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know.

      Tony Stark is now a foot taller

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Removed the paki terrorist scene

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >According to CBR, the “Marvel Studios The Marvel Cinematic Universe: An Official Timeline” has pushed Iron Man further away from the events of The Incredible Hulk (2008) — two years apart, in fact.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hermagerd

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO FRICKING WAY

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow… can’t believe someone was paid to write an article about this.
      Can’t believe someone decided to make a thread about this.
      Can’t believe I’m wasting my time with this reply.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe it's not butter!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe that after finding the fricking hidden website for the spare parts of the 2 year old cordless hedge trimmer that's already had the battery completely die after only a year of use, it just says "out of stock".

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I believe that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        CBR is absolute garbage

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally ignore your best movie
      Fricking…just…why? Why do this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're gonna shit out some iron man prequels that take place between the two movies aren't they.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      DROPPED

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is fricking dumb. You mean Stark and Nick Fury just sat around for two years twiddling their thumbs and doing nothing to set up the Avengers Initiative?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >has pushed Iron Man further away from the events of The Incredible Hulk (2008) — two years apart, in fact.
      I didn't know they were related at all THOUGH.
      I don't get it, why is everyone here so alarmed about this?? What did I miss bro??

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mother of God.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf does this even mean? seriously you all understand this?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing to get, the change makes no difference

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is catastrophic. Why does Disney keep ruining everything they touch? We'll never get those 2 years back...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit my life is ruined now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big if true

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT THE FRICK!?
      I literally just punched a hole in my wall reading this

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i know dude. i know

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >AAAAH MARVEL CAN'T GET AWAY WITH IT!!!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >YYYAAAAAAHHHHH

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      so basically Disney is shoehorning an Ironman prequel in because everybody used to love the MCU. why not milk it until its absolutely dry. it's going to be hard to have a prequel considering that shit was over a decade ago and everybody involved is older. Samuel Jackson is a legit senior citizen now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow they really can't help themselves? ruined

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick lefties

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For them to consider bringing RDJ back they must be in ultra panic mode now
      I thought disney was too big to fail

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no no no no NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S NOOT TRUE YOU JUST FRICKING MADE THIS UP ADMIT IT YOU YOU FRICKING Black person YUO MADE IT UP IT'S NOT TRUE IT CAN'T BE FRICKING TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH GGGGRRRRRRRAHHHHHHHHHHH AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEeeeee... oh oh no, this isn't happening, oh *sobs* a bloo bloo bloo, mcubros... we were meant for more... it wasn't supposed to happen this way...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow ignore the movie that started it all WOW frick MCU

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      MCUbros…

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S JOEVER

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      marge moment

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel needs to be closed for this and Feige raped

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The terrorist muzzies

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gwyneth has been replaced by a 300 pound woman of color

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems shoving jade ball up your snatch does not stop the wall

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She hates sunscreen and is constantly sunbathing. A deadly combination for your face. She also gave herself an eating disorder and thinks that's healthy.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The twenty plus years of smoking like a fricking chimney certainly didn't help, either.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shallow Halal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ge da water homie! will be the new opening line as Pajeet Stark sets himself on fire and then is saved by Budget Black person Pepper.

      Indeed Burger town is now redundant.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      goop is irreplaceable

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        God i want to fap now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      first time ive ever been more attracted to a mom, even though i can clearly tell the daughter is a 8/10

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look carefully. She has picasso face: eyes are not alligned vertically at all.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's tilting her head

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry anon but when you see it you will "shit bricks" as they say.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it should be illegal for white women to go out in the sun

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's a israelite.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine you look at your newborn baby and you say "apple:)"

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Burger King reference

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the chronological order of MCU movies + TV shows by episode

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >includes Jeph Loeb's Marvel TV shows

      LOL That's even more pathetic than the average MCU fan

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't Thor 2 have a scene about what happened three thousand years ago or something? Same with guardians 2, that was even earlier in a flashback scene about Kurt Russel. Wait, Eternals starts with the beginning of the universe iirc. You need to cut up all those scenes and watch them first because they happened even earlier than Captain America 1.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m so sick of the capeshit. There never seems an end to it. My brother has to go out and see EVERY SINGLE ONE. And he complains about EVERY SINGLE ONE. He went to see one this weekend, I can’t even remember what it was, I just remember it being another WHO CARES “hero.” So he’s complaining about them using CGI to bring back literal dead people. I guess I’ve just had enough. I told him I’m sick of hearing him complain about these films and to stop talking to me about them. That’s all he ever does about them- COMPLAIN.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mad

      My bro and I have a little tradition where we just watch capeshit, are they good? No, but it's a little bonding event

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Na, it’s endless complaining.
        >Well I go to church every week and don’t believe in gay stuff. You know in X film they’ve made X gay? Can you BELIEVE that? Anyway, I’m going to see it this weekend.
        >Hey they’re going to kill of X character. Can you BELIEVE that? Well anyway, I’m going to watch it this weekend.
        >Did you know they’re making X female? Can you BELIEVE that? Anyway, I’m going to watch it this weekend.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just another reason to hold onto your physical media. They can't erase history if we don't let them.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just broke all my 4K UHD MCU movies and television shows. Those 2 years were everything.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The article that predicted the plot of Black Panther 2

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fish and chimps?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's joever for mcuchuds

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok seriously though, how DOES this actually change the MCU?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not even marvelgays give a shit about this anymore

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    their pronouns

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    who cares

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a filter or is this 80 year old really making such moronic tiktoks?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Iron Man now a transexual person of color (i.e., black) with a disability of some sort.

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